The Man Who Turns The Damn Thing Off And On 歌词

歌曲	The Man Who Turns The Damn Thing Off And On
歌手	Bob Gibson
专辑	Makin' A Mess:Bob Gibson Sings Shel Silverstein
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	[ti:The Man Who Turns the Damn Thing Off and On]
	[ar:Bob Gibson]
	[al:Makin' a Mess: Bob Gibson Sings Shel Silverstein]
	[lr:Shel Silverstein]
	[co:Shel Silverstein]
[00:02.27]	The world's not what it used to be
[00:04.14]	In love or war or industry.
[00:07.19]	We face the harsh reality
[00:08.70]	That this sweet land of liberty
[00:11.08]	Now contemplates eternity
[00:13.59]	Plugged into electricity
[00:15.00]	And programmed by technology
[00:17.43]	For maximum efficiency.
[00:19.43]	For instance, see
[00:21.06]	What happened to me...
[00:24.96]	When I went down to the factory,
[00:27.65]	I said, "Hey, you got any job for me?"
[00:30.88]	They said, "Son, the days of the workin' man are
[00:35.26]	Dead and gone!"
[00:37.14]	They said, "The computer now does everything,
[00:40.29]	But there does happen to be one opening
[00:43.45]	For the man who'll turn the damn thing off and on."
[00:49.09]	Now I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on.
[00:56.29]	I give it a twist in the evening like this
[00:59.23]	And a little bitty flick at dawn.
[01:02.88]	I know I should be overjoyed -
[01:05.61]	I'm the only one in town employed:
[01:08.77]	I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!
[01:27.31]	So, feelin' exhausted from my first day's labor,
[01:30.81]	I went home to see my baby.
[01:33.50]	She was lyin' in bed with a smile on her face, and I
[01:37.45]	Heard a buzzin' sound.
[01:39.66]	She said, "I don't need no mortal men,
[01:42.90]	This vibrator does the work of ten!
[01:45.96]	But since you're so in love with me,
[01:49.15]	I'll let you stick around
[01:51.49]	And be the man who turns the damn thing off and on!"
[01:58.88]	I give it a twist in the evening like this
[02:01.75]	And a little bitty flick at dawn.
[02:04.97]	I know I should be gratified:
[02:07.80]	She lets me lie here by her side,
[02:10.92]	And be the man who turns the damn thing off and on!
[02:17.16]	I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!

	[ti:The Man Who Turns the Damn Thing Off and On]
	[ar:Bob Gibson]
	[al:Makin' a Mess: Bob Gibson Sings Shel Silverstein]
	[lr:Shel Silverstein]
	[co:Shel Silverstein]
[00:02.27]	世界已不再是过去的样子了，
[00:04.14]	无论是爱情，战争还是工业。
[00:07.19]	我们必须面对残酷的现实：
[00:08.70]	这片自由的土地
[00:11.08]	正在考虑永恒地
[00:13.59]	接在电路上，
[00:15.00]	一切由电脑程序来安排，
[00:17.43]	为了效率最大化。
[00:19.43]	举个例子，就比如说
[00:21.06]	在我身上发生的事……
[00:24.96]	那天我去工厂的时候，
[00:27.65]	我问他们：“嗨，有什么我能干的活吗？”
[00:30.88]	他们却说：“小子，人工的时代
[00:35.26]	早就已经结束了！”
[00:37.14]	他们告诉我：“现在电脑啥都能干，
[00:40.29]	不过刚好，的确得有个开头，
[00:43.45]	得让某人负责每天把那玩意打开和关上。”
[00:49.09]	现在我就是负责把那破玩意打开和关上的人。
[00:56.29]	我每天晚上拧一下那个旋钮，
[00:59.23]	每天早上再轻轻按一下开关。
[01:02.88]	我知道我心里应该乐开花了，
[01:05.61]	毕竟我是整个镇子上唯一有工作的人：
[01:08.77]	我得负责把那破玩意打开和关上！
[01:27.31]	第一天的工作忙完，累得我是精疲力尽，
[01:30.81]	我回家去陪我的宝贝老婆。
[01:33.50]	她正躺在床上，满脸的春色，
[01:37.45]	接着我就听到了一阵嗡嗡嗡的声音。
[01:39.66]	她说：“我已经不需要你们这些不给力的男人了，
[01:42.90]	这只跳蛋能连续工作十个小时！
[01:45.96]	但既然你这么爱我，
[01:49.15]	我就让你留在我身边吧，
[01:51.49]	然后每天帮我把这玩意打开和关上!”
[01:58.88]	我每天晚上拧一下那个旋钮，
[02:01.75]	每天早上再轻轻按一下开关。
[02:04.97]	我知道我应该心满意足了：
[02:07.80]	她居然还会让我躺在她身旁，
[02:10.92]	帮她把那破玩意打开和关上！
[02:17.16]	我得负责把那破玩意打开和关上！

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