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Women asked how many times I practiced promiscuity |
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That depends...before or after I hit puberty? |
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I was six watchin hoes slob |
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The dough mom gave the babysitter also covered the blow job |
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Older cousin's tongue bathed the balls |
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I confess, I was molested at seven. No complaints at all |
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And if I did complain, it's when she'd give me brain |
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And teeth scrape my dick like a dog playing frisbee games |
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When I pay for snatch, I'll eat a cat's bleedin |
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And keep the reciepts as a write off for tax season |
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I'll take your slore home, |
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Let her pick her favorite thong, |
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Play DJ and have her suck me off to her favorite song |
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Make sure the handycam is on |
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**** a threesome, I'm takin you, your mom, your niece and your granny on |
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And any other family member with tits and a cunt |
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Whip my dick out at the reunion like..."Is this what you want?" |
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Cuz.. |
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If it's a dick you want, I got inches |
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If it's a chick you want, I got bitches |
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Whether lesbian, or the best of friends |
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You can spread your legs open and let me it |
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What's a nice girl like you doin suckin my cock? |
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Or gettin pulled over for speedin and ****in a cop? |
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Whether you loved it or not, you still did it to get out of a ticket |
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Now suck my dick before I beat the shit outta you with it |
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Want a milkshake? Suck the shit out and you'll get it |
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Six four and I'll **** the shit out of a midget |
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Lived out most men's dreams when I was seventeen |
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Been through more shit than most porn stars ever seen |
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I'm not sure which bitch to bone next |
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I got AT&T operators callin me for phone sex |
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I'll make you get wet, cum til you smile and moan |
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And once I bust a nut all you'll hear is a dial tone |
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Imagine me givin one shit about a dumb bitch |
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Coulda wrote a book titled 'One Million and One Clits' |
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To which of you bitches am I givin it to? |
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When they get to know me first I'm diggin you...now |
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Let me stick my dick in you |
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[repeat chorus x2] |
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In the middle of the night, |
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Pillow fight, |
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With a widow and a dyke |
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Dress up as the ex-husband with the widow on the right |
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To my left is the dyke, |
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As I bite on the nipple of her tit, |
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Pushed the widow's head to nibble on her clit |
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Tape it and sell it off the net |
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For a bitch mad I did it without consent, you're awfully wet |
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Got hoes suspicious. Even one peg leg bitches |
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After I came, ****ed em with they own leg |
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They ain't know the difference |
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Your cunt's wet and your pants are soaked with it |
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I don't discriminate, even cancer hoes get it |
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So open up, I'ma cram your throat with it |
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I want you to suck just like the antedote's in it |
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All you strong women claimin queen to the universe, |
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I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream on your newest skirt |
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So the moral of the story |
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Is you ain't gettin backstage if you ain't givin oral in a orgy |
