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(Wheelie Cyberman) |
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Sipping Perrier, playing ping pong |
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Movin' up the ranks y'all |
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Hey man, you know there's nothin' wrong |
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With a late night battle, |
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I always stay prepared |
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Got my paddle in my backpack |
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Challenger's beware. |
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With the P-I-N-G |
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Volley for the serve, hit it nice and easy |
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See we got these regulations for a tournament |
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O.R.P.P.R.B., check the document |
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I'll officiate, your event, keep it on the level |
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Inspect the surfaces, arguments are settled |
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Scrutinize the nets, keep 'em taut and snappy |
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Rock the color commentary, keep the people happy |
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It's on. The day starts just before dawn, |
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robot's on the front lawn, giving seminars |
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On the finer arts like brutal back hand hits |
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People linin' up, earnin' new certificates |
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Check the merchandise, man Grimmy thought of everything |
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Sweat bands up to grand champion rings |
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It means that nobody leaves empty-handed |
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Every last ball on the court's O.R.P.P.R.B. branded |
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Demand from my sponsors is big and getting better |
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See me at the match in my ping pong sweater |
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I'm in the locker room, lifting weights to get strong |
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Sipping perrier, playing ping pong |
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(chorus) |
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(MC Frontalot) |
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Ping Pong |
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Step up to the Table |
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Ping Pong |
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Put the ball in play |
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Ping Pong |
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I don't care what you call it, step up to the table put the ball in play |
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Ping Pong |
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Step up to the Table |
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Ping Pong |
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Put the ball in play |
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Ping Pong |
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Not once have I fallen, step up to the table put the ball in play |
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(Wheelie) |
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What? Yo, they challenge me? To a sanctioned event? |
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It went quick with the skunk, yeah love zero 6 |
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Top Spin smashes, stops them dead in their tracks |
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You see the way I relax is winnin' ping pong matches |
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Victories are comin' in batches |
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When I practice, it's back---back hand again |
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Forehand, no return practice sideways spin |
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The skin on my paddle's kinda floppy |
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But it don't stop me, I'll win in any condition |
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While you wishin' that you could scout out my style and try to copy |
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I'm in Japan learning secret paddle positions |
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I'm on a steady diet: sashimi to gohan |
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I eat with my fingers consult the master for advice: |
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(Frontalot) |
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You can excel, grasshopper, if you're willing to pay the price |
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Keep your eyes on the ball, feel the paddle like a friend |
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You don't have to have telekinesis but pretend like you do |
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Then guide the sphere around the court |
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And to enter the slow motion so that time and space distort |
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Make report with the paddle, pick pock how it go |
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Pop lock as you wield and feel the ball flow |
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Against the countercurrents of the motion you make |
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You might mistake it for a simple game of angles, but it ain't |
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Now taint the universe with the flavor of your game |
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Tilt reality around the ball to shape the lane |
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Of its travel, but do not let it unravel, fate |
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Don't return a volley if it's already too late |
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It's unfair to your opponent how you move through air |
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How you throw away your paddle in your back pocket got a spare |
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How you dared him to serve before you got in the room |
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How he tried but the net cradled each as a womb |
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Now, assuming that you've got all my lessons ignored |
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(Wheelie) |
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See me at the Comfort Inn on the World Tour |
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It's 4 a.m., I'm eatin' continental breakfast |
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The competition don't expect this |
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A new serve from Mr. Cyberman, an ace is unexpected |
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I'm happy as long as my ladder post is protected |
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Our gear's not the tightest, is all that we found |
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That table might wobble but it don't fall down. |
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I'm in the locker room liftin' weights, gettin' strong |
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Sippin' Perrier, playing ping pong |
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(chorus) |
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Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed, |
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O.R.P.P.R.B., see the label and demand it |
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It can get kinda crazy, you understand it |
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It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it. |
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Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed, |
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O.R.P.P.R.B., see the label and demand it |
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It can get kinda crazy, you understand it |
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It don't phase me, it's the just the way that we planned it. |
