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1:1 I am alive. I am a Man. |
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1:2 I am the oldest man alive. |
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1:3 I have been alive forever. |
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1:4 I sit atop My mountain stronghold and I look down at the other men |
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at My feet and I laugh. I laugh at you. You, the Lesser Men, you, |
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whose lives flicker by Me like a cloud of gnats |
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1:5 You are born and you die as I open and close My eyes to blink. |
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1:6 I watched as My slaves built for Me the Pyramids. I spoke the |
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words as they were carved onto the Rosetta stone. I watched as Rome |
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burned, as Pompeii was crushed and as the Twin Towers fell. |
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1:7 I have always been. And I will always be. You may see Me, though |
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you will not know Me. You may see Me at the club, you may see Me on |
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the street, you will be dazzled by My golden chains, by My spinning |
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wheels, by My shining clothes. |
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1:8 I have the biggest Hat in the world. It's got a million diamonds |
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hanging from its brim, it's been dyed the color that no painter has |
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ever been able to mix, and it could shade all the starving children of |
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the world at the same time. |
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1:9 I live in the biggest house in the world. It's the size of a |
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hundred cities. I can sleep in a different room each night, and my |
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bedspread is woven from the hairs of Queens. I drive the fastest car |
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in the world, its seats are made from human skin. Its lights is |
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brighter than a billion suns and its windshield is made out of |
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diamonds and dreams. |
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1:10 And oh yeah, I make the loudest beats in the world, when my kick |
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drum booms cities crumble and fall. So if you hear my music pumping |
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you're gonna get ****ed up. |
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1:11 I don't have a dick. I don't have a dick. I don't have a dick. |
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I don't have a dick. |
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1:12 I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick dick dick I don't dick I don't have. |
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1:13 I get the finest ass in the world that gets lined up just to |
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smell my sweat. I can **** a hundred people at once 'cause I can make |
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you come with my eyes. |
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1:14 I have the biggest gun in the world, it can shoot a hole right |
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through the Sun. It's like a million atom bombs in my hand while I |
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can shoot you in the head just for fun. |
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1:15 I don't have a dick. I don't have a dick. I don't have a dick. |
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I don't have a dick. |
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1:16 I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I |
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don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have a dick I don't have |
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a dick I don't have a dick. |
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2:1 This song is not a metaphor. I do not mean this symbolically. I |
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literally don't have a dick. This is my actual physical condition. I |
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am missing the biological male reproductive organ. I do not have a |
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vagina in its place, I am now and has always been male. I did not |
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once have a dick and lose it by my choice or otherwise, nor will I |
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ever have one. I am not feminized by this lack. Do not take this to |
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mean that I lack for phallos in the psychoanalytic sense, I am not |
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powerless, I am not sterile. It is from overcompensation from my |
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dicklessness that I have achieved authority and omnipotense. I am not |
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great and powerful Because I don't have a dick. I am great and |
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powerful And I don't have a dick. This does not make me anti-dick. I |
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am not suggesting the removal of dicks and I do not advocate |
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castration. This is merely an explanation of a coincidental fact. |
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For Me, posessing or not posessing a dick affects absolutely nothing. |
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I am simply revealing to You, the Listener, through the song my actual |
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biological state. So now that We understand each other, sing with Me |
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the Four Tenents of Our new Civization. |
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2:2 POWER. HONOR. AMBITION. FUTURE. |
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2:3 POWER, no dick. HONOR, no dick. AMBITION, no dick. FUTURE, no |
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dick. |
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2:4 I don't have a dick. I don't have a dick. I don't have a dick. |
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I don't have a dick. |
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2:5 I don't have a dick dick dick. I don't have a dick dick dick. I |
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don't have a dick dick dick. I don't have a di-i-ick. I don't have a |
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di-i-ick. I don't have a di-i-ick. I don't have a di-i-ick. I don't |
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have a di-i-ick. |
