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{Hey!Da dee dada dee da da |
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This is Rip |
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TaylorHey there, sprinkle genies |
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Ha, haa, ha |
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Did you know that midgets make up |
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A small percentage of the population? |
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HaaNot half, up to here, ha, ha, hey, woo ho |
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But seriously, don't you think it's time |
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We had a female president? |
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With big gazooms? |
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Tatee tattoo tees? |
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Tatta ta too tatas? |
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Baba bing bangs? |
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Big jugs, get it? |
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Hello, Dolly}{ |
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Is this microphone on? |
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Hello?Anybody out there, can they hear me? |
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Somebody call my agent, my hair is lifting |
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Please, what am |
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I doing here? |
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It's aYou're probably, eh, saying to yourself"Why the hell would a comedic virtuoso like, Rip TaylorWant anything to do with those half witted, white trashCrotch goblins, The Bloodhound Gang?" |
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Ooh ho, well listen folks, the answer is very simple |
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Ah, ha, ha, ha |
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American cashito, dollareenies, no cheques |
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They paid me, you hiney hopper, to why else? |
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Oh hoOh, I'm getting moist! |
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I mean, come on, let's face it kids |
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Ha, ha, eh, pardon me |
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But they are a bunch of knuckleheads} |
