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When I was small I believed in santa claus |
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Though I knew it was my dad |
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And I would hang up my stocking at christmas |
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Open my presents and I'd be glad |
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But the last time I played father christmas |
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I stood outside a department store |
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A gang of kids came over and mugged me |
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And knocked my reindeer to the floor |
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They said: |
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Father christmas, give us some money |
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Don't mess around with those silly toys. |
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Well beat you up if you don't hand it over |
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We want your bread so don't make us annoyed |
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Give all the toys to the little rich boys |
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Don't give my brother a steve austin outfit |
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Don't give my sister a cuddly toy |
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We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money |
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We only want the real mccoy |
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Father christmas, give us some money |
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Well beat you up if you make us annoyed |
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Father christmas, give us some money |
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Don't mess around with those silly toys |
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But give my daddy a job cause he needs one |
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Hes got lots of mouths to feed |
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But if youve got one, I'll have a machine gun |
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So I can scare all the kids down the street |
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Father christmas, give us some money |
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We got no time for your silly toys |
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Well beat you up if you don't hand it over |
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Give all the toys to the little rich boys |
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Have yourself a merry merry christmas |
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Have yourself a good time |
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But remember the kids who got nothin |
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While you're drinkin down your wine |
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Father christmas, give us some money |
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We got no time for your silly toys |
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Well beat you up if you don't hand it over |
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We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed |
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Give all the toys to the little rich boys |
