| 歌曲 | The 25th of December 1969 |
| 歌手 | May Blitz |
| 专辑 | The 2nd of May |
| 作曲 : Black, Clark, Hudson, Newman | |
| It was Christmas day in North Acton | |
| And the turkey promised a treat | |
| But unfortunately stayed in his wrapping | |
| In the butchers just over the street | |
| My cooker, you see, was too tiny | |
| To taste such traditional fare | |
| And I'm not really a bit eater | |
| And there was nobody present to share | |
| It was Christmas day in North Africa | |
| But Nigeria had forgotten the date | |
| Sanctioned myrrh from all mankind | |
| They delivered the presents of hate | |
| They delivered the presents of hate | |
| It was the day after Christmas in the South | |
| And relatives out in the crowd | |
| Shared a final family reunion | |
| Boxing the dead in white shrouds | |
| Boxing the dead in white shrouds | |
| So I settled for steak pie and onions | |
| Supplemented with Shreddies and beer | |
| Not the common meals delight, I admit it | |
| But what did they eat over there? | |
| "Merry Christmas" | |
| "Pass the Shreddies... any beer left?" | |
| "This steaks really good." | |
| "Any skins down down there?" | |
| "Any more steak pie" | |
| "This almost takes like turkey this does" |
| zuò qǔ : Black, Clark, Hudson, Newman | |
| It was Christmas day in North Acton | |
| And the turkey promised a treat | |
| But unfortunately stayed in his wrapping | |
| In the butchers just over the street | |
| My cooker, you see, was too tiny | |
| To taste such traditional fare | |
| And I' m not really a bit eater | |
| And there was nobody present to share | |
| It was Christmas day in North Africa | |
| But Nigeria had forgotten the date | |
| Sanctioned myrrh from all mankind | |
| They delivered the presents of hate | |
| They delivered the presents of hate | |
| It was the day after Christmas in the South | |
| And relatives out in the crowd | |
| Shared a final family reunion | |
| Boxing the dead in white shrouds | |
| Boxing the dead in white shrouds | |
| So I settled for steak pie and onions | |
| Supplemented with Shreddies and beer | |
| Not the common meals delight, I admit it | |
| But what did they eat over there? | |
| " Merry Christmas" | |
| " Pass the Shreddies... any beer left?" | |
| " This steaks really good." | |
| " Any skins down down there?" | |
| " Any more steak pie" | |
| " This almost takes like turkey this does" |