| 歌曲 | Useless Stuff |
| 歌手 | Cracker |
| 专辑 | The Golden Age |
| 作词 : Hickman, Lowery | |
| A-E(bass G#)- | |
| F#m-E-D-E- | |
| A D-F#m-E- | |
| D-Bm-E(7-sus4)- | |
| D-F#m-E-D- | |
| E-A (ending:D-E-Ax2 D-A-E-A) | |
| I'm so fucking sick | |
| I'm the king of the world | |
| I'm a genius of useless stuff | |
| Some people they gotta work well | |
| I just hang around dreaming up useless stuff | |
| So if I call you from time to time | |
| I said my life is such a drag | |
| I feel like a hag please shut me up | |
| Girl would you like to live my life | |
| And I'll be with you tonight | |
| I'll be your useless stuff | |
| Now everybody wants to be our friend so we act real | |
| Zen and hang around with movie stars | |
| So if I call you from time to time | |
| I said my life is such a drag | |
| I feel like a hag kick me in the ass | |
| Girl would you like to live my life | |
| And I'll be with you tonight | |
| I'll be your useless stuff | |
| I'll be your useless stuff | |
| Can I be your useless stuff? |
| zuò cí : Hickman, Lowery | |
| AE bass G | |
| F mEDE | |
| A DF mE | |
| DBmE 7sus4 | |
| DF mED | |
| EA ending: DEAx2 DAEA | |
| I' m so fucking sick | |
| I' m the king of the world | |
| I' m a genius of useless stuff | |
| Some people they gotta work well | |
| I just hang around dreaming up useless stuff | |
| So if I call you from time to time | |
| I said my life is such a drag | |
| I feel like a hag please shut me up | |
| Girl would you like to live my life | |
| And I' ll be with you tonight | |
| I' ll be your useless stuff | |
| Now everybody wants to be our friend so we act real | |
| Zen and hang around with movie stars | |
| So if I call you from time to time | |
| I said my life is such a drag | |
| I feel like a hag kick me in the ass | |
| Girl would you like to live my life | |
| And I' ll be with you tonight | |
| I' ll be your useless stuff | |
| I' ll be your useless stuff | |
| Can I be your useless stuff? |