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I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, |
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Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, |
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Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, |
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Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom, |
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Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, |
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Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, |
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Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day, |
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And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say, |
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If it's convenience you want, then you're gonna' have to pay. |
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Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings, |
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Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom, |
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Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, |
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Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, |
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Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer. |
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[Laughs] |
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\"It was SUPER cheap.\" |
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Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings, |
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Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom, |
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Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas, |
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Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick, |
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Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates. |
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Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake, |
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Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb, |
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Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home, |
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Three dollars on some balm for my lips, |
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Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets, |
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And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas. |
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\"Oh man, we forgot the BATTERIES...!\" |
