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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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What happens in Dave's house stays with me |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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And if you tell your friends, they won't believe |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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What happens in Dave's house stays unknown |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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So now we have a place that we can go |
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You can do it in a closet |
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But I'm not sure that's the best place |
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See, you can't lock the doors |
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So maybe try and do it |
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When your girlfriend's sleeping |
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Make sure she can't hear you creeping |
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Instead build a shed |
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To facilitate the act |
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But if someone sees you |
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You might as well pack your |
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Bags and leave the country |
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Run free like a squirrel in an oak tree |
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Slowly your appalling technique will improve |
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You'll have to move to a new spot |
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Where not a soul intrudes |
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Like a bank vault, all you'd need is the keys |
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But if a bank robber caught you |
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He'd call the police |
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And then what, back to the closet? |
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No, there must be some sick hole we can go |
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And do what we do in God's sweet peace |
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And on a Friday have a coffee and talk about the week |
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In the meantime you'll have to settle |
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For disused petrol stations |
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Nature reserves and grandma's basement |
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Many blatant signs of nefarious areas |
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If you do see a human being |
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Go somewhere scarier |
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I tried it in a hospital one time |
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But like a fool I forgot that they're open all the time |
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You could travel to a dead relative's old place |
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And if they really are dead |
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They'll let you stay a couple days |
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After you do it, don't stay put |
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Go to the last place people will look for you |
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And also don't forget that alibis are important too |
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Somebody you trust, never somebody new |
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This is the life and there is no solution |
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Until somebody forms us and institution |
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Where the me's and the you's and the everybodys |
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Can go do this shit without having to worry |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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What happens in Dave's house stays with me |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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And if you tell your friends, they won't believe |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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What happens in Dave's house stays unknown |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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So now we have a place that we can go |
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Well you love her |
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Been relationshipping for a year |
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And you're never gonna cheat |
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So have no fear my love, it's okay |
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I know you had a dream that he was cheating on you |
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Don't cry, but please scream |
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And a Friday gives you a bronze idea |
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To go and see Dave for a chat and a beer |
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But oh dear, who's here but that girl you imagined |
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When you're shaking up yourself to Jasmine and Aladdin fantasies |
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You're rubbing, and the lamp's gonna thank you |
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By showing you the genie, man |
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But you forgot the tissue |
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Anyway Brixham, I mean Dave's town |
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Dave, the king pimp, seems to have called you a girl down |
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And you love your man Dave |
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The beer was free and splendid |
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But you kept it pretty distant that you're happily girlfriended |
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You try and squeeze it in before the inevitable |
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Puts his hand on your balls |
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And dips some in some hot sauce |
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And then orders you a six course meal of unnecessary heart ache |
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Too late you already pinched her ass |
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And told her that she looks great |
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You look at Dave one last time |
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And flash at him those eyebrows |
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The eyebrows that you save |
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For when you're in need of a way out |
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Before you know it you're naked |
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In the proverbial deep-end |
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She likes you numb nuts |
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But you forgot about your girlfriend |
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Probably sitting at home thinking about you right now |
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Quick say you need a pee and just take five minutes out |
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You need to call her, to drunk to dial |
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A trial but you make it |
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Ring ring, no answer |
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You're screwed man , it's way too late |
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It's comes down to a choice that you've already made |
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Cause you're a slave to the power of the red dressed dame |
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You need Dave's help, but he's done done enough |
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See this was no coincidence |
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Dave set this up |
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You're angry and you're happy |
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And you don't know what to say |
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Dave whispers in your ear |
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"You can use my place" |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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What happens in Dave's house stays with me |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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And if you tell your friends, they won't believe |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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What happens in Dave's house stays unknown |
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What happens in Dave's house stays in Dave's house |
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So now we have a place that we can go |