歌曲 | A Night I Can't Remember |
歌手 | Cledus T. Judd |
专辑 | Just Another Day In Parodies |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Carter, Clark, Judd | |
Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP) | |
Paul does this kind of thing every day | |
Yeah | |
Like what skip a rehearsal | |
You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night | |
What are we gonna do about a drummer | |
(to a kid) | |
Hey you come here | |
You ever played drums before | |
No | |
Want to | |
Yeah | |
Get in there and beat 'em then | |
OK hot dog | |
Start too soon you little showboat | |
Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones | |
Let's go | |
Uh…not bad for a four year old | |
Been dang near two years | |
Since I had a beer | |
By gosh that's changing tonight | |
Gonna start me a tab | |
Call me a cab | |
(* whistle *) TAXI | |
Might even get in a fight | |
I ain't going hog-wylin' forever | |
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember | |
Miller Lights a shot of Crown | |
Man that stuff burns goin' down | |
One too many Coke and Jacks It'll all come floatin' back | |
That Old Cuervo's way too strong | |
But one more 'fore I go home fire up the blender | |
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember | |
(Give me a cool tab and a gun) | |
Drunk ain't my style | |
And it'll be a long while 'fore I pull that stunt again | |
(Oh my head) | |
Tylenol and Tums | |
Oh no here it comes | |
I'm prayin to the porcelain | |
This hangover can't last forever | |
Done had myself a night I can't remember | |
OH | |
Shot out the lights | |
Kicked down the door | |
Woke up face down on the floor | |
I'd better call someone and ask | |
How'd I wind up in this cast | |
I got stamps on both my hands | |
I wonder who threw that beer can | |
Right through my winder | |
Done had myself a night I can't remember | |
OHHHHH | |
My dang liver's nearly gone | |
In AA's where I belong | |
Hey thanks bartender | |
Done had myself a night | |
I can't remember | |
Twelve steps my foot | |
I can't even take two | |
And by the way kid you're hired | |
Just no drinkin' | |
I mean it |
zuo ci : Carter, Clark, Judd | |
Parody of " A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie Max T. Barnes T. W. Hale Curb Songs Kinetic Diamond II Rob ' N Reily Songs Of Peer, Ltd. Gramily Music Publishing ASCAP | |
Paul does this kind of thing every day | |
Yeah | |
Like what skip a rehearsal | |
You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night | |
What are we gonna do about a drummer | |
to a kid | |
Hey you come here | |
You ever played drums before | |
No | |
Want to | |
Yeah | |
Get in there and beat ' em then | |
OK hot dog | |
Start too soon you little showboat | |
Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones | |
Let' s go | |
Uh not bad for a four year old | |
Been dang near two years | |
Since I had a beer | |
By gosh that' s changing tonight | |
Gonna start me a tab | |
Call me a cab | |
whistle TAXI | |
Might even get in a fight | |
I ain' t going hogwylin' forever | |
Gonna have myself a night I can' t remember | |
Miller Lights a shot of Crown | |
Man that stuff burns goin' down | |
One too many Coke and Jacks It' ll all come floatin' back | |
That Old Cuervo' s way too strong | |
But one more ' fore I go home fire up the blender | |
Gonna have myself a night I can' t remember | |
Give me a cool tab and a gun | |
Drunk ain' t my style | |
And it' ll be a long while ' fore I pull that stunt again | |
Oh my head | |
Tylenol and Tums | |
Oh no here it comes | |
I' m prayin to the porcelain | |
This hangover can' t last forever | |
Done had myself a night I can' t remember | |
OH | |
Shot out the lights | |
Kicked down the door | |
Woke up face down on the floor | |
I' d better call someone and ask | |
How' d I wind up in this cast | |
I got stamps on both my hands | |
I wonder who threw that beer can | |
Right through my winder | |
Done had myself a night I can' t remember | |
OHHHHH | |
My dang liver' s nearly gone | |
In AA' s where I belong | |
Hey thanks bartender | |
Done had myself a night | |
I can' t remember | |
Twelve steps my foot | |
I can' t even take two | |
And by the way kid you' re hired | |
Just no drinkin' | |
I mean it |
zuò cí : Carter, Clark, Judd | |
Parody of " A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie Max T. Barnes T. W. Hale Curb Songs Kinetic Diamond II Rob ' N Reily Songs Of Peer, Ltd. Gramily Music Publishing ASCAP | |
Paul does this kind of thing every day | |
Yeah | |
Like what skip a rehearsal | |
You know we got the CMA Awards tomorrow night | |
What are we gonna do about a drummer | |
to a kid | |
Hey you come here | |
You ever played drums before | |
No | |
Want to | |
Yeah | |
Get in there and beat ' em then | |
OK hot dog | |
Start too soon you little showboat | |
Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones | |
Let' s go | |
Uh not bad for a four year old | |
Been dang near two years | |
Since I had a beer | |
By gosh that' s changing tonight | |
Gonna start me a tab | |
Call me a cab | |
whistle TAXI | |
Might even get in a fight | |
I ain' t going hogwylin' forever | |
Gonna have myself a night I can' t remember | |
Miller Lights a shot of Crown | |
Man that stuff burns goin' down | |
One too many Coke and Jacks It' ll all come floatin' back | |
That Old Cuervo' s way too strong | |
But one more ' fore I go home fire up the blender | |
Gonna have myself a night I can' t remember | |
Give me a cool tab and a gun | |
Drunk ain' t my style | |
And it' ll be a long while ' fore I pull that stunt again | |
Oh my head | |
Tylenol and Tums | |
Oh no here it comes | |
I' m prayin to the porcelain | |
This hangover can' t last forever | |
Done had myself a night I can' t remember | |
OH | |
Shot out the lights | |
Kicked down the door | |
Woke up face down on the floor | |
I' d better call someone and ask | |
How' d I wind up in this cast | |
I got stamps on both my hands | |
I wonder who threw that beer can | |
Right through my winder | |
Done had myself a night I can' t remember | |
OHHHHH | |
My dang liver' s nearly gone | |
In AA' s where I belong | |
Hey thanks bartender | |
Done had myself a night | |
I can' t remember | |
Twelve steps my foot | |
I can' t even take two | |
And by the way kid you' re hired | |
Just no drinkin' | |
I mean it |