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Number twenty-five the two-party systemic failure override button |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number twenty-four the Soviet Re-Union eight-by-tens |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number twenty-three the nougat-filled Winston Churchill figurine |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number twenty-two the sex offender Google map coordinates |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number twenty-one the regurgitated placenta slushie |
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Number twenty the amethyst valkyrie strap-on studs |
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Number nineteen the Applebee's coupon hole puncher |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number eighteen the economic growth median death rattle ringtone |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number seventeen the marginalized person of color potential cupholder |
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Number sixteen the audible fellatio slobbering of a special-interest groupie |
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(Don't let them know what they've done |
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Applaud them, make them feel comfortable |
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Be quiet |
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Silence is golden/) |
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Number fifteen the reasoning behind the reasoning behind |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number fourteen the do yourself in image award woody |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number thirteen the astrophysical from Dr. Vacusuck of Gland Farms Limited |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number twelve the small intestines slinky of the underfed |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number eleven the Birth of a Nation remake Disney pitch |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number ten the mulatto baby garbage disposal |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number nine the two-for-one white supremacy pro-military packet |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Number eight the Tea Party rally cardboard cut-out head count |
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No blacks, no Jews, no Asians |
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Numbers seven through one, that's your work week |