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D-em |
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D-em-g-d |
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Bm-c-g-d |
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"only when i laugh, does it hurt." |
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The doctor says, "please, son, remove your skirt." |
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"i'd be glad to comply, but i'm not wearing one." |
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The doctor says, "that's strange, nor am i." |
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A scotsman throws a pole into the air |
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The alderman all vote in some affair |
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The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange |
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He's still a bachelor? perhaps he's gay. |
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A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab |
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Professor's working madly in his lab |
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The assistant files her nails and checks her hair |
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There's just a hint of danger in the air |
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There's just a hint of danger in the air |
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No one is alarmed nor seems to care |
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Everyone is happy, we're all fine |
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We all fall in love all the time |
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Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane |
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With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams |
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When we wake, we find that it has rained |
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When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep |
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So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep |
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Or rest your weary head and come to me |
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Move your lips and sing this lullabye |
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Move your lips and sing this lullabye |