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The Grand |
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Old Op'ry |
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Theatre proudly presents |
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Cornography, |
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Kung Pao, episode two |
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The continuing adventures of the |
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Kung Pao Buckaroos |
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The three cowboys needed a place to bed down for the night |
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So I suggested the establishment of |
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Miss Kitty |
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MayOr she may not |
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A former love and a woman of questionable repute |
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So they walked into the saloon and asked for |
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Miss Kitty |
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And just then, they heard a voice saying"Hi, boys, you lookin' for these" |
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And the littlest cowboy turned around |
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To see two huge 38s pointed right at his face |
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Jimmy, you can't say that |
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What? She had huge guns |
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Smith and |
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Wesson revolvers |
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Oh boy, were they loaded, oh brother |
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She's aiming them right at us |
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Softer, George, it's more effective |
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She's aiming them right at us, everybody duck |
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Not you, Jimmy, you stand up normal |
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They dropped the money they owed her and she bent over to pick it up |
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And, oh, that moon was beautiful, now |
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Jimmy, you can't say that |
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Out the window, |
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I couldn't see it till then |
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GeorgeOh, there were mountains in the way |
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You guys are gonna get in trouble for this |
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That woman sure chaps my, ask her out then |
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I think he's got a little thing for her, |
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GeorgeLouder, |
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Bill, it's more effective |
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I think he's got a little thing for her, |
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GeorgeIt's not that little |
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That was worth a three or four, |
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BillAll right, |
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Jimmy, let's get serious now |
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So the little cowboy was tryin' not to act too excited |
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But when I look at a woman that beautiful, it's hard |
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Jimmy, what, it's very difficult |
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I hope they're not recordin' this, yeah, ah |
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And I said, "Cowgirl, how would you like a little cowpoke?" |
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Here we go, ooh yeah, need a little buckaroo? |
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In your dreams short barrel |
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Bum chicka bow wow, oh my |
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GodSo the |
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Kung Poo Buck, |
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Kung PooSo the |
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Kung Pao Buckaroos rode off into the sunset |
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Tune in next time for more action and romance |
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Yeah, softer, |
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George, it's more effective, yeah |
