歌曲 | If I Had $1,000,000 (Album Version) |
歌手 | Barenaked Ladies |
专辑 | Gordon |
[00:00.00] | If I Had $1,000,000 |
[00:03.29] | |
[00:26.01] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
[00:29.58] | If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[00:32.36] | Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house) |
[00:37.89] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[00:44.34] | I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) |
[00:49.93] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[00:56.27] | Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile) |
[01:01.64] | And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love |
[01:12.45] | If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard |
[01:19.75] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard |
[01:26.01] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
[01:31.88] | “You know, we could just go up there and hang out.” |
[01:34.54] | “Like open the fridge and stuff, |
[01:35.93] | and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. |
[01:39.86] | They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.” |
[01:40.66] | “Well can you blame them?” |
[01:44.05] | “Yeah.” |
[01:46.94] | If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[01:52.79] | Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel) |
[01:58.76] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[02:05.03] | Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu) |
[02:10.55] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[02:17.16] | Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones) |
[02:22.37] | And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love |
[02:33.01] | |
[02:34.55] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store |
[02:39.92] | If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more |
[02:47.00] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner |
[02:52.13] | “But we would eat Kraft dinner.” |
[02:53.66] | “Of course we would, we’d just eat more.” |
[02:54.91] | “And buy really expensive ketchups with it.” |
[02:58.42] | “That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.” |
[03:01.62] | |
[03:07.27] | If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[03:13.61] | Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel) |
[03:19.10] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[03:25.82] | Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) |
[03:31.37] | And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) |
[03:37.32] | Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!) |
[03:43.17] | And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love |
[03:53.72] | |
[03:55.15] | If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars |
[04:01.24] | If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars |
[04:06.95] | If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich! |
[04:16.62] |
[00:00.00] | If I Had 1, 000, 000 |
[00:03.29] | |
[00:26.01] | If I Had a Million Dollars |
[00:29.58] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[00:32.36] | Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house |
[00:37.89] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[00:44.34] | I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman |
[00:49.93] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[00:56.27] | Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile |
[01:01.64] | And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love |
[01:12.45] | If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard |
[01:19.75] | If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard |
[01:26.01] | If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. |
[01:31.88] | " You know, we could just go up there and hang out." |
[01:34.54] | " Like open the fridge and stuff, |
[01:35.93] | and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things. |
[01:39.86] | They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon." |
[01:40.66] | " Well can you blame them?" |
[01:44.05] | " Yeah." |
[01:46.94] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[01:52.79] | Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel |
[01:58.76] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[02:05.03] | Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu |
[02:10.55] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[02:17.16] | Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones |
[02:22.37] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
[02:33.01] | |
[02:34.55] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store |
[02:39.92] | If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more |
[02:47.00] | If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner |
[02:52.13] | " But we would eat Kraft dinner." |
[02:53.66] | " Of course we would, we' d just eat more." |
[02:54.91] | " And buy really expensive ketchups with it." |
[02:58.42] | " That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups." |
[03:01.62] | |
[03:07.27] | If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[03:13.61] | Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel |
[03:19.10] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[03:25.82] | Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel |
[03:31.37] | And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars |
[03:37.32] | Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?! |
[03:43.17] | And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love |
[03:53.72] | |
[03:55.15] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
[04:01.24] | If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars |
[04:06.95] | If I had a million dollars I' d be rich! |
[04:16.62] |
[00:00.00] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn |
[00:26.01] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn |
[00:29.58] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn |
[00:32.36] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi yī zuò fáng zi huì gěi nǐ mǎi zuò fáng zi |
[00:37.89] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn rú guǒ wǒ yǒu de huà |
[00:44.34] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ de fáng zi tiān shàng jiā jù yě xǔ shì gè piào liàng de cháng shā fā huò zhǎng ruǎn yǐ |
[00:49.93] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn rú guǒ wǒ yǒu de huà |
[00:56.27] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi liàng qīng zì dòng chē yī liàng kě xìn lài de hǎo chē |
[01:01.64] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn wǒ huì wèi nǐ de ài fù kuǎn |
[01:12.45] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn wǒ huì zài nǐ de yuàn zi lǐ jiàn yī zuò shù wū |
[01:19.75] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn ér nǐ kě yǐ bāng máng nà jiù bú huì zhè me nán |
[01:26.01] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn yě xǔ wǒ men kě yǐ zài suí biàn shén me dì fang bǎi gè xiǎo bīng xiāng |
[01:31.88] | " nǐ zhī dào, wǒ men kě yǐ zhǐ shì chū qù xián guàng" |
[01:34.54] | " jiù xiàng dǎ kāi bīng xiāng dà chī yī dùn" |
[01:35.93] | " nà lǐ huì yǒu shí wù tǎng zhe děng zhe wǒ men, bǐ rú yù bāo zhuāng de jiàng zhī shén me de" |
[01:39.86] | " huì yǒu yù bāo zhuāng de jiàng zhī dàn bú huì yǒu zhè yàng de péi gēn" |
[01:40.66] | " zhè nǐ néng guài zuì tā men ma?" |
[01:44.05] | " dāng rán la" |
[01:46.94] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn rú guǒ wǒ yǒu de huà |
[01:52.79] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi jiàn pí máo dà yī dàn bú shì zhēn de pí máo dà yī, nà tài cán rěn le |
[01:58.76] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ yǒu |
[02:05.03] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi gè qí yì de chǒng wù shì de jiù bǐ rú měi zhōu tuó huò zhě yì zhī ér miáo |
[02:10.55] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ néng yǒu |
[02:17.16] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi yuē hàn méi lǐ kè de yí chǎn suǒ yǒu nèi xiē fēng kuáng de xiàng yá gǔ piàn |
[02:22.37] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn rú guǒ wǒ yǒu |
[02:34.55] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn wǒ men jiù bù yòng zǒu qù shāng diàn |
[02:39.92] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn wǒ men jiù zuò yī liàng háo huá jiào chē yīn wèi tā gèng guì |
[02:47.00] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn wǒ men jiù bù yòng zài chī kè léi fú wǎn cān le |
[02:52.13] | " dàn shì wǒ men huì chī de ya" |
[02:53.66] | " dāng rán huì le zhǐ shì wǒ men chī dé gèng duō" |
[02:54.91] | " hái yào mǎi áng guì de fān qié jiàng lái pèi" |
[02:58.42] | " dāng rán, suǒ yǒu dì róng chǎn de zuì bàng de fān qié jiàng" |
[03:07.27] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ néng yǒu |
[03:13.61] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi jiàn lǜ sè qún zi dàn bú huì shì jiàn zhēn de, nà yàng tài cán rěn |
[03:19.10] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ néng yǒu |
[03:25.82] | wǒ huì gěi nǐ mǎi xiē yì shù pǐn yī zhāng bì jiā suǒ de huò zhě lái zhāng jiā fēn kè ěr de zhuān jí |
[03:31.37] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ néng yǒu |
[03:37.32] | wǒ hái huì gěi nǐ mǎi zhǐ hóu zi nǐ bú shì yī zhí xiǎng yào zhǐ hóu zi ma? |
[03:43.17] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn wǒ huì wèi nǐ de ài fù kuǎn |
[03:55.15] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ néng yǒu |
[04:01.24] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà rú guǒ wǒ néng yǒu |
[04:06.95] | rú guǒ wǒ yǒu yī bǎi wàn de huà... wǒ huì hěn yǒu qián de! |