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Mother phoned up last night she was going spare |
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She was in a temper pulling out her hair |
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"Your sisters courtin' a scruffy looking Ted |
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Father dont give a monkeys & this is what he said" |
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(Chorus) |
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I dont care I dont care I dont care if he comes round here |
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I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out |
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if he comes round here |
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I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad |
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so he comes to the telephone he wasnt half mad |
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says "shes got no sense the silly little cow |
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and if he comes round here theres gonna be a row" |
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Repeat chorus |
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"I'll tell you something else an' all he's never got a job |
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he hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob" |
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mother says "calm down dad hes alright |
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there out there snogging in the passage all night" |
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Repeat chorus |
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Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin |
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he looks like something that the cats brought in |
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never got no money smokes all my fags |
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got holes in his soles and his hanging in rags |
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On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump |
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she had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front |
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theres nothing seems to fit her shes a running out of clothes |
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if he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose |
