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Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile |
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No money down, it was a real good deal |
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Didn't wanna work, just ride around town |
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Finance company put his feets on the ground |
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Oh, Flatfoot |
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Sam, you're always in a jam |
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Flatfoot Sam stole a ten dollar bill |
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He told the judge, he did it for a thrill |
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He got sixty days suspended fine |
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He thanked judge for being so kind |
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Oh, Flatfoot |
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Sam, you're always in a jam |
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Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job |
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The very same day the place got robbed |
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The cats got away, they couldn't be found |
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They picked up |
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Sam and they dragged him down |
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Oh, Flatfoot |
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Sam, you're always in a jam |
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Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game |
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The dice got switched, |
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Sam got the blame |
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He pulled a gun, shut out the light |
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Everybody hollered, run for your life |
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Oh, Flatfoot |
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Sam, you're always in a jam |
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Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree |
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He married a gal weighed 603 |
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She spent all his money, sold all his land |
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Next thing she did, she got another man |
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Oh, Flatfoot |
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Sam, you're always in a jam |
