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(Damn) |
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I ordered something, it took a while |
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This morning something was on my doorstep |
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What's this I'm holding, time capsule order |
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Cause I'm a brand new man, and I don't think I want it |
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I don't think I want it |
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A row of flags hanging behind me |
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A garden of mics and questions and photo-flashes blind me |
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And I'm so high I can't recall my statements |
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I only know I made 'em because my face vibrated |
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(Is it all in my mind?) |
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I coulda sworn I saw it |
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(I thought I was fine) |
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Defined is what I call it |
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Chorus: |
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Oh-oh, if you're feeling small |
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And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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Oh-oh, if you're feeling small |
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And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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I was puzzled when it was just feet on gravel |
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To have come apart, I must have once been raveled |
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Now in pretty phrases, don't mean nothing |
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And I wanna sell 'em, I sing a line again |
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So smooth you can hear the beard |
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So smooth you can hear the beard (you can hear the beard) |
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Three times is poetry |
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So smooth you can hear the beard |
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Chorus: |
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Oh-oh, if you're feeling small |
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And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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Oh-oh, if you're feeling small |
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And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw |
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I'm just sayin' |
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I-I-I-I'm just sayin' |
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Why does sayin' that I'm just sayin' |
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Lend any weight to what I'm sayin'? |
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Oh it's come back again, I can't ignore it |
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I'm a brand new man, but I'm still payin' for it |
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Chorus: |
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Oh-oh, if you're feeling small |
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And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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Oh-oh, if you're feeling small |
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And you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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If you can't draw a crowd, draw dicks on the wall |
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And if you can't draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw |
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I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder |
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But I got to settle for this vanilla thunder |
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(If you can't draw a crowd) |
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Oh, this vanilla thunder |
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(If you can't draw a crowd) |
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Oh, this vanilla thunder |
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(If you can't draw a crowd) |
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Taste my vanilla thunder |
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(If you can't draw a crowd, if you're feeling small) |