| [00:05.72] | 潘长江：刚刚花八千块钱，买了一个保健床垫 |
| [00:09.83] | 都说防老治病，差点儿要了我的老命 |
| [00:13.70] | 睡了一宿觉，绷起来七八回 |
| [00:16.05] | 咋绷的，自己看 |
| [00:22.06] | 本打算 |
| [00:23.12] | 趁着老伴儿旅游，给她个惊喜 |
| [00:26.43] | 这她要知道我花八千块钱，买了这么个破玩意儿 |
| [00:30.91] | 蔡明：我回来了 |
| [00:32.39] | 潘长江：哎哟我的妈呀 |
| [00:33.30] | 这就说回来，咋就回来了 |
| [00:34.97] | 不行，我得藏起来 |
| [00:37.85] | 来了 来了 来了... |
| [00:44.43] | 老伴儿 |
| [00:49.82] | 蔡明：怎么这么慢呢 |
| [00:51.61] | 再晚点儿我就改嫁了 |
| [00:55.03] | 哎哟，大白天儿的拉窗帘干什么呀 |
| [00:59.19] | 潘长江：老伴儿 |
| [01:00.20] | 蔡明：嗯 |
| [01:01.58] | 潘长江：嗯...你旅游回来，就没说给我带个礼物什么的 |
| [01:06.08] | 蔡明：带了，带了 |
| [01:07.18] | 我给你买了一个红外线智商测量仪 |
| [01:12.87] | 哎，来....测测你的智商 |
| [01:17.00] | 来，站上来，看看你的智商 |
| [01:21.61] | 零？ |
| [01:23.83] | 合着我嫁了个傻子 |
| [01:25.83] | 潘长江：哎呀，那怎么办？ |
| [01:27.56] | 蔡明：没关系，没关系 |
| [01:28.81] | 有补救的措施 |
| [01:31.48] | 健脑锤 |
| [01:37.39] | 再看看 再看看 |
| [01:40.08] | 一百四！哇，神童 |
| [01:45.03] | 潘长江：什么神童啊，这就是反应慢的体重秤 |
| [01:48.69] | 这得花多少钱啊 |
| [01:50.19] | 蔡明：一说花钱我想起来了 |
| [01:53.04] | 我攒那八千块钱，快给我 |
| [01:57.53] | 潘长江：那钱没在家 |
| [01:59.63] | 蔡明：没在家？ |
| [02:01.18] | 自己出去创业去了 |
| [02:03.83] | 潘长江：不是...那个... |
| [02:04.74] | 就天天帮咱家买菜那个快递小乔 |
| [02:08.46] | 他出车祸了 |
| [02:10.05] | 蔡明：哟，人没事儿吧？ |
| [02:11.41] | 潘长江：没大事，我把那八千块钱都借给他了 |
| [02:14.25] | 蔡明：哎哟，可怜的孩子 |
| [02:16.54] | 挺傻一人，怎么没点儿傻福呢 |
| [02:20.26] | 潘长江：那孩子可不傻 |
| [02:22.12] | 蔡明：谁呀？ |
| [02:23.09] | 乔杉：阿姨，是我小乔。你猜我是谁？ |
| [02:27.40] | 蔡明：这还不傻呢，这个...来了，来了 |
| [02:31.88] | 乔杉：阿姨。阿姨，这是给您买的菜 |
| [02:37.97] | 蔡明：快进来 |
| [02:45.41] | 乔儿啊，你这腿？ |
| [02:49.92] | 乔杉：怎么样？限量版的 |
| [02:52.45] | 蔡明：限量版的假肢？ |
| [02:55.50] | 乔杉：限量版的球鞋 |
| [02:58.38] | 蔡明：那这鞋穿上脚不能打弯儿吗？ |
| [03:00.87] | 乔杉：一打弯儿鞋不就出褶儿了吗 |
| [03:04.03] | 蔡明：这么金贵，多少钱啊？ |
| [03:06.41] | 乔杉：八千 |
| [03:07.72] | 蔡明：一分没给我剩 |
| [03:11.16] | 小乔，八千块钱买双球鞋，你就不心疼吗？ |
| [03:16.13] | 乔杉：心倒是不疼 |
| [03:17.89] | 就是老这么走道儿吧 |
| [03:20.02] | 这腿使不上劲儿，屁股有点儿疼 |
| [03:24.79] | 潘长江：那你赶紧回家养养屁股 |
| [03:26.04] | 蔡明：回来...回来...坐着...坐着... |
| [03:28.55] | 阿姨给你说两句话，你快过来！ |
| [03:31.75] | 小乔...你看，你大爷没什么本事 |
| [03:35.99] | 每个月就拿那么点儿退休金 |
| [03:38.56] | 乔杉：阿姨，您这么说我不就明白了嘛 |
| [03:41.01] | 您是想换老伴儿吧？ |
| [03:44.21] | 蔡明：胡说，这孩子，切 |
| [03:46.11] | 我跟你明说了吧 |
| [03:47.99] | 你买球鞋的这个钱啊，应该是给你出车祸用的 |
| [03:59.53] | 乔杉：不是，阿姨... |
| [04:01.96] | 您这个祝福是不是有点儿太恶毒了？ |
| [04:05.69] | 蔡明：他怎么装傻呢？ |
| [04:06.80] | 潘长江：老伴儿，别生气。我教育教育他 |
| [04:08.61] | 蔡明：这什么孩子 |
| [04:09.43] | 潘长江：你给我站起来 |
| [04:11.79] | 你怎么说坐就坐下了？啊！ |
| [04:16.02] | 乔儿啊，我们家有八千块钱让我给花了 |
| [04:19.40] | 你阿姨跟我要，我说把那八千块钱借给你了 |
| [04:22.83] | 你今天一定帮大爷把这事圆过去 |
| [04:25.06] | 乔杉：这事跟我有啥关系？ |
| [04:26.48] | 潘长江：你这球鞋真好 |
| [04:27.60] | 乔杉：包我身上了，来 |
| [04:30.49] | 阿姨 |
| [04:31.51] | 蔡明：哎哎哎，来了，来了...怎么着？ |
| [04:36.38] | 乔杉：阿姨，我大爷那八千块钱借我了 |
| [04:40.07] | 蔡明：哎，这才是好孩子 |
| [04:42.18] | 来，还给我，八千 |
| [04:46.35] | 乔杉：大爷，他让我还钱 |
| [04:47.52] | 潘长江：让你还你就还，磨叽啥 |
| [04:49.13] | 蔡明：快点儿，赶紧的，手机，嘀一下子来 |
| [04:53.31] | 这儿，这儿...看这儿 |
| [04:55.47] | 乔杉：我怎么感觉是个陷阱呢？ |
| [04:58.55] | 蔡明：来，好好好，到了到了 |
| [05:01.32] | 潘长江：老伴儿，老伴儿 |
| [05:03.33] | 你着急要那八千块钱想干嘛呀？ |
| [05:05.02] | 蔡明：嗯，给那谁 |
| [05:06.15] | 潘长江：谁？ |
| [05:07.15] | 蔡明：我儿子，你不认识 |
| [05:10.74] | 潘长江;你儿子，我不认识 |
| [05:12.34] | 合着咱俩过了这么多年算“室友”呗 |
| [05:16.83] | 蔡明：不是，是这么回事 |
| [05:18.86] | 这回我出去旅游，我上了三天的养生讲座 |
| [05:23.52] | 那老师人特别好，认我当了干妈 |
| [05:31.23][05:27.52] | 我在他那儿买了一个“大”保健品送给你 |
| [05:31.24] | 潘长江：是嘛 |
| [05:33.51] | 乔杉：那你得花多少钱啊？ |
| [05:34.43] | 蔡明：你鞋，起褶儿了 |
| [05:36.56] | 潘长江：你找谁啊？ |
| [05:47.65] | 蔡明：优优 |
| [05:49.45] | 葛优：妈妈 |
| [05:55.76] | 潘长江：撒开！撒开！干嘛呢！撒开！ |
| [05:59.02] | 蔡明：喊什么，喊什么，喊什么！ |
| [06:01.16] | 那么大的人，跟孩子吃醋 |
| [06:03.57] | 潘长江：他是孩子？ |
| [06:06.17] | 蔡明：优优，妈妈给你介绍一下 |
| [06:08.24] | 这是你爸爸...往下看 |
| [06:15.48] | 葛优：这些年，您受委屈了 |
| [06:19.13] | 蔡明：这孩子 |
| [06:19.84] | 潘长江：儿啊，您今年“高寿”了？ |
| [06:24.03] | 葛优：再大，也是您的“儿子” |
| [06:27.15] | 来！上“孝心”！ |
| [06:30.72] | 蔡明：哇...！ |
| [06:34.14] | 葛优：楼下等我 |
| [06:36.41] | 蔡明：哎呀...到了，到了 |
| [06:38.04] | 我这就把八千块钱转你 |
| [06:39.72] | [葛优：唉，好！ |
| [06:40.53] | 乔杉：等会儿！啥破床垫就值八千块钱啊 |
| [06:43.77] | 里面絮的是球鞋啊？ |
| [06:45.71] | 葛优：这这这...这位...也是“儿子”？ |
| [06:49.73] | 乔杉：快递小乔 |
| [06:50.61] | 葛优：哦，那你赶紧送快递去吧，别耽误我们“一家人”团圆 |
| [06:54.98] | 潘长江：“心诚则灵” |
| [06:58.57] | 葛优：心不诚...也灵 |
| [07:01.65] | 恭喜你们二位成为我们华北地区最健康的老人 |
| [07:07.62] | 蔡明：噢耶！ |
| [07:09.59] | 潘长江：哎...哎...老伴儿... |
| [07:13.29] | 别高兴了，他就是个大骗子 |
| [07:15.33] | 蔡明：别胡说，咱不能以貌取人 |
| [07:19.87] | 潘长江：我就实话跟你说吧 |
| [07:21.13] | 那八千块钱我根本就没借给小乔 |
| [07:23.20] | 买了一个跟你这一模一样的床垫子 |
| [07:25.48] | 就是他们骗子公司的 |
| [07:27.15] | 你看看这床垫子，长成啥样了 |
| [07:31.67] | 看！所有弹簧都绷出来了 |
| [07:34.63] | 乔杉：哎呀妈呀，那“儿子”，请解释 |
| [07:46.38] | 葛优：这么快就见效了 |
| [07:49.10] | 潘长江：见效了？见血了 |
| [07:53.56] | 葛优：我尊敬的父亲，这是我们的针灸功能 |
| [08:03.33] | 这个弹簧...这个弹簧...就是在夜深人静 |
| [08:08.84] | 人最放松的时候...啪...啾啾啾啾啾啾啾... |
| [08:19.02] | “偷袭”你的穴位 |
| [08:21.95] | 偷袭有提前通知的吗？ |
| [08:23.92] | 蔡明：没有 |
| [08:24.99] | 潘长江：那...那我后背还刮出不少血印子呢 |
| [08:28.03] | 葛优：刮痧功能 |
| [08:30.35] | 潘长江：那我睡宿觉还起红疹了呢 |
| [08:33.16] | 葛优：排毒功能 |
| [08:35.58] | 潘长江：那我...那我睡到半夜，绷起来七八米高 |
| [08:38.91] | 这怎么说？ |
| [08:40.97] | 葛优：娱乐功能 |
| [08:45.27] | 蔡明：你赚了，还能玩儿的咵咵... |
| [08:48.36] | 乔杉：先别咵咵了阿姨，来，看看啊 |
| [08:53.04] | 你这里边絮的可都是干草 |
| [08:57.25] | 葛优：这是纯天然草本精华 |
| [09:01.14] | 我尊敬的母亲，我送您的这版还是2.0的 |
| [09:06.90] | 功能加倍 |
| [09:09.55] | 专治风湿高血压 |
| [09:12.08] | 减肥抗癌防脱发 |
| [09:17.63] | 乔杉：阿姨，你等会儿吧 |
| [09:19.38] | 阿姨，他卖的床垫子防脱发，你信吗 |
| [09:23.32] | 蔡明：我当然信了，他...哎呀... |
| [09:28.36] | 葛优：小兄弟，我这是剃了 |
| [09:33.32] | 自打睡了这个床垫子，头发长得太快 |
| [09:38.04] | 早上剃光了，晚上就能挡眼睛 |
| [09:43.60] | 中午啊，都不敢午睡 |
| [09:45.68] | 蔡明：那是不能再午睡了 |
| [09:47.26] | 要不然就成了墩布了 |
| [09:49.77] | 潘长江：等一会儿吧 |
| [09:50.77] | 睡这床垫子还能长头发 |
| [09:54.37] | 葛优：我尊敬的父亲 |
| [09:57.60] | 何止啊 |
| [10:01.07] | 还长个儿呢！ |
| [10:07.69] | 您能想象吗？ |
| [10:10.62] | 几年前我的身高，只能仰望您 |
| [10:15.95] | 睡了半年床垫，您再瞧 |
| [10:22.95] | 潘长江：哎？ |
| [10:24.26] | 乔杉：别哎了，大爷，别哎了 |
| [10:26.32] | 我告诉你，我大爷可上过你们一回当 |
| [10:28.84] | 今天如果再能让你给骗了，我今儿就把这床垫子吃了，大爷 |
| [10:34.47] | 阿姨，我支持你换老伴儿 |
| [10:38.34] | 咱这钱可是不能转给他，听见没 |
| [10:41.34] | 蔡明：多谢提醒，来，转钱 |
| [10:44.88] | 乔杉：她转钱你管不管啊 |
| [10:45.85] | 潘长江：转得对 |
| [10:47.66] | 蔡明：哎呀，快起来吧！ |
| [10:48.94] | 你长得太高，上公共汽车我还得给你买票 |
| [10:53.25] | 葛优：哎呀...哎呀... |
| [10:57.96] | 蔡明：怎么了...怎么了孩子 |
| [10:59.54] | 葛优：儿子无能啊！只能让你们二老睡这种初级产品 |
| [11:06.64] | 蔡明：初级产品？那就是说还有高级产品了？ |
| [11:10.74] | 葛优：太空睡眠仓 |
| [11:13.60] | 潘长江：那...那是个什么东西？ |
| [11:16.10] | 葛优：我这么跟你们说吧 |
| [11:17.88] | 我有一个同事 |
| [11:19.75] | 那个脑袋，让公司的那个大门给挤没了 |
| [11:25.26] | 就在这个太空舱里躺了两天 |
| [11:30.07] | 你们猜怎么着 |
| [11:31.18] | 蔡明、潘长江：怎么着 |
| [11:32.92] | 葛优：死了 |
| [11:35.42] | 又过了两天 |
| [11:37.49][11:37.44] | 喯儿，长出一新脑袋 |
| [11:40.54] | 科技的力量啊 |
| [11:44.99] | 乔杉：你是真能骗啊！ |
| [11:46.80] | 葛优：你这个鞋真是不错啊 |
| [11:48.41] | 乔杉：八千块钱限量版呢 |
| [11:50.29] | [蔡明：优优，我们也不用长什么脑袋 |
| [11:54.20] | 我们就想长命百岁行吗？ |
| [11:57.28] | 葛优：百岁只是起步，三五百岁也有可能 |
| [12:03.22] | 蔡明：那咱俩就成了老不死的了 |
| [12:06.48] | 潘长江：太好了！ |
| [12:09.17] | 我尊敬的儿子，请问这太空睡眠仓多少钱？ |
| [12:14.34] | 葛优：十八万 |
| [12:17.08] | 乔杉：我告诉你，你适可而止吧 |
| [12:18.90] | 你现在这种行为，就是逼着二老卖房子 |
| [12:22.87] | 蔡明：多谢提醒！ |
| [12:24.80] | 优优，我把房产证押你这儿行吗？ |
| [12:27.68] | 葛优：行啊！ |
| [12:28.30] | 潘长江：对！赶紧找房产证！ |
| [12:30.37] | 蔡明：快快，咱搁哪儿了 |
| [12:31.36] | 乔杉：这是要疯了 |
| [12:32.73] | 不行，我得报警 |
| [12:34.99] | 你别走啊，我告诉你 |
| [12:36.32] | 潘长江：想耽误我长个儿，没门儿 |
| [12:40.85] | 乔杉：我有手机，我打手机，你等着 |
| [12:44.71] | 不是，阿姨 |
| [12:46.50] | 蔡明：鞋 |
| [12:48.40] | 乔杉：阿姨，阿姨 |
| [12:50.47] | 我这么说你怎么就不明白呢！ |
| [12:53.44] | 翟天临：我回来了！ |
| [12:57.96] | 葛优：妈妈，咱们家来人了！ |
| [13:00.64] | 翟天临：对不起！我走错门了 |
| [13:02.08] | 乔杉：你没错！ |
| [13:04.11] | 翟天临：小乔，你怎么在这儿？ |
| [13:05.42] | 乔杉：你快过来，天临 |
| [13:07.32] | 你快管管你爸你妈吧 |
| [13:08.84] | 他们说睡这床垫子 |
| [13:10.17] | 又针灸还能刮痧 |
| [13:12.00] | 完了说搁他那儿睡，一下就能长出个脑袋 |
| [13:14.55] | 你爸你妈现在要整个睡眠仓上太空 |
| [13:18.64] | 翟天临：啊？ |
| [13:20.18] | 乔杉：给你爸绷七八米高 |
| [13:22.96] | 翟天临：什么？ |
| [13:24.15] | 乔杉：哎哟，你们这一家子都什么理解能力啊 |
| [13:27.24] | 气死我了！哼！ |
| [13:30.40] | 蔡明：哎呀，我宝贝儿回来 |
| [13:32.32] | 翟天临：妈，爸，我回来了 |
| [13:34.79] | 蔡明：半年都没回家了 |
| [13:36.20] | 翟天临：太忙了 |
| [13:37.46] | 蔡明：来来来，妈妈给你介绍一下 |
| [13:39.83] | 来，这是你哥，叫哥哥 |
| [13:48.62] | 翟天临：爸，你这是几岁犯的错误这是？ |
| [13:52.10] | 潘长江：我九岁那年...什么玩意我犯错误了？ |
| [13:54.72] | 这是我跟你妈刚认的干儿子 |
| [13:57.88] | 乔杉：什么干儿子，他就是个大骗子 |
| [14:00.10] | 他弄俩床垫子 |
| [14:01.52] | 蔡明、潘长江、葛优：外人别插嘴 |
| [14:03.20] | 乔杉：我欠呢我，我欠 |
| [14:04.86] | 葛优：咱们才是一家人 |
| [14:07.94] | 我尊敬的弟弟 |
| [14:09.92] | 我看你的脸色不太好，是不是最近睡眠有问题啊 |
| [14:15.14] | 翟天临：还真是 |
| [14:16.29] | 葛优：那你就听你哥的，在这个垫子上你就好好的... |
| [14:32.53] | 交警 |
| [14:34.48] | 翟天临：刑警 |
| [14:35.65] | 葛优：刑...我看行 |
| [14:38.85] | 你回来了，哥哥就放心了 |
| [14:40.42] | 你们一家在一起多好啊 |
| [14:42.75] | 我以后会常回家看看，都别送...都别送 |
| [14:47.90] | 翟天临：谁送你了 |
| [14:48.15] | 蔡明：别着急走啊，房产证还没拿呢 |
| [14:50.73] | 潘长江：对！ |
| [14:51.48] | 葛优：房子就给老二吧 |
| [14:53.67] | 翟天临：妈，这房产证是怎么回事？ |
| [14:56.00] | 乔杉：他，要骗你们家房子 |
| [14:58.07] | 翟天临：你到底是干什么的？ |
| [15:03.73] | 葛优：太遗憾了，我都替二老惭愧 |
| [15:07.75] | 其实我的真实身份呢，是防诈骗义务宣传员 |
| [15:14.39] | 你们二老没有通过我们的这个小测试 |
| [15:18.02] | 这么高我也下不去啊 |
| [15:21.91] | 你们二老以后要擦亮眼睛，提高警惕，再见 |
| [15:28.62] | 翟天临：等会儿 |
| [15:30.13] | 这心诚则灵床垫是你在卖吗？ |
| [15:32.66] | 葛优：卖就见外了，有偿尽孝...有偿尽孝 |
| [15:35.83] | 翟天临：行。我们查得这么紧，还敢顶风作案 |
| [15:39.00] | 挺执着啊！ |
| [15:40.18] | 走！跟我到派出所走一趟 |
| [15:42.34] | 潘长江：儿子！你要干嘛？ |
| [15:44.65] | 翟天临：这就是个大骗子，我得把他抓走，啊 |
| [15:47.51] | 蔡明：天临！ |
| [15:49.00] | 我们辛辛苦苦供你上大学、当警察 |
| [15:52.66] | 就为了让你回家抓你哥哥的吗？ |
| [15:56.02] | 把你哥放了！ |
| [15:57.24] | 潘长江：对！ |
| [15:57.86] | 蔡明：把你爸抓走吧 |
| [16:00.90] | 我都让他给气糊涂了 |
| [16:03.60] | 翟天临：你们是真糊涂了！ |
| [16:05.47] | 爸，妈，老年人都希望自己能够长命百岁 |
| [16:09.18] | 身体健康，少给子女们添麻烦 |
| [16:11.91] | 我理解 |
| [16:12.64] | 但这些骗子，他们也是利用了这种心理 |
| [16:16.24] | 我这有网上的公示 |
| [16:19.47] | 心诚则灵集团 |
| [16:24.14] | 涉嫌诈骗，以及制售伪劣商品 |
| [16:27.27] | 这回信了吧 |
| [16:30.92] | 蔡明：优优，你真的是骗子啊 |
| [16:35.60] | 葛优：一家人说什么骗不骗的 |
| [16:38.32] | 但是你们二老以后在外边真得当心 |
| [16:42.05] | 正好我这有一款老年防诈骗手镯 |
| [16:47.14] | 亲友优惠价 |
| [16:49.01] | 乔杉：还骗呢你！ |
| [16:50.55] | 翟天临：巧了 |
| [16:51.57] | 我这也有一副防诈骗手镯 |
| [16:55.44] | 还是免费的 |
| [16:57.52] | 葛优：啊？这是玫瑰金的吧？ |
| [17:02.14] | 翟天临：新款的，走吧 |
| [17:04.81] | 葛优：走走...好了好了...都别送 |
| [17:06.77] | 乔杉：还玫瑰金呢！你听懂呀你 |
| [17:08.93] | 葛优：不送，不送 |
| [17:10.09] | 蔡明：再让我看看那个手镯 |
| [17:12.22] | 潘长江：有男款的吗？ |
| [00:05.72] | pan chang jiang: gang gang hua ba qian kuai qian, mai le yi ge bao jian chuang dian |
| [00:09.83] | dou shuo fang lao zhi bing, cha dian er yao le wo de lao ming |
| [00:13.70] | shui le yi xiu jue, beng qi lai qi ba hui |
| [00:16.05] | za beng de, zi ji kan |
| [00:22.06] | ben da suan |
| [00:23.12] | chen zhe lao ban er lv you, gei ta ge jing xi |
| [00:26.43] | zhe ta yao zhi dao wo hua ba qian kuai qian, mai le zhe me ge po wan yi er |
| [00:30.91] | cai ming: wo hui lai le |
| [00:32.39] | pan chang jiang: ai yo wo de ma ya |
| [00:33.30] | zhe jiu shuo hui lai, za jiu hui lai le |
| [00:34.97] | bu xing, wo de cang qi lai |
| [00:37.85] | lai le lai le lai le... |
| [00:44.43] | lao ban er |
| [00:49.82] | cai ming: zen me zhe me man ne |
| [00:51.61] | zai wan dian er wo jiu gai jia le |
| [00:55.03] | ai yo, da bai tian r de la chuang lian gan shen me ya |
| [00:59.19] | pan chang jiang: lao ban er |
| [01:00.20] | cai ming: |
| [01:01.58] | pan chang jiang: ... ni lv you hui lai, jiu mei shuo gei wo dai ge li wu shen me de |
| [01:06.08] | cai ming: dai le, dai le |
| [01:07.18] | wo gei ni mai le yi ge hong wai xian zhi shang ce liang yi |
| [01:12.87] | ai, lai.... ce ce ni de zhi shang |
| [01:17.00] | lai, zhan shang lai, kan kan ni de zhi shang |
| [01:21.61] | ling? |
| [01:23.83] | he zhe wo jia le ge sha zi |
| [01:25.83] | pan chang jiang: ai ya, na zen me ban? |
| [01:27.56] | cai ming: mei guan xi, mei guan xi |
| [01:28.81] | you bu jiu de cuo shi |
| [01:31.48] | jian nao chui |
| [01:37.39] | zai kan kan zai kan kan |
| [01:40.08] | yi bai si! wa, shen tong |
| [01:45.03] | pan chang jiang: shen me shen tong a, zhe jiu shi fan ying man de ti zhong cheng |
| [01:48.69] | zhe de hua duo shao qian a |
| [01:50.19] | cai ming: yi shuo hua qian wo xiang qi lai le |
| [01:53.04] | wo zan na ba qian kuai qian, kuai gei wo |
| [01:57.53] | pan chang jiang: na qian mei zai jia |
| [01:59.63] | cai ming: mei zai jia? |
| [02:01.18] | zi ji chu qu chuang ye qu le |
| [02:03.83] | pan chang jiang: bu shi... na ge... |
| [02:04.74] | jiu tian tian bang za jia mai cai na ge kuai di xiao qiao |
| [02:08.46] | ta chu che huo le |
| [02:10.05] | cai ming: yo, ren mei shi er ba? |
| [02:11.41] | pan chang jiang: mei da shi, wo ba na ba qian kuai qian dou jie gei ta le |
| [02:14.25] | cai ming: ai yo, ke lian de hai zi |
| [02:16.54] | ting sha yi ren, zen me mei dian er sha fu ne |
| [02:20.26] | pan chang jiang: na hai zi ke bu sha |
| [02:22.12] | cai ming: shui ya? |
| [02:23.09] | qiao shan: a yi, shi wo xiao qiao. ni cai wo shi shui? |
| [02:27.40] | cai ming: zhe hai bu sha ne, zhe ge... lai le, lai le |
| [02:31.88] | qiao shan: a yi. a yi, zhe shi gei nin mai de cai |
| [02:37.97] | cai ming: kuai jin lai |
| [02:45.41] | qiao er a, ni zhe tui? |
| [02:49.92] | qiao shan: zen me yang? xian liang ban de |
| [02:52.45] | cai ming: xian liang ban de jia zhi? |
| [02:55.50] | qiao shan: xian liang ban de qiu xie |
| [02:58.38] | cai ming: na zhe xie chuan shang jiao bu neng da wan er ma? |
| [03:00.87] | qiao shan: yi da wan er xie bu jiu chu zhe er le ma |
| [03:04.03] | cai ming: zhe me jin gui, duo shao qian a? |
| [03:06.41] | qiao shan: ba qian |
| [03:07.72] | cai ming: yi fen mei gei wo sheng |
| [03:11.16] | xiao qiao, ba qian kuai qian mai shuang qiu xie, ni jiu bu xin teng ma? |
| [03:16.13] | qiao shan: xin dao shi bu teng |
| [03:17.89] | jiu shi lao zhe me zou dao er ba |
| [03:20.02] | zhe tui shi bu shang jin r, pi gu you dian er teng |
| [03:24.79] | pan chang jiang: na ni gan jin hui jia yang yang pi gu |
| [03:26.04] | cai ming: hui lai... hui lai... zuo zhe... zuo zhe... |
| [03:28.55] | a yi gei ni shuo liang ju hua, ni kuai guo lai! |
| [03:31.75] | xiao qiao... ni kan, ni da ye mei shen me ben shi |
| [03:35.99] | mei ge yue jiu na na me dian er tui xiu jin |
| [03:38.56] | qiao shan: a yi, nin zhe me shuo wo bu jiu ming bai le ma |
| [03:41.01] | nin shi xiang huan lao ban er ba? |
| [03:44.21] | cai ming: hu shuo, zhe hai zi, qie |
| [03:46.11] | wo gen ni ming shuo le ba |
| [03:47.99] | ni mai qiu xie de zhe ge qian a, ying gai shi gei ni chu che huo yong de |
| [03:59.53] | qiao shan: bu shi, a yi... |
| [04:01.96] | nin zhe ge zhu fu shi bu shi you dian er tai e du le? |
| [04:05.69] | cai ming: ta zen me zhuang sha ne? |
| [04:06.80] | pan chang jiang: lao ban er, bie sheng qi. wo jiao yu jiao yu ta |
| [04:08.61] | cai ming: zhe shen me hai zi |
| [04:09.43] | pan chang jiang: ni gei wo zhan qi lai |
| [04:11.79] | ni zen me shuo zuo jiu zuo xia le? a! |
| [04:16.02] | qiao er a, wo men jia you ba qian kuai qian rang wo gei hua le |
| [04:19.40] | ni a yi gen wo yao, wo shuo ba na ba qian kuai qian jie gei ni le |
| [04:22.83] | ni jin tian yi ding bang da ye ba zhe shi yuan guo qu |
| [04:25.06] | qiao shan: zhe shi gen wo you sha guan xi? |
| [04:26.48] | pan chang jiang: ni zhe qiu xie zhen hao |
| [04:27.60] | qiao shan: bao wo shen shang le, lai |
| [04:30.49] | a yi |
| [04:31.51] | cai ming: ai ai ai, lai le, lai le... zen me zhao? |
| [04:36.38] | qiao shan: a yi, wo da ye na ba qian kuai qian jie wo le |
| [04:40.07] | cai ming: ai, zhe cai shi hao hai zi |
| [04:42.18] | lai, huan gei wo, ba qian |
| [04:46.35] | qiao shan: da ye, ta rang wo huan qian |
| [04:47.52] | pan chang jiang: rang ni hai ni jiu hai, mo ji sha |
| [04:49.13] | cai ming: kuai dian r, gan jin de, shou ji, di yi xia zi lai |
| [04:53.31] | zhe er, zhe er... kan zhe er |
| [04:55.47] | qiao shan: wo zen me gan jue shi ge xian jing ne? |
| [04:58.55] | cai ming: lai, hao hao hao, dao le dao le |
| [05:01.32] | pan chang jiang: lao ban er, lao ban er |
| [05:03.33] | ni zhao ji yao na ba qian kuai qian xiang gan ma ya? |
| [05:05.02] | cai ming: , gei na shui |
| [05:06.15] | pan chang jiang: shui? |
| [05:07.15] | cai ming: wo er zi, ni bu ren shi |
| [05:10.74] | pan chang jiang ni er zi, wo bu ren shi |
| [05:12.34] | he zhe zan lia guo le zhe me duo nian suan" shi you" bei |
| [05:16.83] | cai ming: bu shi, shi zhe me hui shi |
| [05:18.86] | zhe hui wo chu qu lv you, wo shang le san tian de yang sheng jiang zuo |
| [05:23.52] | na lao shi ren te bie hao, ren wo dang le gan ma |
| [05:31.23][05:27.52] | wo zai ta na er mai le yi ge" da" bao jian pin song gei ni |
| [05:31.24] | pan chang jiang: shi ma |
| [05:33.51] | qiao shan: na ni de hua duo shao qian a? |
| [05:34.43] | cai ming: ni xie, qi zhe er le |
| [05:36.56] | pan chang jiang: ni zhao shui a? |
| [05:47.65] | cai ming: you you |
| [05:49.45] | ge you: ma ma |
| [05:55.76] | pan chang jiang: sa kai! sa kai! gan ma ne! sa kai! |
| [05:59.02] | cai ming: han shen me, han shen me, han shen me! |
| [06:01.16] | na me da de ren, gen hai zi chi cu |
| [06:03.57] | pan chang jiang: ta shi hai zi? |
| [06:06.17] | cai ming: you you, ma ma gei ni jie shao yi xia |
| [06:08.24] | zhe shi ni ba ba... wang xia kan |
| [06:15.48] | ge you: zhei xie nian, nin shou wei qu le |
| [06:19.13] | cai ming: zhe hai zi |
| [06:19.84] | pan chang jiang: er a, nin jin nian" gao shou" le? |
| [06:24.03] | ge you: zai da, ye shi nin de" er zi" |
| [06:27.15] | lai! shang" xiao xin"! |
| [06:30.72] | cai ming: wa...! |
| [06:34.14] | ge you: lou xia deng wo |
| [06:36.41] | cai ming: ai ya... dao le, dao le |
| [06:38.04] | wo zhe jiu ba ba qian kuai qian zhuan ni |
| [06:39.72] | ge you: ai, hao! |
| [06:40.53] | qiao shan: deng hui er! sha po chuang dian jiu zhi ba qian kuai qian a |
| [06:43.77] | li mian xu de shi qiu xie a? |
| [06:45.71] | ge you: zhe zhe zhe... zhe wei... ye shi" er zi"? |
| [06:49.73] | qiao shan: kuai di xiao qiao |
| [06:50.61] | ge you: o, na ni gan jin song kuai di qu ba, bie dan wu wo men" yi jia ren" tuan yuan |
| [06:54.98] | pan chang jiang:" xin cheng ze ling" |
| [06:58.57] | ge you: xin bu cheng... ye ling |
| [07:01.65] | gong xi ni men er wei cheng wei wo men hua bei di qu zui jian kang de lao ren |
| [07:07.62] | cai ming: o ye! |
| [07:09.59] | pan chang jiang: ai... ai... lao ban er... |
| [07:13.29] | bie gao xing le, ta jiu shi ge da pian zi |
| [07:15.33] | cai ming: bie hu shuo, zan bu neng yi mao qu ren |
| [07:19.87] | pan chang jiang: wo jiu shi hua gen ni shuo ba |
| [07:21.13] | na ba qian kuai qian wo gen ben jiu mei jie gei xiao qiao |
| [07:23.20] | mai le yi ge gen ni zhe yi mu yi yang de chuang dian zi |
| [07:25.48] | jiu shi ta men pian zi gong si de |
| [07:27.15] | ni kan kan zhe chuang dian zi, chang cheng sha yang le |
| [07:31.67] | kan! suo you tan huang dou beng chu lai le |
| [07:34.63] | qiao shan: ai ya ma ya, na" er zi", qing jie shi |
| [07:46.38] | ge you: zhe me kuai jiu jian xiao le |
| [07:49.10] | pan chang jiang: jian xiao le? jian xue le |
| [07:53.56] | ge you: wo zun jing de fu qin, zhe shi wo men de zhen jiu gong neng |
| [08:03.33] | zhe ge tan huang... zhe ge tan huang... jiu shi zai ye shen ren jing |
| [08:08.84] | ren zui fang song de shi hou... pa... jiu jiu jiu jiu jiu jiu jiu... |
| [08:19.02] | " tou xi" ni de xue wei |
| [08:21.95] | tou xi you ti qian tong zhi de ma? |
| [08:23.92] | cai ming: mei you |
| [08:24.99] | pan chang jiang: na... na wo hou bei hai gua chu bu shao xue yin zi ne |
| [08:28.03] | ge you: gua sha gong neng |
| [08:30.35] | pan chang jiang: na wo shui su jue hai qi hong zhen le ne |
| [08:33.16] | ge you: pai du gong neng |
| [08:35.58] | pan chang jiang: na wo... na wo shui dao ban ye, beng qi lai qi ba mi gao |
| [08:38.91] | zhe zen me shuo? |
| [08:40.97] | ge you: yu le gong neng |
| [08:45.27] | cai ming: ni zhuan le, hai neng wan er de kua kua... |
| [08:48.36] | qiao shan: xian bie kua kua le a yi, lai, kan kan a |
| [08:53.04] | ni zhe li bian xu de ke dou shi gan cao |
| [08:57.25] | ge you: zhe shi chun tian ran cao ben jing hua |
| [09:01.14] | wo zun jing de mu qin, wo song nin de zhe ban hai shi 2. 0 de |
| [09:06.90] | gong neng jia bei |
| [09:09.55] | zhuan zhi feng shi gao xue ya |
| [09:12.08] | jian fei kang ai fang tuo fa |
| [09:17.63] | qiao shan: a yi, ni deng hui er ba |
| [09:19.38] | a yi, ta mai de chuang dian zi fang tuo fa, ni xin ma |
| [09:23.32] | cai ming: wo dang ran xin le, ta... ai ya... |
| [09:28.36] | ge you: xiao xiong di, wo zhe shi ti le |
| [09:33.32] | zi da shui le zhe ge chuang dian zi, tou fa zhang de tai kuai |
| [09:38.04] | zao shang ti guang le, wan shang jiu neng dang yan jing |
| [09:43.60] | zhong wu a, dou bu gan wu shui |
| [09:45.68] | cai ming: na shi bu neng zai wu shui le |
| [09:47.26] | yao bu ran jiu cheng le dun bu le |
| [09:49.77] | pan chang jiang: deng yi hui r ba |
| [09:50.77] | shui zhe chuang dian zi hai neng chang tou fa |
| [09:54.37] | ge you: wo zun jing de fu qin |
| [09:57.60] | he zhi a |
| [10:01.07] | hai zhang ge er ne! |
| [10:07.69] | nin neng xiang xiang ma? |
| [10:10.62] | ji nian qian wo de shen gao, zhi neng yang wang nin |
| [10:15.95] | shui le ban nian chuang dian, nin zai qiao |
| [10:22.95] | pan chang jiang: ai? |
| [10:24.26] | qiao shan: bie ai le, da ye, bie ai le |
| [10:26.32] | wo gao su ni, wo da ye ke shang guo ni men yi hui dang |
| [10:28.84] | jin tian ru guo zai neng rang ni gei pian le, wo jin er jiu ba zhe chuang dian zi chi le, da ye |
| [10:34.47] | a yi, wo zhi chi ni huan lao ban er |
| [10:38.34] | zan zhe qian ke shi bu neng zhuan gei ta, ting jian mei |
| [10:41.34] | cai ming: duo xie ti xing, lai, zhuan qian |
| [10:44.88] | qiao shan: ta zhuan qian ni guan bu guan a |
| [10:45.85] | pan chang jiang: zhuan de dui |
| [10:47.66] | cai ming: ai ya, kuai qi lai ba! |
| [10:48.94] | ni zhang de tai gao, shang gong gong qi che wo hai de gei ni mai piao |
| [10:53.25] | ge you: ai ya... ai ya... |
| [10:57.96] | cai ming: zen me le... zen me le hai zi |
| [10:59.54] | ge you: er zi wu neng a! zhi neng rang ni men er lao shui zhe zhong chu ji chan pin |
| [11:06.64] | cai ming: chu ji chan pin? na jiu shi shuo hai you gao ji chan pin le? |
| [11:10.74] | ge you: tai kong shui mian cang |
| [11:13.60] | pan chang jiang: na... na shi ge shen me dong xi? |
| [11:16.10] | ge you: wo zhe me gen ni men shuo ba |
| [11:17.88] | wo you yi ge tong shi |
| [11:19.75] | na ge nao dai, rang gong si de na ge da men gei ji mei le |
| [11:25.26] | jiu zai zhe ge tai kong cang li tang le liang tian |
| [11:30.07] | ni men cai zen me zhao |
| [11:31.18] | cai ming pan chang jiang: zen me zhao |
| [11:32.92] | ge you: si le |
| [11:35.42] | you guo le liang tian |
| [11:37.49][11:37.44] | pen er, zhang chu yi xin nao dai |
| [11:40.54] | ke ji de li liang a |
| [11:44.99] | qiao shan: ni shi zhen neng pian a! |
| [11:46.80] | ge you: ni zhe ge xie zhen shi bu cuo a |
| [11:48.41] | qiao shan: ba qian kuai qian xian liang ban ne |
| [11:50.29] | cai ming: you you, wo men ye bu yong zhang shen me nao dai |
| [11:54.20] | wo men jiu xiang chang ming bai sui xing ma? |
| [11:57.28] | ge you: bai sui zhi shi qi bu, san wu bai sui ye you ke neng |
| [12:03.22] | cai ming: na zan lia jiu cheng le lao bu si de le |
| [12:06.48] | pan chang jiang: tai hao le! |
| [12:09.17] | wo zun jing de er zi, qing wen zhe tai kong shui mian cang duo shao qian? |
| [12:14.34] | ge you: shi ba wan |
| [12:17.08] | qiao shan: wo gao su ni, ni shi ke er zhi ba |
| [12:18.90] | ni xian zai zhe zhong xing wei, jiu shi bi zhe er lao mai fang zi |
| [12:22.87] | cai ming: duo xie ti xing! |
| [12:24.80] | you you, wo ba fang chan zheng ya ni zhe er xing ma? |
| [12:27.68] | ge you: xing a! |
| [12:28.30] | pan chang jiang: dui! gan jin zhao fang chan zheng! |
| [12:30.37] | cai ming: kuai kuai, zan ge na er le |
| [12:31.36] | qiao shan: zhe shi yao feng le |
| [12:32.73] | bu xing, wo de bao jing |
| [12:34.99] | ni bie zou a, wo gao su ni |
| [12:36.32] | pan chang jiang: xiang dan wu wo zhang ge er, mei men r |
| [12:40.85] | qiao shan: wo you shou ji, wo da shou ji, ni deng zhe |
| [12:44.71] | bu shi, a yi |
| [12:46.50] | cai ming: xie |
| [12:48.40] | qiao shan: a yi, a yi |
| [12:50.47] | wo zhe me shuo ni zen me jiu bu ming bai ne! |
| [12:53.44] | di tian lin: wo hui lai le! |
| [12:57.96] | ge you: ma ma, zan men jia lai ren le! |
| [13:00.64] | di tian lin: dui bu qi! wo zou cuo men le |
| [13:02.08] | qiao shan: ni mei cuo! |
| [13:04.11] | di tian lin: xiao qiao, ni zen me zai zhe er? |
| [13:05.42] | qiao shan: ni kuai guo lai, tian lin |
| [13:07.32] | ni kuai guan guan ni ba ni ma ba |
| [13:08.84] | ta men shuo shui zhe chuang dian zi |
| [13:10.17] | you zhen jiu hai neng gua sha |
| [13:12.00] | wan le shuo ge ta na er shui, yi xia jiu neng zhang chu ge nao dai |
| [13:14.55] | ni ba ni ma xian zai yao zheng ge shui mian cang shang tai kong |
| [13:18.64] | di tian lin: a? |
| [13:20.18] | qiao shan: gei ni ba beng qi ba mi gao |
| [13:22.96] | di tian lin: shen me? |
| [13:24.15] | qiao shan: ai yo, ni men zhe yi jia zi dou shen me li jie neng li a |
| [13:27.24] | qi si wo le! heng! |
| [13:30.40] | cai ming: ai ya, wo bao bei r hui lai |
| [13:32.32] | di tian lin: ma, ba, wo hui lai le |
| [13:34.79] | cai ming: ban nian dou mei hui jia le |
| [13:36.20] | di tian lin: tai mang le |
| [13:37.46] | cai ming: lai lai lai, ma ma gei ni jie shao yi xia |
| [13:39.83] | lai, zhe shi ni ge, jiao ge ge |
| [13:48.62] | di tian lin: ba, ni zhe shi ji sui fan de cuo wu zhe shi? |
| [13:52.10] | pan chang jiang: wo jiu sui na nian... shen me wan yi wo fan cuo wu le? |
| [13:54.72] | zhe shi wo gen ni ma gang ren de gan er zi |
| [13:57.88] | qiao shan: shen me gan er zi, ta jiu shi ge da pian zi |
| [14:00.10] | ta nong lia chuang dian zi |
| [14:01.52] | cai ming pan chang jiang ge you: wai ren bie cha zui |
| [14:03.20] | qiao shan: wo qian ne wo, wo qian |
| [14:04.86] | ge you: zan men cai shi yi jia ren |
| [14:07.94] | wo zun jing de di di |
| [14:09.92] | wo kan ni de lian se bu tai hao, shi bu shi zui jin shui mian you wen ti a |
| [14:15.14] | di tian lin: hai zhen shi |
| [14:16.29] | ge you: na ni jiu ting ni ge de, zai zhe ge dian zi shang ni jiu hao hao de... |
| [14:32.53] | jiao jing |
| [14:34.48] | di tian lin: xing jing |
| [14:35.65] | ge you: xing... wo kan xing |
| [14:38.85] | ni hui lai le, ge ge jiu fang xin le |
| [14:40.42] | ni men yi jia zai yi qi duo hao a |
| [14:42.75] | wo yi hou hui chang hui jia kan kan, dou bie song... dou bie song |
| [14:47.90] | di tian lin: shui song ni le |
| [14:48.15] | cai ming: bie zhao ji zou a, fang chan zheng hai mei na ne |
| [14:50.73] | pan chang jiang: dui! |
| [14:51.48] | ge you: fang zi jiu gei lao er ba |
| [14:53.67] | di tian lin: ma, zhe fang chan zheng shi zen me hui shi? |
| [14:56.00] | qiao shan: ta, yao pian ni men jia fang zi |
| [14:58.07] | di tian lin: ni dao di shi gan shen me de? |
| [15:03.73] | ge you: tai yi han le, wo dou ti er lao can kui |
| [15:07.75] | qi shi wo di zhen shi shen fen ne, shi fang zha pian yi wu xuan chuan yuan |
| [15:14.39] | ni men er lao mei you tong guo wo men de zhe ge xiao ce shi |
| [15:18.02] | zhe me gao wo ye xia bu qu a |
| [15:21.91] | ni men er lao yi hou yao ca liang yan jing, ti gao jing ti, zai jian |
| [15:28.62] | di tian lin: deng hui er |
| [15:30.13] | zhe xin cheng ze ling chuang dian shi ni zai mai ma? |
| [15:32.66] | ge you: mai jiu jian wai le, you chang jin xiao... you chang jin xiao |
| [15:35.83] | di tian lin: xing. wo men cha de zhe me jin, hai gan ding feng zuo an |
| [15:39.00] | ting zhi zhuo a! |
| [15:40.18] | zou! gen wo dao pai chu suo zou yi tang |
| [15:42.34] | pan chang jiang: er zi! ni yao gan ma? |
| [15:44.65] | di tian lin: zhe jiu shi ge da pian zi, wo de ba ta zhua zou, a |
| [15:47.51] | cai ming: tian lin! |
| [15:49.00] | wo men xin xin ku ku gong ni shang da xue dang jing cha |
| [15:52.66] | jiu wei le rang ni hui jia zhua ni ge ge de ma? |
| [15:56.02] | ba ni ge fang le! |
| [15:57.24] | pan chang jiang: dui! |
| [15:57.86] | cai ming: ba ni ba zhua zou ba |
| [16:00.90] | wo dou rang ta gei qi hu tu le |
| [16:03.60] | di tian lin: ni men shi zhen hu tu le! |
| [16:05.47] | ba, ma, lao nian ren dou xi wang zi ji neng gou chang ming bai sui |
| [16:09.18] | shen ti jian kang, shao gei zi nv men tian ma fan |
| [16:11.91] | wo li jie |
| [16:12.64] | dan zhei xie pian zi, ta men ye shi li yong le zhe zhong xin li |
| [16:16.24] | wo zhe you wang shang de gong shi |
| [16:19.47] | xin cheng ze ling ji tuan |
| [16:24.14] | she xian zha pian, yi ji zhi shou wei lie shang pin |
| [16:27.27] | zhe hui xin le ba |
| [16:30.92] | cai ming: you you, ni zhen de shi pian zi a |
| [16:35.60] | ge you: yi jia ren shuo shi mo pian bu pian de |
| [16:38.32] | dan shi ni men er lao yi hou zai wai bian zhen de dang xin |
| [16:42.05] | zheng hao wo zhe you yi kuan lao nian fang zha pian shou zhuo |
| [16:47.14] | qin you you hui jia |
| [16:49.01] | qiao shan: hai pian ne ni! |
| [16:50.55] | di tian lin: qiao le |
| [16:51.57] | wo zhe ye you yi fu fang zha pian shou zhuo |
| [16:55.44] | hai shi mian fei de |
| [16:57.52] | ge you: a? zhe shi mei gui jin de ba? |
| [17:02.14] | di tian lin: xin kuan de, zou ba |
| [17:04.81] | ge you: zou zou... hao le hao le... dou bie song |
| [17:06.77] | qiao shan: hai mei gui jin ne! ni ting dong ya ni |
| [17:08.93] | ge you: bu song, bu song |
| [17:10.09] | cai ming: zai rang wo kan kan na ge shou zhuo |
| [17:12.22] | pan chang jiang: you nan kuan de ma? |
| [00:05.72] | pān cháng jiāng: gāng gāng huā bā qiān kuài qián, mǎi le yí gè bǎo jiàn chuáng diàn |
| [00:09.83] | dōu shuō fáng lǎo zhì bìng, chà diǎn ér yào le wǒ de lǎo mìng |
| [00:13.70] | shuì le yī xiǔ jué, běng qǐ lái qī bā huí |
| [00:16.05] | zǎ běng de, zì jǐ kàn |
| [00:22.06] | běn dǎ suàn |
| [00:23.12] | chèn zhe lǎo bàn ér lǚ yóu, gěi tā gè jīng xǐ |
| [00:26.43] | zhè tā yào zhī dào wǒ huā bā qiān kuài qián, mǎi le zhè me gè pò wán yì ér |
| [00:30.91] | cài míng: wǒ huí lái le |
| [00:32.39] | pān cháng jiāng: āi yō wǒ de mā ya |
| [00:33.30] | zhè jiù shuō huí lái, zǎ jiù huí lái le |
| [00:34.97] | bù xíng, wǒ dé cáng qǐ lái |
| [00:37.85] | lái le lái le lái le... |
| [00:44.43] | lǎo bàn ér |
| [00:49.82] | cài míng: zěn me zhè me màn ne |
| [00:51.61] | zài wǎn diǎn ér wǒ jiù gǎi jià le |
| [00:55.03] | āi yō, dà bái tiān r de lā chuāng lián gàn shén me ya |
| [00:59.19] | pān cháng jiāng: lǎo bàn ér |
| [01:00.20] | cài míng: |
| [01:01.58] | pān cháng jiāng: ... nǐ lǚ yóu huí lái, jiù méi shuō gěi wǒ dài gè lǐ wù shén me de |
| [01:06.08] | cài míng: dài le, dài le |
| [01:07.18] | wǒ gěi nǐ mǎi le yí gè hóng wài xiàn zhì shāng cè liáng yí |
| [01:12.87] | āi, lái.... cè cè nǐ de zhì shāng |
| [01:17.00] | lái, zhàn shàng lái, kàn kàn nǐ de zhì shāng |
| [01:21.61] | líng? |
| [01:23.83] | hé zhe wǒ jià le gè shǎ zi |
| [01:25.83] | pān cháng jiāng: āi yā, nà zěn me bàn? |
| [01:27.56] | cài míng: méi guān xì, méi guān xì |
| [01:28.81] | yǒu bǔ jiù de cuò shī |
| [01:31.48] | jiàn nǎo chuí |
| [01:37.39] | zài kàn kàn zài kàn kàn |
| [01:40.08] | yī bǎi sì! wa, shén tóng |
| [01:45.03] | pān cháng jiāng: shén me shén tóng a, zhè jiù shì fǎn yìng màn de tǐ zhòng chèng |
| [01:48.69] | zhè dé huā duō shǎo qián a |
| [01:50.19] | cài míng: yī shuō huā qián wǒ xiǎng qǐ lái le |
| [01:53.04] | wǒ zǎn nà bā qiān kuài qián, kuài gěi wǒ |
| [01:57.53] | pān cháng jiāng: nà qián méi zài jiā |
| [01:59.63] | cài míng: méi zài jiā? |
| [02:01.18] | zì jǐ chū qù chuàng yè qù le |
| [02:03.83] | pān cháng jiāng: bú shì... nà gè... |
| [02:04.74] | jiù tiān tiān bāng zá jiā mǎi cài nà gè kuài dì xiǎo qiáo |
| [02:08.46] | tā chū chē huò le |
| [02:10.05] | cài míng: yō, rén méi shì ér ba? |
| [02:11.41] | pān cháng jiāng: méi dà shì, wǒ bǎ nà bā qiān kuài qián dōu jiè gěi tā le |
| [02:14.25] | cài míng: āi yō, kě lián de hái zi |
| [02:16.54] | tǐng shǎ yī rén, zěn me méi diǎn ér shǎ fú ne |
| [02:20.26] | pān cháng jiāng: nà hái zi kě bù shǎ |
| [02:22.12] | cài míng: shuí ya? |
| [02:23.09] | qiáo shān: ā yí, shì wǒ xiǎo qiáo. nǐ cāi wǒ shì shuí? |
| [02:27.40] | cài míng: zhè hái bù shǎ ne, zhè gè... lái le, lái le |
| [02:31.88] | qiáo shān: ā yí. ā yí, zhè shì gěi nín mǎi de cài |
| [02:37.97] | cài míng: kuài jìn lái |
| [02:45.41] | qiáo ér a, nǐ zhè tuǐ? |
| [02:49.92] | qiáo shān: zěn me yàng? xiàn liàng bǎn de |
| [02:52.45] | cài míng: xiàn liàng bǎn de jiǎ zhī? |
| [02:55.50] | qiáo shān: xiàn liàng bǎn de qiú xié |
| [02:58.38] | cài míng: nà zhè xié chuān shang jiǎo bù néng dǎ wān ér ma? |
| [03:00.87] | qiáo shān: yī dǎ wān ér xié bù jiù chū zhě ér le ma |
| [03:04.03] | cài míng: zhè me jīn guì, duō shǎo qián a? |
| [03:06.41] | qiáo shān: bā qiān |
| [03:07.72] | cài míng: yī fēn méi gěi wǒ shèng |
| [03:11.16] | xiǎo qiáo, bā qiān kuài qián mǎi shuāng qiú xié, nǐ jiù bù xīn téng ma? |
| [03:16.13] | qiáo shān: xīn dǎo shì bù téng |
| [03:17.89] | jiù shì lǎo zhè me zǒu dào ér ba |
| [03:20.02] | zhè tuǐ shǐ bù shàng jìn r, pì gǔ yǒu diǎn ér téng |
| [03:24.79] | pān cháng jiāng: nà nǐ gǎn jǐn huí jiā yǎng yǎng pì gǔ |
| [03:26.04] | cài míng: huí lái... huí lái... zuò zhe... zuò zhe... |
| [03:28.55] | ā yí gěi nǐ shuō liǎng jù huà, nǐ kuài guò lái! |
| [03:31.75] | xiǎo qiáo... nǐ kàn, nǐ dà yé méi shén me běn shì |
| [03:35.99] | měi gè yuè jiù ná nà me diǎn ér tuì xiū jīn |
| [03:38.56] | qiáo shān: ā yí, nín zhè me shuō wǒ bù jiù míng bái le ma |
| [03:41.01] | nín shì xiǎng huàn lǎo bàn ér ba? |
| [03:44.21] | cài míng: hú shuō, zhè hái zi, qiè |
| [03:46.11] | wǒ gēn nǐ míng shuō le ba |
| [03:47.99] | nǐ mǎi qiú xié de zhè gè qián a, yīng gāi shì gěi nǐ chū chē huò yòng de |
| [03:59.53] | qiáo shān: bú shì, ā yí... |
| [04:01.96] | nín zhè gè zhù fú shì bú shì yǒu diǎn ér tài è dú le? |
| [04:05.69] | cài míng: tā zěn me zhuāng shǎ ne? |
| [04:06.80] | pān cháng jiāng: lǎo bàn ér, bié shēng qì. wǒ jiào yù jiào yù tā |
| [04:08.61] | cài míng: zhè shén me hái zi |
| [04:09.43] | pān cháng jiāng: nǐ gěi wǒ zhàn qǐ lái |
| [04:11.79] | nǐ zěn me shuō zuò jiù zuò xià le? a! |
| [04:16.02] | qiáo ér a, wǒ men jiā yǒu bā qiān kuài qián ràng wǒ gěi huā le |
| [04:19.40] | nǐ ā yí gēn wǒ yào, wǒ shuō bǎ nà bā qiān kuài qián jiè gěi nǐ le |
| [04:22.83] | nǐ jīn tiān yí dìng bāng dà yé bǎ zhè shì yuán guò qù |
| [04:25.06] | qiáo shān: zhè shì gēn wǒ yǒu shà guān xì? |
| [04:26.48] | pān cháng jiāng: nǐ zhè qiú xié zhēn hǎo |
| [04:27.60] | qiáo shān: bāo wǒ shēn shàng le, lái |
| [04:30.49] | ā yí |
| [04:31.51] | cài míng: āi āi āi, lái le, lái le... zěn me zhāo? |
| [04:36.38] | qiáo shān: ā yí, wǒ dà yé nà bā qiān kuài qián jiè wǒ le |
| [04:40.07] | cài míng: āi, zhè cái shì hǎo hái zi |
| [04:42.18] | lái, huán gěi wǒ, bā qiān |
| [04:46.35] | qiáo shān: dà yé, tā ràng wǒ huán qián |
| [04:47.52] | pān cháng jiāng: ràng nǐ hái nǐ jiù hái, mò ji shà |
| [04:49.13] | cài míng: kuài diǎn r, gǎn jǐn de, shǒu jī, dí yī xià zǐ lái |
| [04:53.31] | zhè ér, zhè ér... kàn zhè ér |
| [04:55.47] | qiáo shān: wǒ zěn me gǎn jué shì gè xiàn jǐng ne? |
| [04:58.55] | cài míng: lái, hǎo hǎo hǎo, dào le dào le |
| [05:01.32] | pān cháng jiāng: lǎo bàn ér, lǎo bàn ér |
| [05:03.33] | nǐ zháo jí yào nà bā qiān kuài qián xiǎng gàn ma ya? |
| [05:05.02] | cài míng: , gěi nà shuí |
| [05:06.15] | pān cháng jiāng: shuí? |
| [05:07.15] | cài míng: wǒ ér zi, nǐ bù rèn shi |
| [05:10.74] | pān cháng jiāng nǐ ér zi, wǒ bù rèn shi |
| [05:12.34] | hé zhe zán liǎ guò le zhè me duō nián suàn" shì yǒu" bei |
| [05:16.83] | cài míng: bú shì, shì zhè me huí shì |
| [05:18.86] | zhè huí wǒ chū qù lǚ yóu, wǒ shàng le sān tiān de yǎng shēng jiǎng zuò |
| [05:23.52] | nà lǎo shī rén tè bié hǎo, rèn wǒ dāng le gàn mā |
| [05:31.23][05:27.52] | wǒ zài tā nà ér mǎi le yí gè" dà" bǎo jiàn pǐn sòng gěi nǐ |
| [05:31.24] | pān cháng jiāng: shì ma |
| [05:33.51] | qiáo shān: nà nǐ dé huā duō shǎo qián a? |
| [05:34.43] | cài míng: nǐ xié, qǐ zhě ér le |
| [05:36.56] | pān cháng jiāng: nǐ zhǎo shuí a? |
| [05:47.65] | cài míng: yōu yōu |
| [05:49.45] | gě yōu: mā mā |
| [05:55.76] | pān cháng jiāng: sā kāi! sā kāi! gàn ma ne! sā kāi! |
| [05:59.02] | cài míng: hǎn shén me, hǎn shén me, hǎn shén me! |
| [06:01.16] | nà me dà de rén, gēn hái zi chī cù |
| [06:03.57] | pān cháng jiāng: tā shì hái zi? |
| [06:06.17] | cài míng: yōu yōu, mā mā gěi nǐ jiè shào yī xià |
| [06:08.24] | zhè shì nǐ bà bà... wǎng xià kàn |
| [06:15.48] | gě yōu: zhèi xiē nián, nín shòu wěi qu le |
| [06:19.13] | cài míng: zhè hái zi |
| [06:19.84] | pān cháng jiāng: ér a, nín jīn nián" gāo shòu" le? |
| [06:24.03] | gě yōu: zài dà, yě shì nín de" ér zi" |
| [06:27.15] | lái! shàng" xiào xīn"! |
| [06:30.72] | cài míng: wa...! |
| [06:34.14] | gě yōu: lóu xià děng wǒ |
| [06:36.41] | cài míng: āi yā... dào le, dào le |
| [06:38.04] | wǒ zhè jiù bǎ bā qiān kuài qián zhuǎn nǐ |
| [06:39.72] | gě yōu: āi, hǎo! |
| [06:40.53] | qiáo shān: děng huì ér! shà pò chuáng diàn jiù zhí bā qiān kuài qián a |
| [06:43.77] | lǐ miàn xù de shì qiú xié a? |
| [06:45.71] | gě yōu: zhè zhè zhè... zhè wèi... yě shì" ér zi"? |
| [06:49.73] | qiáo shān: kuài dì xiǎo qiáo |
| [06:50.61] | gě yōu: ó, nà nǐ gǎn jǐn sòng kuài dì qù ba, bié dān wù wǒ men" yī jiā rén" tuán yuán |
| [06:54.98] | pān cháng jiāng:" xīn chéng zé líng" |
| [06:58.57] | gě yōu: xīn bù chéng... yě líng |
| [07:01.65] | gōng xǐ nǐ men èr wèi chéng wéi wǒ men huá běi dì qū zuì jiàn kāng de lǎo rén |
| [07:07.62] | cài míng: ō yé! |
| [07:09.59] | pān cháng jiāng: āi... āi... lǎo bàn ér... |
| [07:13.29] | bié gāo xìng le, tā jiù shì gè dà piàn zi |
| [07:15.33] | cài míng: bié hú shuō, zán bù néng yǐ mào qǔ rén |
| [07:19.87] | pān cháng jiāng: wǒ jiù shí huà gēn nǐ shuō ba |
| [07:21.13] | nà bā qiān kuài qián wǒ gēn běn jiù méi jiè gěi xiǎo qiáo |
| [07:23.20] | mǎi le yí gè gēn nǐ zhè yī mú yī yàng de chuáng diàn zǐ |
| [07:25.48] | jiù shì tā men piàn zǐ gōng sī de |
| [07:27.15] | nǐ kàn kàn zhè chuáng diàn zǐ, cháng chéng shà yàng le |
| [07:31.67] | kàn! suǒ yǒu tán huáng dōu běng chū lái le |
| [07:34.63] | qiáo shān: āi yā mā ya, nà" ér zi", qǐng jiě shì |
| [07:46.38] | gě yōu: zhè me kuài jiù jiàn xiào le |
| [07:49.10] | pān cháng jiāng: jiàn xiào le? jiàn xuè le |
| [07:53.56] | gě yōu: wǒ zūn jìng de fù qīn, zhè shì wǒ men de zhēn jiǔ gōng néng |
| [08:03.33] | zhè gè tán huáng... zhè gè tán huáng... jiù shì zài yè shēn rén jìng |
| [08:08.84] | rén zuì fàng sōng de shí hòu... pā... jiū jiū jiū jiū jiū jiū jiū... |
| [08:19.02] | " tōu xí" nǐ de xué wèi |
| [08:21.95] | tōu xí yǒu tí qián tōng zhī de ma? |
| [08:23.92] | cài míng: méi yǒu |
| [08:24.99] | pān cháng jiāng: nà... nà wǒ hòu bèi hái guā chū bù shǎo xuè yìn zǐ ne |
| [08:28.03] | gě yōu: guā shā gōng néng |
| [08:30.35] | pān cháng jiāng: nà wǒ shuì sù jué hái qǐ hóng zhěn le ne |
| [08:33.16] | gě yōu: pái dú gōng néng |
| [08:35.58] | pān cháng jiāng: nà wǒ... nà wǒ shuì dào bàn yè, běng qǐ lái qī bā mǐ gāo |
| [08:38.91] | zhè zěn me shuō? |
| [08:40.97] | gě yōu: yú lè gōng néng |
| [08:45.27] | cài míng: nǐ zhuàn le, hái néng wán ér de kuǎ kuǎ... |
| [08:48.36] | qiáo shān: xiān bié kuǎ kuǎ le ā yí, lái, kàn kàn a |
| [08:53.04] | nǐ zhè lǐ biān xù de kě dōu shì gān cǎo |
| [08:57.25] | gě yōu: zhè shì chún tiān rán cǎo běn jīng huá |
| [09:01.14] | wǒ zūn jìng de mǔ qīn, wǒ sòng nín de zhè bǎn hái shì 2. 0 de |
| [09:06.90] | gōng néng jiā bèi |
| [09:09.55] | zhuān zhì fēng shī gāo xuè yā |
| [09:12.08] | jiǎn féi kàng ái fáng tuō fà |
| [09:17.63] | qiáo shān: ā yí, nǐ děng huì ér ba |
| [09:19.38] | ā yí, tā mài de chuáng diàn zǐ fáng tuō fà, nǐ xìn ma |
| [09:23.32] | cài míng: wǒ dāng rán xìn le, tā... āi yā... |
| [09:28.36] | gě yōu: xiǎo xiōng dì, wǒ zhè shì tì le |
| [09:33.32] | zì dǎ shuì le zhè gè chuáng diàn zǐ, tóu fà zhǎng de tài kuài |
| [09:38.04] | zǎo shàng tì guāng le, wǎn shàng jiù néng dǎng yǎn jīng |
| [09:43.60] | zhōng wǔ a, dōu bù gǎn wǔ shuì |
| [09:45.68] | cài míng: nà shi bù néng zài wǔ shuì le |
| [09:47.26] | yào bù rán jiù chéng le dūn bù le |
| [09:49.77] | pān cháng jiāng: děng yī huì r ba |
| [09:50.77] | shuì zhè chuáng diàn zǐ hái néng cháng tóu fā |
| [09:54.37] | gě yōu: wǒ zūn jìng de fù qīn |
| [09:57.60] | hé zhǐ a |
| [10:01.07] | hái zhǎng gè ér ne! |
| [10:07.69] | nín néng xiǎng xiàng ma? |
| [10:10.62] | jǐ nián qián wǒ de shēn gāo, zhǐ néng yǎng wàng nín |
| [10:15.95] | shuì le bàn nián chuáng diàn, nín zài qiáo |
| [10:22.95] | pān cháng jiāng: āi? |
| [10:24.26] | qiáo shān: bié āi le, dà yé, bié āi le |
| [10:26.32] | wǒ gào sù nǐ, wǒ dà yé kě shàng guò nǐ men yī huí dāng |
| [10:28.84] | jīn tiān rú guǒ zài néng ràng nǐ gěi piàn le, wǒ jīn ér jiù bǎ zhè chuáng diàn zǐ chī le, dà yé |
| [10:34.47] | ā yí, wǒ zhī chí nǐ huàn lǎo bàn ér |
| [10:38.34] | zán zhè qián kě shì bù néng zhuǎn gěi tā, tīng jiàn méi |
| [10:41.34] | cài míng: duō xiè tí xǐng, lái, zhuǎn qián |
| [10:44.88] | qiáo shān: tā zhuǎn qián nǐ guǎn bù guǎn a |
| [10:45.85] | pān cháng jiāng: zhuǎn de duì |
| [10:47.66] | cài míng: āi yā, kuài qǐ lái ba! |
| [10:48.94] | nǐ zhǎng de tài gāo, shàng gōng gòng qì chē wǒ hái dé gěi nǐ mǎi piào |
| [10:53.25] | gě yōu: āi yā... āi yā... |
| [10:57.96] | cài míng: zěn me le... zěn me le hái zi |
| [10:59.54] | gě yōu: ér zi wú néng a! zhǐ néng ràng nǐ men èr lǎo shuì zhè zhǒng chū jí chǎn pǐn |
| [11:06.64] | cài míng: chū jí chǎn pǐn? nà jiù shì shuō hái yǒu gāo jí chǎn pǐn le? |
| [11:10.74] | gě yōu: tài kōng shuì mián cāng |
| [11:13.60] | pān cháng jiāng: nà... nà shi gè shén me dōng xī? |
| [11:16.10] | gě yōu: wǒ zhè me gēn nǐ men shuō ba |
| [11:17.88] | wǒ yǒu yí gè tóng shì |
| [11:19.75] | nà gè nǎo dài, ràng gōng sī de nà gè dà mén gěi jǐ méi le |
| [11:25.26] | jiù zài zhè gè tài kōng cāng lǐ tǎng le liǎng tiān |
| [11:30.07] | nǐ men cāi zěn me zhāo |
| [11:31.18] | cài míng pān cháng jiāng: zěn me zhāo |
| [11:32.92] | gě yōu: sǐ le |
| [11:35.42] | yòu guò le liǎng tiān |
| [11:37.49][11:37.44] | pèn ér, zhǎng chū yī xīn nǎo dài |
| [11:40.54] | kē jì de lì liàng a |
| [11:44.99] | qiáo shān: nǐ shì zhēn néng piàn a! |
| [11:46.80] | gě yōu: nǐ zhè gè xié zhēn shì bù cuò a |
| [11:48.41] | qiáo shān: bā qiān kuài qián xiàn liàng bǎn ne |
| [11:50.29] | cài míng: yōu yōu, wǒ men yě bù yòng zhǎng shén me nǎo dài |
| [11:54.20] | wǒ men jiù xiǎng cháng mìng bǎi suì xíng ma? |
| [11:57.28] | gě yōu: bǎi suì zhǐ shì qǐ bù, sān wǔ bǎi suì yě yǒu kě néng |
| [12:03.22] | cài míng: nà zán liǎ jiù chéng le lǎo bù sǐ de le |
| [12:06.48] | pān cháng jiāng: tài hǎo le! |
| [12:09.17] | wǒ zūn jìng de ér zi, qǐng wèn zhè tài kōng shuì mián cāng duō shǎo qián? |
| [12:14.34] | gě yōu: shí bā wàn |
| [12:17.08] | qiáo shān: wǒ gào sù nǐ, nǐ shì kě ér zhǐ ba |
| [12:18.90] | nǐ xiàn zài zhè zhǒng xíng wéi, jiù shì bī zhe èr lǎo mài fáng zi |
| [12:22.87] | cài míng: duō xiè tí xǐng! |
| [12:24.80] | yōu yōu, wǒ bǎ fáng chǎn zhèng yā nǐ zhè ér xíng ma? |
| [12:27.68] | gě yōu: xíng a! |
| [12:28.30] | pān cháng jiāng: duì! gǎn jǐn zhǎo fáng chǎn zhèng! |
| [12:30.37] | cài míng: kuài kuài, zán gē nǎ ér le |
| [12:31.36] | qiáo shān: zhè shì yào fēng le |
| [12:32.73] | bù xíng, wǒ dé bào jǐng |
| [12:34.99] | nǐ bié zǒu a, wǒ gào sù nǐ |
| [12:36.32] | pān cháng jiāng: xiǎng dān wù wǒ zhǎng gè ér, méi mén r |
| [12:40.85] | qiáo shān: wǒ yǒu shǒu jī, wǒ dǎ shǒu jī, nǐ děng zhe |
| [12:44.71] | bú shì, ā yí |
| [12:46.50] | cài míng: xié |
| [12:48.40] | qiáo shān: ā yí, ā yí |
| [12:50.47] | wǒ zhè me shuō nǐ zěn me jiù bù míng bái ne! |
| [12:53.44] | dí tiān lín: wǒ huí lái le! |
| [12:57.96] | gě yōu: mā mā, zán men jiā lái rén le! |
| [13:00.64] | dí tiān lín: duì bù qǐ! wǒ zǒu cuò mén le |
| [13:02.08] | qiáo shān: nǐ méi cuò! |
| [13:04.11] | dí tiān lín: xiǎo qiáo, nǐ zěn me zài zhè ér? |
| [13:05.42] | qiáo shān: nǐ kuài guò lái, tiān lín |
| [13:07.32] | nǐ kuài guǎn guǎn nǐ bà nǐ mā ba |
| [13:08.84] | tā men shuō shuì zhè chuáng diàn zǐ |
| [13:10.17] | yòu zhēn jiǔ hái néng guā shā |
| [13:12.00] | wán le shuō gē tā nà ér shuì, yī xià jiù néng zhǎng chū gè nǎo dài |
| [13:14.55] | nǐ bà nǐ mā xiàn zài yào zhěng gè shuì mián cāng shàng tài kōng |
| [13:18.64] | dí tiān lín: a? |
| [13:20.18] | qiáo shān: gěi nǐ bà běng qī bā mǐ gāo |
| [13:22.96] | dí tiān lín: shén me? |
| [13:24.15] | qiáo shān: āi yō, nǐ men zhè yī jiā zǐ dōu shén me lǐ jiě néng lì a |
| [13:27.24] | qì sǐ wǒ le! hēng! |
| [13:30.40] | cài míng: āi yā, wǒ bǎo bèi r huí lái |
| [13:32.32] | dí tiān lín: mā, bà, wǒ huí lái le |
| [13:34.79] | cài míng: bàn nián dōu méi huí jiā le |
| [13:36.20] | dí tiān lín: tài máng le |
| [13:37.46] | cài míng: lái lái lái, mā mā gěi nǐ jiè shào yī xià |
| [13:39.83] | lái, zhè shì nǐ gē, jiào gē ge |
| [13:48.62] | dí tiān lín: bà, nǐ zhè shì jǐ suì fàn de cuò wù zhè shì? |
| [13:52.10] | pān cháng jiāng: wǒ jiǔ suì nà nián... shén me wán yì wǒ fàn cuò wù le? |
| [13:54.72] | zhè shì wǒ gēn nǐ mā gāng rèn de gān ér zi |
| [13:57.88] | qiáo shān: shén me gān ér zi, tā jiù shì gè dà piàn zi |
| [14:00.10] | tā nòng liǎ chuáng diàn zǐ |
| [14:01.52] | cài míng pān cháng jiāng gě yōu: wài rén bié chā zuǐ |
| [14:03.20] | qiáo shān: wǒ qiàn ne wǒ, wǒ qiàn |
| [14:04.86] | gě yōu: zán men cái shì yī jiā rén |
| [14:07.94] | wǒ zūn jìng de dì di |
| [14:09.92] | wǒ kàn nǐ de liǎn sè bù tài hǎo, shì bú shì zuì jìn shuì mián yǒu wèn tí a |
| [14:15.14] | dí tiān lín: hái zhēn shì |
| [14:16.29] | gě yōu: nà nǐ jiù tīng nǐ gē de, zài zhè gè diàn zǐ shàng nǐ jiù hǎo hǎo de... |
| [14:32.53] | jiāo jǐng |
| [14:34.48] | dí tiān lín: xíng jǐng |
| [14:35.65] | gě yōu: xíng... wǒ kàn xíng |
| [14:38.85] | nǐ huí lái le, gē ge jiù fàng xīn le |
| [14:40.42] | nǐ men yī jiā zài yì qǐ duō hǎo a |
| [14:42.75] | wǒ yǐ hòu huì cháng huí jiā kàn kàn, dōu bié sòng... dōu bié sòng |
| [14:47.90] | dí tiān lín: shuí sòng nǐ le |
| [14:48.15] | cài míng: bié zháo jí zǒu a, fáng chǎn zhèng hái méi ná ne |
| [14:50.73] | pān cháng jiāng: duì! |
| [14:51.48] | gě yōu: fáng zi jiù gěi lǎo èr ba |
| [14:53.67] | dí tiān lín: mā, zhè fáng chǎn zhèng shì zěn me huí shì? |
| [14:56.00] | qiáo shān: tā, yào piàn nǐ men jiā fáng zi |
| [14:58.07] | dí tiān lín: nǐ dào dǐ shì gàn shén me de? |
| [15:03.73] | gě yōu: tài yí hàn le, wǒ dōu tì èr lǎo cán kuì |
| [15:07.75] | qí shí wǒ dí zhēn shí shēn fèn ne, shì fáng zhà piàn yì wù xuān chuán yuán |
| [15:14.39] | nǐ men èr lǎo méi yǒu tōng guò wǒ men de zhè gè xiǎo cè shì |
| [15:18.02] | zhè me gāo wǒ yě xià bù qù a |
| [15:21.91] | nǐ men èr lǎo yǐ hòu yào cā liàng yǎn jīng, tí gāo jǐng tì, zài jiàn |
| [15:28.62] | dí tiān lín: děng huì ér |
| [15:30.13] | zhè xīn chéng zé líng chuáng diàn shì nǐ zài mài ma? |
| [15:32.66] | gě yōu: mài jiù jiàn wài le, yǒu cháng jìn xiào... yǒu cháng jìn xiào |
| [15:35.83] | dí tiān lín: xíng. wǒ men chá de zhè me jǐn, hái gǎn dǐng fēng zuò àn |
| [15:39.00] | tǐng zhí zhuó a! |
| [15:40.18] | zǒu! gēn wǒ dào pài chū suǒ zǒu yī tàng |
| [15:42.34] | pān cháng jiāng: ér zi! nǐ yào gàn ma? |
| [15:44.65] | dí tiān lín: zhè jiù shì gè dà piàn zi, wǒ dé bǎ tā zhuā zǒu, a |
| [15:47.51] | cài míng: tiān lín! |
| [15:49.00] | wǒ men xīn xīn kǔ kǔ gōng nǐ shàng dà xué dāng jǐng chá |
| [15:52.66] | jiù wèi le ràng nǐ huí jiā zhuā nǐ gē ge de ma? |
| [15:56.02] | bǎ nǐ gē fàng le! |
| [15:57.24] | pān cháng jiāng: duì! |
| [15:57.86] | cài míng: bǎ nǐ bà zhuā zǒu ba |
| [16:00.90] | wǒ dōu ràng tā gěi qì hú tú le |
| [16:03.60] | dí tiān lín: nǐ men shì zhēn hú tú le! |
| [16:05.47] | bà, mā, lǎo nián rén dōu xī wàng zì jǐ néng gòu cháng mìng bǎi suì |
| [16:09.18] | shēn tǐ jiàn kāng, shǎo gěi zǐ nǚ men tiān má fán |
| [16:11.91] | wǒ lǐ jiě |
| [16:12.64] | dàn zhèi xiē piàn zi, tā men yě shì lì yòng le zhè zhǒng xīn lǐ |
| [16:16.24] | wǒ zhè yǒu wǎng shàng de gōng shì |
| [16:19.47] | xīn chéng zé líng jí tuán |
| [16:24.14] | shè xián zhà piàn, yǐ jí zhì shòu wěi liè shāng pǐn |
| [16:27.27] | zhè huí xìn le ba |
| [16:30.92] | cài míng: yōu yōu, nǐ zhēn de shì piàn zi a |
| [16:35.60] | gě yōu: yī jiā rén shuō shí mǒ piàn bù piàn de |
| [16:38.32] | dàn shì nǐ men èr lǎo yǐ hòu zài wài biān zhēn dé dàng xīn |
| [16:42.05] | zhèng hǎo wǒ zhè yǒu yī kuǎn lǎo nián fáng zhà piàn shǒu zhuó |
| [16:47.14] | qīn yǒu yōu huì jià |
| [16:49.01] | qiáo shān: hái piàn ne nǐ! |
| [16:50.55] | dí tiān lín: qiǎo le |
| [16:51.57] | wǒ zhè yě yǒu yī fù fáng zhà piàn shǒu zhuó |
| [16:55.44] | hái shì miǎn fèi de |
| [16:57.52] | gě yōu: a? zhè shì méi guī jīn de ba? |
| [17:02.14] | dí tiān lín: xīn kuǎn de, zǒu ba |
| [17:04.81] | gě yōu: zǒu zǒu... hǎo le hǎo le... dōu bié sòng |
| [17:06.77] | qiáo shān: hái méi guī jīn ne! nǐ tīng dǒng ya nǐ |
| [17:08.93] | gě yōu: bù sòng, bù sòng |
| [17:10.09] | cài míng: zài ràng wǒ kàn kàn nà gè shǒu zhuó |
| [17:12.22] | pān cháng jiāng: yǒu nán kuǎn de ma? |
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