歌曲 | Casting Agents And Cowgirls |
歌手 | Busdriver |
专辑 | RoadKillOvercoat |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Busdriver | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
You did it, you got it, you wowed the world | |
Of casting agents and cowgirls | |
Fess up, you're dressed up to kill yourself | |
Oh, yeah | |
Girl, I'm a walking plane-crash to your moms and dads | |
Ostentatious and crass pulling the gauze off your scabs | |
Bitch, I negate the myth of the 'great black boyfriend' | |
In the Polaroid at the get-together | |
Wearing a corduroy vest-sweater | |
So don't get that engagement ring engraved | |
'Cause before we met you thought that hood rats laid eggs | |
And that rappers were just sky pirates with peg legs | |
But I kick it with you simply for the shits and giggles, playful innuendos | |
You thought, "he's just an uber-dred for the federal fiscal cap" | |
But after brunch, you'll need | |
Two Sudafeds and a disco nap | |
After I drain your insides with a crazy straw | |
You ain't my baby-doll | |
"'Cause nigga you reek of coffee-shop blend" | |
My baby's a lollipop that caters to the miss polyglot's whim" | |
With addictive agents that outweigh Oxycontins | |
And our phobias perfectly fit | |
It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this working-stiff | |
[Chorus:] | |
You did it, you got it | |
You wowed the world | |
Of casting agents and cowgirls | |
Fess up you're dressed up to kill yourself | |
While I'm still on the shelf | |
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags | |
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags | |
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags | |
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags | |
I'll be today's avatar of the pre-fad | |
Then end up a child star in rehab | |
It's like a bed-and-breakfast | |
I'm sending a text message on my keypad | |
Saying "I have no more to say to my ex-manager/sea hag divorcee | |
except eat shit and die" | |
My daily commute ends with a fender-bender | |
'Cause no one acknowledges my ten-year tenure | |
I've got the know-how the thrill your scene | |
But they want someone lowbrow, a philistine | |
With iron-on irony for Viacom's white honkies | |
They'll send you a girl wearing tight thongs under nylon gis | |
"Let's all hit" | |
But I'm not for the gaudy gangbang | |
the thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain | |
and shit, I get off on news leads | |
and your pet mouse meat, | |
set and poised with sex toys | |
in your penthouse suite believing you're Lou Reed | |
I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece | |
Even when sex appeal is taboo, | |
electric bills are past due | |
My head is clear of engineered, election-year snafu | |
[Chorus] | |
I used to say, **** it | |
Wouldn't placate the functionaries | |
Too busy making play-dates with buxom secretaries | |
But I hope that my homies don't laugh, | |
my choreographed dance steps | |
Are a little effeminate for a sociopath | |
We've been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo | |
I'm a voice-over on your PlayStation 2 | |
But in my hey-day, my ethical fiber | |
would turn stages into firewood | |
[Chorus] |
zuo ci : Busdriver | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
You did it, you got it, you wowed the world | |
Of casting agents and cowgirls | |
Fess up, you' re dressed up to kill yourself | |
Oh, yeah | |
Girl, I' m a walking planecrash to your moms and dads | |
Ostentatious and crass pulling the gauze off your scabs | |
Bitch, I negate the myth of the ' great black boyfriend' | |
In the Polaroid at the gettogether | |
Wearing a corduroy vestsweater | |
So don' t get that engagement ring engraved | |
' Cause before we met you thought that hood rats laid eggs | |
And that rappers were just sky pirates with peg legs | |
But I kick it with you simply for the shits and giggles, playful innuendos | |
You thought, " he' s just an uberdred for the federal fiscal cap" | |
But after brunch, you' ll need | |
Two Sudafeds and a disco nap | |
After I drain your insides with a crazy straw | |
You ain' t my babydoll | |
"' Cause nigga you reek of coffeeshop blend" | |
My baby' s a lollipop that caters to the miss polyglot' s whim" | |
With addictive agents that outweigh Oxycontins | |
And our phobias perfectly fit | |
It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this workingstiff | |
Chorus: | |
You did it, you got it | |
You wowed the world | |
Of casting agents and cowgirls | |
Fess up you' re dressed up to kill yourself | |
While I' m still on the shelf | |
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags | |
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags | |
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags | |
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags | |
I' ll be today' s avatar of the prefad | |
Then end up a child star in rehab | |
It' s like a bedandbreakfast | |
I' m sending a text message on my keypad | |
Saying " I have no more to say to my exmanager sea hag divorcee | |
except eat shit and die" | |
My daily commute ends with a fenderbender | |
' Cause no one acknowledges my tenyear tenure | |
I' ve got the knowhow the thrill your scene | |
But they want someone lowbrow, a philistine | |
With ironon irony for Viacom' s white honkies | |
They' ll send you a girl wearing tight thongs under nylon gis | |
" Let' s all hit" | |
But I' m not for the gaudy gangbang | |
the thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain | |
and shit, I get off on news leads | |
and your pet mouse meat, | |
set and poised with sex toys | |
in your penthouse suite believing you' re Lou Reed | |
I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece | |
Even when sex appeal is taboo, | |
electric bills are past due | |
My head is clear of engineered, electionyear snafu | |
Chorus | |
I used to say, it | |
Wouldn' t placate the functionaries | |
Too busy making playdates with buxom secretaries | |
But I hope that my homies don' t laugh, | |
my choreographed dance steps | |
Are a little effeminate for a sociopath | |
We' ve been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo | |
I' m a voiceover on your PlayStation 2 | |
But in my heyday, my ethical fiber | |
would turn stages into firewood | |
Chorus |
zuò cí : Busdriver | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
Hey | |
You did it, you got it, you wowed the world | |
Of casting agents and cowgirls | |
Fess up, you' re dressed up to kill yourself | |
Oh, yeah | |
Girl, I' m a walking planecrash to your moms and dads | |
Ostentatious and crass pulling the gauze off your scabs | |
Bitch, I negate the myth of the ' great black boyfriend' | |
In the Polaroid at the gettogether | |
Wearing a corduroy vestsweater | |
So don' t get that engagement ring engraved | |
' Cause before we met you thought that hood rats laid eggs | |
And that rappers were just sky pirates with peg legs | |
But I kick it with you simply for the shits and giggles, playful innuendos | |
You thought, " he' s just an uberdred for the federal fiscal cap" | |
But after brunch, you' ll need | |
Two Sudafeds and a disco nap | |
After I drain your insides with a crazy straw | |
You ain' t my babydoll | |
"' Cause nigga you reek of coffeeshop blend" | |
My baby' s a lollipop that caters to the miss polyglot' s whim" | |
With addictive agents that outweigh Oxycontins | |
And our phobias perfectly fit | |
It takes a quirky chick with curvy hips to petrify this workingstiff | |
Chorus: | |
You did it, you got it | |
You wowed the world | |
Of casting agents and cowgirls | |
Fess up you' re dressed up to kill yourself | |
While I' m still on the shelf | |
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags | |
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags | |
They want an everyman milking the oldest gags | |
Spilling the contents of a Pepsi can on folded flags | |
I' ll be today' s avatar of the prefad | |
Then end up a child star in rehab | |
It' s like a bedandbreakfast | |
I' m sending a text message on my keypad | |
Saying " I have no more to say to my exmanager sea hag divorcee | |
except eat shit and die" | |
My daily commute ends with a fenderbender | |
' Cause no one acknowledges my tenyear tenure | |
I' ve got the knowhow the thrill your scene | |
But they want someone lowbrow, a philistine | |
With ironon irony for Viacom' s white honkies | |
They' ll send you a girl wearing tight thongs under nylon gis | |
" Let' s all hit" | |
But I' m not for the gaudy gangbang | |
the thought of it turns my member to a soggy plantain | |
and shit, I get off on news leads | |
and your pet mouse meat, | |
set and poised with sex toys | |
in your penthouse suite believing you' re Lou Reed | |
I spit used reeds out the wet mouthpiece | |
Even when sex appeal is taboo, | |
electric bills are past due | |
My head is clear of engineered, electionyear snafu | |
Chorus | |
I used to say, it | |
Wouldn' t placate the functionaries | |
Too busy making playdates with buxom secretaries | |
But I hope that my homies don' t laugh, | |
my choreographed dance steps | |
Are a little effeminate for a sociopath | |
We' ve been airbrushed so much we look like a claymation zoo | |
I' m a voiceover on your PlayStation 2 | |
But in my heyday, my ethical fiber | |
would turn stages into firewood | |
Chorus |