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[ti:three point one four - album version (explicit)] |
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[ar:bloodhound gang] |
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[al:hooray for boobies] |
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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be |
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Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me |
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Lefty? Yeah but that was alright |
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She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright |
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My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony |
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I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company |
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Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's flunky |
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So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys |
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Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word |
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So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd |
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I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color |
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And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother |
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But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy |
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And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? |
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Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee |
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You know what I really want in a girl? Me |
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I need to find a new vagina |
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Any kind of new vagina |
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It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina |
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Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina |
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Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt |
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It's just the older that they are the easier they are to pick up |
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I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters |
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Old hens would rather put than be put out to the pasture |
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No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese |
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Preferably for me fat-free American singles only |
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I want my next chick anorexic the winner in the thinner |
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Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner |
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Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat |
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If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap |
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Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough |
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No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up |
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Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo |
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She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know |
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Bestow upon me all her knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System gee |
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Vagina vagina vagina vagina |
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Vagina vagina vagina vagina... |