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Everyone gather round now, sing us a song |
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Just in case by tomorrow it happens he's gone |
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For two weeks and seven days our fair foreign friend |
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I have this feeling we might never see Steven again |
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But we thought he was gone |
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And now he's come back again |
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Last week it was funny |
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And now the joke's wearing thin |
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'Cause everyone knows now, that every night now |
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Will be Steven's last night in town |
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He's charmed everyone here, except Tamara Easter |
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Who later revealed to him her innermost secrets |
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Won us over with stories about Linda McCartney |
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Lost points with the ladies for saying he couldn't |
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Love a woman with cellulite |
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But we thought he was gone, and now he's come back again |
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Last week it was funny, and now the joke's wearing thin |
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'Cause everyone knows now, that every night now |
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Will be Steven's last night in town |
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We were talking 'bout something, seems like was funny |
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And then Steven got quiet, I think Steven was mad |
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Maybe he wasn't mad, but we felt very strange |
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In the moment, but the moment was passed |
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And forgotten about |
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We thought he was gone, but he's come back again |
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Last week it was funny, and now the joke's wearing thin |
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'Cause everyone knows now, that every night now |
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Will be Steven's last night in town. |