| [00:12.92] | 岳：大家！过年好哇！ |
| [00:17.10] | 孙：哎呦喂，真热闹！ |
| [00:18.00] | 岳：太开心了！ |
| [00:18.88] | 孙：嗯 |
| [00:19.76] | 岳：每个人都有笑脸啊 |
| [00:20.52] | 孙：对。 |
| [00:20.54] | 岳：特别开心 |
| [00:21.76] | 岳：上台来我们俩先做个自我介绍 |
| [00:23.63] | 孙：诶，这是规矩。 |
| [00:25.13] | 岳：我是德云社的相声演员，我叫岳云鹏 |
| [00:27.29] | 孙：诶，诶 |
| [00:29.40] | 岳：不用不用，不用掌声不用（笑） |
| [00:32.64] | 孙：您这要掌声的嫌疑，有点害臊 |
| [00:35.28] | 岳：这是我的搭档，孙老师 |
| [00:38.16] | 孙：诶，是我（岳：孙越） |
| [00:42.84] | 孙：你看咱这人缘 |
| [00:44.70] | 岳：不用不用哈，我们两个合作十来年了（孙：是） |
| [00:46.61] | 岳：他对我也特别的好（孙：嗯） |
| [00:48.60] | 岳：经常地帮助我！ |
| [00:50.72] | 孙： 嗯，帮忙啊 |
| [00:51.65] | 岳：经常地提携我（孙：对） |
| [00:52.97] | 岳：特别好，经常提携我，真的，经常给我提鞋 |
| [00:57.84] | 孙：？？ |
| [00:59.51] | 孙：您等会儿您等会儿？我给你提鞋？ |
| [01:03.22] | 岳：昂？ |
| [01:04.61] | 孙：我自己弯腰都费劲儿知道吗？我给你提鞋我？ |
| [01:09.29] | 岳：帮助我 |
| [01:10.66] | 孙：诶，帮忙帮助哇 |
| [01:11.89] | 岳：诶，其实大家可能对我不太了解啊 |
| [01:14.60] | 孙：您说说？ |
| [01:15.54] | 岳：我啊，我其实是一个特别有文化的人 |
| [01:18.44] | （观众：噫————） |
| [01:20.82] | 孙：我可没瞧出来 |
| [01:21.96] | 岳：真的，我喜欢看书 |
| [01:23.22] | 孙：哦豁，好看书 |
| [01:25.34] | 岳：诶，咱们俗话说得好，（孙：您说） |
| [01:26.20] | 岳：书中自有颜如玉（孙：书中自有黄金屋） |
| [01:29.14] | 岳：开卷有益 |
| [01:30.30] | 孙：对对对 |
| [01:31.40] | 岳：书里有很多的知识值得我们去学习 |
| [01:33.20] | 孙：诶这没错 |
| [01:34.67] | 孙：我喜欢 |
| [01:34.80] | 岳：你喜欢看书吗？ |
| [01:35.59] | 岳：真的？ |
| [01:36.33] | 孙：我爱看书 |
| [01:37.74] | 岳：你喜欢看书！ |
| [01:38.57] | 孙：诶，我喜欢看书 |
| [01:39.39] | 岳：太好了，书也喜欢让你看。来，看看书，来。来，看书啊 |
| [01:50.28] | 孙：婶儿我就不看看了？ |
| [01:52.30] | 岳：看婶儿干什么？ |
| [01:53.56] | 孙：哪个shu啊？ |
| [01:54.82] | 岳：书卷的书 |
| [01:55.41] | 孙：书籍！ |
| [01:56.23] | 岳：书里面有太多的知识（孙：欸是是是）让我们去学习。比如说每家每户都有这个新华字典 |
| [02:01.89] | 孙：诶，都有 |
| [02:02.66] | 岳：对吧？你能保证字典上八万多字你都认识吗？ |
| [02:06.83] | 岳：不一定吧？（孙：嗯）这样，孙老师（孙：您说）我出一个主意 |
| [02:06.87] | 孙：哎呦，不敢保证 |
| [02:09.71] | 孙：什么主意？ |
| [02:10.95] | 岳：我考您一个字 |
| [02:12.43] | 孙：哦，考我个字儿 |
| [02:14.31] | 岳：看您认识不认识 |
| [02:15.78] | 孙：我认识我告诉你 |
| [02:16.85] | 岳：大家也可以写一写啊，猜猜是什么字 |
| [02:19.38] | 孙：您说是什么字？ |
| [02:20.47] | 岳：很神奇的一个字啊（孙：诶您说说）左边一个人，右边一个人，底下一横。念什么？ |
| [02:29.71] | （观众：丛——） |
| [02:37.17] | 岳：念什么？ |
| [02:37.97] | 孙：没听见呀，丛！诶 |
| [02:41.60] | 岳：丛林的丛。但是我认为这个字不应该念丛 |
| [02:44.34] | 孙：那念什么呀？ |
| [02:45.36] | 岳：念，双人床 |
| [02:46.85] | 孙：双…？？ |
| [02:49.52] | 岳：哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:53.58] | 孙：那个您先等一会儿（岳：形象不形象？） |
| [02:55.74] | 岳：您先等一会儿您先等一会儿 |
| [02:58.41] | 孙：咱先不说他念得对不对啊（岳：嗯嗯）这一个字怎么念三个音啊？ |
| [03:01.23] | 岳：一个字三个音儿怎么了？ |
| [03:02.59] | 孙：这不一个字一个音儿啊？ |
| [03:04.64] | 岳：很多字都一个字儿三个音啊 |
| [03:06.38] | 孙：还有什么字儿啊 |
| [03:07.18] | 岳：我问你这个字念什么？ |
| [03:09.79] | 孙：这什么呀这是？ |
| [03:12.66] | 岳：达卜溜啊 |
| [03:14.12] | 孙：什么？达卜溜？！不不，一个字啊，达卜溜，这不英文吗？ |
| [03:21.20] | 岳：中国字也有啊（孙：您说说）一个瓦片的瓦，（孙：瓦片的瓦）里面有一个千万的千字，念什么？ |
| [03:27.90] | 孙：千万……写错了吧？ |
| [03:30.10] | 岳：不认识，说写错了（笑） |
| [03:31.79] | 孙：这念什么呀？ |
| [03:33.25] | 岳：这个字，念“千瓦” |
| [03:37.32] | 孙：哦~~~从里面往外边念，哦豁 |
| [03:44.50] | 岳：左边一个人右边一个人底下一横，应该念双人床 |
| [03:46.83] | 孙：你看他有他的讲法 |
| [03:51.85] | 岳：诶！那我再问你（诶）一个人，底下一横，念什么 |
| [03:55.56] | 孙：啧…单人床。我觉得不念单人床 |
| [04:00.60] | 岳：应该念什么？ |
| [04:02.45] | 孙：好寂寞。（笑）你看看那个样子 |
| [04:12.20] | 岳：那单人床多没意思啊 |
| [04:13.36] | 孙：这是开玩笑 |
| [04:15.41] | 岳：不是胡说，我真的是一个有文化的人。 |
| [04:16.47] | 孙：你有什么文化？ |
| [04:17.75] | 岳：我最近呐，写了一首诗 |
| [04:18.86] | 孙：谁啊？ |
| [04:19.50] | 岳：我 |
| [04:20.23] | 孙：您还写诗呐？ |
| [04:21.51] | 岳：当然了（孙：昂~）不过很惭愧，这首诗只有三句 |
| [04:24.61] | 孙：那就是不会。有三句的诗嘛？ |
| [04:29.33] | 岳：当然有啦，（孙：您说说？）汉高祖刘邦有首诗叫《大风歌》，就是三句 |
| [04:35.84] | 孙：《大风歌》是三句？ |
| [04:37.29] | 岳：当然了（您给我们念念听听）我给您朗诵一下啊 |
| [04:38.49] | 孙：来来来来来 |
| [04:39.11] | 岳：大风歌，大风~~车！吱呀悠悠地转！“快乐滴小伙伴真好看~天好看~地好看~还有一群快乐滴小伙伴~嘿！” |
| [04:57.12] | 孙：这还嘿还！ |
| [04:59.84] | 岳：怎么了你们都？ |
| [05:01.76] | 孙：这小伙伴全来了 |
| [05:02.76] | 岳：成排的阿姨，“小伙伴~” |
| [05:05.30] | 孙：这阿姨哄你们呢这。怎么样 |
| [05:07.26] | 岳：（孙：您这是大风车）大风起兮云飞扬。（孙：诶这是大风歌）威加海内兮归故乡！（孙：嗯！）安得猛士兮守四方！ |
| [05:16.47] | 孙：守四方！ |
| [05:17.74] | 岳：守四方听过吗？ |
| [05:18.65] | 孙：守四方还有歌？ |
| [05:20.00] | 岳：“守四方~那路迢迢~水长长~（孙：别唱了）迷迷茫茫~“我不能起个头？” |
| [05:30.97] | 孙：他这起头就起的对嘛？你们就跟着唱？那走四方 |
| [05:36.10] | 岳：咱们是守四方 |
| [05:36.65] | 孙：欸对对对对 |
| [05:37.63] | 岳：这是别人的诗，（孙：是啊）我自己也有一首诗 |
| [05:40.53] | 孙：您诗叫什么名字啊？ |
| [05:42.20] | 岳：诗的名字叫，你说 |
| [05:43.27] | 孙：你说？您说说 |
| [05:44.71] | 岳：嗯 |
| [05:45.44] | 孙：特别有诗意，您来来您来来 |
| [05:47.20] | 岳：哎呀我都害臊 |
| [05:47.81] | 孙：听着听着 |
| [05:53.66] | 岳：第一句（孙：第一句）你说~~嘴巴嘟嘟！嘟嘟~嘟嘟嘟~嘟一下 |
| [06:05.63] | （观众：就会来了——） |
| [06:11.29] | 岳：这都是我的读者！ |
| [06:12.90] | 孙：行了行了！这不歌嘛这不是？您别胡来了啊，您到底有什么知识水平拿出了呢？ |
| [06:20.28] | 岳：什么能耐啊？ |
| [06:20.83] | 孙：昂？ |
| [06:21.36] | 岳：我最喜欢作对 |
| [06:23.38] | 孙：谁啊？ |
| [06:23.93] | 岳：我 |
| [06:25.58] | 孙：你喜欢作对（孙：昂）逮谁跟谁作对？ |
| [06:29.98] | 岳：那人不抽我啊？作对联！ |
| [06:30.95] | 孙：哦！写对子！（岳：诶！）不是我瞧不起您啊，写对子那规矩您知道吗？ |
| [06:36.18] | 岳：我当然知道了！（您说说）上联是一个字，下联就得一个字 |
| [06:40.90] | 孙：对字嘛 |
| [06:42.20] | 岳：上联是两个字，下联就得两个字 |
| [06:43.93] | 孙：两个字 |
| [06:44.95] | 岳：上联是一万个字，下联就得一万个字 |
| [06:48.10] | 孙：一，一万个字？我们家这得多高的门框啊这是！ |
| [06:52.93] | 岳：你贴两张同样的报纸啊！ |
| [06:55.53] | 孙：嘿？！改读报栏儿了。您这不行啊，这是字数要求，还有韵律要求 |
| [07:03.90] | 岳：当然有要求了！ |
| [07:04.26] | 孙：您说说 |
| [07:08.78] | 岳：天下无语不成对儿（这是老话）讲究的是天对地（嗯！）雨对风（是！）大陆对长空！ |
| [07:11.78] | 雷隐隐，雾蒙蒙，山花对海树（嗯），赤日对苍穹。平仄平仄平平仄，仄平仄平仄仄平！仄仄平！ |
| [07:30.72] | 孙：哼？？都是有文化啊这人啊，我天啊，这韵律还是对子 |
| [07:35.10] | 岳：对吧 |
| [07:35.58] | 孙：是是是。您跟那说着啊，一个字您能给对一个字 |
| [07:39.58] | 岳：我给您对一个字 |
| [07:41.68] | 孙：我要儿给您出一个字的上联呢？ |
| [07:42.39] | 岳：我给你对一个字的下联 |
| [07:43.86] | 孙：那您听我这上联 |
| [07:44.86] | 岳：嗯 |
| [07:46.53] | 孙：我这上联就一个字啊，是上 |
| [07:48.53] | 孙：嗯 |
| [07:48.77] | 岳：我给您对，下！ |
| [07:52.24] | 孙：对什么？诶，对下？ |
| [07:53.90] | 岳：上对下，忐对忑 |
| [07:54.44] | 孙：哦！忐忑 |
| [07:55.54] | 岳：对，天对地，（孙：不是我没问这个）雨对风，大陆对长空！（孙：我，我没问）雷隐隐，雾蒙蒙 |
| [08:00.54] | （孙：行）山花对海树，赤日对苍穹。平仄平仄平平仄，仄平仄平仄仄平！仄仄平！ |
| [08:19.22] | （观众欢呼） |
| [08:20.31] | 岳：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！ |
| [08:22.84] | 孙：您是不是有点幻听了？ |
| [08:25.21] | 岳：这都是我的同学们！ |
| [08:26.48] | 孙：什么同学们，我就问你上一个对下一个就完了 |
| [08:28.94] | 岳：上对下！ |
| [08:29.90] | 孙：那后面的别说，没问你！你说那干嘛？ |
| [08:32.40] | 岳：我拦不住！ |
| [08:34.40] | 孙：你得控制点自己知道吗？ |
| [08:35.28] | 岳：行行行 |
| [08:36.41] | 孙：上对什么？上对下是吧？ |
| [08:36.89] | 岳：上对下 |
| [08:37.97] | 孙：您听我这一个字的上联（嗯）我这一个字的上联是，天！ |
| [08:41.24] | 岳：天！ |
| [08:41.67] | 孙：天，我说这干嘛我？！嘿？！ |
| [08:44.46] | 岳：天对地，雨对风，大陆对长空！雷隐隐（孙：我给雷过去了），雾蒙蒙，（孙：啧，哎） |
| [08:47.46] | 山花对海树，赤日对苍穹。平仄平仄平平仄，仄平仄平仄仄平！仄仄平！ |
| [09:05.37] | 孙：哎，这赖我！ |
| [09:08.65] | 岳：春晚上自己给自己说相声哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [09:10.49] | 孙：我过糊涂了，我问这干嘛呀！ |
| [09:12.76] | 岳：天对地，嗯 |
| [09:13.36] | 孙：天对地，这就完了，这后面的别说，没有用的啊 |
| [09:16.00] | 岳：好，嗯 |
| [09:17.55] | 孙：您听我这一个字的上联，是言！ |
| [09:20.90] | 岳：盐！盐对醋！ |
| [09:23.99] | 孙：嗯， 这憋着吃饺子呢？ |
| [09:25.48] | 岳：盐是咸的，醋是酸的，盐是固体，醋是液体。（孙：哦盐对醋）天… |
| [09:30.41] | 孙：停停！可可以了！可以了！停吧停吧！行吧。别说后面的，没有用。就盐对醋是吧？ |
| [09:37.85] | 岳：盐对醋 |
| [09:38.75] | 孙：行，您听我这一个字的上联，我这是好 |
| [09:41.67] | 岳：好对歹 |
| [09:43.45] | 孙：哪个dai啊？ |
| [09:44.60] | 岳：好好歹歹 |
| [09:46.80] | 孙：哦，歹人的歹啊，（孙：哎~）这对得好，那我下联要是“事”呢？ |
| [09:50.84] | 岳：士，士对炮！ |
| [09:52.11] | 孙：诶？怎…怎么“事”对炮呢？ |
| [09:55.34] | 岳：你一只士，我一挪炮，士对炮！ |
| [09:57.90] | 孙：下象棋呢！ 我跟您这么说啊，我这五个字粘起来是个上联 |
| [10:03.90] | 岳：我这五个字粘起来是对字下联 |
| [10:06.82] | 孙：我这上联是啊“上天言好事” |
| [10:09.58] | 孙：我这上联是啊“上天言好事” |
| [10:09.58] | 岳：我给您对“回宫降吉祥” |
| [10:11.46] | 孙：您是这么对的么？ |
| [10:11.86] | 岳：腊月二十三 |
| [10:12.31] | 孙：您是这么对的么？ |
| [10:13.74] | 岳：不是吗？ |
| [10:14.45] | 孙：我说上，您对的什么呀？ |
| [10:16.60] | 岳：下 |
| [10:16.80] | 孙：天 |
| [10:17.54] | 岳：地 |
| [10:18.10] | 孙：言（盐） |
| [10:18.61] | 岳：醋 |
| [10:19.20] | 孙：好 |
| [10:19.79] | 岳：歹 |
| [10:20.33] | 孙：事（士） |
| [10:20.96] | 岳：炮 |
| [10:21.91] | 孙：上天言好事 |
| [10:23.27] | 岳：下地醋歹炮 |
| [10:24.92] | 孙：嘚~什么玩意儿啊这叫，您看看！这都是有学问人对的！ |
| [10:31.63] | 岳：这赖谁啊？ |
| [10:32.83] | 孙：赖谁？（赖你）赖我？ |
| [10:35.30] | 岳：对对联有一个字儿一个字儿往外蹦的吗？ |
| [10:36.86] | 孙：你什么意思？ |
| [10:38.18] | 岳：最少三个字四个字啊 |
| [10:41.18] | 岳：可以啊 |
| [10:42.75] | 孙：行，那我给您出一个四个字儿的上联，您听清楚啊。我这上联是“江河湖海” |
| [10:49.96] | 岳：这什么学问，大白话怎么对啊？ |
| [10:51.51] | 孙：不不不不，你琢磨琢磨，这里有埋伏 |
| [10:54.95] | 岳：什么埋伏？ |
| [10:56.26] | 孙：江河湖海这四个字有共同的特点 |
| [10:57.96] | 岳：什么特点？ |
| [10:58.77] | 孙：都是三点水儿 |
| [11:00.66] | 岳：哦！偏旁部首一样的！ |
| [11:07.41] | 孙：是是是 |
| [11:08.53] | 岳：这也太好对了 |
| [11:09.40] | 孙：对啊！ |
| [11:10.68] | 岳：花花草草 |
| [11:11.28] | 孙：花花，？？？ |
| [11:19.33] | 岳：对不对！蹦蹦跳跳！（孙：哎呦！）叽叽喳喳！（孙：哟呵）唠唠叨叨！这不全是嘛！ |
| [11:23.99] | 孙：哦这简单啊？ |
| [11:24.63] | 岳：简单啊！ |
| [11:25.52] | 孙：您听着我给您加俩字儿啊！我这上联是“江河湖海汹涌澎湃” |
| [11:34.61] | 岳：哦！八个字儿都有三点水！ |
| [11:35.12] | 孙：对了！ |
| [11:35.60] | 岳：哎这可有点意思 |
| [11:36.76] | 孙：那是，您不能花花草草蹦蹦跳跳吧？不好听了 |
| [11:40.13] | 岳：三点水是不是？ |
| [11:40.99] | 孙：您给对个好的 |
| [11:43.90] | 岳：我给您对“洗澡——洗澡，没法涂沐浴液！” |
| [11:57.12] | 孙：要说您这水可比我那脏多啦！ |
| [12:00.87] | 岳：怎么样哈哈哈哈？ |
| [12:02.20] | 孙：洗澡水这是？ |
| [12:03.68] | 岳：洗澡没法涂沐浴液（孙：昂~）我这还能加俩字 |
| [12:05.57] | 孙：还能加？ |
| [12:07.54] | 岳：法海洗澡没法涂沐浴液 |
| [12:10.98] | 孙：嘿？！咋把他加进来了？ |
| [12:17.24] | 岳：法海——洗澡，没法涂沐浴液流泪！ |
| [12:18.16] | 孙：哎呀，还哭了？ |
| [12:20.71] | 岳：法海，洗澡没法涂沐浴液流泪洋洋洒洒！ |
| [12:24.78] | 孙：行了行了，好家伙！ |
| [12:28.56] | 岳：谢谢！ |
| [12:31.70] | 孙：白对了，行行行。我再给您出一个啊，还是四个字，您听我这上联是：重中之重！ |
| [12:37.15] | 岳：轻如鸿毛（孙：嘿嘿嘿！）太简单！ |
| [12:39.57] | 孙：琢磨琢磨再对！（岳：啊？怎么啦？）不是字面的意思，有埋伏 |
| [12:43.20] | 岳：还有埋伏？ |
| [12:44.10] | 孙：对啊 |
| [12:45.15] | 岳：什么埋伏？ |
| [12:47.28] | 孙：重中之重，那四个字汉语拼音首字母是一样的，全是z |
| [12:55.97] | 岳：我天，这太难找了 |
| [12:56.90] | 孙：你来，你不有能耐嘛？ |
| [12:58.75] | 岳：重中之重（孙：对啊），首字母是一样的 |
| [13:01.18] | 孙：就这个我想了一年多呢 |
| [13:02.71] | 岳：这太简单了！ |
| [13:03.63] | 孙：来来来来 |
| [13:04.72] | 岳：吞吞吐吐！ |
| [13:06.20] | 孙：吞，吞？？ |
| [13:12.50] | 岳：不就首字母一样吗？密密麻麻、隐隐约约、古古怪怪！ |
| [13:22.35] | 孙：我脑子是不够用了我跟你说，我想了一年多你这么快就对出来了。 |
| [13:27.20] | 我再增加点难度，您听清楚了啊！难度增加了啊。 |
| [13:32.60] | 重中之重自作主张。八个字儿，前面都一样。 |
| [13:38.90] | 岳：哦，八个字首字母都一样！ |
| [13:39.22] | 孙：对 |
| [13:40.59] | 岳：听我的啊，我给您对“巴巴爸爸巴巴妈妈…“诶不对 |
| [13:47.30] | 孙：叫什么都不管用 |
| [13:48.67] | 岳：不工整，不工整。妈妈！ |
| [13:50.50] | 孙：妈妈？ |
| [13:51.97] | 岳：妈妈——眉毛麻木——莫名迷茫——蒙面，满面膜！ |
| [14:05.57] | 孙：我听着像抢劫的！ |
| [14:06.70] | 岳：哈哈哈哈哈哈！ |
| [14:07.92] | 孙：还蒙面呢！ |
| [14:10.26] | 岳：首字母我还能加字儿！ |
| [14:10.99] | 孙：还能? |
| [14:11.44] | 岳：我换个字儿啊，换个s开头。 |
| [14:13.84] | 孙：好，就这个 |
| [14:14.78] | 岳：诶，全都是s开头，听着啊。叔叔——是三十三岁，婶婶是四十四岁，叔叔婶婶三生三世生生世世——琐琐碎碎！ |
| [14:31.78] | 孙：嘿？！还真有能耐，你看人家啊？怎么琢磨这都是？我给你出一好的怎么样？ |
| [14:40.33] | 岳：好 |
| [14:41.30] | 孙：一好上联啊，您听我这一上联是“上海自来水来自海上” |
| [14:47.96] | 岳：这七，北京炸酱面来自北京！！ |
| [14:50.44] | 孙：等等等！张嘴就来！（岳：嗯？）您琢磨琢磨！（岳：啊？）有埋伏！ |
| [14:56.30] | 岳：还有埋伏？ |
| [14:57.27] | 岳：对啊！ |
| [14:59.24] | 孙：上海自来水来自海上，两边，怎么念都是一样的！ |
| [15:02.43] | 岳：哦！打这边看是“上海自来水来自海上” |
| [15:04.49] | 孙：对啊 |
| [15:05.57] | 岳：打这边看也是？ |
| [15:06.38] | 孙：没错 |
| [15:07.60] | 岳：简单，我给您对 |
| [15:09.40] | 孙：对啊，你不是有能耐嘛 |
| [15:10.82] | 岳：我给您对，山西——运煤车，煤运西山！ |
| [15:20.79] | 孙：这？？蒙的吧！ |
| [15:22.35] | 岳：你看我骄傲的脸庞！ |
| [15:23.54] | 孙：哎哟哟哟哟哟哟哟！行，这对联挺好，我再给您出一个 |
| [15:30.60] | 您听着啊，我这上联是“黄山落叶松叶落山黄” |
| [15:37.40] | 岳：我给您对“上海自来水…” |
| [15:38.40] | 孙：那是我的！！ |
| [15:40.50] | 岳：…山西运煤车 |
| [15:41.98] | 孙：那，说过了！！对一好的 |
| [15:44.10] | 岳：你再说一遍 |
| [15:44.70] | 孙：没辙了吧？说多一遍啊，听清楚了啊，黄山落叶松叶落山黄！ |
| [15:52.68] | 岳：我给您对——1380000831！ |
| [15:59.72] | 孙：那我要出1370000731呢？ |
| [16:03.50] | 岳：1360000631 |
| [16:04.62] | 孙：1350000531！ |
| [16:07.53] | 岳：我能说到大年初一1340000...！ |
| [16:08.18] | 孙：嗨！那管什么用呢？背号码不行这个！ |
| [16:11.27] | 岳：简单啊！ |
| [16:11.68] | 孙：哟！这简单了？ |
| [16:13.20] | 岳：刚才对了半天孙老师，没什么新鲜的 |
| [16:14.31] | 孙：这还没什么新鲜的？ |
| [16:16.22] | 岳：这样吧，我送您一副对联 |
| [16:18.16] | 孙：送我？ |
| [16:19.73] | 岳：上联是我说，下联也是我说，还送您一个横批 |
| [16:23.46] | 孙：哟！送春联！(岳：昂？)这你要写好了我贴门上！ |
| [16:26.61] | 岳：好！上联 |
| [16:28.83] | 孙：来点好词！ |
| [16:29.40] | 岳：天赠岁月—— |
| [16:30.39] | 孙：人增寿？春满乾坤福满门？ |
| [16:33.20] | 岳：我能这么简单吗？ |
| [16:34.11] | 孙：您什么呀？ |
| [16:34.74] | 岳：我能跟他们一样吗？ |
| [16:35.62] | 孙：您说说？ |
| [16:36.26] | 岳：听着啊 |
| [16:36.78] | 孙：昂 |
| [16:37.17] | 岳：天增岁月人精神！ |
| [16:39.63] | 孙：人精神？（岳：昂）行行行，下联！ |
| [16:43.11] | 岳：一年更比一年沉 |
| [16:45.47] | 孙：沉？？ |
| [16:46.87] | 岳：横批好哇 |
| [16:47.97] | 孙：横批是？ |
| [16:48.29] | 岳：横批是 孙越拱门 |
| [16:49.66] | 孙：去你的吧！！ |
| [10:3918] | 孙：哦，四个字儿也行？ |
| [07:4753] | 岳：上！ |
| [00:12.92] | yue: da jia! guo nian hao wa! |
| [00:17.10] | sun: ai you wei, zhen re nao! |
| [00:18.00] | yue: tai kai xin le! |
| [00:18.88] | sun: |
| [00:19.76] | yue: mei ge ren dou you xiao lian a |
| [00:20.52] | sun: dui. |
| [00:20.54] | yue: te bie kai xin |
| [00:21.76] | yue: shang tai lai wo men lia xian zuo ge zi wo jie shao |
| [00:23.63] | sun: ei, zhe shi gui ju. |
| [00:25.13] | yue: wo shi de yun she de xiang sheng yan yuan, wo jiao yue yun peng |
| [00:27.29] | sun: ei, ei |
| [00:29.40] | yue: bu yong bu yong, bu yong zhang sheng bu yong xiao |
| [00:32.64] | sun: nin zhe yao zhang sheng de xian yi, you dian hai sao |
| [00:35.28] | yue: zhe shi wo de da dang, sun lao shi |
| [00:38.16] | sun: ei, shi wo yue: sun yue |
| [00:42.84] | sun: ni kan zan zhe ren yuan |
| [00:44.70] | yue: bu yong bu yong ha, wo men liang ge he zuo shi lai nian le sun: shi |
| [00:46.61] | yue: ta dui wo ye te bie de hao sun: |
| [00:48.60] | yue: jing chang di bang zhu wo! |
| [00:50.72] | sun: , bang mang a |
| [00:51.65] | yue: jing chang di ti xie wo sun: dui |
| [00:52.97] | yue: te bie hao, jing chang ti xie wo, zhen de, jing chang gei wo ti xie |
| [00:57.84] | sun:?? |
| [00:59.51] | sun: nin deng hui er nin deng hui er? wo gei ni ti xie? |
| [01:03.22] | yue: ang? |
| [01:04.61] | sun: wo zi ji wan yao dou fei jin r zhi dao ma? wo gei ni ti xie wo? |
| [01:09.29] | yue: bang zhu wo |
| [01:10.66] | sun: ei, bang mang bang zhu wa |
| [01:11.89] | yue: ei, qi shi da jia ke neng dui wo bu tai liao jie a |
| [01:14.60] | sun: nin shuo shuo? |
| [01:15.54] | yue: wo a, wo qi shi shi yi ge te bie you wen hua de ren |
| [01:18.44] | guan zhong: yi |
| [01:20.82] | sun: wo ke mei qiao chu lai |
| [01:21.96] | yue: zhen de, wo xi huan kan shu |
| [01:23.22] | sun: o huo, hao kan shu |
| [01:25.34] | yue: ei, zan men su hua shuo de hao, sun: nin shuo |
| [01:26.20] | yue: shu zhong zi you yan ru yu sun: shu zhong zi you huang jin wu |
| [01:29.14] | yue: kai juan you yi |
| [01:30.30] | sun: dui dui dui |
| [01:31.40] | yue: shu li you hen duo de zhi shi zhi de wo men qu xue xi |
| [01:33.20] | sun: ei zhe mei cuo |
| [01:34.67] | sun: wo xi huan |
| [01:34.80] | yue: ni xi huan kan shu ma? |
| [01:35.59] | yue: zhen de? |
| [01:36.33] | sun: wo ai kan shu |
| [01:37.74] | yue: ni xi huan kan shu! |
| [01:38.57] | sun: ei, wo xi huan kan shu |
| [01:39.39] | yue: tai hao le, shu ye xi huan rang ni kan. lai, kan kan shu, lai. lai, kan shu a |
| [01:50.28] | sun: shen er wo jiu bu kan kan le? |
| [01:52.30] | yue: kan shen er gan shen me? |
| [01:53.56] | sun: nei ge shu a? |
| [01:54.82] | yue: shu juan de shu |
| [01:55.41] | sun: shu ji! |
| [01:56.23] | yue: shu li mian you tai duo de zhi shi sun: ai shi shi shi rang wo men qu xue xi. bi ru shuo mei jia mei hu dou you zhe ge xin hua zi dian |
| [02:01.89] | sun: ei, dou you |
| [02:02.66] | yue: dui ba? ni neng bao zheng zi dian shang ba wan duo zi ni dou ren shi ma? |
| [02:06.83] | yue: bu yi ding ba? sun: zhe yang, sun lao shi sun: nin shuo wo chu yi ge zhu yi |
| [02:06.87] | sun: ai you, bu gan bao zheng |
| [02:09.71] | sun: shen me zhu yi? |
| [02:10.95] | yue: wo kao nin yi ge zi |
| [02:12.43] | sun: o, kao wo ge zi er |
| [02:14.31] | yue: kan nin ren shi bu ren shi |
| [02:15.78] | sun: wo ren shi wo gao su ni |
| [02:16.85] | yue: da jia ye ke yi xie yi xie a, cai cai shi shen me zi |
| [02:19.38] | sun: nin shuo shi shen me zi? |
| [02:20.47] | yue: hen shen qi de yi ge zi a sun: ei nin shuo shuo zuo bian yi ge ren, you bian yi ge ren, di xia yi heng. nian shen me? |
| [02:29.71] | guan zhong: cong |
| [02:37.17] | yue: nian shen me? |
| [02:37.97] | sun: mei ting jian ya, cong! ei |
| [02:41.60] | yue: cong lin de cong. dan shi wo ren wei zhe ge zi bu ying gai nian cong |
| [02:44.34] | sun: na nian shen me ya? |
| [02:45.36] | yue: nian, shuang ren chuang |
| [02:46.85] | sun: shuang?? |
| [02:49.52] | yue: ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:53.58] | sun: na ge nin xian deng yi hui r yue: xing xiang bu xing xiang? |
| [02:55.74] | yue: nin xian deng yi hui r nin xian deng yi hui r |
| [02:58.41] | sun: zan xian bu shuo ta nian de dui bu dui a yue: zhe yi ge zi zen me nian san ge yin a? |
| [03:01.23] | yue: yi ge zi san ge yin er zen me le? |
| [03:02.59] | sun: zhe bu yi ge zi yi ge yin er a? |
| [03:04.64] | yue: hen duo zi dou yi ge zi er san ge yin a |
| [03:06.38] | sun: hai you shen me zi er a |
| [03:07.18] | yue: wo wen ni zhe ge zi nian shen me? |
| [03:09.79] | sun: zhe shen me ya zhe shi? |
| [03:12.66] | yue: da bo liu a |
| [03:14.12] | sun: shen me? da bo liu?! bu bu, yi ge zi a, da bo liu, zhe bu ying wen ma? |
| [03:21.20] | yue: zhong guo zi ye you a sun: nin shuo shuo yi ge wa pian de wa, sun: wa pian de wa li mian you yi ge qian wan de qian zi, nian shen me? |
| [03:27.90] | sun: qian wan xie cuo le ba? |
| [03:30.10] | yue: bu ren shi, shuo xie cuo le xiao |
| [03:31.79] | sun: zhe nian shen me ya? |
| [03:33.25] | yue: zhe ge zi, nian" qian wa" |
| [03:37.32] | sun: o cong li mian wang wai bian nian, o huo |
| [03:44.50] | yue: zuo bian yi ge ren you bian yi ge ren di xia yi heng, ying gai nian shuang ren chuang |
| [03:46.83] | sun: ni kan ta you ta de jiang fa |
| [03:51.85] | yue: ei! na wo zai wen ni ei yi ge ren, di xia yi heng, nian shen me |
| [03:55.56] | sun: ze dan ren chuang. wo jue de bu nian dan ren chuang |
| [04:00.60] | yue: ying gai nian shen me? |
| [04:02.45] | sun: hao ji mo. xiao ni kan kan na ge yang zi |
| [04:12.20] | yue: na dan ren chuang duo mei yi si a |
| [04:13.36] | sun: zhe shi kai wan xiao |
| [04:15.41] | yue: bu shi hu shuo, wo zhen de shi yi ge you wen hua de ren. |
| [04:16.47] | sun: ni you shen me wen hua? |
| [04:17.75] | yue: wo zui jin na, xie le yi shou shi |
| [04:18.86] | sun: shui a? |
| [04:19.50] | yue: wo |
| [04:20.23] | sun: nin hai xie shi na? |
| [04:21.51] | yue: dang ran le sun: ang bu guo hen can kui, zhe shou shi zhi you san ju |
| [04:24.61] | sun: na jiu shi bu hui. you san ju de shi ma? |
| [04:29.33] | yue: dang ran you la, sun: nin shuo shuo? han gao zu liu bang you shou shi jiao da feng ge, jiu shi san ju |
| [04:35.84] | sun: da feng ge shi san ju? |
| [04:37.29] | yue: dang ran le nin gei wo men nian nian ting ting wo gei nin lang song yi xia a |
| [04:38.49] | sun: lai lai lai lai lai |
| [04:39.11] | yue: da feng ge, da feng che! zhi ya you you di zhuan!" kuai le di xiao huo ban zhen hao kan tian hao kan di hao kan hai you yi qun kuai le di xiao huo ban hei!" |
| [04:57.12] | sun: zhe hai hei hai! |
| [04:59.84] | yue: zen me le ni men dou? |
| [05:01.76] | sun: zhe xiao huo ban quan lai le |
| [05:02.76] | yue: cheng pai de a yi," xiao huo ban" |
| [05:05.30] | sun: zhe a yi hong ni men ne zhe. zen me yang |
| [05:07.26] | yue: sun: nin zhe shi da feng che da feng qi xi yun fei yang. sun: ei zhe shi da feng ge wei jia hai nei xi gui gu xiang! sun: ! an de meng shi xi shou si fang! |
| [05:16.47] | sun: shou si fang! |
| [05:17.74] | yue: shou si fang ting guo ma? |
| [05:18.65] | sun: shou si fang hai you ge? |
| [05:20.00] | yue:" shou si fang na lu tiao tiao shui chang chang sun: bie chang le mi mi mang mang" wo bu neng qi ge tou?" |
| [05:30.97] | sun: ta zhe qi tou jiu qi de dui ma? ni men jiu gen zhe chang? na zou si fang |
| [05:36.10] | yue: zan men shi shou si fang |
| [05:36.65] | sun: ai dui dui dui dui |
| [05:37.63] | yue: zhe shi bie ren de shi, sun: shi a wo zi ji ye you yi shou shi |
| [05:40.53] | sun: nin shi jiao shen me ming zi a? |
| [05:42.20] | yue: shi de ming zi jiao, ni shuo |
| [05:43.27] | sun: ni shuo? nin shuo shuo |
| [05:44.71] | yue: |
| [05:45.44] | sun: te bie you shi yi, nin lai lai nin lai lai |
| [05:47.20] | yue: ai ya wo dou hai sao |
| [05:47.81] | sun: ting zhe ting zhe |
| [05:53.66] | yue: di yi ju sun: di yi ju ni shuo zui ba du du! du du du du du du yi xia |
| [06:05.63] | guan zhong: jiu hui lai le |
| [06:11.29] | yue: zhe dou shi wo de du zhe! |
| [06:12.90] | sun: xing le xing le! zhe bu ge ma zhe bu shi? nin bie hu lai le a, nin dao di you shen me zhi shi shui ping na chu le ne? |
| [06:20.28] | yue: shen me neng nai a? |
| [06:20.83] | sun: ang? |
| [06:21.36] | yue: wo zui xi huan zuo dui |
| [06:23.38] | sun: shui a? |
| [06:23.93] | yue: wo |
| [06:25.58] | sun: ni xi huan zuo dui sun: ang dai shui gen shui zuo dui? |
| [06:29.98] | yue: na ren bu chou wo a? zuo dui lian! |
| [06:30.95] | sun: o! xie dui zi! yue: ei! bu shi wo qiao bu qi nin a, xie dui zi na gui ju nin zhi dao ma? |
| [06:36.18] | yue: wo dang ran zhi dao le! nin shuo shuo shang lian shi yi ge zi, xia lian jiu de yi ge zi |
| [06:40.90] | sun: dui zi ma |
| [06:42.20] | yue: shang lian shi liang ge zi, xia lian jiu de liang ge zi |
| [06:43.93] | sun: liang ge zi |
| [06:44.95] | yue: shang lian shi yi wan ge zi, xia lian jiu de yi wan ge zi |
| [06:48.10] | sun: yi, yi wan ge zi? wo men jia zhe de duo gao de men kuang a zhe shi! |
| [06:52.93] | yue: ni tie liang zhang tong yang de bao zhi a! |
| [06:55.53] | sun: hei?! gai du bao lan er le. nin zhe bu xing a, zhe shi zi shu yao qiu, hai you yun lv yao qiu |
| [07:03.90] | yue: dang ran you yao qiu le! |
| [07:04.26] | sun: nin shuo shuo |
| [07:08.78] | yue: tian xia wu yu bu cheng dui er zhe shi lao hua jiang jiu de shi tian dui di ! yu dui feng shi! da lu dui chang kong! |
| [07:11.78] | lei yin yin, wu meng meng, shan hua dui hai shu , chi ri dui cang qiong. ping ze ping ze ping ping ze, ze ping ze ping ze ze ping! ze ze ping! |
| [07:30.72] | sun: heng?? dou shi you wen hua a zhe ren a, wo tian a, zhe yun lv hai shi dui zi |
| [07:35.10] | yue: dui ba |
| [07:35.58] | sun: shi shi shi. nin gen na shuo zhe a, yi ge zi nin neng gei dui yi ge zi |
| [07:39.58] | yue: wo gei nin dui yi ge zi |
| [07:41.68] | sun: wo yao er gei nin chu yi ge zi de shang lian ne? |
| [07:42.39] | yue: wo gei ni dui yi ge zi de xia lian |
| [07:43.86] | sun: na nin ting wo zhe shang lian |
| [07:44.86] | yue: |
| [07:46.53] | sun: wo zhe shang lian jiu yi ge zi a, shi shang |
| [07:48.53] | sun: |
| [07:48.77] | yue: wo gei nin dui, xia! |
| [07:52.24] | sun: dui shen me? ei, dui xia? |
| [07:53.90] | yue: shang dui xia, tan dui te |
| [07:54.44] | sun: o! tan te |
| [07:55.54] | yue: dui, tian dui di, sun: bu shi wo mei wen zhe ge yu dui feng, da lu dui chang kong! sun: wo, wo mei wen lei yin yin, wu meng meng |
| [08:00.54] | sun: xing shan hua dui hai shu, chi ri dui cang qiong. ping ze ping ze ping ping ze, ze ping ze ping ze ze ping! ze ze ping! |
| [08:19.22] | guan zhong huan hu |
| [08:20.31] | yue: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| [08:22.84] | sun: nin shi bu shi you dian huan ting le? |
| [08:25.21] | yue: zhe dou shi wo de tong xue men! |
| [08:26.48] | sun: shen me tong xue men, wo jiu wen ni shang yi ge dui xia yi ge jiu wan le |
| [08:28.94] | yue: shang dui xia! |
| [08:29.90] | sun: na hou mian di bie shuo, mei wen ni! ni shuo na gan ma? |
| [08:32.40] | yue: wo lan bu zhu! |
| [08:34.40] | sun: ni de kong zhi dian zi ji zhi dao ma? |
| [08:35.28] | yue: xing xing xing |
| [08:36.41] | sun: shang dui shen me? shang dui xia shi ba? |
| [08:36.89] | yue: shang dui xia |
| [08:37.97] | sun: nin ting wo zhe yi ge zi de shang lian wo zhe yi ge zi de shang lian shi, tian! |
| [08:41.24] | yue: tian! |
| [08:41.67] | sun: tian, wo shuo zhe gan ma wo?! hei?! |
| [08:44.46] | yue: tian dui di, yu dui feng, da lu dui chang kong! lei yin yin sun: wo gei lei guo qu le, wu meng meng, sun: ze, ai |
| [08:47.46] | shan hua dui hai shu, chi ri dui cang qiong. ping ze ping ze ping ping ze, ze ping ze ping ze ze ping! ze ze ping! |
| [09:05.37] | sun: ai, zhe lai wo! |
| [09:08.65] | yue: chun wan shang zi ji gei zi ji shuo xiang sheng ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [09:10.49] | sun: wo guo hu tu le, wo wen zhe gan ma ya! |
| [09:12.76] | yue: tian dui di, |
| [09:13.36] | sun: tian dui di, zhe jiu wan le, zhe hou mian di bie shuo, mei you yong de a |
| [09:16.00] | yue: hao, |
| [09:17.55] | sun: nin ting wo zhe yi ge zi de shang lian, shi yan! |
| [09:20.90] | yue: yan! yan dui cu! |
| [09:23.99] | sun: , zhe bie zhe chi jiao zi ne? |
| [09:25.48] | yue: yan shi xian de, cu shi suan de, yan shi gu ti, cu shi ye ti. sun: o yan dui cu tian |
| [09:30.41] | sun: ting ting! ke ke yi le! ke yi le! ting ba ting ba! xing ba. bie shuo hou mian di, mei you yong. jiu yan dui cu shi ba? |
| [09:37.85] | yue: yan dui cu |
| [09:38.75] | sun: xing, nin ting wo zhe yi ge zi de shang lian, wo zhe shi hao |
| [09:41.67] | yue: hao dui dai |
| [09:43.45] | sun: nei ge dai a? |
| [09:44.60] | yue: hao hao dai dai |
| [09:46.80] | sun: o, dai ren de dai a, sun: ai zhe dui de hao, na wo xia lian yao shi" shi" ne? |
| [09:50.84] | yue: shi, shi dui pao! |
| [09:52.11] | sun: ei? zen zen me" shi" dui pao ne? |
| [09:55.34] | yue: ni yi zhi shi, wo yi nuo pao, shi dui pao! |
| [09:57.90] | sun: xia xiang qi ne! wo gen nin zhe me shuo a, wo zhe wu ge zi zhan qi lai shi ge shang lian |
| [10:03.90] | yue: wo zhe wu ge zi zhan qi lai shi dui zi xia lian |
| [10:06.82] | sun: wo zhe shang lian shi a" shang tian yan hao shi" |
| [10:09.58] | sun: wo zhe shang lian shi a" shang tian yan hao shi" |
| [10:09.58] | yue: wo gei nin dui" hui gong jiang ji xiang" |
| [10:11.46] | sun: nin shi zhe me dui de me? |
| [10:11.86] | yue: la yue er shi san |
| [10:12.31] | sun: nin shi zhe me dui de me? |
| [10:13.74] | yue: bu shi ma? |
| [10:14.45] | sun: wo shuo shang, nin dui de shen me ya? |
| [10:16.60] | yue: xia |
| [10:16.80] | sun: tian |
| [10:17.54] | yue: di |
| [10:18.10] | sun: yan yan |
| [10:18.61] | yue: cu |
| [10:19.20] | sun: hao |
| [10:19.79] | yue: dai |
| [10:20.33] | sun: shi shi |
| [10:20.96] | yue: pao |
| [10:21.91] | sun: shang tian yan hao shi |
| [10:23.27] | yue: xia di cu dai pao |
| [10:24.92] | sun: de shen me wan yi er a zhe jiao, nin kan kan! zhe dou shi you xue wen ren dui de! |
| [10:31.63] | yue: zhe lai shui a? |
| [10:32.83] | sun: lai shui? lai ni lai wo? |
| [10:35.30] | yue: dui dui lian you yi ge zi er yi ge zi er wang wai beng de ma? |
| [10:36.86] | sun: ni shen me yi si? |
| [10:38.18] | yue: zui shao san ge zi si ge zi a |
| [10:41.18] | yue: ke yi a |
| [10:42.75] | sun: xing, na wo gei nin chu yi ge si ge zi er de shang lian, nin ting qing chu a. wo zhe shang lian shi" jiang he hu hai" |
| [10:49.96] | yue: zhe shen me xue wen, da bai hua zen me dui a? |
| [10:51.51] | sun: bu bu bu bu, ni zuo mo zuo mo, zhe li you mai fu |
| [10:54.95] | yue: shen me mai fu? |
| [10:56.26] | sun: jiang he hu hai zhe si ge zi you gong tong de te dian |
| [10:57.96] | yue: shen me te dian? |
| [10:58.77] | sun: dou shi san dian shui er |
| [11:00.66] | yue: o! pian pang bu shou yi yang de! |
| [11:07.41] | sun: shi shi shi |
| [11:08.53] | yue: zhe ye tai hao dui le |
| [11:09.40] | sun: dui a! |
| [11:10.68] | yue: hua hua cao cao |
| [11:11.28] | sun: hua hua,??? |
| [11:19.33] | yue: dui bu dui! beng beng tiao tiao! sun: ai you! ji ji zha zha! sun: yo a lao lao dao dao! zhe bu quan shi ma! |
| [11:23.99] | sun: o zhe jian dan a? |
| [11:24.63] | yue: jian dan a! |
| [11:25.52] | sun: nin ting zhe wo gei nin jia lia zi er a! wo zhe shang lian shi" jiang he hu hai xiong yong peng pai" |
| [11:34.61] | yue: o! ba ge zi er dou you san dian shui! |
| [11:35.12] | sun: dui le! |
| [11:35.60] | yue: ai zhe ke you dian yi si |
| [11:36.76] | sun: na shi, nin bu neng hua hua cao cao beng beng tiao tiao ba? bu hao ting le |
| [11:40.13] | yue: san dian shui shi bu shi? |
| [11:40.99] | sun: nin gei dui ge hao de |
| [11:43.90] | yue: wo gei nin dui" xi zao xi zao, mei fa tu mu yu ye!" |
| [11:57.12] | sun: yao shuo nin zhe shui ke bi wo na zang duo la! |
| [12:00.87] | yue: zen me yang ha ha ha ha? |
| [12:02.20] | sun: xi zao shui zhe shi? |
| [12:03.68] | yue: xi zao mei fa tu mu yu ye sun: ang wo zhe hai neng jia lia zi |
| [12:05.57] | sun: hai neng jia? |
| [12:07.54] | yue: fa hai xi zao mei fa tu mu yu ye |
| [12:10.98] | sun: hei?! za ba ta jia jin lai le? |
| [12:17.24] | yue: fa hai xi zao, mei fa tu mu yu ye liu lei! |
| [12:18.16] | sun: ai ya, hai ku le? |
| [12:20.71] | yue: fa hai, xi zao mei fa tu mu yu ye liu lei yang yang sa sa! |
| [12:24.78] | sun: xing le xing le, hao jia huo! |
| [12:28.56] | yue: xie xie! |
| [12:31.70] | sun: bai dui le, xing xing xing. wo zai gei nin chu yi ge a, hai shi si ge zi, nin ting wo zhe shang lian shi: zhong zhong zhi zhong! |
| [12:37.15] | yue: qing ru hong mao sun: hei hei hei! tai jian dan! |
| [12:39.57] | sun: zuo mo zuo mo zai dui! yue: a? zen me la? bu shi zi mian di yi si, you mai fu |
| [12:43.20] | yue: hai you mai fu? |
| [12:44.10] | sun: dui a |
| [12:45.15] | yue: shen me mai fu? |
| [12:47.28] | sun: zhong zhong zhi zhong, na si ge zi han yu pin yin shou zi mu shi yi yang de, quan shi z |
| [12:55.97] | yue: wo tian, zhe tai nan zhao le |
| [12:56.90] | sun: ni lai, ni bu you neng nai ma? |
| [12:58.75] | yue: zhong zhong zhi zhong sun: dui a, shou zi mu shi yi yang de |
| [13:01.18] | sun: jiu zhe ge wo xiang le yi nian duo ne |
| [13:02.71] | yue: zhe tai jian dan le! |
| [13:03.63] | sun: lai lai lai lai |
| [13:04.72] | yue: tun tun tu tu! |
| [13:06.20] | sun: tun, tun?? |
| [13:12.50] | yue: bu jiu shou zi mu yi yang ma? mi mi ma m yin yin yue yue gu gu guai guai! |
| [13:22.35] | sun: wo nao zi shi bu gou yong le wo gen ni shuo, wo xiang le yi nian duo ni zhe me kuai jiu dui chu lai le. |
| [13:27.20] | wo zai zeng jia dian nan du, nin ting qing chu le a! nan du zeng jia le a. |
| [13:32.60] | zhong zhong zhi zhong zi zuo zhu zhang. ba ge zi er, qian mian dou yi yang. |
| [13:38.90] | yue: o, ba ge zi shou zi mu dou yi yang! |
| [13:39.22] | sun: dui |
| [13:40.59] | yue: ting wo de a, wo gei nin dui" ba ba ba ba ba ba ma ma" ei bu dui |
| [13:47.30] | sun: jiao shen me dou bu guan yong |
| [13:48.67] | yue: bu gong zheng, bu gong zheng. ma ma! |
| [13:50.50] | sun: ma ma? |
| [13:51.97] | yue: ma ma mei mao ma mu mo ming mi mang meng mian, man mian mo! |
| [14:05.57] | sun: wo ting zhe xiang qiang jie de! |
| [14:06.70] | yue: ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| [14:07.92] | sun: hai meng mian ne! |
| [14:10.26] | yue: shou zi mu wo hai neng jia zi er! |
| [14:10.99] | sun: hai neng? |
| [14:11.44] | yue: wo huan ge zi er a, huan ge s kai tou. |
| [14:13.84] | sun: hao, jiu zhe ge |
| [14:14.78] | yue: ei, quan dou shi s kai tou, ting zhe a. shu shu shi san shi san sui, shen shen shi si shi si sui, shu shu shen shen san sheng san shi sheng sheng shi shi suo suo sui sui! |
| [14:31.78] | sun: hei?! hai zhen you neng nai, ni kan ren jia a? zen me zuo mo zhe dou shi? wo gei ni chu yi hao de zen me yang? |
| [14:40.33] | yue: hao |
| [14:41.30] | sun: yi hao shang lian a, nin ting wo zhe yi shang lian shi" shang hai zi lai shui lai zi hai shang" |
| [14:47.96] | yue: zhe qi, bei jing zha jiang mian lai zi bei jing!! |
| [14:50.44] | sun: deng deng deng! zhang zui jiu lai! yue: ? nin zuo mo zuo mo! yue: a? you mai fu! |
| [14:56.30] | yue: hai you mai fu? |
| [14:57.27] | yue: dui a! |
| [14:59.24] | sun: shang hai zi lai shui lai zi hai shang, liang bian, zen me nian dou shi yi yang de! |
| [15:02.43] | yue: o! da zhe bian kan shi" shang hai zi lai shui lai zi hai shang" |
| [15:04.49] | sun: dui a |
| [15:05.57] | yue: da zhe bian kan ye shi? |
| [15:06.38] | sun: mei cuo |
| [15:07.60] | yue: jian dan, wo gei nin dui |
| [15:09.40] | sun: dui a, ni bu shi you neng nai ma |
| [15:10.82] | yue: wo gei nin dui, shan xi yun mei che, mei yun xi shan! |
| [15:20.79] | sun: zhe?? meng de ba! |
| [15:22.35] | yue: ni kan wo jiao ao de lian pang! |
| [15:23.54] | sun: ai yo yo yo yo yo yo yo! xing, zhe dui lian ting hao, wo zai gei nin chu yi ge |
| [15:30.60] | nin ting zhe a, wo zhe shang lian shi" huang shan luo ye song ye luo shan huang" |
| [15:37.40] | yue: wo gei nin dui" shang hai zi lai shui" |
| [15:38.40] | sun: na shi wo de!! |
| [15:40.50] | yue: shan xi yun mei che |
| [15:41.98] | sun: na, shuo guo le!! dui yi hao de |
| [15:44.10] | yue: ni zai shuo yi bian |
| [15:44.70] | sun: mei zhe le ba? shuo duo yi bian a, ting qing chu le a, huang shan luo ye song ye luo shan huang! |
| [15:52.68] | yue: wo gei nin dui 1380000831! |
| [15:59.72] | sun: na wo yao chu 1370000731 ne? |
| [16:03.50] | yue: 1360000631 |
| [16:04.62] | sun: 1350000531! |
| [16:07.53] | yue: wo neng shuo dao da nian chu yi 1340000...! |
| [16:08.18] | sun: hai! na guan shen me yong ne? bei hao ma bu xing zhe ge! |
| [16:11.27] | yue: jian dan a! |
| [16:11.68] | sun: yo! zhe jian dan le? |
| [16:13.20] | yue: gang cai dui le ban tian sun lao shi, mei shen me xin xian de |
| [16:14.31] | sun: zhe hai mei shen me xin xian de? |
| [16:16.22] | yue: zhe yang ba, wo song nin yi fu dui lian |
| [16:18.16] | sun: song wo? |
| [16:19.73] | yue: shang lian shi wo shuo, xia lian ye shi wo shuo, hai song nin yi ge heng pi |
| [16:23.46] | sun: yo! song chun lian! yue: ang? zhe ni yao xie hao le wo tie men shang! |
| [16:26.61] | yue: hao! shang lian |
| [16:28.83] | sun: lai dian hao ci! |
| [16:29.40] | yue: tian zeng sui yue |
| [16:30.39] | sun: ren zeng shou? chun man qian kun fu man men? |
| [16:33.20] | yue: wo neng zhe me jian dan ma? |
| [16:34.11] | sun: nin shen me ya? |
| [16:34.74] | yue: wo neng gen ta men yi yang ma? |
| [16:35.62] | sun: nin shuo shuo? |
| [16:36.26] | yue: ting zhe a |
| [16:36.78] | sun: ang |
| [16:37.17] | yue: tian zeng sui yue ren jing shen! |
| [16:39.63] | sun: ren jing shen? yue: ang xing xing xing, xia lian! |
| [16:43.11] | yue: yi nian geng bi yi nian chen |
| [16:45.47] | sun: chen?? |
| [16:46.87] | yue: heng pi hao wa |
| [16:47.97] | sun: heng pi shi? |
| [16:48.29] | yue: heng pi shi sun yue gong men |
| [16:49.66] | sun: qu ni de ba!! |
| [10:3918] | sun: o, si ge zi er ye xing? |
| [07:4753] | yue: shang! |
| [00:12.92] | yuè: dà jiā! guò nián hǎo wā! |
| [00:17.10] | sūn: āi yōu wèi, zhēn rè nào! |
| [00:18.00] | yuè: tài kāi xīn le! |
| [00:18.88] | sūn: |
| [00:19.76] | yuè: měi ge rén dōu yǒu xiào liǎn a |
| [00:20.52] | sūn: duì. |
| [00:20.54] | yuè: tè bié kāi xīn |
| [00:21.76] | yuè: shàng tái lái wǒ men liǎ xiān zuò gè zì wǒ jiè shào |
| [00:23.63] | sūn: éi, zhè shì guī jǔ. |
| [00:25.13] | yuè: wǒ shì dé yún shè de xiàng sheng yǎn yuán, wǒ jiào yuè yún péng |
| [00:27.29] | sūn: éi, éi |
| [00:29.40] | yuè: bù yòng bù yòng, bù yòng zhǎng shēng bù yòng xiào |
| [00:32.64] | sūn: nín zhè yào zhǎng shēng de xián yí, yǒu diǎn hài sào |
| [00:35.28] | yuè: zhè shì wǒ de dā dàng, sūn lǎo shī |
| [00:38.16] | sūn: éi, shì wǒ yuè: sūn yuè |
| [00:42.84] | sūn: nǐ kàn zán zhè rén yuán |
| [00:44.70] | yuè: bù yòng bù yòng hā, wǒ men liǎng gè hé zuò shí lái nián le sūn: shì |
| [00:46.61] | yuè: tā duì wǒ yě tè bié de hǎo sūn: |
| [00:48.60] | yuè: jīng cháng dì bāng zhù wǒ! |
| [00:50.72] | sūn: , bāng máng a |
| [00:51.65] | yuè: jīng cháng dì tí xié wǒ sūn: duì |
| [00:52.97] | yuè: tè bié hǎo, jīng cháng tí xié wǒ, zhēn de, jīng cháng gěi wǒ tí xié |
| [00:57.84] | sūn:?? |
| [00:59.51] | sūn: nín děng huì ér nín děng huì ér? wǒ gěi nǐ tí xié? |
| [01:03.22] | yuè: áng? |
| [01:04.61] | sūn: wǒ zì jǐ wān yāo dōu fèi jìn r zhī dào ma? wǒ gěi nǐ tí xié wǒ? |
| [01:09.29] | yuè: bāng zhù wǒ |
| [01:10.66] | sūn: éi, bāng máng bāng zhù wa |
| [01:11.89] | yuè: éi, qí shí dà jiā kě néng duì wǒ bù tài liǎo jiě a |
| [01:14.60] | sūn: nín shuō shuō? |
| [01:15.54] | yuè: wǒ a, wǒ qí shí shì yí gè tè bié yǒu wén huà de rén |
| [01:18.44] | guān zhòng: yī |
| [01:20.82] | sūn: wǒ kě méi qiáo chū lái |
| [01:21.96] | yuè: zhēn de, wǒ xǐ huān kàn shū |
| [01:23.22] | sūn: ó huō, hǎo kàn shū |
| [01:25.34] | yuè: éi, zán men sú huà shuō de hǎo, sūn: nín shuō |
| [01:26.20] | yuè: shū zhōng zì yǒu yán rú yù sūn: shū zhōng zì yǒu huáng jīn wū |
| [01:29.14] | yuè: kāi juàn yǒu yì |
| [01:30.30] | sūn: duì duì duì |
| [01:31.40] | yuè: shū lǐ yǒu hěn duō de zhī shí zhí de wǒ men qù xué xí |
| [01:33.20] | sūn: éi zhè méi cuò |
| [01:34.67] | sūn: wǒ xǐ huān |
| [01:34.80] | yuè: nǐ xǐ huān kàn shū ma? |
| [01:35.59] | yuè: zhēn de? |
| [01:36.33] | sūn: wǒ ài kàn shū |
| [01:37.74] | yuè: nǐ xǐ huān kàn shū! |
| [01:38.57] | sūn: éi, wǒ xǐ huān kàn shū |
| [01:39.39] | yuè: tài hǎo le, shū yě xǐ huān ràng nǐ kàn. lái, kàn kàn shū, lái. lái, kàn shū a |
| [01:50.28] | sūn: shěn ér wǒ jiù bù kàn kàn le? |
| [01:52.30] | yuè: kàn shěn ér gàn shén me? |
| [01:53.56] | sūn: něi gè shu a? |
| [01:54.82] | yuè: shū juàn de shū |
| [01:55.41] | sūn: shū jí! |
| [01:56.23] | yuè: shū lǐ miàn yǒu tài duō de zhī shí sūn: āi shì shì shì ràng wǒ men qù xué xí. bǐ rú shuō měi jiā měi hù dōu yǒu zhè gè xīn huá zì diǎn |
| [02:01.89] | sūn: éi, dōu yǒu |
| [02:02.66] | yuè: duì ba? nǐ néng bǎo zhèng zì diǎn shàng bā wàn duō zì nǐ dōu rèn shi ma? |
| [02:06.83] | yuè: bù yí dìng ba? sūn: zhè yàng, sūn lǎo shī sūn: nín shuō wǒ chū yí gè zhǔ yì |
| [02:06.87] | sūn: āi yōu, bù gǎn bǎo zhèng |
| [02:09.71] | sūn: shén me zhǔ yì? |
| [02:10.95] | yuè: wǒ kǎo nín yí gè zì |
| [02:12.43] | sūn: ó, kǎo wǒ gè zì ér |
| [02:14.31] | yuè: kàn nín rèn shi bù rèn shi |
| [02:15.78] | sūn: wǒ rèn shi wǒ gào sù nǐ |
| [02:16.85] | yuè: dà jiā yě kě yǐ xiě yī xiě a, cāi cāi shì shén me zì |
| [02:19.38] | sūn: nín shuō shì shén me zì? |
| [02:20.47] | yuè: hěn shén qí de yí gè zì a sūn: éi nín shuō shuō zuǒ biān yí ge rén, yòu biān yí ge rén, dǐ xià yī héng. niàn shén me? |
| [02:29.71] | guān zhòng: cóng |
| [02:37.17] | yuè: niàn shén me? |
| [02:37.97] | sūn: méi tīng jiàn ya, cóng! éi |
| [02:41.60] | yuè: cóng lín de cóng. dàn shì wǒ rèn wéi zhè gè zì bù yīng gāi niàn cóng |
| [02:44.34] | sūn: nà niàn shén me ya? |
| [02:45.36] | yuè: niàn, shuāng rén chuáng |
| [02:46.85] | sūn: shuāng?? |
| [02:49.52] | yuè: hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:53.58] | sūn: nà gè nín xiān děng yī huì r yuè: xíng xiàng bù xíng xiàng? |
| [02:55.74] | yuè: nín xiān děng yī huì r nín xiān děng yī huì r |
| [02:58.41] | sūn: zán xiān bù shuō tā niàn de duì bú duì a yuè: zhè yí gè zì zěn me niàn sān ge yīn a? |
| [03:01.23] | yuè: yí gè zì sān ge yīn ér zěn me le? |
| [03:02.59] | sūn: zhè bù yí gè zì yí gè yīn ér a? |
| [03:04.64] | yuè: hěn duō zì dōu yí gè zì ér sān ge yīn a |
| [03:06.38] | sūn: hái yǒu shén me zì ér a |
| [03:07.18] | yuè: wǒ wèn nǐ zhè gè zì niàn shén me? |
| [03:09.79] | sūn: zhè shén me ya zhè shì? |
| [03:12.66] | yuè: dá bo liū a |
| [03:14.12] | sūn: shén me? dá bo liū?! bù bù, yí gè zì a, dá bo liū, zhè bù yīng wén ma? |
| [03:21.20] | yuè: zhōng guó zì yě yǒu a sūn: nín shuō shuō yí gè wǎ piàn de wǎ, sūn: wǎ piàn de wǎ lǐ miàn yǒu yí gè qiān wàn de qiān zì, niàn shén me? |
| [03:27.90] | sūn: qiān wàn xiě cuò le ba? |
| [03:30.10] | yuè: bù rèn shi, shuō xiě cuò le xiào |
| [03:31.79] | sūn: zhè niàn shén me ya? |
| [03:33.25] | yuè: zhè gè zì, niàn" qiān wǎ" |
| [03:37.32] | sūn: ó cóng lǐ miàn wǎng wài biān niàn, ó huō |
| [03:44.50] | yuè: zuǒ biān yí ge rén yòu biān yí ge rén dǐ xià yī héng, yīng gāi niàn shuāng rén chuáng |
| [03:46.83] | sūn: nǐ kàn tā yǒu tā de jiǎng fǎ |
| [03:51.85] | yuè: éi! nà wǒ zài wèn nǐ éi yí ge rén, dǐ xià yī héng, niàn shén me |
| [03:55.56] | sūn: zé dān rén chuáng. wǒ jué de bù niàn dān rén chuáng |
| [04:00.60] | yuè: yīng gāi niàn shén me? |
| [04:02.45] | sūn: hǎo jì mò. xiào nǐ kàn kàn nà gè yàng zi |
| [04:12.20] | yuè: nà dān rén chuáng duō méi yì sī a |
| [04:13.36] | sūn: zhè shì kāi wán xiào |
| [04:15.41] | yuè: bú shì hú shuō, wǒ zhēn de shì yí gè yǒu wén huà de rén. |
| [04:16.47] | sūn: nǐ yǒu shén me wén huà? |
| [04:17.75] | yuè: wǒ zuì jìn nà, xiě le yī shǒu shī |
| [04:18.86] | sūn: shuí a? |
| [04:19.50] | yuè: wǒ |
| [04:20.23] | sūn: nín hái xiě shī nà? |
| [04:21.51] | yuè: dāng rán le sūn: áng bù guò hěn cán kuì, zhè shǒu shī zhǐ yǒu sān jù |
| [04:24.61] | sūn: nà jiù shì bú huì. yǒu sān jù de shī ma? |
| [04:29.33] | yuè: dāng rán yǒu la, sūn: nín shuō shuō? hàn gāo zǔ liú bāng yǒu shǒu shī jiào dà fēng gē, jiù shì sān jù |
| [04:35.84] | sūn: dà fēng gē shì sān jù? |
| [04:37.29] | yuè: dāng rán le nín gěi wǒ men niàn niàn tīng tīng wǒ gěi nín lǎng sòng yī xià a |
| [04:38.49] | sūn: lái lái lái lái lái |
| [04:39.11] | yuè: dà fēng gē, dà fēng chē! zhī ya yōu yōu dì zhuàn!" kuài lè dī xiǎo huǒ bàn zhēn hǎo kàn tiān hǎo kàn dì hǎo kàn hái yǒu yī qún kuài lè dī xiǎo huǒ bàn hēi!" |
| [04:57.12] | sūn: zhè hái hēi hái! |
| [04:59.84] | yuè: zěn me le nǐ men dōu? |
| [05:01.76] | sūn: zhè xiǎo huǒ bàn quán lái le |
| [05:02.76] | yuè: chéng pái de ā yí," xiǎo huǒ bàn" |
| [05:05.30] | sūn: zhè ā yí hōng nǐ men ne zhè. zěn me yàng |
| [05:07.26] | yuè: sūn: nín zhè shì dà fēng chē dà fēng qǐ xī yún fēi yáng. sūn: éi zhè shì dà fēng gē wēi jiā hǎi nèi xī guī gù xiāng! sūn: ! ān dé měng shì xī shǒu sì fāng! |
| [05:16.47] | sūn: shǒu sì fāng! |
| [05:17.74] | yuè: shǒu sì fāng tīng guò ma? |
| [05:18.65] | sūn: shǒu sì fāng hái yǒu gē? |
| [05:20.00] | yuè:" shǒu sì fāng nà lù tiáo tiáo shuǐ cháng cháng sūn: bié chàng le mí mí máng máng" wǒ bù néng qǐ gè tóu?" |
| [05:30.97] | sūn: tā zhè qǐ tóu jiù qǐ de duì ma? nǐ men jiù gēn zhe chàng? nà zǒu sì fāng |
| [05:36.10] | yuè: zán men shì shǒu sì fāng |
| [05:36.65] | sūn: āi duì duì duì duì |
| [05:37.63] | yuè: zhè shì bié rén de shī, sūn: shì a wǒ zì jǐ yě yǒu yī shǒu shī |
| [05:40.53] | sūn: nín shī jiào shén me míng zì a? |
| [05:42.20] | yuè: shī de míng zì jiào, nǐ shuō |
| [05:43.27] | sūn: nǐ shuō? nín shuō shuō |
| [05:44.71] | yuè: |
| [05:45.44] | sūn: tè bié yǒu shī yì, nín lái lái nín lái lái |
| [05:47.20] | yuè: āi yā wǒ dōu hài sào |
| [05:47.81] | sūn: tīng zhe tīng zhe |
| [05:53.66] | yuè: dì yī jù sūn: dì yī jù nǐ shuō zuǐ bā dū dū! dū dū dū dū dū dū yī xià |
| [06:05.63] | guān zhòng: jiù huì lái le |
| [06:11.29] | yuè: zhè dōu shì wǒ de dú zhě! |
| [06:12.90] | sūn: xíng le xíng le! zhè bù gē ma zhè bú shì? nín bié hú lái le a, nín dào dǐ yǒu shén me zhī shí shuǐ píng ná chū le ne? |
| [06:20.28] | yuè: shén me néng nài a? |
| [06:20.83] | sūn: áng? |
| [06:21.36] | yuè: wǒ zuì xǐ huān zuò duì |
| [06:23.38] | sūn: shuí a? |
| [06:23.93] | yuè: wǒ |
| [06:25.58] | sūn: nǐ xǐ huān zuò duì sūn: áng dǎi shuí gēn shuí zuò duì? |
| [06:29.98] | yuè: nà rén bù chōu wǒ a? zuò duì lián! |
| [06:30.95] | sūn: ó! xiě duì zǐ! yuè: éi! bú shì wǒ qiáo bù qǐ nín a, xiě duì zǐ nà guī jǔ nín zhī dào ma? |
| [06:36.18] | yuè: wǒ dāng rán zhī dào le! nín shuō shuō shàng lián shì yí gè zì, xià lián jiù dé yí gè zì |
| [06:40.90] | sūn: duì zì ma |
| [06:42.20] | yuè: shàng lián shì liǎng gè zì, xià lián jiù dé liǎng gè zì |
| [06:43.93] | sūn: liǎng gè zì |
| [06:44.95] | yuè: shàng lián shì yī wàn gè zì, xià lián jiù dé yī wàn gè zì |
| [06:48.10] | sūn: yī, yī wàn gè zì? wǒ men jiā zhè dé duō gāo de mén kuàng a zhè shì! |
| [06:52.93] | yuè: nǐ tiē liǎng zhāng tóng yàng de bào zhǐ a! |
| [06:55.53] | sūn: hēi?! gǎi dú bào lán ér le. nín zhè bù xíng a, zhè shì zì shù yāo qiú, hái yǒu yùn lǜ yāo qiú |
| [07:03.90] | yuè: dāng rán yǒu yāo qiú le! |
| [07:04.26] | sūn: nín shuō shuō |
| [07:08.78] | yuè: tiān xià wú yǔ bù chéng duì ér zhè shì lǎo huà jiǎng jiū de shì tiān duì dì ! yǔ duì fēng shì! dà lù duì cháng kōng! |
| [07:11.78] | léi yǐn yǐn, wù méng méng, shān huā duì hǎi shù , chì rì duì cāng qióng. píng zè píng zè píng píng zè, zè píng zè píng zè zè píng! zè zè píng! |
| [07:30.72] | sūn: hēng?? dōu shì yǒu wén huà a zhè rén a, wǒ tiān a, zhè yùn lǜ hái shì duì zǐ |
| [07:35.10] | yuè: duì ba |
| [07:35.58] | sūn: shì shì shì. nín gēn nà shuō zhe a, yí gè zì nín néng gěi duì yí gè zì |
| [07:39.58] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì yí gè zì |
| [07:41.68] | sūn: wǒ yào ér gěi nín chū yí gè zì de shàng lián ne? |
| [07:42.39] | yuè: wǒ gěi nǐ duì yí gè zì de xià lián |
| [07:43.86] | sūn: nà nín tīng wǒ zhè shàng lián |
| [07:44.86] | yuè: |
| [07:46.53] | sūn: wǒ zhè shàng lián jiù yí gè zì a, shì shàng |
| [07:48.53] | sūn: |
| [07:48.77] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì, xià! |
| [07:52.24] | sūn: duì shén me? éi, duì xià? |
| [07:53.90] | yuè: shàng duì xià, tǎn duì tè |
| [07:54.44] | sūn: ó! tǎn tè |
| [07:55.54] | yuè: duì, tiān duì dì, sūn: bú shì wǒ méi wèn zhè gè yǔ duì fēng, dà lù duì cháng kōng! sūn: wǒ, wǒ méi wèn léi yǐn yǐn, wù méng méng |
| [08:00.54] | sūn: xíng shān huā duì hǎi shù, chì rì duì cāng qióng. píng zè píng zè píng píng zè, zè píng zè píng zè zè píng! zè zè píng! |
| [08:19.22] | guān zhòng huān hū |
| [08:20.31] | yuè: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā! |
| [08:22.84] | sūn: nín shì bú shì yǒu diǎn huàn tīng le? |
| [08:25.21] | yuè: zhè dōu shì wǒ de tóng xué men! |
| [08:26.48] | sūn: shén me tóng xué men, wǒ jiù wèn nǐ shàng yī ge duì xià yī ge jiù wán le |
| [08:28.94] | yuè: shàng duì xià! |
| [08:29.90] | sūn: nà hòu miàn dí bié shuō, méi wèn nǐ! nǐ shuō nà gàn ma? |
| [08:32.40] | yuè: wǒ lán bú zhù! |
| [08:34.40] | sūn: nǐ dé kòng zhì diǎn zì jǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [08:35.28] | yuè: xíng xíng xíng |
| [08:36.41] | sūn: shàng duì shén me? shàng duì xià shì ba? |
| [08:36.89] | yuè: shàng duì xià |
| [08:37.97] | sūn: nín tīng wǒ zhè yí gè zì de shàng lián wǒ zhè yí gè zì de shàng lián shì, tiān! |
| [08:41.24] | yuè: tiān! |
| [08:41.67] | sūn: tiān, wǒ shuō zhè gàn ma wǒ?! hēi?! |
| [08:44.46] | yuè: tiān duì dì, yǔ duì fēng, dà lù duì cháng kōng! léi yǐn yǐn sūn: wǒ gěi léi guò qù le, wù méng méng, sūn: zé, āi |
| [08:47.46] | shān huā duì hǎi shù, chì rì duì cāng qióng. píng zè píng zè píng píng zè, zè píng zè píng zè zè píng! zè zè píng! |
| [09:05.37] | sūn: āi, zhè lài wǒ! |
| [09:08.65] | yuè: chūn wǎn shàng zì jǐ gěi zì jǐ shuō xiàng sheng hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [09:10.49] | sūn: wǒ guò hú tú le, wǒ wèn zhè gàn ma ya! |
| [09:12.76] | yuè: tiān duì dì, |
| [09:13.36] | sūn: tiān duì dì, zhè jiù wán le, zhè hòu miàn dí bié shuō, méi yǒu yòng de a |
| [09:16.00] | yuè: hǎo, |
| [09:17.55] | sūn: nín tīng wǒ zhè yí gè zì de shàng lián, shì yán! |
| [09:20.90] | yuè: yán! yán duì cù! |
| [09:23.99] | sūn: , zhè biē zhe chī jiǎo zi ne? |
| [09:25.48] | yuè: yán shì xián de, cù shì suān de, yán shì gù tǐ, cù shì yè tǐ. sūn: ó yán duì cù tiān |
| [09:30.41] | sūn: tíng tíng! kě kě yǐ le! kě yǐ le! tíng ba tíng ba! xíng ba. bié shuō hòu miàn dí, méi yǒu yòng. jiù yán duì cù shì ba? |
| [09:37.85] | yuè: yán duì cù |
| [09:38.75] | sūn: xíng, nín tīng wǒ zhè yí gè zì de shàng lián, wǒ zhè shì hǎo |
| [09:41.67] | yuè: hǎo duì dǎi |
| [09:43.45] | sūn: něi gè dai a? |
| [09:44.60] | yuè: hǎo hǎo dǎi dǎi |
| [09:46.80] | sūn: ó, dǎi rén de dǎi a, sūn: āi zhè duì dé hǎo, nà wǒ xià lián yào shì" shì" ne? |
| [09:50.84] | yuè: shì, shì duì pào! |
| [09:52.11] | sūn: éi? zěn zěn me" shì" duì pào ne? |
| [09:55.34] | yuè: nǐ yì zhī shì, wǒ yī nuó pào, shì duì pào! |
| [09:57.90] | sūn: xià xiàng qí ne! wǒ gēn nín zhè me shuō a, wǒ zhè wǔ gè zì zhān qǐ lái shì gè shàng lián |
| [10:03.90] | yuè: wǒ zhè wǔ gè zì zhān qǐ lái shì duì zì xià lián |
| [10:06.82] | sūn: wǒ zhè shàng lián shì a" shàng tiān yán hǎo shì" |
| [10:09.58] | sūn: wǒ zhè shàng lián shì a" shàng tiān yán hǎo shì" |
| [10:09.58] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì" huí gōng jiàng jí xiáng" |
| [10:11.46] | sūn: nín shì zhè me duì de me? |
| [10:11.86] | yuè: là yuè èr shí sān |
| [10:12.31] | sūn: nín shì zhè me duì de me? |
| [10:13.74] | yuè: bú shì ma? |
| [10:14.45] | sūn: wǒ shuō shàng, nín duì de shén me ya? |
| [10:16.60] | yuè: xià |
| [10:16.80] | sūn: tiān |
| [10:17.54] | yuè: dì |
| [10:18.10] | sūn: yán yán |
| [10:18.61] | yuè: cù |
| [10:19.20] | sūn: hǎo |
| [10:19.79] | yuè: dǎi |
| [10:20.33] | sūn: shì shì |
| [10:20.96] | yuè: pào |
| [10:21.91] | sūn: shàng tiān yán hǎo shì |
| [10:23.27] | yuè: xià dì cù dǎi pào |
| [10:24.92] | sūn: dē shén me wán yì ér a zhè jiào, nín kàn kàn! zhè dōu shì yǒu xué wèn rén duì de! |
| [10:31.63] | yuè: zhè lài shuí a? |
| [10:32.83] | sūn: lài shuí? lài nǐ lài wǒ? |
| [10:35.30] | yuè: duì duì lián yǒu yí gè zì ér yí gè zì ér wǎng wài bèng de ma? |
| [10:36.86] | sūn: nǐ shén me yì sī? |
| [10:38.18] | yuè: zuì shǎo sān ge zì sì gè zì a |
| [10:41.18] | yuè: kě yǐ a |
| [10:42.75] | sūn: xíng, nà wǒ gěi nín chū yí gè sì gè zì ér de shàng lián, nín tīng qīng chǔ a. wǒ zhè shàng lián shì" jiāng hé hú hǎi" |
| [10:49.96] | yuè: zhè shén me xué wèn, dà bái huà zěn me duì a? |
| [10:51.51] | sūn: bù bù bù bù, nǐ zuó mo zuó mo, zhè lǐ yǒu mái fú |
| [10:54.95] | yuè: shén me mái fú? |
| [10:56.26] | sūn: jiāng hé hú hǎi zhè sì gè zì yǒu gòng tóng de tè diǎn |
| [10:57.96] | yuè: shén me tè diǎn? |
| [10:58.77] | sūn: dōu shì sān diǎn shuǐ ér |
| [11:00.66] | yuè: ó! piān páng bù shǒu yí yàng de! |
| [11:07.41] | sūn: shì shì shì |
| [11:08.53] | yuè: zhè yě tài hǎo duì le |
| [11:09.40] | sūn: duì a! |
| [11:10.68] | yuè: huā huā cǎo cǎo |
| [11:11.28] | sūn: huā huā,??? |
| [11:19.33] | yuè: duì bú duì! bèng bèng tiào tiào! sūn: āi yōu! jī jī zhā zhā! sūn: yō ā lào lào dāo dāo! zhè bù quán shì ma! |
| [11:23.99] | sūn: ó zhè jiǎn dān a? |
| [11:24.63] | yuè: jiǎn dān a! |
| [11:25.52] | sūn: nín tīng zhe wǒ gěi nín jiā liǎ zì ér a! wǒ zhè shàng lián shì" jiāng hé hú hǎi xiōng yǒng péng pài" |
| [11:34.61] | yuè: ó! bā gè zì ér dōu yǒu sān diǎn shuǐ! |
| [11:35.12] | sūn: duì le! |
| [11:35.60] | yuè: āi zhè kě yǒu diǎn yì sī |
| [11:36.76] | sūn: nà shi, nín bù néng huā huā cǎo cǎo bèng bèng tiào tiào ba? bù hǎo tīng le |
| [11:40.13] | yuè: sān diǎn shuǐ shì bú shì? |
| [11:40.99] | sūn: nín gěi duì gè hǎo de |
| [11:43.90] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì" xǐ zǎo xǐ zǎo, méi fǎ tú mù yù yè!" |
| [11:57.12] | sūn: yào shuō nín zhè shuǐ kě bǐ wǒ nà zàng duō la! |
| [12:00.87] | yuè: zěn me yàng hā hā hā hā? |
| [12:02.20] | sūn: xǐ zǎo shuǐ zhè shì? |
| [12:03.68] | yuè: xǐ zǎo méi fǎ tú mù yù yè sūn: áng wǒ zhè hái néng jiā liǎ zì |
| [12:05.57] | sūn: hái néng jiā? |
| [12:07.54] | yuè: fǎ hǎi xǐ zǎo méi fǎ tú mù yù yè |
| [12:10.98] | sūn: hēi?! zǎ bǎ tā jiā jìn lái le? |
| [12:17.24] | yuè: fǎ hǎi xǐ zǎo, méi fǎ tú mù yù yè liú lèi! |
| [12:18.16] | sūn: āi yā, hái kū le? |
| [12:20.71] | yuè: fǎ hǎi, xǐ zǎo méi fǎ tú mù yù yè liú lèi yáng yáng sǎ sǎ! |
| [12:24.78] | sūn: xíng le xíng le, hǎo jiā huo! |
| [12:28.56] | yuè: xiè xiè! |
| [12:31.70] | sūn: bái duì le, xíng xíng xíng. wǒ zài gěi nín chū yí gè a, hái shì sì gè zì, nín tīng wǒ zhè shàng lián shì: zhòng zhōng zhī zhòng! |
| [12:37.15] | yuè: qīng rú hóng máo sūn: hēi hēi hēi! tài jiǎn dān! |
| [12:39.57] | sūn: zuó mo zuó mo zài duì! yuè: a? zěn me la? bú shì zì miàn dí yì sī, yǒu mái fú |
| [12:43.20] | yuè: hái yǒu mái fú? |
| [12:44.10] | sūn: duì a |
| [12:45.15] | yuè: shén me mái fú? |
| [12:47.28] | sūn: zhòng zhōng zhī zhòng, nà sì gè zì hàn yǔ pīn yīn shǒu zì mǔ shì yí yàng de, quán shì z |
| [12:55.97] | yuè: wǒ tiān, zhè tài nán zhǎo le |
| [12:56.90] | sūn: nǐ lái, nǐ bù yǒu néng nài ma? |
| [12:58.75] | yuè: zhòng zhōng zhī zhòng sūn: duì a, shǒu zì mǔ shì yí yàng de |
| [13:01.18] | sūn: jiù zhè gè wǒ xiǎng le yī nián duō ne |
| [13:02.71] | yuè: zhè tài jiǎn dān le! |
| [13:03.63] | sūn: lái lái lái lái |
| [13:04.72] | yuè: tūn tūn tǔ tǔ! |
| [13:06.20] | sūn: tūn, tūn?? |
| [13:12.50] | yuè: bù jiù shǒu zì mǔ yí yàng ma? mì mì mā m yǐn yǐn yuē yuē gǔ gǔ guài guài! |
| [13:22.35] | sūn: wǒ nǎo zi shì bù gòu yòng le wǒ gēn nǐ shuō, wǒ xiǎng le yī nián duō nǐ zhè me kuài jiù duì chū lái le. |
| [13:27.20] | wǒ zài zēng jiā diǎn nán dù, nín tīng qīng chǔ le a! nán dù zēng jiā le a. |
| [13:32.60] | zhòng zhōng zhī zhòng zì zuò zhǔ zhāng. bā gè zì ér, qián miàn dōu yí yàng. |
| [13:38.90] | yuè: ó, bā gè zì shǒu zì mǔ dōu yí yàng! |
| [13:39.22] | sūn: duì |
| [13:40.59] | yuè: tīng wǒ de a, wǒ gěi nín duì" bā bā bà bà bā bā mā mā" éi bú duì |
| [13:47.30] | sūn: jiào shén me dōu bù guǎn yòng |
| [13:48.67] | yuè: bù gōng zhěng, bù gōng zhěng. mā mā! |
| [13:50.50] | sūn: mā mā? |
| [13:51.97] | yuè: mā mā méi máo má mù mò míng mí máng méng miàn, mǎn miàn mó! |
| [14:05.57] | sūn: wǒ tīng zhe xiàng qiǎng jié de! |
| [14:06.70] | yuè: hā hā hā hā hā hā! |
| [14:07.92] | sūn: hái méng miàn ne! |
| [14:10.26] | yuè: shǒu zì mǔ wǒ hái néng jiā zì ér! |
| [14:10.99] | sūn: hái néng? |
| [14:11.44] | yuè: wǒ huàn gè zì ér a, huàn gè s kāi tóu. |
| [14:13.84] | sūn: hǎo, jiù zhè gè |
| [14:14.78] | yuè: éi, quán dōu shì s kāi tóu, tīng zhe a. shū shū shì sān shí sān suì, shěn shěn shì sì shí sì suì, shū shū shěn shěn sān shēng sān shì shēng shēng shì shì suǒ suǒ suì suì! |
| [14:31.78] | sūn: hēi?! hái zhēn yǒu néng nài, nǐ kàn rén jiā a? zěn me zuó mo zhè dōu shì? wǒ gěi nǐ chū yī hǎo de zěn me yàng? |
| [14:40.33] | yuè: hǎo |
| [14:41.30] | sūn: yī hǎo shàng lián a, nín tīng wǒ zhè yī shàng lián shì" shàng hǎi zì lái shuǐ lái zì hǎi shàng" |
| [14:47.96] | yuè: zhè qī, běi jīng zhá jiàng miàn lái zì běi jīng!! |
| [14:50.44] | sūn: děng děng děng! zhāng zuǐ jiù lái! yuè: ? nín zuó mo zuó mo! yuè: a? yǒu mái fú! |
| [14:56.30] | yuè: hái yǒu mái fú? |
| [14:57.27] | yuè: duì a! |
| [14:59.24] | sūn: shàng hǎi zì lái shuǐ lái zì hǎi shàng, liǎng biān, zěn me niàn dōu shì yí yàng de! |
| [15:02.43] | yuè: ó! dǎ zhè biān kàn shì" shàng hǎi zì lái shuǐ lái zì hǎi shàng" |
| [15:04.49] | sūn: duì a |
| [15:05.57] | yuè: dǎ zhè biān kàn yě shì? |
| [15:06.38] | sūn: méi cuò |
| [15:07.60] | yuè: jiǎn dān, wǒ gěi nín duì |
| [15:09.40] | sūn: duì a, nǐ bú shì yǒu néng nài ma |
| [15:10.82] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì, shān xī yùn méi chē, méi yùn xī shān! |
| [15:20.79] | sūn: zhè?? méng de ba! |
| [15:22.35] | yuè: nǐ kàn wǒ jiāo ào de liǎn páng! |
| [15:23.54] | sūn: āi yō yō yō yō yō yō yō! xíng, zhè duì lián tǐng hǎo, wǒ zài gěi nín chū yí gè |
| [15:30.60] | nín tīng zhe a, wǒ zhè shàng lián shì" huáng shān luò yè sōng yè luò shān huáng" |
| [15:37.40] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì" shàng hǎi zì lái shuǐ" |
| [15:38.40] | sūn: nà shi wǒ de!! |
| [15:40.50] | yuè: shān xī yùn méi chē |
| [15:41.98] | sūn: nà, shuō guò le!! duì yī hǎo de |
| [15:44.10] | yuè: nǐ zài shuō yī biàn |
| [15:44.70] | sūn: méi zhé le ba? shuō duō yī biàn a, tīng qīng chǔ le a, huáng shān luò yè sōng yè luò shān huáng! |
| [15:52.68] | yuè: wǒ gěi nín duì 1380000831! |
| [15:59.72] | sūn: nà wǒ yào chū 1370000731 ne? |
| [16:03.50] | yuè: 1360000631 |
| [16:04.62] | sūn: 1350000531! |
| [16:07.53] | yuè: wǒ néng shuō dào dà nián chū yī 1340000...! |
| [16:08.18] | sūn: hāi! nà guǎn shén me yòng ne? bèi hào mǎ bù xíng zhè gè! |
| [16:11.27] | yuè: jiǎn dān a! |
| [16:11.68] | sūn: yō! zhè jiǎn dān le? |
| [16:13.20] | yuè: gāng cái duì le bàn tiān sūn lǎo shī, méi shén me xīn xiān de |
| [16:14.31] | sūn: zhè hái méi shén me xīn xiān de? |
| [16:16.22] | yuè: zhè yàng ba, wǒ sòng nín yī fù duì lián |
| [16:18.16] | sūn: sòng wǒ? |
| [16:19.73] | yuè: shàng lián shì wǒ shuō, xià lián yě shì wǒ shuō, hái sòng nín yí gè héng pī |
| [16:23.46] | sūn: yō! sòng chūn lián! yuè: áng? zhè nǐ yào xiě hǎo le wǒ tiē mén shàng! |
| [16:26.61] | yuè: hǎo! shàng lián |
| [16:28.83] | sūn: lái diǎn hǎo cí! |
| [16:29.40] | yuè: tiān zèng suì yuè |
| [16:30.39] | sūn: rén zēng shòu? chūn mǎn qián kūn fú mǎn mén? |
| [16:33.20] | yuè: wǒ néng zhè me jiǎn dān ma? |
| [16:34.11] | sūn: nín shén me ya? |
| [16:34.74] | yuè: wǒ néng gēn tā men yí yàng ma? |
| [16:35.62] | sūn: nín shuō shuō? |
| [16:36.26] | yuè: tīng zhe a |
| [16:36.78] | sūn: áng |
| [16:37.17] | yuè: tiān zēng suì yuè rén jīng shén! |
| [16:39.63] | sūn: rén jīng shén? yuè: áng xíng xíng xíng, xià lián! |
| [16:43.11] | yuè: yī nián gèng bǐ yī nián chén |
| [16:45.47] | sūn: chén?? |
| [16:46.87] | yuè: héng pī hǎo wā |
| [16:47.97] | sūn: héng pī shì? |
| [16:48.29] | yuè: héng pī shì sūn yuè gǒng mén |
| [16:49.66] | sūn: qù nǐ de ba!! |
| [10:3918] | sūn: ó, sì gè zì ér yě xíng? |
| [07:4753] | yuè: shàng! |
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