歌曲 | Plowboy |
歌手 | Cledus T. Judd |
专辑 | Just Another Day In Parodies |
作词 : Clark, Judd | |
{spoken} Hand me that balloon right there | |
Boy I used to love to do this when | |
I was a kid | |
Watch this... | |
Hey, watch this girl | |
Plowboy Ain't that funny? | |
Plowboy {sound of a horse neighing} | |
Well I'm a-packin' up my truck | |
An I'm a-head down south | |
Where real men pack their lips | |
With dips in their mouth | |
Start a moonshine still | |
Sleep in a tent | |
Buy some cheap livestock | |
Find some land to rent | |
Then I'm a | |
Cledus T. it | |
Up and down the farm | |
With a couple of barns | |
A baby calf in my arms | |
You know I hate to brag | |
But I'll be tilling the most | |
Run a barbwire fence from post to post | |
Keep shells in my gun | |
Deer heads on my walls | |
Live out in the sticks and wear overalls why because | |
I wanna Find me a home in a cow town baby | |
Where the buffalo roam | |
Read the Farmer's | |
Almanac for all the right reasons | |
Make sure my crop is the top for next season | |
Cledus T. is the farming freakazoid | |
Yeah I'm heading down south sugar | |
Because I wanna be a plowboy baby (With my "Go Braves" hat on my John Deere tractor) | |
Plowboy baby (Redman pouch full of chewing tobaccer) | |
Plowboy baby (Sleeping at night cause I work all day) | |
Plowboy baby (You can smell my pigs from a mile away) | |
I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins | |
He goes.. (Sounds of a rooster crowing) | |
In lust for a hen | |
Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine | |
We'll harvest the fields (But not before its time) | |
Plant peas, and beets, green beans and rice | |
Haul manure from the barn to fertilize | |
And if the price is right | |
I'm gonna sell my hay boy | |
And let G- | |
E-O-R-G-I- | |
A know why they calling me | |
The Plowboy baby (With my truck locked down into four wheel drive) | |
Plowboy baby (Living like a king in a single wide) | |
Plowboy baby (Sleeping at night and bushhoggin' all day) | |
Plowboy baby (Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid) | |
YEAH... Cledus | |
T. you can call me a hick | |
The only woman for me is a | |
Dixie Chick | |
I got two billy goats | |
Week 'fore last | |
Till my snapper gets fixed | |
They'll be cuttin' my grass | |
Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse | |
You know a horse is a horse (Of Course, Of Course) | |
Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right | |
I gonna paint my barn red then paint my fence white | |
UH! vidalias, tommy toe tomatoes | |
Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes | |
Break wild mares | |
Farm like | |
Quakers Got no love for you vegetable haters | |
How I'm gonna buy my seed | |
Sell my soul to the seed and feed | |
My thumb is green just like my hay bailer | |
Ain't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer | |
Dog named | |
Ol' Yeller | |
Kudzu is thick | |
I'd slop my hog but | |
I (Already fed it) | |
I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oak | |
But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion (Plowboy) got a 4230 with my diesel whinin' (Plowboy) spend all my time on a big combine (plowboy) | |
Praying at night it'll rain some day (Plowboy) | |
You can smell my pigs from a mile away (Plowboy) | |
Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin' (Plowboy) | |
Got an old tin still with my moonshine shinin' (Plowboy) | |
You can smell my swine |
zuò cí : Clark, Judd | |
spoken Hand me that balloon right there | |
Boy I used to love to do this when | |
I was a kid | |
Watch this... | |
Hey, watch this girl | |
Plowboy Ain' t that funny? | |
Plowboy sound of a horse neighing | |
Well I' m apackin' up my truck | |
An I' m ahead down south | |
Where real men pack their lips | |
With dips in their mouth | |
Start a moonshine still | |
Sleep in a tent | |
Buy some cheap livestock | |
Find some land to rent | |
Then I' m a | |
Cledus T. it | |
Up and down the farm | |
With a couple of barns | |
A baby calf in my arms | |
You know I hate to brag | |
But I' ll be tilling the most | |
Run a barbwire fence from post to post | |
Keep shells in my gun | |
Deer heads on my walls | |
Live out in the sticks and wear overalls why because | |
I wanna Find me a home in a cow town baby | |
Where the buffalo roam | |
Read the Farmer' s | |
Almanac for all the right reasons | |
Make sure my crop is the top for next season | |
Cledus T. is the farming freakazoid | |
Yeah I' m heading down south sugar | |
Because I wanna be a plowboy baby With my " Go Braves" hat on my John Deere tractor | |
Plowboy baby Redman pouch full of chewing tobaccer | |
Plowboy baby Sleeping at night cause I work all day | |
Plowboy baby You can smell my pigs from a mile away | |
I bet you' ll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins | |
He goes.. Sounds of a rooster crowing | |
In lust for a hen | |
Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine | |
We' ll harvest the fields But not before its time | |
Plant peas, and beets, green beans and rice | |
Haul manure from the barn to fertilize | |
And if the price is right | |
I' m gonna sell my hay boy | |
And let G | |
EORGI | |
A know why they calling me | |
The Plowboy baby With my truck locked down into four wheel drive | |
Plowboy baby Living like a king in a single wide | |
Plowboy baby Sleeping at night and bushhoggin' all day | |
Plowboy baby Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid | |
YEAH... Cledus | |
T. you can call me a hick | |
The only woman for me is a | |
Dixie Chick | |
I got two billy goats | |
Week ' fore last | |
Till my snapper gets fixed | |
They' ll be cuttin' my grass | |
Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse | |
You know a horse is a horse Of Course, Of Course | |
Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right | |
I gonna paint my barn red then paint my fence white | |
UH! vidalias, tommy toe tomatoes | |
Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes | |
Break wild mares | |
Farm like | |
Quakers Got no love for you vegetable haters | |
How I' m gonna buy my seed | |
Sell my soul to the seed and feed | |
My thumb is green just like my hay bailer | |
Ain' t no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer | |
Dog named | |
Ol' Yeller | |
Kudzu is thick | |
I' d slop my hog but | |
I Already fed it | |
I' m picking off ticks, scratching poison oak | |
But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion Plowboy got a 4230 with my diesel whinin' Plowboy spend all my time on a big combine plowboy | |
Praying at night it' ll rain some day Plowboy | |
You can smell my pigs from a mile away Plowboy | |
Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin' Plowboy | |
Got an old tin still with my moonshine shinin' Plowboy | |
You can smell my swine |