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Do you still go to raves? |
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Do you think that Christ saves? |
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Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? |
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Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? |
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Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz? |
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Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics? |
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Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics? |
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Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex? |
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Did you like the movie Malcolm X? |
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Or do you own a record by Stryper? |
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Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers? |
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Were you born and raised in New Jersey? |
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Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi? |
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Are you deaf? |
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Well if you are you can't hear me |
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But what's the use of living if your ear's be? |
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Broken even if I spoke clearly |
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You're still not able to hear me |
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Cause life is a game that no one wins |
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But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' |
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So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit |
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No take that towel and hang yourself with it |
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Life's short and hard like a body-building elf |
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So save the planet and kill yourself |
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If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about |
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Lift your head up and blow your brains out |
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Lift your head up high and blow your brains out |
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Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H? |
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Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache? |
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When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask? |
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Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask? |
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Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book? |
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Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook? |
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Does she stick to linoleum when she squats? |
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Does she look pregnant although she's not? |
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Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops? |
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Or at a Star Trek convention or on top? |
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Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's? |
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Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve? |
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Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels? |
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Does he do kegstands until he hurls? |
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Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille |
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Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail |
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Life is a game that no one wins |
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But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' |
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So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit |
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No take that towel and hang yourself with it |
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Life's short and hard like a body-building elf |
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So save the planet and kill yourself |
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If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about |
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Lift your head up and blow your brains out |
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Lift your head up high and blow your brains out |
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So take your life instead of taking it for granted |
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I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it |
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Live today like it's gonna be your last |
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Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas |
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I hope you take this the wrong way |
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And misinterpret what I say |
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Rewind and let me reverse |
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Backwards like Judas Preist first did |
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Cause life is a game that no one wins |
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But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' |
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So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit |
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No take that towel and hang yourself with it |
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Life's short and hard like a body-building elf |
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So save the planet and kill yourself |
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If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about |
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Lift your head up and blow your brains out |
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Lift your head up high and blow your brains out |
