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[Skit:]Oh |
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Shit, you look cute as hell. |
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Now you move over here and let me start massaging that fine ass of your's. |
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What the ****'s up with these bitches? |
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I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some pussy!? |
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Bitch You ain't even gay.[Verse 1:] |
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She got a |
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Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song. |
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Kissed a girl and liked it, now she's swearin' off the ding dong. |
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Back and forth like ping pong, she really strictly dicky, now |
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Madonna scorin' |
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Britney now the bitch is strictly licky. |
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Suck a dick, suck a titty, she don't really give a ****, and rainbow or her preice mean she always gettin' lucky. |
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Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon, hidden valley, tossin' salad, lickin' on a crouton. |
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No shame in this fake bitch game, swervin' in and out of traffic, never stayin' in her own lane. |
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She want a piece of cake and yeah she wanna eat it too, pay her some attention and the bitch will go down eatin' you.[Chorus:] |
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Be actin' |
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Lezbehonest. |
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No more trips for you down south. |
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Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth. |
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You love the peter! |
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Bitch don't lie. |
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You love the cock! |
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Don't even try. |
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No more pooter! |
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No more coochie! |
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VaJayJay time to say good bye.[Verse 2:] |
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Girls gone by, |
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Spring break, college road trip in some wet t-shirts, wrestlin' in cool whip. |
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Flash a nipple, slap a pussy for attention. |
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Just turned eighteen, now she on a ****in' mission. |
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Got a make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger four shots of jagermister, tongue kiss a perfect stranger. |
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Three, Four fingers deep in some bleach blonde bimbo, a double headed dildo beatin' like it's |
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Kimbo. Put in on the |
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YouTube. The pictures on the |
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Myspace, just so |
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I can peep it, wish the bitch would sit on my face. |
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Two straight broads tongue kissin' by the swimmin' pool, fake dyke bitches eatin' coochie 'cause it's cool.[Chorus:] |
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Be actin' |
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Lezbehonest. |
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No more trips for you down south. |
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Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth. |
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Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it. |
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Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it. |
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Bitch you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it. |
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Bitch you know you want it. |
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Bitch you know you want it. |
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Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter. |
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One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin' |
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Now I'm massed out with no luck, can't even get my dick sucked. |
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Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you ****.[Verse 3:] |
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Don't get your panties twisted, shit |
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I love them freaky bitches. |
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Daisy chains, runnin' trains, girl on girl and pussy fistin'. |
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All I'm rally tryin' to say, girl just don't claim your ass is gay. |
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I laid the pipe the other day and ****ed your girlfriend the other day. |
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Tell the truth, don't even trip. you know you like to wrap them lips around a peter lick the tip 'cause little girls don't come equipped. |
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Bitch please, you ain't right, what you really tryin' to prove carpet muchin', donkey punchin' cause you claim you're so confused. |
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Yeah I push my dick on hard to see you sixty-ninin' neden. |
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But to rise up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin'. |
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Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian, just a trick who love the dick but |
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Perpetrate a lesbian.[Chorus:] |
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Be actin' |
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Lezbehonest. |
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No more trips for you down south. |
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Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the pussy out yo mouth. |
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You love the peter! |
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Bitch don't lie. |
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You love the cock! |
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Don't even try. |
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No more pooter! |
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No more coochie! |
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VaJayJay time to say good bye.[Skit:] |
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After all, we're just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend. |
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Yeah, I bet your little ass is on fire. |
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You'll be a new woman when |
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I'm finished working on you. |