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I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up |
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To blame me for his life |
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I get bunches of roses from another guy |
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And hate mail from his wife |
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I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name |
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Likes making love watchin' t.v |
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And some guy calls in the middle of the night |
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Just so I can hear him breathe |
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Lucky me |
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Lucky - Lucky me |
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I have everything in the whole wide world |
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A girl could ever need |
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Lucky me (Lucky - Lucky little old me) |
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I've got a great car - It's a red convertible |
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Got a nice house in the suburbs |
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With 'Hells Angel's' as neighbours aswell |
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I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college |
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If i want to study dentistry |
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And my folks just want me married |
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And popping out the grandkids |
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To keep them company |
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CHORUS |
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I think I wanna join the chrishnas |
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Give up all my wordly goods |
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And cut off all my hair |
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Theres nothing that I have right now |
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That brings me any joy |
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When I'm shopping at the mall |
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Can't find it anywhere |
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Well I got my Tamagotchi |
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And I got my wristwatch wound |
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I have so many friends on the internet |
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I could never be alone |
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I got just enough cash to pay alot of tax |
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Not enough to quit my job |
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Got a fools gold ring - a credit card debt |
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Psychiatrist for my dog |
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CHORUS |