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Remember when... |
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Online was where you hung the wash |
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And a megabyte was a really big nosh |
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And if it was a virus you got |
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You went to the doctor and got a shot, uhhh. |
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Internet or interface |
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Download, upload, database |
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Pixel, shmixle, cyber speak |
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They may as well be speaking greek! |
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Once... a floppy disk meant you had a bum back |
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A hack drove a cab |
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And a burgral was a mac |
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Modems, chat rooms, dos and dots |
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A mouse in your pad, that's why we had cats |
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Nowadays... you need a degree from mit |
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To operate your own tv |
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I used to find a channel quicker |
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When all you needed was one clicker |
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Listen, I don't mean to bicker |
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But now my clicker has a clicker |
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And each new clicker makes me sicker |
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If I could only find a clicker |
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To turn all the clickers off!!! |