[00:01.600] | oh~oh~ |
[00:03.500] | 这是一首悲伤的歌 |
[00:08.539] | oh~这是一首悲伤的歌 |
[00:16.289] | |
[00:16.939] | 王小姐三十一岁了 |
[00:20.599] | 朋友们见到了她 |
[00:23.879] | 都要问一个问题: |
[00:27.180] | 你什么时候打算嫁呢? |
[00:30.109] | |
[00:31.090] | 可是嫁人这一个问题 |
[00:33.640] | 又不是她一个人可以决定的 |
[00:38.400] | 她问她爸爸 她问她妈妈 |
[00:41.110] | 他们都说你赶紧的 |
[00:44.340] | |
[00:44.600] | 你看 你看 你看人家 那那那那 |
[00:51.260] | 你看 你看 你看看看那那那那 |
[00:58.290] | 大龄文艺女青年 |
[01:01.490] | 该嫁一个什么样的人呢? |
[01:04.820] | |
[01:05.000] | 是不是也该找个搞艺术的 |
[01:08.390] | 这样就比较合适呢? |
[01:11.840] | 可是搞艺术的男青年 |
[01:15.140] | 有一部分只爱他的艺术 |
[01:18.270] | |
[01:19.200] | 还有,极少部分搞艺术的男青年 |
[01:22.400] | 搞艺术是为了搞姑娘 |
[01:25.850] | 搞姑娘又不只搞她一个 |
[01:28.800] | 你嫁给他干什么呢? |
[01:32.550] | 搞姑娘又不只搞她一个 |
[01:36.000] | 奶奶奶奶奶奶的 |
[01:39.500] | oh~oh~ |
[01:42.530] | 这是一首悲伤的歌 |
[01:47.850] | oh~这是一首悲伤的歌 |
[01:55.280] | |
[01:57.600] | 朋友们介绍了好几个 |
[02:01.500] | 有车子房子和孩子的 |
[02:04.750] | 他们说你该找个有钱的 |
[02:08.060] | 让他赞助你搞创作 |
[02:11.469] | 可是大款都不喜欢她 |
[02:14.729] | 他们只想娶会做饭的 |
[02:18.419] | 不会做饭的女青年 |
[02:21.699] | 只能去当第三者 |
[02:25.359] | 不会做饭的文艺女青年 |
[02:28.679] | 只能被他们潜规则 |
[02:35.619] | 奶奶奶奶奶奶的 |
[02:39.990] | oh~ho~oh~ho~ho |
[02:53.089] | 这一首歌纯属雷同 |
[02:56.079] | 如有虚构实属巧合 |
[02:59.669] | 请不要自觉对号入座 |
[03:02.849] | 然后发动群众封杀我 |
[03:06.309] | 你看 你看 你看她只会做西红柿炒鸡蛋 |
[03:13.690] | 你看 你看 还要就着方便面 |
[03:20.899] | 那是非常的好吃的 |
[03:23.629] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:27.890] | 那是非常的好吃的 |
[03:30.359] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia~ |
[03:33.909] | mia mia mia miamiamia.... |
[00:01.600] | oh oh |
[00:03.500] | zhe shi yi shou bei shang de ge |
[00:08.539] | oh zhe shi yi shou bei shang de ge |
[00:16.289] | |
[00:16.939] | wang xiao jie san shi yi sui le |
[00:20.599] | peng you men jian dao le ta |
[00:23.879] | dou yao wen yi ge wen ti: |
[00:27.180] | ni shen me shi hou da suan jia ne? |
[00:30.109] | |
[00:31.090] | ke shi jia ren zhe yi ge wen ti |
[00:33.640] | you bu shi ta yi ge ren ke yi jue ding de |
[00:38.400] | ta wen ta ba ba ta wen ta ma ma |
[00:41.110] | ta men dou shuo ni gan jin de |
[00:44.340] | |
[00:44.600] | ni kan ni kan ni kan ren jia na na na na |
[00:51.260] | ni kan ni kan ni kan kan kan na na na na |
[00:58.290] | da ling wen yi nv qing nian |
[01:01.490] | gai jia yi ge shen me yang de ren ne? |
[01:04.820] | |
[01:05.000] | shi bu shi ye gai zhao ge gao yi shu de |
[01:08.390] | zhe yang jiu bi jiao he shi ne? |
[01:11.840] | ke shi gao yi shu de nan qing nian |
[01:15.140] | you yi bu fen zhi ai ta de yi shu |
[01:18.270] | |
[01:19.200] | hai you, ji shao bu fen gao yi shu de nan qing nian |
[01:22.400] | gao yi shu shi wei le gao gu niang |
[01:25.850] | gao gu niang you bu zhi gao ta yi ge |
[01:28.800] | ni jia gei ta gan shen me ne? |
[01:32.550] | gao gu niang you bu zhi gao ta yi ge |
[01:36.000] | nai nai nai nai nai nai de |
[01:39.500] | oh oh |
[01:42.530] | zhe shi yi shou bei shang de ge |
[01:47.850] | oh zhe shi yi shou bei shang de ge |
[01:55.280] | |
[01:57.600] | peng you men jie shao le hao ji ge |
[02:01.500] | you che zi fang zi he hai zi de |
[02:04.750] | ta men shuo ni gai zhao ge you qian de |
[02:08.060] | rang ta zan zhu ni gao chuang zuo |
[02:11.469] | ke shi da kuan dou bu xi huan ta |
[02:14.729] | ta men zhi xiang qu hui zuo fan de |
[02:18.419] | bu hui zuo fan de nv qing nian |
[02:21.699] | zhi neng qu dang di san zhe |
[02:25.359] | bu hui zuo fan de wen yi nv qing nian |
[02:28.679] | zhi neng bei ta men qian gui ze |
[02:35.619] | nai nai nai nai nai nai de |
[02:39.990] | oh ho oh ho ho |
[02:53.089] | zhe yi shou ge chun shu lei tong |
[02:56.079] | ru you xu gou shi shu qiao he |
[02:59.669] | qing bu yao zi jue dui hao ru zuo |
[03:02.849] | ran hou fa dong qun zhong feng sha wo |
[03:06.309] | ni kan ni kan ni kan ta zhi hui zuo xi hong shi chao ji dan |
[03:13.690] | ni kan ni kan hai yao jiu zhe fang bian mian |
[03:20.899] | na shi fei chang de hao chi de |
[03:23.629] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:27.890] | na shi fei chang de hao chi de |
[03:30.359] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:33.909] | mia mia mia miamiamia.... |
[00:01.600] | oh oh |
[00:03.500] | zhè shì yī shǒu bēi shāng de gē |
[00:08.539] | oh zhè shì yī shǒu bēi shāng de gē |
[00:16.289] | |
[00:16.939] | wáng xiǎo jiě sān shí yī suì le |
[00:20.599] | péng yǒu men jiàn dào le tā |
[00:23.879] | dōu yào wèn yí gè wèn tí: |
[00:27.180] | nǐ shén me shí hòu dǎ suàn jià ne? |
[00:30.109] | |
[00:31.090] | kě shì jià rén zhè yí gè wèn tí |
[00:33.640] | yòu bú shì tā yí ge rén kě yǐ jué dìng de |
[00:38.400] | tā wèn tā bà bà tā wèn tā mā mā |
[00:41.110] | tā men dōu shuō nǐ gǎn jǐn de |
[00:44.340] | |
[00:44.600] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn rén jiā nà nà nà nà |
[00:51.260] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn kàn kàn nà nà nà nà |
[00:58.290] | dà líng wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[01:01.490] | gāi jià yí gè shén me yàng de rén ne? |
[01:04.820] | |
[01:05.000] | shì bú shì yě gāi zhǎo gè gǎo yì shù de |
[01:08.390] | zhè yàng jiù bǐ jiào hé shì ne? |
[01:11.840] | kě shì gǎo yì shù de nán qīng nián |
[01:15.140] | yǒu yī bù fen zhǐ ài tā de yì shù |
[01:18.270] | |
[01:19.200] | hái yǒu, jí shǎo bù fèn gǎo yì shù de nán qīng nián |
[01:22.400] | gǎo yì shù shì wèi le gǎo gū niáng |
[01:25.850] | gǎo gū niáng yòu bù zhǐ gǎo tā yí gè |
[01:28.800] | nǐ jià gěi tā gàn shén me ne? |
[01:32.550] | gǎo gū niáng yòu bù zhǐ gǎo tā yí gè |
[01:36.000] | nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi de |
[01:39.500] | oh oh |
[01:42.530] | zhè shì yī shǒu bēi shāng de gē |
[01:47.850] | oh zhè shì yī shǒu bēi shāng de gē |
[01:55.280] | |
[01:57.600] | péng yǒu men jiè shào le hǎo jǐ gè |
[02:01.500] | yǒu chē zǐ fáng zi hé hái zi de |
[02:04.750] | tā men shuō nǐ gāi zhǎo gè yǒu qián de |
[02:08.060] | ràng tā zàn zhù nǐ gǎo chuàng zuò |
[02:11.469] | kě shì dà kuǎn dōu bù xǐ huān tā |
[02:14.729] | tā men zhǐ xiǎng qǔ huì zuò fàn de |
[02:18.419] | bú huì zuò fàn de nǚ qīng nián |
[02:21.699] | zhǐ néng qù dāng dì sān zhě |
[02:25.359] | bú huì zuò fàn de wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[02:28.679] | zhǐ néng bèi tā men qián guī zé |
[02:35.619] | nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi de |
[02:39.990] | oh ho oh ho ho |
[02:53.089] | zhè yī shǒu gē chún shǔ léi tóng |
[02:56.079] | rú yǒu xū gòu shí shǔ qiǎo hé |
[02:59.669] | qǐng bú yào zì jué duì hào rù zuò |
[03:02.849] | rán hòu fā dòng qún zhòng fēng shā wǒ |
[03:06.309] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn tā zhǐ huì zuò xī hóng shì chǎo jī dàn |
[03:13.690] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn hái yào jiù zhe fāng biàn miàn |
[03:20.899] | nà shi fēi cháng de hǎo chī de |
[03:23.629] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:27.890] | nà shi fēi cháng de hǎo chī de |
[03:30.359] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:33.909] | mia mia mia miamiamia.... |