相声·有话好好说

歌曲 相声·有话好好说
歌手 周九良
歌手 孟鹤堂
专辑 幸福久久·2019山东卫视春节联欢晚会

歌词

[00:03.01] 孟鹤堂:现场以及电视机前的观众朋友们,
[00:05.68] 孟鹤堂在这儿给您拜年了
[00:11.07] 周九良:我呢?
[00:12.77] 孟鹤堂:谁看你呀?
[00:14.16] 周九良:什么叫谁看我呀?
[00:15.99] 我也得给大伙儿拜个年呀
[00:17.70] 孟鹤堂:他也给您拜年了。
[00:19.66] 周九良:我连个名儿都没有,是吗我?
[00:23.03] 孟鹤堂:他是我的搭档,他叫周狗粮
[00:28.05] 周九良:对,别起哄了列位啊,九
[00:30.95] 孟鹤堂:我说错。
[00:32.26] 周九良:您说错了
[00:33.07] 孟鹤堂:他叫周狗九
[00:33.95] 周九良:大家好
[00:35.13] 孟鹤堂:周老师相声说得非常的不错
[00:38.11] 周九良:等会,咱哪个字儿错了?
[00:40.86] 孟鹤堂:那您叫?
[00:42.65] 周九良:苟九周,不是
[00:43.89] 孟鹤堂:苟老师,苟老师您……
[00:45.40] 周九良:周九良。
[00:47.11] 孟鹤堂:周九良,较什么真啊。
[00:48.91] 周九良:是
[00:49.65] 孟鹤堂:叫什么不吃饭?
[00:50.93] 周九良:不是,那你也得给我说对了。
[00:52.56] 孟鹤堂:你就叫狗粮,能把你喂狗怎么着?
[00:55.31] 周九良:这话什么意思呀?
[00:58.11] 我好不容易我回老家,
[00:59.04] 我给大伙拜个年呀,得
[01:00.83] 孟鹤堂:是,你回老家了,
[01:02.06] 你给大伙儿拜年,你拜。
[01:04.51] 周九良:山东的观众朋友们,大家过年……
[01:07.16] 孟鹤堂:山西的观众得罪你了?
[01:11.33] 周九良:山西的观众朋友们,大家……
[01:13.11] 孟鹤堂:陕西的观众不过年呢?
[01:16.47] 周九良:陕西的观众朋友们……
[01:17.50] 孟:河北观众不过年吗
[01:18.75] 周:河北的观众……
[01:19.68] 孟:北京观众不过年啊
[01:20.79] 周:北京的观众……
[01:21.74] 孟:布宜诺斯艾利斯的观众就不过年吗
[01:23.86] 周:布宜诺斯……他们不过年
[01:30.55] 孟:那的华人不过年吗
[01:32.95] 周九良:布宜诺斯艾利斯的华人朋友,
[01:34.90] 他们,我拜不过来了
[01:36.79] 孟鹤堂:说话不严谨
[01:38.43] 周九良:你不也没说吗?
[01:40.17] 孟鹤堂:我说了,
[01:42.60] 我说现场以及电视机前的观众朋友们过年好,
[01:44.56] 你怎么说的?
[01:46.64] 周九良:我说山东的观众朋友。
[01:49.04] 孟鹤堂:那别地儿的观众 不过年呢?
[01:49.88] 周九良:您老较真儿呀!
[01:50.81] 孟鹤堂:对不对,一个相声演员站在舞台上,
[01:53.20] 连句整话你都说不出来。
[01:55.01] 周九良:不是
[01:55.81] 孟鹤堂:你的不是我的不是
[01:57.05] 周九良:你听我说呀!
[01:57.85] 孟鹤堂:你还敢说呢?
[01:58.95] 周九良:我说我错了。
[01:59.76] 孟鹤堂:错了,你不还投案自首去?
[02:02.75] 周九良:我上哪儿自首去?
[02:04.05] 孟鹤堂:一会儿黑猫警长就逮你来
[02:07.33] 周九良:你是怎么了,你这是?
[02:08.77] 孟鹤堂:跟我聊天,来气不来气?
[02:09.77] 周九良:我就现在想打你!
[02:11.98] 孟鹤堂:打我干什么呀?
[02:13.14] 周九良:谁不来气呀!
[02:14.22] 孟鹤堂:知道这是干什么的吗?
[02:15.51] 周九良:干嘛呀?
[02:16.37] 孟鹤堂:抬杠!
[02:17.17] 周九良:抬杠?
[02:17.86] 孟鹤堂:对了
[02:18.86] 现在网上、现实生活当中,
[02:21.54] 这种人太多了!
[02:22.90] 周九良:是吗?
[02:23.66] 孟鹤堂:哎呦!你就看他们!
[02:25.09] 每天勤勤恳恳、任劳任怨、没日没夜地杠!
[02:30.18] 为杠而杠!为怼而怼!
[02:33.43] 无事生非,造成了网上多少起暴力事件!
[02:38.25] 周九良:哦!
[02:39.62] 孟鹤堂:咱就说受害者,
[02:41.26] 轻则抑郁,重则轻生
[02:44.25] 你说可恨不可恨这些人!
[02:46.67] 周九良:不是,你那么生气干嘛呀,你!
[02:49.04] 孟鹤堂:我也是语言暴力的受害者!
[02:52.95] 周九良:你先等会儿,我问问您!
[02:54.66] 您受谁迫害了?
[02:56.33] 孟鹤堂:发微博,很简单
[02:58.97] 周九良:说的什么?
[02:59.75] 孟鹤堂:就一句话
[03:00.37] 周九良:啊?
[03:00.97] 孟鹤堂:今天我叫外卖,吃炸鸡!完了!
[03:05.86] 周九良:这也没什么呀!
[03:07.48] 孟鹤堂:你再看下边评论
[03:08.65] 周九良:底下说什么呀?
[03:10.01] 孟鹤堂:呦,人家改名了啊!
[03:13.89] 周九良:阴阳怪气的!
[03:15.08] 孟鹤堂:不叫孟鹤堂了,人家今天,叫外卖!
[03:20.81] 周九良:这名字不错!
[03:22.09] 孟鹤堂:是
[03:22.94] 周九良:孟外卖,我叫周狗粮!
[03:26.12] 咱俩放一块儿,狗粮外卖!
[03:30.19] 孟鹤堂:你再看下边儿
[03:31.68] 周九良:还有呢?
[03:33.57] 孟鹤堂:哟,你还吃鸡宝宝,
[03:36.61] 鸡宝宝那么可爱,
[03:37.37] 你要吃鸡宝宝!你太不善良了,你!
[03:41.82] 周九良:还不善良
[03:42.58] 孟鹤堂:人大小也是条性命,你想过鸡的感受吗?
[03:46.31] 我想它感受干什么,我又没下过蛋
[03:50.73] 周九良:你下个蛋感受一下啊
[03:52.50] 孟鹤堂:我下的出来吗?我
[03:54.52] 周九良:哦
[03:56.01] 孟鹤堂:你说……咱说这些人可恨不可恨!
[03:57.23] 周九良:确实有这种人!但是呢,
[03:59.60] 您不要活在别人的世界里,
[04:02.94] 你不理他们不就行了!
[04:04.50] 孟鹤堂:我不理他成吗!
[04:06.02] 周九良:怎么了?
[04:08.51] 孟鹤堂:咱就说我来德云社,十年头了吧。
[04:09.55] 周九良:十多年了。
[04:11.01] 孟鹤堂:对不对,十多年 我是,挣钱了!
[04:16.21] 【吁】
[04:17.25] 周九良:噢
[04:18.10] 孟鹤堂:挣点钱怎么了!
[04:19.45] 挣钱,我买车了,怎么了!
[04:20.75] 周九良:买车?
[04:22.90] 孟鹤堂:我买几辆车,我不敢开!
[04:25.91] 周九良:你这买了多破的车呀?
[04:27.47] 七手的夏利,您是不敢开
[04:31.11] 那开到道上,除了喇叭不响,哪儿都响!
[04:35.25] 孟鹤堂:好车!凯宴,坐过吗?
[04:39.00] 周九良:没坐过
[04:40.81] 孟鹤堂:彪马,开过吗?
[04:42.48] 周九良:穿过
[04:44.51] 孟鹤堂:穿跑车啊!
[04:45.99] 周九良:你这不跑鞋吗?
[04:48.47] 孟鹤堂:彪马嘛 就一豹子嘛!
[04:50.19] 就这样 要飞没飞那个
[04:55.89] 周九良:大伙儿都嘲笑你了
[04:57.25] 你瞧见没有
[04:58.72] 那叫捷豹,还彪马
[05:00.56] 你开彪马我看看!
[05:05.45] 孟鹤堂:就一豹子嘛就
[05:06.61] 周九良:那叫捷豹
[05:08.17] 你懂不懂啊!
[05:09.28] 孟鹤堂:还有一狮子 狮子,这样!
[05:11.63] 周九良:这叫标致!
[05:13.06] 孟鹤堂:对对!还有一大马!
[05:14.17] 周九良:法拉利 怎么都这样啊!
[05:17.64] 你告诉我区别在哪啊?
[05:19.74] 孟鹤堂:区别啊 可能在表情上吧
[05:21.80] 周九良:嗬!
[05:23.92] 看的太细致了
[05:26.99] 孟鹤堂:好车上我家看去
[05:28.51] 一拉抽屉,哗啦,全是好车!
[05:30.84] 周九良:诶,模型啊!
[05:32.87] 孟鹤堂:好车的车钥匙!
[05:34.01] 周九良:咱别大喘气,行不行?
[05:34.92] 孟鹤堂:就这么多好车,列位
[05:36.19] 我每天上班,我骑自行车!
[05:40.26] 周九良:那您环保意识还挺强!
[05:41.99] 孟鹤堂:不是,不敢开!
[05:44.15] 周九良:偷的呀?
[05:45.67] 孟鹤堂:我偷谁的?我自个儿花钱买的!
[05:47.67] 我偷谁的呀?
[05:49.67] 周九良:那花钱买的,大方开嘛!
[05:51.36] 孟鹤堂:我敢开吗?我敢开吗?
[05:52.73] 周九良:怎么了?
[05:53.87] 孟鹤堂:我一开出去,你看他们说什么呀!
[05:57.00] 呀,孟鹤堂是小白脸!
[05:59.04] 周九良:哦,您别生气,谁说的?
[06:04.82] 孟鹤堂:多扎心!
[06:05.52] 周九良:谁说的我找他理论去
[06:07.22] 孟鹤堂:你是好搭档!
[06:08.21] 周九良:那是!
[06:09.01] 就我哥这模样谁看得上他啊!
[06:13.86] 孟鹤堂:看得上你啊!
[06:14.93] 周九良:你别不信,
[06:16.04] 我曾经还靠脸吃过饭呢!
[06:18.19] 孟鹤堂:你呀?
[06:18.89] 周九良:那是,那是!
[06:19.75] 孟鹤堂:你靠脸吃过饭?
[06:21.62] 周九良:差点儿没要了饭吗,不是……
[06:25.09] 孟鹤堂:可气不可气?
[06:26.39] 周九良:确实,网上是有!
[06:28.64] 孟鹤堂:不光网上有,
[06:29.96] 现实社会当中这些人也多的是!
[06:32.54] 就说他媳妇儿吧,
[06:34.36] 现实生活当中就是这种人!
[06:36.10] 周九良:是吗?
[06:37.18] 孟鹤堂:你就看他媳妇儿平时,
[06:38.28] 老公老公老公老公老公老公
[06:39.94] 老公老公老公老公老公老公老公!
[06:47.11] 周九良:我媳妇儿猪尾巴吃多了是怎么着!
[06:49.75] 孟鹤堂:老公~
[06:51.76] 周九良:嗯。
[06:52.19] 孟鹤堂:你看!
[06:52.71] 周九良:看什么呀?
[06:53.21] 孟鹤堂:那个年轻的小姑娘,
[06:56.67] 那么年轻就开那么好的车,
[06:57.99] 那钱一定不是好来道!
[07:00.58] 周九良:你怎么那么说呀!
[07:02.07] 孟鹤堂:你看哪,你看哪,你看哪!
[07:04.12] 周九良:哪儿呢?
[07:05.64] 孟鹤堂:让你看你就看!
[07:07.40] 周九良:这不你让我看的吗?
[07:09.47] 孟鹤堂:你看她你都不看我咯!
[07:10.68] 周九良:我不看着你的吗!
[07:12.19] 孟鹤堂:你看了吗,你看了吗!
[07:13.38] 周九良:我这是瞟了一眼,撒么一眼!
[07:16.51] 怎么了?没准,您别生气,
[07:20.04] 媳妇,您别生气,消消火!
[07:21.57] 没准人家就是一个年轻的企业家!
[07:24.71] 孟鹤堂:你是不是看上她了?
[07:26.35] 哼~不理你了!
[07:27.43] 【吁】
[07:31.33] 你看你媳妇儿是不是这样?
[07:32.98] 周九良:她平时确实好闹腾!
[07:34.62] 孟鹤堂:不光他媳妇这样,
[07:36.31] 他家一家子都这样!
[07:38.11] 周九良:哎呀,我们家人怎么着你了
[07:39.33] 孟鹤堂:我来山东我得去他们家拜个年吧
[07:41.09] 周九良:嗯
[07:43.33] 孟鹤堂:一上他们家,一进楼道,
[07:44.50] 他们家那对联跟别人家都不一样!
[07:47.03] 周九良:邻居家贴什么呢?
[07:48.37] 孟鹤堂:人家贴什么呢
[07:49.19] 天增岁月人增寿 春满乾坤福满门
[07:52.15] 横批 喜迎新春
[07:54.03] 周九良:嗯 太俗了
[07:54.80] 孟鹤堂:你看他们家
[07:55.57] 周九良:我们家呢?
[07:56.60] 孟鹤堂:他们家
[07:57.58] 杠天杠地杠空气
[07:57.91] 怼爹怼妈怼全家
[07:59.08] 横批 杠上开花
[08:00.69] 周九良:诶,好
[08:04.19] 我们家这对联怎么这么热闹呢
[08:06.27] 孟鹤堂:热闹啊 一进屋更热闹
[08:07.42] 周九良:啊?什么场景啊
[08:08.68] 孟鹤堂:一进屋他妈在哄孩子呢!
[08:10.28] 周九良:享受天伦之乐呢!
[08:11.70] 孟鹤堂:拿一绳儿把孩子拴着
[08:13.68] 这捞着走 打开了柜
[08:15.67] 开开了箱 拿一个帽子你带上
[08:18.81] 周九良:我妈耍猴呢! 这是!
[08:23.09] 怎么还拿线拴着啊?
[08:24.40] 孟鹤堂:不拴成吗?
[08:25.37] 周九良:怎么了?
[08:25.91] 孟鹤堂:不拴成吗?
[08:26.48] 周九良:怎么了?
[08:27.17] 孟鹤堂:不栓着他们家孩子拆沙发!
[08:29.60] 周九良:我生一哈士奇啊我!
[08:31.79] 孟鹤堂:孩子闹腾呀!
[08:33.02] 周九良:哦
[08:33.48] 孟鹤堂:你再看他爸爸!
[08:34.34] 周九良:对
[08:35.73] 孟鹤堂:他爸呢在这绣花呢!
[08:36.55] 周九良:这添什么毛病了这是?
[08:40.32] 孟鹤堂:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[08:43.47] 多热闹啊
[08:44.83] 就他媳妇儿最安静
[08:46.42] 周九良:她干嘛呢
[08:47.35] 孟鹤堂:上吊呢
[08:47.79] 周九良:哦,上吊?!
[08:49.53] 孟鹤堂:不是,弄根绳儿吊着呢!
[08:51.33] 周九良:这不就是上吊吗?
[08:52.83] 孟鹤堂:不是,弄根不吊脖子吊脚脖子
[08:54.78] 周九良:吊脚脖子嗯 …
[08:56.67] 孟鹤堂:脚脖子
[08:56.91] 周九良:这叫瑜伽
[08:58.18] 孟鹤堂:吊着呢
[08:59.30] 周九良:你不懂别胡说!
[09:00.43] 孟鹤堂:我一进屋你爸爸看我来了 啊
[09:02.30] 你爸爸站起跟我打招呼
[09:03.66] 周九良:是
[09:03.97] 孟鹤堂:诶蕊诶蕊诶~
[09:05.59] 周九良:谁给我爸爸系上了
[09:07.17] 孟鹤堂:不是
[09:07.78] 你爸爸一站起来兜你媳妇那绳上了
[09:10.34] 周九良:嗬 怎么那么乱呢
[09:12.27] 孟鹤堂:我说我找地方坐吧
[09:13.33] 周九良:哦
[09:14.09] 孟鹤堂:找地方坐吧
[09:14.97] 坐你爸爸跟前
[09:15.92] 周九良:聊聊天
[09:16.64] 孟鹤堂:拜个年
[09:17.16] 大爷过年挺好的
[09:18.95] 给您拜年
[09:20.57] 孟鹤堂:呃 挺好 挺好
[09:23.56] 你们这年轻人没事多关心关心国家大事
[09:30.43] 周九良:哦 老年人爱操心
[09:31.19] 孟鹤堂:你媳妇这会儿说话了
[09:32.03] 孟鹤堂:喲,这谁啊这谁啊这谁啊这谁呀这是
[09:37.67] 周九良:我媳妇怎么见了谁都这样啊?
[09:39.53] 孟鹤堂:这不孟哥吗这不是
[09:40.91] 周九良:看见你了
[09:42.06] 孟鹤堂:别听老爷子的
[09:42.85] 没事看看天气预报吧
[09:45.35] 周九良:哦
[09:46.07] 孟鹤堂:出门还能躲着点儿雷
[09:47.79] 周九良:这话里有刺儿啊!
[09:50.24] 孟鹤堂:这是怎么,是,我平时也看天气预报
[09:53.52] 你说下雨你说也不下
[09:58.29] 孟鹤堂:是啊,你没出去站着去
[10:00.55] 你出去站一会儿就下了
[10:02.63] 还能把雷引下来呢!
[10:05.14] 孟鹤堂:你家人对我有意见
[10:08.48] 周九良:不能,他平时说话都这样
[10:09.98] 孟鹤堂:待一会我才发现,
[10:11.95] 平时说话还真就这样,
[10:13.47] 他不光怼我啊,谁都怼
[10:16.15] 周九良:谁跟谁啊?
[10:17.31] 孟鹤堂:你媳妇跟你妈,
[10:19.25] 就这这俩人啊,
[10:20.47] 一聊起孩子这事,
[10:21.87] 你看他热闹着呢
[10:23.28] 孟鹤堂:诶呦,
[10:26.70] 妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈,
[10:27.44] 我的妈妈呀~
[10:31.71] 那孩子能那么看吗那孩子
[10:33.85] 周九良:怎么呢
[10:35.42] 孟鹤堂:您说您再孤单
[10:35.79] 您再寂寞您再冷
[10:36.10] 您得让孩子歇会,
[10:37.24] 您看那孩子都累成什么样了
[10:38.86] 周九良:哦~
[10:39.46] 孟鹤堂:我在看你儿子在那墙角蹲着,haha~
[10:42.19] 周九良:这不还是狗吗?
[10:45.12] 孟鹤堂:你妈能饶了他吗?你妈说话了
[10:47.64] 周九良:是
[10:48.71] 孟鹤堂:我打小,
[10:49.91] 周九良打小也是
[10:51.31] 你爸爸我们俩一把屎一把尿喂大的
[10:55.79] 周九良:噗饿,什么叫喂大的
[10:57.73] 孟鹤堂:不是,拉扯大的
[10:58.58] 周九良:拉扯大的!
[10:59.99] 孟鹤堂:我们不会看呐你会看呐
[11:02.08] 诶呦妈诶
[11:03.47] 孟鹤堂:那可不一样了
[11:05.07] 现在人都讲究科学抚养
[11:07.25] 周九良:对
[11:07.82] 孟鹤堂:您那老办法儿啊
[11:09.02] 也就看个猴吧
[11:11.13] 周九良:我妈就是个耍猴的!
[11:12.47] 孟鹤堂:怎么着,我这办法看猴,
[11:15.62] 这跟你看着孩子
[11:16.53] 你说保姆都得有个工资吧
[11:18.38] 周九良:诶呀
[11:20.27] 孟鹤堂:我们俩好家伙一分钱没有,
[11:21.87] 你们铁公鸡一毛不拔,不花钱少说话
[11:25.52] 周九良:都少说两句!
[11:26.67] 孟鹤堂:能少说的了吗!
[11:27.55] 周九良:嗷嗯~
[11:28.20] 孟鹤堂:你媳妇又说了
[11:29.20] 周九良:有话好好说
[11:30.87] 孟鹤堂:诶呦妈诶,您说这话我可不爱听了!
[11:34.75] 周九良:啊~
[11:35.68] 孟鹤堂:要不爱看呐您就别看
[11:38.48] 周九良:是!
[11:40.09] 孟鹤堂:您看您跟我爸身体还不错
[11:43.41] 周九良:怎么呢?
[11:44.33] 孟鹤堂:现在国家也开放二胎了
[11:46.13] 周九良:嗯?!
[11:48.33] 孟鹤堂:要么您跟我爸再要一个!
[11:51.61] 周九良:这叫什么话呀这是!
[11:52.90] 孟鹤堂:什么?再要一个!
[11:55.50] 您再要一个咱一块养比着看谁养的好啊
[11:58.83] 周九良:有比这个的么?
[11:59.97] 孟鹤堂:看谁效果灵啊
[12:00.91] 周九良:呵!
[12:02.20] 孟鹤堂:我们那么大岁数了
[12:04.19] 要不要一个还要你管着?
[12:06.17] 周九良:是啊
[12:06.75] 孟鹤堂:你管的着么你
[12:07.97] 周九良:嗯!
[12:09.41] 孟鹤堂:诶呦你恐怕要不出来吧你!
[12:10.39] 周九良:哟~
[12:11.86] 孟鹤堂怎么回事这是,要不出来?
[12:13.22] 周九良:嗯?
[12:14.86] 孟鹤堂:你妈急了把孩子往沙发上一放,
[12:16.69] 不看了孩子不看了以后我们不管了,
[12:20.21] 你们自己管
[12:22.02] 周九良:诶呀
[12:22.44] 孟鹤堂:看见没有
[12:22.85] 我们不看了
[12:23.44] 着不起这急生不了这气
[12:26.89] 周九良:哎呀别生气了
[12:27.54] 孟鹤堂:老头子走咱生一个给他们看看
[12:29.32] 周九良:哎,别说了
[12:29.81] 歌词由心悦小孟仙儿的孟夫人玄月
[12:32.34] 杨木桉 小集 整理而成 谢谢!

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[00:03.01] mèng hè táng: xiàn chǎng yǐ jí diàn shì jī qián de guān zhòng péng yǒu men,
[00:05.68] mèng hè táng zài zhè ér gěi nín bài nián le
[00:11.07] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ ne?
[00:12.77] mèng hè táng: shuí kàn nǐ ya?
[00:14.16] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shén me jiào shuí kàn wǒ ya?
[00:15.99] wǒ yě de gěi dà huǒ ér bài gè nián ya
[00:17.70] mèng hè táng: tā yě gěi nín bài nián le.
[00:19.66] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ lián gè míng r dōu méi yǒu, shì ma wǒ?
[00:23.03] mèng hè táng: tā shì wǒ de dā dàng, tā jiào zhōu gǒu liáng
[00:28.05] zhōu jiǔ liáng: duì, bié qǐ hòng le liè wèi a, jiǔ
[00:30.95] mèng hè táng: wǒ shuō cuò.
[00:32.26] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nín shuō cuò le
[00:33.07] mèng hè táng: tā jiào zhōu gǒu jiǔ
[00:33.95] zhōu jiǔ liáng: dà jiā hǎo
[00:35.13] mèng hè táng: zhōu lǎo shī xiàng sheng shuō de fēi cháng de bù cuò
[00:38.11] zhōu jiǔ liáng: děng huì, zán něi gè zì ér cuò le?
[00:40.86] mèng hè táng: nà nín jiào?
[00:42.65] zhōu jiǔ liáng: gǒu jiǔ zhōu, bú shì
[00:43.89] mèng hè táng: gǒu lǎo shī, gǒu lǎo shī nín
[00:45.40] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhōu jiǔ liáng.
[00:47.11] mèng hè táng: zhōu jiǔ liáng, jiào shén me zhēn a.
[00:48.91] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì
[00:49.65] mèng hè táng: jiào shén me bù chī fàn?
[00:50.93] zhōu jiǔ liáng: bú shì, nà nǐ yě de gěi wǒ shuō duì le.
[00:52.56] mèng hè táng: nǐ jiù jiào gǒu liáng, néng bǎ nǐ wèi gǒu zěn me zhāo?
[00:55.31] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè huà shén me yì sī ya?
[00:58.11] wǒ hǎo bù róng yì wǒ huí lǎo jiā,
[00:59.04] wǒ gěi dà huǒ bài gè nián ya, dé
[01:00.83] mèng hè táng: shì, nǐ huí lǎo jiā le,
[01:02.06] nǐ gěi dà huǒ ér bài nián, nǐ bài.
[01:04.51] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shān dōng de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, dà jiā guò nián
[01:07.16] mèng hè táng: shān xī de guān zhòng dé zuì nǐ le?
[01:11.33] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shān xī de guān zhòng péng yǒu men, dà jiā
[01:13.11] mèng hè táng: shǎn xī de guān zhòng bù guò nián ne?
[01:16.47] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shǎn xī de guān zhòng péng yǒu men
[01:17.50] mèng: hé běi guān zhòng bù guò nián ma
[01:18.75] zhōu: hé běi de guān zhòng
[01:19.68] mèng: běi jīng guān zhòng bù guò nián a
[01:20.79] zhōu: běi jīng de guān zhòng
[01:21.74] mèng: bù yí nuò sī ài lì sī de guān zhòng jiù bù guò nián ma
[01:23.86] zhōu: bù yí nuò sī tā men bù guò nián
[01:30.55] mèng: nà de huá rén bù guò nián ma
[01:32.95] zhōu jiǔ liáng: bù yí nuò sī ài lì sī de huá rén péng yǒu,
[01:34.90] tā men, wǒ bài bù guò lái le
[01:36.79] mèng hè táng: shuō huà bù yán jǐn
[01:38.43] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ bù yě méi shuō ma?
[01:40.17] mèng hè táng: wǒ shuō le,
[01:42.60] wǒ shuō xiàn chǎng yǐ jí diàn shì jī qián de guān zhòng péng yǒu men guò nián hǎo,
[01:44.56] nǐ zěn me shuō de?
[01:46.64] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shuō shān dōng de guān zhòng péng yǒu.
[01:49.04] mèng hè táng: nà bié dì r de guān zhòng bù guò nián ne?
[01:49.88] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nín lǎo jiào zhēn r ya!
[01:50.81] mèng hè táng: duì bú duì, yí gè xiàng sheng yǎn yuán zhàn zài wǔ tái shàng,
[01:53.20] lián jù zhěng huà nǐ dōu shuō bu chū lái.
[01:55.01] zhōu jiǔ liáng: bú shì
[01:55.81] mèng hè táng: nǐ de bú shì wǒ de bú shì
[01:57.05] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ tīng wǒ shuō ya!
[01:57.85] mèng hè táng: nǐ hái gǎn shuō ne?
[01:58.95] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shuō wǒ cuò le.
[01:59.76] mèng hè táng: cuò le, nǐ bù hái tóu àn zì shǒu qù?
[02:02.75] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shàng nǎ ér zì shǒu qù?
[02:04.05] mèng hè táng: yī huì ér hēi māo jǐng cháng jiù dǎi nǐ lái
[02:07.33] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ shì zěn me le, nǐ zhè shì?
[02:08.77] mèng hè táng: gēn wǒ liáo tiān, lái qì bù lái qì?
[02:09.77] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ jiù xiàn zài xiǎng dǎ nǐ!
[02:11.98] mèng hè táng: dǎ wǒ gàn shén me ya?
[02:13.14] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí bù lái qì ya!
[02:14.22] mèng hè táng: zhī dào zhè shì gàn shén me de ma?
[02:15.51] zhōu jiǔ liáng: gàn ma ya?
[02:16.37] mèng hè táng: tái gàng!
[02:17.17] zhōu jiǔ liáng: tái gàng?
[02:17.86] mèng hè táng: duì le
[02:18.86] xiàn zài wǎng shàng xiàn shí shēng huó dāng zhōng,
[02:21.54] zhè zhǒng rén tài duō le!
[02:22.90] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì ma?
[02:23.66] mèng hè táng: āi yōu! nǐ jiù kàn tā men!
[02:25.09] měi tiān qín qín kěn kěn rèn láo rèn yuàn méi rì mò yè dì gāng!
[02:30.18] wèi gāng ér gāng! wèi duì ér duì!
[02:33.43] wú shì shēng fēi, zào chéng le wǎng shàng duō shǎo qǐ bào lì shì jiàn!
[02:38.25] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó!
[02:39.62] mèng hè táng: zán jiù shuō shòu hài zhě,
[02:41.26] qīng zé yì yù, zhòng zé qīng shēng
[02:44.25] nǐ shuō kě hèn bù kě hèn zhèi xiē rén!
[02:46.67] zhōu jiǔ liáng: bú shì, nǐ nà me shēng qì gàn ma ya, nǐ!
[02:49.04] mèng hè táng: wǒ yě shì yǔ yán bào lì de shòu hài zhě!
[02:52.95] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ xiān děng huì ér, wǒ wèn wèn nín!
[02:54.66] nín shòu shuí pò hài le?
[02:56.33] mèng hè táng: fā wēi bó, hěn jiǎn dān
[02:58.97] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuō de shén me?
[02:59.75] mèng hè táng: jiù yī jù huà
[03:00.37] zhōu jiǔ liáng: a?
[03:00.97] mèng hè táng: jīn tiān wǒ jiào wài mài, chī zhá jī! wán le!
[03:05.86] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè yě méi shén me ya!
[03:07.48] mèng hè táng: nǐ zài kàn xià biān píng lùn
[03:08.65] zhōu jiǔ liáng: dǐ xià shuō shí mǒ ya?
[03:10.01] mèng hè táng: yōu, rén jiā gǎi míng le a!
[03:13.89] zhōu jiǔ liáng: yīn yáng guài qì de!
[03:15.08] mèng hè táng: bù jiào mèng hè táng le, rén jiā jīn tiān, jiào wài mài!
[03:20.81] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè míng zì bù cuò!
[03:22.09] mèng hè táng: shì
[03:22.94] zhōu jiǔ liáng: mèng wài mài, wǒ jiào zhōu gǒu liáng!
[03:26.12] zán liǎ fàng yí kuài ér, gǒu liáng wài mài!
[03:30.19] mèng hè táng: nǐ zài kàn xià bian r
[03:31.68] zhōu jiǔ liáng: hái yǒu ne?
[03:33.57] mèng hè táng: yō, nǐ hái chī jī bǎo bǎo,
[03:36.61] jī bǎo bǎo nà me kě ài,
[03:37.37] nǐ yào chī jī bǎo bǎo! nǐ tài bù shàn liáng le, nǐ!
[03:41.82] zhōu jiǔ liáng: hái bù shàn liáng
[03:42.58] mèng hè táng: rén dà xiǎo yě shì tiáo xìng mìng, nǐ xiǎng guò jī de gǎn shòu ma?
[03:46.31] wǒ xiǎng tā gǎn shòu gàn shén me, wǒ yòu méi xià guò dàn
[03:50.73] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ xià gè dàn gǎn shòu yī xià a
[03:52.50] mèng hè táng: wǒ xià de chū lái ma? wǒ
[03:54.52] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó
[03:56.01] mèng hè táng: nǐ shuō zán shuō zhèi xiē rén kě hèn bù kě hèn!
[03:57.23] zhōu jiǔ liáng: què shí yǒu zhè zhǒng rén! dàn shì ne,
[03:59.60] nín bú yào huó zài bié rén de shì jiè lǐ,
[04:02.94] nǐ bù lǐ tā men bù jiù xíng le!
[04:04.50] mèng hè táng: wǒ bù lǐ tā chéng ma!
[04:06.02] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le?
[04:08.51] mèng hè táng: zán jiù shuō wǒ lái dé yún shè, shí nián tóu le ba.
[04:09.55] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shí duō nián le.
[04:11.01] mèng hè táng: duì bú duì, shí duō nián wǒ shì, zhèng qián le!
[04:16.21]
[04:17.25] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ō
[04:18.10] mèng hè táng: zhēng diǎn qián zěn me le!
[04:19.45] zhèng qián, wǒ mǎi chē le, zěn me le!
[04:20.75] zhōu jiǔ liáng: mǎi chē?
[04:22.90] mèng hè táng: wǒ mǎi jǐ liàng chē, wǒ bù gǎn kāi!
[04:25.91] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ zhè mǎi le duō pò dì chē ya?
[04:27.47] qī shǒu de xià lì, nín shì bù gǎn kāi
[04:31.11] nà kāi dào dào shàng, chú le lǎ bā bù xiǎng, nǎ ér dōu xiǎng!
[04:35.25] mèng hè táng: hǎo chē! kǎi yàn, zuò guò ma?
[04:39.00] zhōu jiǔ liáng: méi zuò guò
[04:40.81] mèng hè táng: biāo mǎ, kāi guò ma?
[04:42.48] zhōu jiǔ liáng: chuān guò
[04:44.51] mèng hè táng: chuān pǎo chē a!
[04:45.99] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ zhè bù pǎo xié ma?
[04:48.47] mèng hè táng: biāo mǎ ma jiù yī bào zi ma!
[04:50.19] jiù zhè yàng yào fēi méi fēi nà gè
[04:55.89] zhōu jiǔ liáng: dà huǒ ér dōu cháo xiào nǐ le
[04:57.25] nǐ qiáo jiàn méi yǒu
[04:58.72] nà jiào jié bào, hái biāo mǎ
[05:00.56] nǐ kāi biāo mǎ wǒ kàn kàn!
[05:05.45] mèng hè táng: jiù yī bào zi ma jiù
[05:06.61] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà jiào jié bào
[05:08.17] nǐ dǒng bù dǒng a!
[05:09.28] mèng hè táng: hái yǒu yī shī zi shī zi, zhè yàng!
[05:11.63] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè jiào biāo zhì!
[05:13.06] mèng hè táng: duì duì! hái yǒu yī dà mǎ!
[05:14.17] zhōu jiǔ liáng: fǎ lā lì zěn me dōu zhè yàng a!
[05:17.64] nǐ gào sù wǒ qū bié zài nǎ a?
[05:19.74] mèng hè táng: qū bié a kě néng zài biǎo qíng shàng ba
[05:21.80] zhōu jiǔ liáng: hē!
[05:23.92] kàn de tài xì zhì le
[05:26.99] mèng hè táng: hǎo chē shàng wǒ jiā kàn qù
[05:28.51] yī lā chōu tì, huā lā, quán shì hǎo chē!
[05:30.84] zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi, mó xíng a!
[05:32.87] mèng hè táng: hǎo chē de chē yào shi!
[05:34.01] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zán bié dà chuǎn qì, xíng bù xíng?
[05:34.92] mèng hè táng: jiù zhè me duō hǎo chē, liè wèi
[05:36.19] wǒ měi tiān shàng bān, wǒ qí zì xíng chē!
[05:40.26] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà nín huán bǎo yì shí hái tǐng qiáng!
[05:41.99] mèng hè táng: bú shì, bù gǎn kāi!
[05:44.15] zhōu jiǔ liáng: tōu de ya?
[05:45.67] mèng hè táng: wǒ tōu shuí de? wǒ zì gě ér huā qián mǎi de!
[05:47.67] wǒ tōu shuí de ya?
[05:49.67] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà huā qián mǎi de, dà fāng kāi ma!
[05:51.36] mèng hè táng: wǒ gǎn kāi ma? wǒ gǎn kāi ma?
[05:52.73] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le?
[05:53.87] mèng hè táng: wǒ yī kāi chū qù, nǐ kàn tā men shuō shí mǒ ya!
[05:57.00] ya, mèng hè táng shì xiǎo bái liǎn!
[05:59.04] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó, nín bié shēng qì, shuí shuō de?
[06:04.82] mèng hè táng: duō zhā xīn!
[06:05.52] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí shuō de wǒ zhǎo tā lǐ lùn qù
[06:07.22] mèng hè táng: nǐ shì hǎo dā dàng!
[06:08.21] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà shi!
[06:09.01] jiù wǒ gē zhè mú yàng shuí kàn de shàng tā a!
[06:13.86] mèng hè táng: kàn de shàng nǐ a!
[06:14.93] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ bié bù xìn,
[06:16.04] wǒ céng jīng hái kào liǎn chī guò fàn ne!
[06:18.19] mèng hè táng: nǐ ya?
[06:18.89] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nà shi, nà shi!
[06:19.75] mèng hè táng: nǐ kào liǎn chī guò fàn?
[06:21.62] zhōu jiǔ liáng: chà diǎn ér méi yào le fàn ma, bú shì
[06:25.09] mèng hè táng: kě qì bù kě qì?
[06:26.39] zhōu jiǔ liáng: què shí, wǎng shàng shì yǒu!
[06:28.64] mèng hè táng: bù guāng wǎng shàng yǒu,
[06:29.96] xiàn shí shè huì dāng zhōng zhèi xiē rén yě duō de shì!
[06:32.54] jiù shuō tā xí fù ér ba,
[06:34.36] xiàn shí shēng huó dāng zhōng jiù shì zhè zhǒng rén!
[06:36.10] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì ma?
[06:37.18] mèng hè táng: nǐ jiù kàn tā xí fù ér píng shí,
[06:38.28] lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng
[06:39.94] lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng lǎo gōng!
[06:47.11] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ xí fù ér zhū wěi ba chī duō le shì zěn me zhāo!
[06:49.75] mèng hè táng: lǎo gōng
[06:51.76] zhōu jiǔ liáng: .
[06:52.19] mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn!
[06:52.71] zhōu jiǔ liáng: kàn shén me ya?
[06:53.21] mèng hè táng: nà gè nián qīng de xiǎo gū niáng,
[06:56.67] nà me nián qīng jiù kāi nà me hǎo de chē,
[06:57.99] nà qián yí dìng bú shì hǎo lái dào!
[07:00.58] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ zěn me nà me shuō ya!
[07:02.07] mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn nǎ, nǐ kàn nǎ, nǐ kàn nǎ!
[07:04.12] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǎ ér ne?
[07:05.64] mèng hè táng: ràng nǐ kàn nǐ jiù kàn!
[07:07.40] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè bù nǐ ràng wǒ kàn de ma?
[07:09.47] mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn tā nǐ dōu bù kàn wǒ gē!
[07:10.68] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ bù kàn zhe nǐ de ma!
[07:12.19] mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn le ma, nǐ kàn le ma!
[07:13.38] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ zhè shì piǎo le yī yǎn, sā me yī yǎn!
[07:16.51] zěn me le? méi zhǔn, nín bié shēng qì,
[07:20.04] xí fù, nín bié shēng qì, xiāo xiāo huǒ!
[07:21.57] méi zhǔn rén jiā jiù shì yí gè nián qīng de qǐ yè jiā!
[07:24.71] mèng hè táng: nǐ shì bú shì kàn shàng tā le?
[07:26.35] hēng bù lǐ nǐ le!
[07:27.43]
[07:31.33] nǐ kàn nǐ xí fù ér shì bú shì zhè yàng?
[07:32.98] zhōu jiǔ liáng: tā píng shí què shí hǎo nào téng!
[07:34.62] mèng hè táng: bù guāng tā xí fù zhè yàng,
[07:36.31] tā jiā yī jiā zǐ dōu zhè yàng!
[07:38.11] zhōu jiǔ liáng: āi yā, wǒ men jiā rén zěn me zhāo nǐ le
[07:39.33] mèng hè táng: wǒ lái shān dōng wǒ dé qù tā men jiā bài gè nián ba
[07:41.09] zhōu jiǔ liáng:
[07:43.33] mèng hè táng: yī shàng tā men jiā, yī jìn lóu dào,
[07:44.50] tā men jiā nà duì lián gēn bié rén jiā dōu bù yí yàng!
[07:47.03] zhōu jiǔ liáng: lín jū jiā tiē shén me ne?
[07:48.37] mèng hè táng: rén jiā tiē shén me ne
[07:49.19] tiān zēng suì yuè rén zēng shòu chūn mǎn qián kūn fú mǎn mén
[07:52.15] héng pī xǐ yíng xīn chūn
[07:54.03] zhōu jiǔ liáng: tài sú le
[07:54.80] mèng hè táng: nǐ kàn tā men jiā
[07:55.57] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ men jiā ne?
[07:56.60] mèng hè táng: tā men jiā
[07:57.58] gāng tiān gāng dì gāng kōng qì
[07:57.91] duì diē duì mā duì quán jiā
[07:59.08] héng pī gāng shàng kāi huā
[08:00.69] zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi, hǎo
[08:04.19] wǒ men jiā zhè duì lián zěn me zhè me rè nào ne
[08:06.27] mèng hè táng: rè nào a yī jìn wū gèng rè nào
[08:07.42] zhōu jiǔ liáng: a? shén me chǎng jǐng a
[08:08.68] mèng hè táng: yī jìn wū tā mā zài hōng hái zi ne!
[08:10.28] zhōu jiǔ liáng: xiǎng shòu tiān lún zhī lè ne!
[08:11.70] mèng hè táng: ná yī shéng ér bǎ hái zi shuān zhe
[08:13.68] zhè lāo zháo zǒu dǎ kāi le guì
[08:15.67] kāi kāi le xiāng ná yí gè mào zi nǐ dài shàng
[08:18.81] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ mā shuǎ hóu ne! zhè shì!
[08:23.09] zěn me hái ná xiàn shuān zhe a?
[08:24.40] mèng hè táng: bù shuān chéng ma?
[08:25.37] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le?
[08:25.91] mèng hè táng: bù shuān chéng ma?
[08:26.48] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me le?
[08:27.17] mèng hè táng: bù shuān zhe tā men jiā hái zi chāi shā fā!
[08:29.60] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ shēng yī hā shì qí a wǒ!
[08:31.79] mèng hè táng: hái zi nào téng ya!
[08:33.02] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó
[08:33.48] mèng hè táng: nǐ zài kàn tā bà bà!
[08:34.34] zhōu jiǔ liáng: duì
[08:35.73] mèng hè táng: tā bà ne zài zhè xiù huā ní!
[08:36.55] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè tiān shén me máo bìng le zhè shì?
[08:40.32] mèng hè táng: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā
[08:43.47] duō rè nào a
[08:44.83] jiù tā xí fù ér zuì ān jìng
[08:46.42] zhōu jiǔ liáng: tā gàn ma ne
[08:47.35] mèng hè táng: shàng diào ne
[08:47.79] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó, shàng diào?!
[08:49.53] mèng hè táng: bú shì, nòng gēn shéng ér diào zhe ne!
[08:51.33] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè bù jiù shì shàng diào ma?
[08:52.83] mèng hè táng: bú shì, nòng gēn bù diào bó zi diào jiǎo bó zi
[08:54.78] zhōu jiǔ liáng: diào jiǎo bó zi
[08:56.67] mèng hè táng: jiǎo bó zi
[08:56.91] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè jiào yú jiā
[08:58.18] mèng hè táng: diào zhe ne
[08:59.30] zhōu jiǔ liáng: nǐ bù dǒng bié hú shuō!
[09:00.43] mèng hè táng: wǒ yī jìn wū nǐ bà bà kàn wǒ lái le a
[09:02.30] nǐ bà bà zhàn qǐ gēn wǒ dǎ zhāo hū
[09:03.66] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì
[09:03.97] mèng hè táng: éi ruǐ éi ruǐ éi
[09:05.59] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí gěi wǒ bà bà jì shang le
[09:07.17] mèng hè táng: bú shì
[09:07.78] nǐ bà bà yī zhàn qǐ lái dōu nǐ xí fù nà shéng shàng le
[09:10.34] zhōu jiǔ liáng: hē zěn me nà me luàn ne
[09:12.27] mèng hè táng: wǒ shuō wǒ zhǎo dì fāng zuò ba
[09:13.33] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó
[09:14.09] mèng hè táng: zhǎo dì fāng zuò ba
[09:14.97] zuò nǐ bà bà gēn qián
[09:15.92] zhōu jiǔ liáng: liáo liáo tiān
[09:16.64] mèng hè táng: bài gè nián
[09:17.16] dà yé guò nián tǐng hǎo de
[09:18.95] gěi nín bài nián
[09:20.57] mèng hè táng: è tǐng hǎo tǐng hǎo
[09:23.56] nǐ men zhè nián qīng rén méi shì duō guān xīn guān xīn guó jiā dà shì
[09:30.43] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó lǎo nián rén ài cāo xīn
[09:31.19] mèng hè táng: nǐ xí fù zhè huì ér shuō huà le
[09:32.03] mèng hè táng: yō, zhè shuí a zhè shuí a zhè shuí a zhè shuí ya zhè shì
[09:37.67] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ xí fù zěn me jiàn le shuí dōu zhè yàng a?
[09:39.53] mèng hè táng: zhè bù mèng gē ma zhè bú shì
[09:40.91] zhōu jiǔ liáng: kàn jiàn nǐ le
[09:42.06] mèng hè táng: bié tīng lǎo yé zǐ de
[09:42.85] méi shì kàn kàn tiān qì yù bào ba
[09:45.35] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó
[09:46.07] mèng hè táng: chū mén hái néng duǒ zhe diǎn ér léi
[09:47.79] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè huà lǐ yǒu cì ér a!
[09:50.24] mèng hè táng: zhè shì zěn me, shì, wǒ píng shí yě kàn tiān qì yù bào
[09:53.52] nǐ shuō xià yǔ nǐ shuō yě bù xià
[09:58.29] mèng hè táng: shì a, nǐ méi chū qù zhàn zhe qù
[10:00.55] nǐ chū qù zhàn yī huì ér jiù xià le
[10:02.63] hái néng bǎ léi yǐn xià lái ne!
[10:05.14] mèng hè táng: nǐ jiā rén duì wǒ yǒu yì jiàn
[10:08.48] zhōu jiǔ liáng: bù néng, tā píng shí shuō huà dōu zhè yàng
[10:09.98] mèng hè táng: dài yī huì wǒ cái fā xiàn,
[10:11.95] píng shí shuō huà hái zhēn jiù zhè yàng,
[10:13.47] tā bù guāng duì wǒ a, shuí dōu duì
[10:16.15] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shuí gēn shuí a?
[10:17.31] mèng hè táng: nǐ xí fù gēn nǐ mā,
[10:19.25] jiù zhè zhè liǎ rén a,
[10:20.47] yī liáo qǐ hái zi zhè shì,
[10:21.87] nǐ kàn tā rè nào zhe ne
[10:23.28] mèng hè táng: éi yōu,
[10:26.70] mā mā mā mā mā mā mā mā mā mā,
[10:27.44] wǒ de mā mā ya
[10:31.71] nà hái zi néng nà me kàn ma nà hái zi
[10:33.85] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me ne
[10:35.42] mèng hè táng: nín shuō nín zài gū dān
[10:35.79] nín zài jì mò nín zài lěng
[10:36.10] nín dé ràng hái zi xiē huì,
[10:37.24] nín kàn nà hái zǐ dōu lèi chéng shén me yàng le
[10:38.86] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ó
[10:39.46] mèng hè táng: wǒ zài kàn nǐ ér zi zài nà qiáng jiǎo dūn zhe, haha
[10:42.19] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè bù hái shì gǒu ma?
[10:45.12] mèng hè táng: nǐ mā néng ráo le tā ma? nǐ mā shuō huà le
[10:47.64] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì
[10:48.71] mèng hè táng: wǒ dǎ xiǎo,
[10:49.91] zhōu jiǔ liáng dǎ xiǎo yě shì
[10:51.31] nǐ bà bà wǒ men liǎ yī bǎ shǐ yī bǎ niào wèi dà de
[10:55.79] zhōu jiǔ liáng: pū è, shén me jiào wèi dà de
[10:57.73] mèng hè táng: bú shì, lā chě dà de
[10:58.58] zhōu jiǔ liáng: lā chě dà de!
[10:59.99] mèng hè táng: wǒ men bú huì kàn nà nǐ huì kàn nà
[11:02.08] éi yōu mā éi
[11:03.47] mèng hè táng: nà kě bù yí yàng le
[11:05.07] xiàn zài rén dōu jiǎng jiū kē xué fǔ yǎng
[11:07.25] zhōu jiǔ liáng: duì
[11:07.82] mèng hè táng: nín nà lǎo bàn fǎ ér a
[11:09.02] yě jiù kàn gè hóu ba
[11:11.13] zhōu jiǔ liáng: wǒ mā jiù shì gè shuǎ hóu de!
[11:12.47] mèng hè táng: zěn me zhāo, wǒ zhè bàn fǎ kàn hóu,
[11:15.62] zhè gēn nǐ kàn zhe hái zi
[11:16.53] nǐ shuō bǎo mǔ dōu dé yǒu gè gōng zī ba
[11:18.38] zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi ya
[11:20.27] mèng hè táng: wǒ men liǎ hǎo jiā huo yī fēn qián méi yǒu,
[11:21.87] nǐ men tiě gōng jī yī máo bù bá, bù huā qián shǎo shuō huà
[11:25.52] zhōu jiǔ liáng: dōu shǎo shuō liǎng jù!
[11:26.67] mèng hè táng: néng shǎo shuō de le ma!
[11:27.55] zhōu jiǔ liáng: áo
[11:28.20] mèng hè táng: nǐ xí fù yòu shuō le
[11:29.20] zhōu jiǔ liáng: yǒu huà hǎo hǎo shuō
[11:30.87] mèng hè táng: éi yōu mā éi, nín shuō zhè huà wǒ kě bù ài tīng le!
[11:34.75] zhōu jiǔ liáng: a
[11:35.68] mèng hè táng: yào bù ài kàn nà nín jiù bié kàn
[11:38.48] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì!
[11:40.09] mèng hè táng: nín kàn nín gēn wǒ bà shēn tǐ hái bù cuò
[11:43.41] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zěn me ne?
[11:44.33] mèng hè táng: xiàn zài guó jiā yě kāi fàng èr tāi le
[11:46.13] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ?!
[11:48.33] mèng hè táng: yào me nín gēn wǒ bà zài yào yí gè!
[11:51.61] zhōu jiǔ liáng: zhè jiào shén me huà ya zhè shì!
[11:52.90] mèng hè táng: shén me? zài yào yí gè!
[11:55.50] nín zài yào yí gè zán yí kuài yǎng bǐ zhe kàn shuí yǎng de hǎo a
[11:58.83] zhōu jiǔ liáng: yǒu bǐ zhè gè de me?
[11:59.97] mèng hè táng: kàn shuí xiào guǒ líng a
[12:00.91] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ā!
[12:02.20] mèng hè táng: wǒ men nà me dà suì shù le
[12:04.19] yào bú yào yí gè hái yào nǐ guǎn zhe?
[12:06.17] zhōu jiǔ liáng: shì a
[12:06.75] mèng hè táng: nǐ guǎn de zhe me nǐ
[12:07.97] zhōu jiǔ liáng: !
[12:09.41] mèng hè táng: éi yōu nǐ kǒng pà yào bù chū lái ba nǐ!
[12:10.39] zhōu jiǔ liáng: yō
[12:11.86] mèng hè táng zěn me huí shì zhè shì, yào bù chū lái?
[12:13.22] zhōu jiǔ liáng: ?
[12:14.86] mèng hè táng: nǐ mā jí le bǎ hái zi wǎng shā fā shàng yī fàng,
[12:16.69] bù kàn le hái zi bù kàn le yǐ hòu wǒ men bù guǎn le,
[12:20.21] nǐ men zì jǐ guǎn
[12:22.02] zhōu jiǔ liáng: éi ya
[12:22.44] mèng hè táng: kàn jiàn méi yǒu
[12:22.85] wǒ men bù kàn le
[12:23.44] zhe bù qǐ zhè jí shēng bù liǎo zhè qì
[12:26.89] zhōu jiǔ liáng: āi yā bié shēng qì le
[12:27.54] mèng hè táng: lǎo tóu zi zǒu zán shēng yí gè gěi tā men kàn kàn
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[12:29.81] gē cí yóu xīn yuè xiǎo mèng xiān ér de mèng fū rén xuán yuè
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