[00:00.000] | 作词 : 小可儿 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 小可儿 |
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[00:11.246] | 人是衣马是鞍 |
[00:12.369] | 一看长相二看穿 |
[00:13.518] | 白天想夜里哭 |
[00:14.615] | 做梦都想去首都 |
[00:15.765] | 俩脚离地了 |
[00:16.914] | 病毒就关闭了 |
[00:17.985] | 啥都上不去了 |
[00:19.135] | 嚎 |
[00:19.735] | 嗷~~ |
[00:20.336] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[00:22.713] | 吹满地 |
[00:23.549] | 春风吹满地 |
[00:24.855] | 中国人民真争气 |
[00:27.128] | 真争气 |
[00:28.121] | 人民真争气 |
[00:29.244] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[00:31.203] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[00:33.424] | 齐德隆 |
[00:34.599] | 齐东强 |
[00:36.323] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[00:38.648] | 记得那是2002年的第一场雪 |
[00:41.443] | 第一场雪 |
[00:43.246] | 比2003年来滴稍晚了一些 |
[00:45.727] | 稍晚了一些 |
[00:47.634] | 抓牌看牌 |
[00:49.985] | 洗牌码牌 |
[00:52.362] | 失败 |
[00:52.963] | 知道因为啥失败吗 |
[00:54.635] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
[00:56.934] | 不打针不吃药 |
[00:58.057] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[00:59.206] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[01:00.434] | 这叫话疗 |
[01:01.479] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[01:03.726] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[01:05.711] | 拿错书了 |
[01:06.155] | 粮食大丰收 |
[01:07.095] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[01:08.375] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[01:09.420] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[01:10.674] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[01:11.771] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[01:12.921] | 纵观世界风云 |
[01:13.992] | 风景这边更好 |
[01:15.402] | 火辣辣的心呐 |
[01:16.369] | 火辣辣的情 |
[01:17.466] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
[01:18.563] | 他透着心里红 |
[01:19.660] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
[01:20.810] | 请你多批评 |
[01:22.090] | 精辟啥那是屁精 |
[01:24.388] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[01:26.661] | 吹满地 |
[01:27.602] | 春风吹满地 |
[01:28.882] | 中国人民真争气 |
[01:31.206] | 真争气 |
[01:32.225] | 人民真争气 |
[01:33.348] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[01:35.229] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[01:37.424] | 齐德隆 |
[01:38.599] | 齐东强 |
[01:40.193] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[01:42.596] | 我在意你 |
[01:43.171] | 含糊你 |
[01:43.719] | 伺候你 |
[01:44.346] | 我不光怕你 |
[01:45.469] | 关键现在我怕你妈呀 |
[01:47.246] | 喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
[01:48.369] | 亲一口老鬼 |
[01:49.335] | 感谢TV |
[01:50.511] | 感谢所有TV |
[01:51.791] | 床前明月光 |
[01:52.914] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
[01:53.855] | 打麻将双人床 |
[01:55.135] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
[01:56.362] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
[01:57.616] | 不是他的活他要干 |
[02:01.012] | 不打针不吃药 |
[02:02.005] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[02:03.154] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[02:04.356] | 这叫话疗 |
[02:05.584] | 下面请听第一个话题 |
[02:07.752] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[02:09.345] | 怎么又拿错书了 |
[02:10.103] | 粮食大丰收 |
[02:11.122] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[02:12.297] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[02:13.420] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[02:14.544] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[02:15.667] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[02:16.842] | 纵观世界风云 |
[02:18.096] | 风景这边更好 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao ke er |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : xiao ke er |
[00:05.603] | |
[00:11.246] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
[00:12.369] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
[00:13.518] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
[00:14.615] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
[00:15.765] | lia jiao li di le |
[00:16.914] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
[00:17.985] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
[00:19.135] | hao |
[00:19.735] | ao |
[00:20.336] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[00:22.713] | chui man di |
[00:23.549] | chun feng chui man di |
[00:24.855] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:27.128] | zhen zheng qi |
[00:28.121] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:29.244] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[00:31.203] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[00:33.424] | qi de long |
[00:34.599] | qi dong qiang |
[00:36.323] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[00:38.648] | ji de na shi 2002 nian de di yi chang xue |
[00:41.443] | di yi chang xue |
[00:43.246] | bi 2003 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
[00:45.727] | shao wan le yi xie |
[00:47.634] | zhua pai kan pai |
[00:49.985] | xi pai ma pai |
[00:52.362] | shi bai |
[00:52.963] | zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
[00:54.635] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
[00:56.934] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[00:58.057] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[00:59.206] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[01:00.434] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[01:01.479] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[01:03.726] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[01:05.711] | na cuo shu le |
[01:06.155] | liang shi da feng shou |
[01:07.095] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[01:08.375] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[01:09.420] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[01:10.674] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[01:11.771] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[01:12.921] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[01:13.992] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[01:15.402] | huo la la de xin na |
[01:16.369] | huo la la de qing |
[01:17.466] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
[01:18.563] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
[01:19.660] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
[01:20.810] | qing ni duo pi ping |
[01:22.090] | jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
[01:24.388] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[01:26.661] | chui man di |
[01:27.602] | chun feng chui man di |
[01:28.882] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:31.206] | zhen zheng qi |
[01:32.225] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:33.348] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[01:35.229] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[01:37.424] | qi de long |
[01:38.599] | qi dong qiang |
[01:40.193] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[01:42.596] | wo zai yi ni |
[01:43.171] | han hu ni |
[01:43.719] | ci hou ni |
[01:44.346] | wo bu guang pa ni |
[01:45.469] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
[01:47.246] | he shui bi zui rou tui |
[01:48.369] | qin yi kou lao gui |
[01:49.335] | gan xie TV |
[01:50.511] | gan xie suo you TV |
[01:51.791] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
[01:52.914] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
[01:53.855] | da ma jiang shuang ren chuang |
[01:55.135] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
[01:56.362] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
[01:57.616] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
[02:01.012] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[02:02.005] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[02:03.154] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[02:04.356] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[02:05.584] | xia mian qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[02:07.752] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[02:09.345] | zen me you na cuo shu le |
[02:10.103] | liang shi da feng shou |
[02:11.122] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[02:12.297] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[02:13.420] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[02:14.544] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[02:15.667] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[02:16.842] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[02:18.096] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo kě ér |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo kě ér |
[00:05.603] | |
[00:11.246] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
[00:12.369] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
[00:13.518] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
[00:14.615] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
[00:15.765] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
[00:16.914] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
[00:17.985] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
[00:19.135] | háo |
[00:19.735] | áo |
[00:20.336] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:22.713] | chuī mǎn dì |
[00:23.549] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:24.855] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:27.128] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:28.121] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:29.244] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[00:31.203] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[00:33.424] | qí dé lóng |
[00:34.599] | qí dōng qiáng |
[00:36.323] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[00:38.648] | jì de nà shi 2002 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:41.443] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:43.246] | bǐ 2003 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:45.727] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:47.634] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
[00:49.985] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
[00:52.362] | shī bài |
[00:52.963] | zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
[00:54.635] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
[00:56.934] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[00:58.057] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[00:59.206] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[01:00.434] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[01:01.479] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[01:03.726] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[01:05.711] | ná cuò shū le |
[01:06.155] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[01:07.095] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[01:08.375] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
[01:09.420] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
[01:10.674] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
[01:11.771] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
[01:12.921] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
[01:13.992] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
[01:15.402] | huǒ là là de xīn nà |
[01:16.369] | huǒ là là de qíng |
[01:17.466] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo |
[01:18.563] | tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
[01:19.660] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī |
[01:20.810] | qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
[01:22.090] | jīng pì shà nà shi pì jīng |
[01:24.388] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:26.661] | chuī mǎn dì |
[01:27.602] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:28.882] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:31.206] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:32.225] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:33.348] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[01:35.229] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[01:37.424] | qí dé lóng |
[01:38.599] | qí dōng qiáng |
[01:40.193] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[01:42.596] | wǒ zài yì nǐ |
[01:43.171] | hán hu nǐ |
[01:43.719] | cì hou nǐ |
[01:44.346] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ |
[01:45.469] | guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ mā ya |
[01:47.246] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ |
[01:48.369] | qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ |
[01:49.335] | gǎn xiè TV |
[01:50.511] | gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
[01:51.791] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
[01:52.914] | bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
[01:53.855] | dǎ má jiàng shuāng rén chuáng |
[01:55.135] | shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
[01:56.362] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn |
[01:57.616] | bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
[02:01.012] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[02:02.005] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[02:03.154] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[02:04.356] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[02:05.584] | xià miàn qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[02:07.752] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[02:09.345] | zěn me yòu ná cuò shū le |
[02:10.103] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[02:11.122] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[02:12.297] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
[02:13.420] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
[02:14.544] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
[02:15.667] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
[02:16.842] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
[02:18.096] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |