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She wore an apron that was covered in gravy stains |
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She had a little green book, and she had varicose veins |
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I was tired, I was hungry, I was ready to snap |
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She dropped the steaming gumbo right in my lap |
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I was alone, otherwise I would have trashed the place |
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But I was soothed by the Muzak and a beautiful face |
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The meat was chewy and the chicken was bland |
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I'm not a pigeon, but she had me eating out of her hand |
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And I feel, and I feel, and I feel like a milkshake |
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I never ordered a slice of life ala mode |
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What I need is an earthquake |
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I could hide in a crack in the road |
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And I feel like a milkshake |
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She started sponging my pants, it really tickled |
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She took my plate and sank her teeth into my pickle |
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She sat down in my lap and started picking my teeth |
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She was naked as a baby underneath |
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We were lost in a dream on a bed of fluffy rice |
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When I was grabbed by the chef, he had a grip like a vise |
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He had gold medallions and a hairy chest |
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I gave him back his wife, but he was still depressed |
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And I feel, and I feel, and I feel like a milkshake |
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I never ordered a slice of life ala mode |
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What I need is an earthquake |
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I could hide in a crack in the road |
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And I feel like a milkshake |
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I tipped heavy so they wouldn't think the English were mean. |
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I saw a ground beef patty hit the coffee machine |
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I could tell this gorilla was the moody kind |
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I could have used a doggy bag, but I changed my mind |
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One of these hungry days when my luck runs dry |
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I'm gonna meet that Great Soda Jerk in the sky |
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He'll set the blender for that final frappe |
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Wipe the fudge from his beard, and then he'll probably say |
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Do you feel, do you feel, do you feel like a milkshake |
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At the end of your slice of life a la mode? |
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We could split a devil's food cake |
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But the man with the van never showed |
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So we'll both have a milkshake |
