| 歌曲 | Making Things up Again |
| 歌手 | Lewis Cleale |
| 歌手 | Brian Sears |
| 歌手 | John Eric Parker |
| 歌手 | Asmeret Gebremichael |
| 歌手 | Josh Gad |
| 歌手 | 'The Book of Mormon' Original Broadway Cast Company |
| 歌手 | Nikki M. James |
| 歌手 | Rory O'Malley |
| 歌手 | Rema Webb |
| 歌手 | Michael James Scott |
| 歌手 | Scott Barnhardt |
| 专辑 | The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
| [00:00.406] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites: |
| [00:04.332] | "I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything... |
| [00:10.896] | But there is an answer in Christ." |
| [00:14.363] | NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us! |
| [00:19.596] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie. |
| [00:22.700] | No,wait, I didn't LIE... |
| [00:25.188] | I just used my imagination... |
| [00:30.031] | And it worked! |
| [00:32.017] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.426] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad! |
| [00:35.516] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're stretching the truth again, |
| [00:36.833] | And you know it- |
| [00:38.692] | JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:40.878] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...? |
| [00:41.559] | SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:43.958] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie! |
| [00:45.176] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.471] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience! |
| [00:48.390] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word |
| [00:49.872] | And adding fiction! |
| [00:51.531] | Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.390] | When you fib, there's a price. |
| [00:58.238] | MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit! |
| [01:00.777] | The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.476] | I'm going to go and rape a baby! |
| [01:08.885] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! You cant do that!!! NO! |
| [01:11.646] | MUTUMBO: Why not?! |
| [01:12.533] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God's will! |
| [01:14.913] | MUTUMBO: Says who?! |
| [01:16.175] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?! |
| [01:20.993] | Nowhere. |
| [01:24.187] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith: |
| [01:28.229] | "You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!" |
| [01:32.567] | LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?" |
| [01:37.412] | And the Lord said, "If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!" |
| [01:48.282] | MUTUMBO: ...really? |
| [01:49.362] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-uh... Uh-uh! "A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.520] | I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus, |
| [02:00.809] | Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:06.132] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.321] | You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.518] | HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold! |
| [02:14.619] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits! |
| [02:15.430] | ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole! |
| [02:18.753] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again...kind of. |
| [02:21.816] | But this time, it's helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.131] | It's nothing so bad, because this time, |
| [02:27.970] | I'm not committing a sin, |
| [02:29.504] | Just by making things up again, right?! |
| [02:32.358] | ALL:NO! |
| [02:32.639] | NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him! |
| [02:35.019] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it? |
| [02:35.670] | NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's ********! |
| [02:38.582] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?! |
| [02:39.258] | GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants! |
| [02:44.681] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will! |
| [02:48.007] | GOTSWANA: How do you know?! |
| [02:48.706] | Christ never said NONE about no ********! |
| [02:52.245] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...YES! YES HE DID! |
| [02:56.822] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's...********. |
| [03:01.574] | But...right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn'em into FROGS! |
| [03:08.007] | GOTSWANA: Frogs? |
| [03:09.539] | ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith?! |
| [03:13.301] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs! |
| [03:17.863] | For a ******** is holy amongst ALL things, said he! |
| [03:22.506] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold. (UGANDANS:We're learning the truth!) |
| [03:25.727] | CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! (UGANDANS: The truth about God!) |
| [03:29.058] | CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.491] | When you fib, there's a price! ( UGANDANS: We're going to paradise! ) |
| [03:35.227] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.571] | Who'd believe I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.961] | I'm talking, they're listening, |
| [03:43.334] | My stories are glistening |
| [03:44.916] | I'm gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:46.867] | (UGANDANS: Ooooh- La) |
| [03:47.556] | CHORUS:You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham!) |
| [03:51.868] | CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!) |
| [03:55.178] | CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS:Our savior!) |
| [03:58.477] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM:You're making things up again... |
| [04:00.776] | WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are- |
| [04:04.354] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...Arnold... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
| [00:00.406] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites: |
| [00:04.332] | " I know you' re really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything... |
| [00:10.896] | But there is an answer in Christ." |
| [00:14.363] | NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us! |
| [00:19.596] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie. |
| [00:22.700] | No, wait, I didn' t LIE... |
| [00:25.188] | I just used my imagination... |
| [00:30.031] | And it worked! |
| [00:32.017] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.426] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad! |
| [00:35.516] | CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You' re stretching the truth again, |
| [00:36.833] | And you know it |
| [00:38.692] | JOSEPH SMITH: Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:40.878] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...? |
| [00:41.559] | SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:43.958] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It' s not a lie! |
| [00:45.176] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.471] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience! |
| [00:48.390] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You' re taking the holy word |
| [00:49.872] | And adding fiction! |
| [00:51.531] | Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.390] | When you fib, there' s a price. |
| [00:58.238] | MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit! |
| [01:00.777] | The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.476] | I' m going to go and rape a baby! |
| [01:08.885] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh myNO! You cant do that!!! NO! |
| [01:11.646] | MUTUMBO: Why not?! |
| [01:12.533] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will! |
| [01:14.913] | MUTUMBO: Says who?! |
| [01:16.175] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?! |
| [01:20.993] | Nowhere. |
| [01:24.187] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith: |
| [01:28.229] | " You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!" |
| [01:32.567] | LO! Joseph said: " Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?" |
| [01:37.412] | And the Lord said, " If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!" |
| [01:48.282] | MUTUMBO: ... really? |
| [01:49.362] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uhuh... Uhuh! " A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.520] | I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus, |
| [02:00.809] | Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:06.132] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.321] | You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.518] | HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold! |
| [02:14.619] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits! |
| [02:15.430] | ALL: You' re digging yourself a deep hole! |
| [02:18.753] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I' m making things up again... kind of. |
| [02:21.816] | But this time, it' s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.131] | It' s nothing so bad, because this time, |
| [02:27.970] | I' m not committing a sin, |
| [02:29.504] | Just by making things up again, right?! |
| [02:32.358] | ALL: NO! |
| [02:32.639] | NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him! |
| [02:35.019] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it? |
| [02:35.670] | NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s ! |
| [02:38.582] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?! |
| [02:39.258] | GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that' s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.681] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ' s will! |
| [02:48.007] | GOTSWANA: How do you know?! |
| [02:48.706] | Christ never said NONE about no ! |
| [02:52.245] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... YES! YES HE DID! |
| [02:56.822] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s.... |
| [03:01.574] | But... right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn' em into FROGS! |
| [03:08.007] | GOTSWANA: Frogs? |
| [03:09.539] | ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ed by Joseph Smith?! |
| [03:13.301] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs! |
| [03:17.863] | For a is holy amongst ALL things, said he! |
| [03:22.506] | MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You' re making things up again, Arnold. UGANDANS: We' re learning the truth! |
| [03:25.727] | CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! UGANDANS: The truth about God! |
| [03:29.058] | CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.491] | When you fib, there' s a price! UGANDANS: We' re going to paradise! |
| [03:35.227] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.571] | Who' d believe I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.961] | I' m talking, they' re listening, |
| [03:43.334] | My stories are glistening |
| [03:44.916] | I' m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:46.867] | UGANDANS: Ooooh La |
| [03:47.556] | CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.868] | CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.178] | CHORUS: You' re making things up again, Arnold! UGANDANS: Our savior! |
| [03:58.477] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You' re making things up again... |
| [04:00.776] | WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are |
| [04:04.354] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ... Arnold... |
| [00:00.406] | kàn, zhǔ duì ní féi rén shuō: |
| [00:04.332] | " wǒ zhī dào nǐ men yīn wèi ài bìng zhī lèi de shì qíng gǎn dào jǔ sàng" |
| [00:10.896] | " dàn zhèi xiē wèn tí dōu néng zài jī dū zhè lǐ dé dào jiě jué." |
| [00:14.363] | nǐ men tīng dào le ba? zhè běn shū què shí néng bāng dào wǒ men |
| [00:19.596] | wǒ gāng gāng sā le gè huǎng |
| [00:22.700] | bù, děng xià, wǒ méi sā huǎng |
| [00:25.188] | wǒ zhǐ shì fā huī le yī xià wǒ de xiǎng xiàng lì |
| [00:30.031] | ér qiě xiào guǒ hěn hǎo a! |
| [00:32.017] | nǐ yòu zài hú biān luàn zào le, a nuò dé |
| [00:34.426] | dàn shì zhè yàng yǒu yòng a, lǎo bà! |
| [00:35.516] | nǐ yòu zài xìn kǒu cí huáng le, |
| [00:36.833] | ér qiě nǐ xīn zhī dù míng |
| [00:38.692] | bú yào zuò gè hú yán luàn yǔ de fēng zi, a nuò dé |
| [00:40.878] | yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī? |
| [00:41.559] | yīn wèi huǎng yán jiù shì huǎng yán |
| [00:43.958] | zhè bú shì huǎng yán! |
| [00:45.176] | nǐ yòu zài hú biān luàn zào le, a nuò dé! |
| [00:47.471] | ó, tiān dì liáng xīn! |
| [00:48.390] | nǐ zhāi qǔ shèng yán |
| [00:49.872] | què wǎng lǐ tiān yóu jiā cù |
| [00:51.531] | nǐ jiē xià lái shuō huà kě yào xiǎo xīn le, a nuò dé |
| [00:54.390] | sā huǎng kě shì yào fù chū dài jià de |
| [00:58.238] | a, jìng tā niáng de chě dàn |
| [01:00.777] | bié rén gào sù wǒ zhì hǎo ài bìng de fāng fǎ shì hé chǔ nǚ shuì jiào |
| [01:06.476] | wǒ xiàn zài jiù qù zhǎo gè yīng ér lái qiáng |
| [01:08.885] | shén me? tiān a! bù! nǐ bù néng zhè me zuò!! bù xíng! |
| [01:11.646] | wèi shà bù xíng? |
| [01:12.533] | yīn wèi zhè wán quán yǔ shàng dì de yì zhì xiāng bèi! |
| [01:14.913] | shuí shuō de? |
| [01:16.175] | nǐ nà běn shū lǐ nǎ lǐ jiǎng guò hé yīng ér shuì jiào de shì le? ? |
| [01:20.993] | gēn běn méi yǒu |
| [01:24.187] | è, děng xià! zhǔ duì mó mén xiān zhī yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī shuō: |
| [01:28.229] | " nǐ bù yīng yǔ nà yīng hái fā shēng guān xì!" |
| [01:32.567] | kàn! yuē sè fū shuō:" wèi shà lei, zhǔ? ? wèi shà?" |
| [01:37.412] | rán hòu zhǔ shuō:" ruò nǐ yǔ nà yīng hái fā shēng guān xì, nǐ jiāng bèi zhì yú mó duō huǒ kēng zhī zhōng fén shāo!" zhù: mó duō shì zhǐ huán wáng zhōng hēi àn mó jūn de jù diǎn |
| [01:48.282] | zhēn de ma? |
| [01:49.362] | hēng, hēng!" yí gè yīng ér bù néng zhì hǎo nǐ de jí bìng, yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī." |
| [01:56.520] | " wǒ huì cì nǐ yì zhī qīng wā!" rán hòu, |
| [02:00.809] | yuē sè fū shuì le nà zhǐ qīng wā, rán hòu tā de ài bìng jiù hǎo la! |
| [02:06.132] | nǐ yòu zài hú biān luàn zào le, a nuò dé! |
| [02:09.321] | nǐ lǔ mǎng dì wāi qū le yē sū de shèng yù |
| [02:12.518] | nǐ bù néng xiǎng dào shén me jiù shuō shí mǒ, a nuò dé! |
| [02:14.619] | dé liǎo de le, huò bǐ tè rén! |
| [02:15.430] | nǐ zhè shì zài zì jué fén mù! |
| [02:18.753] | wǒ shì yòu biān le yì diǎn diǎn la |
| [02:21.816] | dàn shì zhè cì néng bāng dào bù shǎo rén! |
| [02:25.131] | zhè méi shén me dà bù liǎo de, yīn wèi zhè cì |
| [02:27.970] | wǒ bú huì fàn xià zuì xíng |
| [02:29.504] | zhǐ shì sā diǎn huǎng ér yǐ, shì ba? |
| [02:32.358] | bú shì? |
| [02:32.639] | kǎn níng hàn zhǎng lǎo, nǐ yí dìng yào zǔ zhǐ tā! |
| [02:35.019] | shén me? zěn me huí shì a? |
| [02:35.670] | Gotswana yào duì tā de nǚ ér shí shī gē lǐ! |
| [02:38.582] | a?! |
| [02:39.258] | nǐ jiǎng de nèi xiē dōng xī shì tǐng yǒu yì sī, dàn zhǐ yào jiāng jūn yī shēng lìng xià, nǚ rén jiù dé jiē shòu gē lǐ! |
| [02:44.681] | bù, duì nǚ shì zuò chū nà zhǒng shì shì wán wán quán quán wéi kàng jī dū de yì yuàn de! |
| [02:48.007] | nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [02:48.706] | jī dū cóng lái jiù méi shuō guò rèn hé guān yú yīn D de shì! |
| [02:52.245] | tā shuō guò! méi cuò, tā shuō guò de! |
| [02:56.822] | zài gǔ niǔ yuē, sān ge nán rén zhèng zhǔn bèi gē diào yí gè mó mén fù nǚ de yīn D |
| [03:01.574] | dàn shì jiù zài tā men yào dòng shǒu zhī qián, yē sū ràng bō bā fèi tè bǎ tā men dōu biàn chéng le qīng wā! zhù: bō bā fèi tè shì xīng qiú dà zhàn xì liè zhōng de rén wù |
| [03:08.007] | qīng wā? |
| [03:09.539] | nǐ shì shuō bèi yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī cao guò de nà zhǒng qīng wā?! |
| [03:13.301] | duì duì duì, jiù shì nà zhǒng qīng wā! |
| [03:17.863] | yīn wèi yīn D shì shì jiān zuì shén shèng de dōng xī, zhǔ rú shì shuō! |
| [03:22.506] | nǐ yòu zài hú biān luàn zào le, a nuò dé! wǒ men liǎo jiě dào le zhēn xiàng a! |
| [03:25.727] | nǐ zhāi qǔ shèng yán què tiān yóu jiā cù! guān yú shàng dì dí zhēn xiāng! |
| [03:29.058] | nǐ jiē xià lái shuō huà kě yào zhù yì diǎn, a nuò dé |
| [03:31.491] | sā huǎng shì yào fù chū dài jià de! wǒ men huì shàng tiān táng! |
| [03:35.227] | shuí néng xiǎng dào wǒ yǒu zhè bān mó lì |
| [03:38.571] | shuí huì xiāng xìn wǒ huì rú cǐ xióng qǐ |
| [03:41.961] | wǒ zài jiǎng shù, tā men zài líng tīng |
| [03:43.334] | wǒ de gù shì yì yì shēng huī |
| [03:44.916] | wǒ huì yòng zhèi xiē guǐ huà zhěng jiù tā men! |
| [03:46.867] | wū la! |
| [03:47.556] | nǐ yòu zài hú shuō bā dào le, a nuò dé! kǎn níng hàn zhǎng lǎo a! |
| [03:51.868] | nǐ yòu zài xìn kǒu kāi hé le, a nuò dé! shén shèng de xiān zhī! |
| [03:55.178] | nǐ yòu zài hú biān luàn zào le, a nuò dé! wǒ men de jiù xīng! |
| [03:58.477] | nǐ yòu zài hú biān luàn zào le |
| [04:00.776] | hēng, hú biān luàn zào le yòu nǐ zài! zhù: yóu dá dà shī shuō huà jù shì dōu wèi dào zhuāng |
| [04:04.354] | a nuò dé |