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| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:00.000] | 《辅助是女生》 |
| [00:01.938] | 原曲：稻香 |
| [00:03.598] | 策划：旁观 |
| [00:05.187] | 填词：小德【WTF工作组】 |
| [00:06.780] | 演唱：苇苇酱 |
| [00:08.072] | 念白： |
| [00:08.701] | ADC：君上【忆语广播剧社】 |
| [00:11.058] | 辅助：鬼系腰【WTF工作组】 |
| [00:16.871] | 后期：三星堆后期组 |
| [00:22.405] | 美工：青筝 |
| [00:23.347] | 对这个游戏如果你有太多的抱怨 |
| [00:26.776] | 连跪了 就只能继续责怪男友 |
| [00:29.779] | 为什么 对面这么多最强王者 |
| [00:33.854] | 请你走进网吧看看 小朋友 |
| [00:36.586] | 为匹配在努力勇敢的五连坐 |
| [00:39.580] | 电脑是不是该削弱 |
| [00:41.873] | 人机超神 再也没有拥有 |
| [00:46.390] | 还记得你辅助永远拿脸探草 |
| [00:50.601] | 随着打野干咳不停被秒 |
| [00:53.685] | 微微笑 眼石钱拿去买血药 |
| [00:58.852] | 不要哭让ADC带著你逃跑 |
| [01:02.516] | 队长的咆哮 屏幕又黑掉 |
| [01:05.545] | 挂机吧 还是温泉最美好 |
| [01:09.576] | |
| [01:09.752] | ADC（男声）：辅助别拿脸探草！。。。我的一血啊！/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ |
| [01:14.367] | 辅助：人家是女生嘛~~o(>_<)o ~~ |
| [01:16.843] | ADC：诶诶辅助，你怎么抢我兵！快去草丛呆着！(#‵′)靠 |
| [01:20.639] | 辅助：不要对人家那么凶嘛。。%>_<% |
| [01:23.682] | ADC：我去辅助你不要傻站着当人肉眼好么！插眼啊！我靠( ‵o′)凸 |
| [01:27.531] | 辅助：眼是什么人家不知道~~o(>_<)o ~~ |
| [01:31.958] | ADC：你还是去打野吧。。/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ |
| [01:34.639] | |
| [01:35.005] | 为何不到20就想挂机 辅助不送了 |
| [01:38.097] | 赢不了的匹配 换人机不就得了 |
| [01:41.026] | 为喜欢的英雄花钱选择 |
| [01:43.639] | 但屏幕变成灰白的颜色 |
| [01:46.023] | 笑一个吧 排位上分不是目的 |
| [01:49.184] | 让自己快乐快乐这才叫做游戏 |
| [01:52.071] | 一起来虐人机 现在人头只在我手里 |
| [01:57.749] | 所谓的那快乐 打野在野区打野怪打到累了 |
| [02:02.215] | 偷偷干咳被反杀给杀到怕了 |
| [02:05.301] | 谁在偷笑呢 |
| [02:06.968] | 我打野稻草人送人头卖队友挂机了 |
| [02:10.484] | 哦 哦 无论辅助在哪里躲都悲催 |
| [02:13.459] | 哦 哦 辅助被抢人头也不必伤悲 |
| [02:16.445] | 人机超神 再也没有拥有 |
| [02:21.341] | 还记得你辅助永远拿脸探草 |
| [02:25.346] | 随着打野干咳不停被秒 |
| [02:28.370] | 微微笑 眼石钱拿去买血药 |
| [02:33.318] | 不要哭让ADC带著你逃跑 |
| [02:37.393] | 队长的咆哮 屏幕又黑掉 |
| [02:40.415] | 挂机吧 还是温泉最美好 |
| [02:45.287] | 还记得你辅助永远拿脸探草 |
| [02:49.450] | 随着打野干咳不停被秒 |
| [02:52.476] | 微微笑 眼石钱拿去买血药 |
| [02:57.459] | 不要哭让ADC带著你逃跑 |
| [03:01.614] | 队长的咆哮 屏幕又黑掉 |
| [03:04.473] | 挂机吧 还是温泉最美好 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.000] | fu zhu shi nv sheng |
| [00:01.938] | yuan qu: dao xiang |
| [00:03.598] | ce hua: pang guan |
| [00:05.187] | tian ci: xiao de WTF gong zuo zu |
| [00:06.780] | yan chang: wei wei jiang |
| [00:08.072] | nian bai: |
| [00:08.701] | ADC: jun shang yi yu guang bo ju she |
| [00:11.058] | fu zhu: gui xi yao WTF gong zuo zu |
| [00:16.871] | hou qi: san xing dui hou qi zu |
| [00:22.405] | mei gong: qing zheng |
| [00:23.347] | dui zhe ge you xi ru guo ni you tai duo de bao yuan |
| [00:26.776] | lian gui le jiu zhi neng ji xu ze guai nan you |
| [00:29.779] | wei shi me dui mian zhe me duo zui qiang wang zhe |
| [00:33.854] | qing ni zou jin wang ba kan kan xiao peng you |
| [00:36.586] | wei pi pei zai nu li yong gan de wu lian zuo |
| [00:39.580] | dian nao shi bu shi gai xue ruo |
| [00:41.873] | ren ji chao shen zai ye mei you yong you |
| [00:46.390] | hai ji de ni fu zhu yong yuan na lian tan cao |
| [00:50.601] | sui zhe da ye gan hai bu ting bei miao |
| [00:53.685] | wei wei xiao yan shi qian na qu mai xue yao |
| [00:58.852] | bu yao ku rang ADC dai zhe ni tao pao |
| [01:02.516] | dui zhang de pao xiao ping mu you hei diao |
| [01:05.545] | gua ji ba hai shi wen quan zui mei hao |
| [01:09.576] | |
| [01:09.752] | ADC nan sheng: fu zhu bie na lian tan cao!... wo de yi xue a! o |
| [01:14.367] | fu zhu: ren jia shi nv sheng ma o _ o |
| [01:16.843] | ADC: ei ei fu zhu, ni zen me qiang wo bing! kuai qu cao cong dai zhe! kao |
| [01:20.639] | fu zhu: bu yao dui ren jia na me xiong ma.. _ |
| [01:23.682] | ADC: wo qu fu zhu ni bu yao sha zhan zhe dang ren rou yan hao me! cha yan a! wo kao o tu |
| [01:27.531] | fu zhu: yan shi shen me ren jia bu zhi dao o _ o |
| [01:31.958] | ADC: ni hai shi qu da ye ba.. o |
| [01:34.639] | |
| [01:35.005] | wei he bu dao 20 jiu xiang gua ji fu zhu bu song le |
| [01:38.097] | ying bu liao de pi pei huan ren ji bu jiu de le |
| [01:41.026] | wei xi huan de ying xiong hua qian xuan ze |
| [01:43.639] | dan ping mu bian cheng hui bai de yan se |
| [01:46.023] | xiao yi ge ba pai wei shang fen bu shi mu di |
| [01:49.184] | rang zi ji kuai le kuai le zhe cai jiao zuo you xi |
| [01:52.071] | yi qi lai nue ren ji xian zai ren tou zhi zai wo shou li |
| [01:57.749] | suo wei de na kuai le da ye zai ye qu da ye guai da dao lei le |
| [02:02.215] | tou tou gan hai bei fan sha gei sha dao pa le |
| [02:05.301] | shui zai tou xiao ne |
| [02:06.968] | wo da ye dao cao ren song ren tou mai dui you gua ji le |
| [02:10.484] | o o wu lun fu zhu zai na li duo dou bei cui |
| [02:13.459] | o o fu zhu bei qiang ren tou ye bu bi shang bei |
| [02:16.445] | ren ji chao shen zai ye mei you yong you |
| [02:21.341] | hai ji de ni fu zhu yong yuan na lian tan cao |
| [02:25.346] | sui zhe da ye gan hai bu ting bei miao |
| [02:28.370] | wei wei xiao yan shi qian na qu mai xue yao |
| [02:33.318] | bu yao ku rang ADC dai zhe ni tao pao |
| [02:37.393] | dui zhang de pao xiao ping mu you hei diao |
| [02:40.415] | gua ji ba hai shi wen quan zui mei hao |
| [02:45.287] | hai ji de ni fu zhu yong yuan na lian tan cao |
| [02:49.450] | sui zhe da ye gan hai bu ting bei miao |
| [02:52.476] | wei wei xiao yan shi qian na qu mai xue yao |
| [02:57.459] | bu yao ku rang ADC dai zhe ni tao pao |
| [03:01.614] | dui zhang de pao xiao ping mu you hei diao |
| [03:04.473] | gua ji ba hai shi wen quan zui mei hao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.000] | fǔ zhù shì nǚ shēng |
| [00:01.938] | yuán qǔ: dào xiāng |
| [00:03.598] | cè huà: páng guān |
| [00:05.187] | tián cí: xiǎo dé WTF gōng zuò zǔ |
| [00:06.780] | yǎn chàng: wěi wěi jiàng |
| [00:08.072] | niàn bái: |
| [00:08.701] | ADC: jūn shàng yì yǔ guǎng bō jù shè |
| [00:11.058] | fǔ zhù: guǐ xì yāo WTF gōng zuò zǔ |
| [00:16.871] | hòu qī: sān xīng duī hòu qī zǔ |
| [00:22.405] | měi gōng: qīng zhēng |
| [00:23.347] | duì zhè gè yóu xì rú guǒ nǐ yǒu tài duō de bào yuàn |
| [00:26.776] | lián guì le jiù zhǐ néng jì xù zé guài nán yǒu |
| [00:29.779] | wèi shí me duì miàn zhè me duō zuì qiáng wáng zhě |
| [00:33.854] | qǐng nǐ zǒu jìn wǎng bā kàn kàn xiǎo péng yǒu |
| [00:36.586] | wèi pǐ pèi zài nǔ lì yǒng gǎn de wǔ lián zuò |
| [00:39.580] | diàn nǎo shì bú shì gāi xuē ruò |
| [00:41.873] | rén jī chāo shén zài yě méi yǒu yōng yǒu |
| [00:46.390] | hái jì de nǐ fǔ zhù yǒng yuǎn ná liǎn tàn cǎo |
| [00:50.601] | suí zhe dǎ yě gān hāi bù tíng bèi miǎo |
| [00:53.685] | wēi wēi xiào yǎn shí qián ná qù mǎi xuè yào |
| [00:58.852] | bú yào kū ràng ADC dài zhe nǐ táo pǎo |
| [01:02.516] | duì zhǎng de páo xiào píng mù yòu hēi diào |
| [01:05.545] | guà jī ba hái shì wēn quán zuì měi hǎo |
| [01:09.576] | |
| [01:09.752] | ADC nán shēng: fǔ zhù bié ná liǎn tàn cǎo!... wǒ de yī xuè a! o |
| [01:14.367] | fǔ zhù: rén jiā shì nǚ shēng ma o _ o |
| [01:16.843] | ADC: éi éi fǔ zhù, nǐ zěn me qiǎng wǒ bīng! kuài qù cǎo cóng dāi zhe! kào |
| [01:20.639] | fǔ zhù: bú yào duì rén jiā nà me xiōng ma.. _ |
| [01:23.682] | ADC: wǒ qù fǔ zhù nǐ bú yào shǎ zhàn zhe dāng rén ròu yǎn hǎo me! chā yǎn a! wǒ kào o tū |
| [01:27.531] | fǔ zhù: yǎn shì shén me rén jiā bù zhī dào o _ o |
| [01:31.958] | ADC: nǐ hái shì qù dǎ yě ba.. o |
| [01:34.639] | |
| [01:35.005] | wèi hé bú dào 20 jiù xiǎng guà jī fǔ zhù bù sòng le |
| [01:38.097] | yíng bù liǎo de pǐ pèi huàn rén jī bù jiù dé le |
| [01:41.026] | wèi xǐ huān de yīng xióng huā qián xuǎn zé |
| [01:43.639] | dàn píng mù biàn chéng huī bái de yán sè |
| [01:46.023] | xiào yí gè ba pái wèi shàng fèn bú shì mù dì |
| [01:49.184] | ràng zì jǐ kuài lè kuài lè zhè cái jiào zuò yóu xì |
| [01:52.071] | yì qǐ lái nüè rén jī xiàn zài rén tóu zhī zài wǒ shǒu lǐ |
| [01:57.749] | suǒ wèi de nà kuài lè dǎ yě zài yě qū dǎ yě guài dǎ dào lèi le |
| [02:02.215] | tōu tōu gān hāi bèi fǎn shā gěi shā dào pà le |
| [02:05.301] | shuí zài tōu xiào ne |
| [02:06.968] | wǒ dǎ yě dào cǎo rén sòng rén tóu mài duì yǒu guà jī le |
| [02:10.484] | ó ó wú lùn fǔ zhù zài nǎ lǐ duǒ dōu bēi cuī |
| [02:13.459] | ó ó fǔ zhù bèi qiǎng rén tóu yě bù bì shāng bēi |
| [02:16.445] | rén jī chāo shén zài yě méi yǒu yōng yǒu |
| [02:21.341] | hái jì de nǐ fǔ zhù yǒng yuǎn ná liǎn tàn cǎo |
| [02:25.346] | suí zhe dǎ yě gān hāi bù tíng bèi miǎo |
| [02:28.370] | wēi wēi xiào yǎn shí qián ná qù mǎi xuè yào |
| [02:33.318] | bú yào kū ràng ADC dài zhe nǐ táo pǎo |
| [02:37.393] | duì zhǎng de páo xiào píng mù yòu hēi diào |
| [02:40.415] | guà jī ba hái shì wēn quán zuì měi hǎo |
| [02:45.287] | hái jì de nǐ fǔ zhù yǒng yuǎn ná liǎn tàn cǎo |
| [02:49.450] | suí zhe dǎ yě gān hāi bù tíng bèi miǎo |
| [02:52.476] | wēi wēi xiào yǎn shí qián ná qù mǎi xuè yào |
| [02:57.459] | bú yào kū ràng ADC dài zhe nǐ táo pǎo |
| [03:01.614] | duì zhǎng de páo xiào píng mù yòu hēi diào |
| [03:04.473] | guà jī ba hái shì wēn quán zuì měi hǎo |
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