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Well it looks like I'm a dumb ass, I dropped the ball again |
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'Cause the woman I love is pissed at me saying this has got to end |
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Now I tore it up late last night - got way too drunk, it's true |
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Can I somehow make it up to her? Is there anything I can do? |
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You've got to tell the girl you're sorry for anything you ever said |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for making her wish she was dead |
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Tell the girl your'e sorry for leaving her alone and cold |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for being such an asshole |
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So she tells me she's getting really really tired of the crap I tend to pull |
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Like showing up where she works naked covered in baby oil |
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Now I'm trying really hard, trying really hard, trying to keep my evil side in check |
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But sometimes you just gotta kick the cat and deal with what you get |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for being such a selfish jerk |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for not caring that the kitty got hurt |
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Tell the girl you're sorry 'cause the two of you still ain't wed |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for being such a shit head |
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I'll say I'm wrong |
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Will this take long? |
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No need for you to go on and on |
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I earn my keep |
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Just give me peace |
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I swear I love you |
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Let me sleep |
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Now it seems that I must apologize even though I think I'm right, |
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'cause lordy knows, hone, if I don't there will be no nookie tonight |
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So I slowly turn to the woman I love saying, "baby, baby, baby please" |
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Then I watch her smile and point to me saying, "Get down on your knees and..." |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for everything you never said |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for giving really lousy head |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for feelings you can never show |
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Tell the girl you're sorry for being such an asshole |