[00:04.0] | ~~~music~~~ |
[00:04.730] | 王小姐三十一岁了 |
[00:08.730] | 朋友们见到了她 |
[00:12.540] | 都要问一个问题: |
[00:16.110] | 你什么时候打算嫁呀? |
[00:19.810] | 可是嫁人这一个问题 |
[00:23.420] | 又不是她一个人可以决定的 |
[00:26.870] | 她问她爸爸 |
[00:29.900] | 她问她妈妈 |
[00:30.970] | 他们都说你赶紧的 |
[00:34.380] | 你看 你看 你看人家那那那那那那那那那 |
[00:42.360] | 你看 你看 你看看那那那那 |
[00:49.930] | 大龄文艺女青年 |
[00:53.350] | 该嫁一个什么样的人呢 |
[00:57.340] | 是不是也该找个搞艺术的 |
[01:00.490] | 这样就比较合适呢 |
[01:04.410] | 可是搞艺术的男青年 |
[01:08.120] | 有一部分只爱他的艺术 |
[01:11.660] | 还有极少部分搞艺术的男青年 |
[01:15.670] | 搞艺术是为了搞姑娘 |
[01:19.270] | 搞姑娘又不只搞她一个 |
[01:22.870] | 嫁给他干什么呢 |
[01:26.360] | 搞姑娘又不只搞她一个 |
[01:30.900] | 奶奶奶奶奶奶的 |
[01:41.390] | 朋友们介绍了好几个 |
[01:44.160] | 有车子房子和孩子的 |
[01:48.700] | 他们说你该找个有钱的 |
[01:51.450] | 让他赞助你搞创作 |
[01:55.270] | 可是大款都不喜欢她 |
[01:58.800] | 他们只想娶会做饭的 |
[02:02.500] | 不会做饭的女青年 |
[02:06.900] | 只能去当第三者 |
[02:10.199] | 不会做饭的文艺女青年 |
[02:13.490] | 只能被他们潜规则 |
[02:21.620] | 奶奶奶奶奶奶的 |
[02:31.180] | 这一首歌纯属雷同 |
[02:34.550] | 如有虚构纯属巧合 |
[02:38.430] | 请不要自觉对号入座 |
[02:41.780] | 然后发动群众封杀我 |
[02:45.829] | 你看 你看 你看她只会做西红柿炒鸡蛋 |
[02:53.100] | 你看 你看 还要就着方便面 |
[03:00.420] | 那是非常好吃的 |
[03:00.450] | |
[03:03.760] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:07.810] | 那是非常的好吃的 |
[03:11.390] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mi |
[00:04.0] | music |
[00:04.730] | wang xiao jie san shi yi sui le |
[00:08.730] | peng you men jian dao le ta |
[00:12.540] | dou yao wen yi ge wen ti: |
[00:16.110] | ni shen me shi hou da suan jia ya? |
[00:19.810] | ke shi jia ren zhe yi ge wen ti |
[00:23.420] | you bu shi ta yi ge ren ke yi jue ding de |
[00:26.870] | ta wen ta ba ba |
[00:29.900] | ta wen ta ma ma |
[00:30.970] | ta men dou shuo ni gan jin de |
[00:34.380] | ni kan ni kan ni kan ren jia na na na na na na na na na |
[00:42.360] | ni kan ni kan ni kan kan na na na na |
[00:49.930] | da ling wen yi nv qing nian |
[00:53.350] | gai jia yi ge shen me yang de ren ne |
[00:57.340] | shi bu shi ye gai zhao ge gao yi shu de |
[01:00.490] | zhe yang jiu bi jiao he shi ne |
[01:04.410] | ke shi gao yi shu de nan qing nian |
[01:08.120] | you yi bu fen zhi ai ta de yi shu |
[01:11.660] | hai you ji shao bu fen gao yi shu de nan qing nian |
[01:15.670] | gao yi shu shi wei le gao gu niang |
[01:19.270] | gao gu niang you bu zhi gao ta yi ge |
[01:22.870] | jia gei ta gan shen me ne |
[01:26.360] | gao gu niang you bu zhi gao ta yi ge |
[01:30.900] | nai nai nai nai nai nai de |
[01:41.390] | peng you men jie shao le hao ji ge |
[01:44.160] | you che zi fang zi he hai zi de |
[01:48.700] | ta men shuo ni gai zhao ge you qian de |
[01:51.450] | rang ta zan zhu ni gao chuang zuo |
[01:55.270] | ke shi da kuan dou bu xi huan ta |
[01:58.800] | ta men zhi xiang qu hui zuo fan de |
[02:02.500] | bu hui zuo fan de nv qing nian |
[02:06.900] | zhi neng qu dang di san zhe |
[02:10.199] | bu hui zuo fan de wen yi nv qing nian |
[02:13.490] | zhi neng bei ta men qian gui ze |
[02:21.620] | nai nai nai nai nai nai de |
[02:31.180] | zhe yi shou ge chun shu lei tong |
[02:34.550] | ru you xu gou chun shu qiao he |
[02:38.430] | qing bu yao zi jue dui hao ru zuo |
[02:41.780] | ran hou fa dong qun zhong feng sha wo |
[02:45.829] | ni kan ni kan ni kan ta zhi hui zuo xi hong shi chao ji dan |
[02:53.100] | ni kan ni kan hai yao jiu zhe fang bian mian |
[03:00.420] | na shi fei chang hao chi de |
[03:00.450] | |
[03:03.760] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:07.810] | na shi fei chang de hao chi de |
[03:11.390] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mi |
[00:04.0] | music |
[00:04.730] | wáng xiǎo jiě sān shí yī suì le |
[00:08.730] | péng yǒu men jiàn dào le tā |
[00:12.540] | dōu yào wèn yí gè wèn tí: |
[00:16.110] | nǐ shén me shí hòu dǎ suàn jià ya? |
[00:19.810] | kě shì jià rén zhè yí gè wèn tí |
[00:23.420] | yòu bú shì tā yí ge rén kě yǐ jué dìng de |
[00:26.870] | tā wèn tā bà bà |
[00:29.900] | tā wèn tā mā mā |
[00:30.970] | tā men dōu shuō nǐ gǎn jǐn de |
[00:34.380] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn rén jiā nà nà nà nà nà nà nà nà nà |
[00:42.360] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn kàn nà nà nà nà |
[00:49.930] | dà líng wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[00:53.350] | gāi jià yí gè shén me yàng de rén ne |
[00:57.340] | shì bú shì yě gāi zhǎo gè gǎo yì shù de |
[01:00.490] | zhè yàng jiù bǐ jiào hé shì ne |
[01:04.410] | kě shì gǎo yì shù de nán qīng nián |
[01:08.120] | yǒu yī bù fen zhǐ ài tā de yì shù |
[01:11.660] | hái yǒu jí shǎo bù fèn gǎo yì shù de nán qīng nián |
[01:15.670] | gǎo yì shù shì wèi le gǎo gū niáng |
[01:19.270] | gǎo gū niáng yòu bù zhǐ gǎo tā yí gè |
[01:22.870] | jià gěi tā gàn shén me ne |
[01:26.360] | gǎo gū niáng yòu bù zhǐ gǎo tā yí gè |
[01:30.900] | nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi de |
[01:41.390] | péng yǒu men jiè shào le hǎo jǐ gè |
[01:44.160] | yǒu chē zǐ fáng zi hé hái zi de |
[01:48.700] | tā men shuō nǐ gāi zhǎo gè yǒu qián de |
[01:51.450] | ràng tā zàn zhù nǐ gǎo chuàng zuò |
[01:55.270] | kě shì dà kuǎn dōu bù xǐ huān tā |
[01:58.800] | tā men zhǐ xiǎng qǔ huì zuò fàn de |
[02:02.500] | bú huì zuò fàn de nǚ qīng nián |
[02:06.900] | zhǐ néng qù dāng dì sān zhě |
[02:10.199] | bú huì zuò fàn de wén yì nǚ qīng nián |
[02:13.490] | zhǐ néng bèi tā men qián guī zé |
[02:21.620] | nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi nǎi de |
[02:31.180] | zhè yī shǒu gē chún shǔ léi tóng |
[02:34.550] | rú yǒu xū gòu chún shǔ qiǎo hé |
[02:38.430] | qǐng bú yào zì jué duì hào rù zuò |
[02:41.780] | rán hòu fā dòng qún zhòng fēng shā wǒ |
[02:45.829] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn nǐ kàn tā zhǐ huì zuò xī hóng shì chǎo jī dàn |
[02:53.100] | nǐ kàn nǐ kàn hái yào jiù zhe fāng biàn miàn |
[03:00.420] | nà shi fēi cháng hǎo chī de |
[03:00.450] | |
[03:03.760] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mia |
[03:07.810] | nà shi fēi cháng de hǎo chī de |
[03:11.390] | mia mia mia mia mia mia mi |