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I know this group and they're so avantcore |
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I bought their shit at the mom and pop store |
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And i give all of their songs the top score |
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I'll see them play on their small hip-hop tour |
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They're treated like sex symbols, out the stretch-limos |
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Autographing breasts with lead pencils |
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Now everybody thinks that they're the best new group |
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As if they're a pop band test tube fluke |
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They bought a home that's the size of a ballpark |
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You can only cross the property with a golf cart |
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But they no longer can sell a billion records |
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Because when they first weren't trying was their last brilliant effort |
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Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear |
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Like "i heard you sold this many units" and i say "wish me better luck next year" |
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There seems to be too much water pressure underneath your genre-mesh blur |
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And to be honest i never took interest in the modern day young black teenagers |
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I'd thought they'd gone away replacing what's on gun racks with cheese graters |
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To use on the spongy mind of the L.A. rapper swinging from a monkey vine |
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Style biting used to result in a money fine, but now |
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Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear |
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Like "i'm edgy and i'm risque" and "i say better luck next year" |
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I replied to the wuss with a yo' mama's joke |
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When he said how much he pushed the envelope |
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A group of sexually ambivalent nihilists, crying from an ovarian cyst |
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Picking at a vegetarian dish, idolizing a german band that barely exists |
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But me, my name's never on the full-color flyer |
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I'm just the dull busdriver |
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Thinking 'til my head is a bowl of dust fibers |
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To all the fools up under their trucker hats |
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Sagging until you can see their plumber's cracks |
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There is no metaphorical meaning |
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So don't bother sifting through the storyboard in one seating |
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It's just horribly demeaning |
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And you can't do burners, i want the colors back |
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Don't want to hear your dumb ideas, just shut your trap |
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Jumping jacks thunder claps in your bubble gum raps |
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Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear |
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Like "i did a song with so-and-so and i got signed" but the checks will never clear |
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Avantcore |
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Avantcore |
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Avantcore |
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So Avantcore |
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Avantcore |
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So Avantcore |
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Avantcore |
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Avantcore |
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Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear |
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Like "I'm the dopest in the world" I say better luck next year. |