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Let's keep the screaming and the fighting and the crying |
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To a minimum |
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And if the kitchen don't work |
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We can fight in the living room |
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You try to hurt me when you say |
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You'll find another date |
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And memories of me will fade away |
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You try to hurt me and deny |
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That I was an okay guy |
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And I'm just left here wondering why |
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My Girl is callin' me |
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My Girl is callin' me a liar |
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My girl is callin' me a jerk (You jerk!) |
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You got to realize ' |
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Cause you're not being nice |
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I was trying not to hide the facts |
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It's the truth that's in disguise |
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See, what you fail to see |
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Is it wasn't a fantasy |
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But little by little, all the things and the pressure |
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Just got the best of me |
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My Girl is callin' me |
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My Girl is callin' me a liar |
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My girl is callin' me a jerk |
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I should call |
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P right now! [P:] |
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Hello? [DAVE:] |
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She doesn't listen to a single word |
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I say [P:] |
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Just give the girl some time and she will come around your way [DAVE:] |
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Man, I ain't got time to waste |
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And I'm tired of fights [P:] |
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You've got to be patient with the woman of your life [DAVE:] |
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Look, I tried to tell her, but |
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She's cussing me out [P:] |
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Just take her to the movies and you're gonna work it out! [DAVE:] |
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That's it? [P:] |
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Yeah [DAVE:] |
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Really? Alright then, good night |
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P [P:] Good night. |
