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Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on |
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The Centaur; |
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I'm famous |
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I walk around with no shirt on |
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The easiest way would be for you to lie face down |
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I'm a man |
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But I'm built like a horse from the waist down |
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People are afraid of me but act like they love me |
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Feast your eyes upon my nudity |
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I am Beauty |
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AND the Beast |
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I have plenty to say |
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But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so |
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I'm famous for it "Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it |
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Sure, it's larger than yours |
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I'm a CENT |
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AUR for Chrissakes! |
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I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music |
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I'm told passion is my specialty |
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But really |
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I'm old-fashioned |
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And I'm quite well-built |
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As fas as physiques go |
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So people seem to think that |
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I belong in a freak show |
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They wanna have pictures taken |
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Constantly assumin' that my sex drive is three times that of a normal human |
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Askin' silly questions like |
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I'm their personal mentor |
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All they care about is my undercarriage because |
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I'm a centaur |
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The porno industry |
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Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie ' |
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Cause they think |
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I look funny |
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But I'm lookin' for true love |
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Not cookies and crumbs |
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More than a sore thumb - |
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I have a complicated mind |
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I'm not the favorite kind of companion |
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For the average person |
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Sometimes things start well |
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But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem |
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Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get |
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Bein' a centaur's love interest |
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You don't care about my next life |
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Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life |
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Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on |
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The Centaur; |
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I'm famous |
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I walk around with no shirt on |
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The easiest way would be for you to lie face down |
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I'm a man |
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But I'm built like a horse from the waist down |
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Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on |
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The Centaur; |
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I'm famous |
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I walk around with no shirt on |
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The easiest way would be for you to lie face down |
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I'm a man call me "country" so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, |
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I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho, watch out now, |
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I am furry and furious |
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Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on |
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The Centaur. |