The Man Who Turns The Damn Thing Off And On

歌曲 The Man Who Turns The Damn Thing Off And On
歌手 Bob Gibson
专辑 Makin' A Mess:Bob Gibson Sings Shel Silverstein

歌词

[ti:The Man Who Turns the Damn Thing Off and On]
[ar:Bob Gibson]
[al:Makin' a Mess: Bob Gibson Sings Shel Silverstein]
[lr:Shel Silverstein]
[co:Shel Silverstein]
[00:02.27] The world's not what it used to be
[00:04.14] In love or war or industry.
[00:07.19] We face the harsh reality
[00:08.70] That this sweet land of liberty
[00:11.08] Now contemplates eternity
[00:13.59] Plugged into electricity
[00:15.00] And programmed by technology
[00:17.43] For maximum efficiency.
[00:19.43] For instance, see
[00:21.06] What happened to me...
[00:24.96] When I went down to the factory,
[00:27.65] I said, "Hey, you got any job for me?"
[00:30.88] They said, "Son, the days of the workin' man are
[00:35.26] Dead and gone!"
[00:37.14] They said, "The computer now does everything,
[00:40.29] But there does happen to be one opening
[00:43.45] For the man who'll turn the damn thing off and on."
[00:49.09] Now I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on.
[00:56.29] I give it a twist in the evening like this
[00:59.23] And a little bitty flick at dawn.
[01:02.88] I know I should be overjoyed -
[01:05.61] I'm the only one in town employed:
[01:08.77] I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!
[01:27.31] So, feelin' exhausted from my first day's labor,
[01:30.81] I went home to see my baby.
[01:33.50] She was lyin' in bed with a smile on her face, and I
[01:37.45] Heard a buzzin' sound.
[01:39.66] She said, "I don't need no mortal men,
[01:42.90] This vibrator does the work of ten!
[01:45.96] But since you're so in love with me,
[01:49.15] I'll let you stick around
[01:51.49] And be the man who turns the damn thing off and on!"
[01:58.88] I give it a twist in the evening like this
[02:01.75] And a little bitty flick at dawn.
[02:04.97] I know I should be gratified:
[02:07.80] She lets me lie here by her side,
[02:10.92] And be the man who turns the damn thing off and on!
[02:17.16] I'm the man who turns the damn thing off and on!

歌词大意

ti: The Man Who Turns the Damn Thing Off and On
ar: Bob Gibson
al: Makin' a Mess: Bob Gibson Sings Shel Silverstein
lr: Shel Silverstein
co: Shel Silverstein
[00:02.27] shì jiè yǐ bù zài shì guò qù de yàng zi le,
[00:04.14] wú lùn shì ài qíng, zhàn zhēng hái shì gōng yè.
[00:07.19] wǒ men bì xū miàn duì cán kù de xiàn shí:
[00:08.70] zhè piàn zì yóu de tǔ dì
[00:11.08] zhèng zài kǎo lǜ yǒng héng dì
[00:13.59] jiē zài diàn lù shàng,
[00:15.00] yī qiè yóu diàn nǎo chéng xù lái ān pái,
[00:17.43] wèi le xiào lǜ zuì dà huà.
[00:19.43] jǔ gè lì zi, jiù bǐ rú shuō
[00:21.06] zài wǒ shēn shàng fā shēng de shì
[00:24.96] nà tiān wǒ qù gōng chǎng de shí hòu,
[00:27.65] wǒ wèn tā men:" hāi, yǒu shén me wǒ néng gàn de huó ma?"
[00:30.88] tā men què shuō:" xiǎo zi, rén gōng de shí dài
[00:35.26] zǎo jiù yǐ jīng jié shù le!"
[00:37.14] tā men gào sù wǒ:" xiàn zài diàn nǎo shà dōu néng gàn,
[00:40.29] bù guò gāng hǎo, dí què dé yǒu gè kāi tóu,
[00:43.45] dé ràng mǒu rén fù zé měi tiān bǎ nà wán yì dǎ kāi hé guān shàng."
[00:49.09] xiàn zài wǒ jiù shì fù zé bǎ nà pò wán yì dǎ kāi hé guān shàng de rén.
[00:56.29] wǒ měi tiān wǎn shàng níng yī xià nà gè xuán niǔ,
[00:59.23] měi tiān zǎo shàng zài qīng qīng àn yī xià kāi guān.
[01:02.88] wǒ zhī dào wǒ xīn lǐ yīng gāi lè kāi huā le,
[01:05.61] bì jìng wǒ shì zhěng gè zhèn zi shàng wéi yī yǒu gōng zuò de rén:
[01:08.77] wǒ dé fù zé bǎ nà pò wán yì dǎ kāi hé guān shàng!
[01:27.31] dì yì tiān de gōng zuò máng wán, lèi dé wǒ shì jīng pí lì jìn,
[01:30.81] wǒ huí jiā qù péi wǒ de bǎo bèi lǎo pó.
[01:33.50] tā zhèng tǎng zài chuáng shàng, mǎn liǎn de chūn sè,
[01:37.45] jiē zhe wǒ jiù tīng dào le yī zhèn wēng wēng wēng de shēng yīn.
[01:39.66] tā shuō:" wǒ yǐ jīng bù xū yào nǐ men zhèi xiē bù gěi lì de nán rén le,
[01:42.90] zhè zhǐ tiào dàn néng lián xù gōng zuò shí gè xiǎo shí!
[01:45.96] dàn jì rán nǐ zhè me ài wǒ,
[01:49.15] wǒ jiù ràng nǐ liú zài wǒ shēn biān ba,
[01:51.49] rán hòu měi tiān bāng wǒ bǎ zhè wán yì dǎ kāi hé guān shàng!"
[01:58.88] wǒ měi tiān wǎn shàng níng yī xià nà gè xuán niǔ,
[02:01.75] měi tiān zǎo shàng zài qīng qīng àn yī xià kāi guān.
[02:04.97] wǒ zhī dào wǒ yīng gāi xīn mǎn yì zú le:
[02:07.80] tā jū rán hái huì ràng wǒ tǎng zài tā shēn páng,
[02:10.92] bāng tā bǎ nà pò wán yì dǎ kāi hé guān shàng!
[02:17.16] wǒ dé fù zé bǎ nà pò wán yì dǎ kāi hé guān shàng!