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I was sittin' in my front room, I heard a loud crash |
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I run to the window to see what was there |
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Out into trouble my old apple tree |
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There was a one-eyed-purple-people-eater lookin' at me |
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He yelled, "Ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh" |
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I jumped in my plane and I took to the clouds |
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I had to go see what the mess all about-a |
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A-this mess my mother did not understand |
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All these funny lookin' people from another land |
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He hollered, "Ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh" |
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My baby standing in the do' and she was hollin' real loud |
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"Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley, don't leave me in this house" |
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I said, "Take it easy baby, you know I've got to go" |
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I said, "Lock all the windows and bolt all the do's" |
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She hollered, "Ooh-ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh" |
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A-when I saw their master boy, you oughta see |
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He was a-wiggling and a-grinnin' and a-stigglin' at me |
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I jumped in my plane and I made it back home |
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The purple-people-eaters had my baby and gone |
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I hollered, "Ooh-ooh, bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh" |
