[00:00.000] | 作词 : 小可儿 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 小可儿 |
[00:04.207] | 念诗之王 |
[00:04.948] | 原唱:小可儿 |
[00:05.460] | 策划/后期:不二 |
[00:05.958] | 翻唱:东北红高粱模特队(肾宝宝、不二、辽安、许晋阳、茉白、苏抱枕) |
[00:06.704] | 打酱油:雪御银狐 |
[00:07.457] | 题字:鱼 |
[00:07.956] | 美工:烬渊 |
[00:08.954] | (不二) |
[00:12.960] | 嗝、哎呀、A哦、嗝、哎呀、A哦,好、嗝、撕、上墙、来了老弟、嘻嘻嘻嘻 |
[00:13.459] | (肾宝) |
[00:14.458] | 人是衣马是鞍 |
[00:15.701] | 一看长相二看穿 |
[00:16.200] | (不二) |
[00:16.957] | 白天想夜里哭 |
[00:17.456] | 做梦都想去首都 |
[00:18.209] | (辽安) |
[00:19.207] | 俩脚离地了 |
[00:20.460] | 病毒就关闭了 |
[00:21.459] | 啥都上不去了 |
[00:21.459] | (肾宝/不二/辽安/许晋阳) |
[00:21.958] | 嚎 |
[00:22.702] | 嗷 |
[00:22.956] | (肾宝/不二) |
[00:24.698] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[00:25.209] | (辽安) |
[00:25.951] | 吹满地 |
[00:27.207] | 春风吹满地 |
[00:27.207] | (肾宝/不二) |
[00:29.203] | 中国人民真争气 |
[00:29.465] | (辽安) |
[00:30.202] | 真争气 |
[00:31.454] | 人民真争气 |
[00:33.451] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[00:35.706] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[00:35.968] | (肾宝) |
[00:36.459] | 齐德隆 |
[00:36.960] | (不二) |
[00:37.957] | 齐东强 |
[00:38.456] | (肾宝/不二/辽安) |
[00:40.454] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[00:40.953] | (许晋阳) |
[00:42.707] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
[00:44.961] | 第一场雪 |
[00:45.701] | (茉白) |
[00:46.954] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
[00:49.209] | 稍晚了一些 |
[00:49.950] | (苏抱枕) |
[00:52.204] | 抓牌看牌 |
[00:54.200] | 洗牌码牌 |
[00:54.454] | (肾宝) |
[00:55.456] | 失败 |
[00:56.209] | 知道因为啥失败吗 |
[00:59.204] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
[00:59.204] | (不二) |
[01:00.457] | 不打针不吃药 |
[01:01.700] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[01:01.700] | (辽安) |
[01:02.711] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[01:03.710] | 这叫话疗 |
[01:03.710] | (许晋阳) |
[01:06.205] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[01:07.703] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[01:07.703] | 拿错书了 |
[01:08.202] | (茉白) |
[01:09.458] | 粮食大丰收 |
[01:10.457] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[01:11.709] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[01:12.707] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[01:13.206] | (苏抱枕) |
[01:13.959] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[01:15.203] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[01:16.459] | 纵观世界风云 |
[01:17.200] | 风景这边更好 |
[01:17.464] | (肾宝) |
[01:18.456] | 火辣辣的心呐 |
[01:19.951] | 火辣辣的情 |
[01:20.960] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
[01:21.960] | 他透着心里红 |
[01:21.960] | (不二) |
[01:23.461] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
[01:24.455] | 请你多批评 |
[01:24.455] | (辽安) |
[01:25.710] | 精辟啥那是屁精 |
[01:26.709] | (雪御银狐) |
[01:26.956] | 继母后妈般的笑 |
[01:27.950] | (许晋阳/茉白) |
[01:29.205] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[01:29.459] | (苏抱枕) |
[01:29.956] | 吹满地 |
[01:30.457] | 春风吹满地 |
[01:31.202] | (许晋阳/茉白) |
[01:33.211] | 中国人民真争气 |
[01:33.709] | (苏抱枕) |
[01:34.209] | 真争气 |
[01:35.210] | 人民真争气 |
[01:37.458] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[01:39.701] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[01:39.701] | (许晋阳) |
[01:40.710] | 齐德隆 |
[01:40.710] | (茉白) |
[01:41.955] | 齐东强 |
[01:42.707] | (许晋阳/茉白/苏抱枕) |
[01:44.704] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[01:44.950] | (肾宝) |
[01:45.461] | 我在意你 |
[01:45.735] | (不二) |
[01:46.201] | 含糊你 |
[01:46.460] | (辽安) |
[01:46.702] | 伺候你 |
[01:47.200] | (许晋阳) |
[01:47.700] | 我不光怕你 |
[01:49.208] | 关键现在我怕你妈呀 |
[01:49.471] | (茉白) |
[01:50.454] | 喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
[01:51.205] | 亲一口老鬼 |
[01:51.452] | (肾宝) |
[01:51.959] | emmmm,mua! |
[01:52.205] | (苏抱枕) |
[01:52.704] | 感谢TV |
[01:53.960] | 感谢所有TV |
[01:53.960] | (肾宝) |
[01:54.459] | 床前明月光 |
[01:55.956] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
[01:56.954] | (不二) |
[01:57.209] | 打麻将 |
[01:57.209] | (辽安) |
[01:57.708] | 双人床 |
[01:58.208] | (许晋阳) |
[01:58.706] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
[01:59.205] | (茉白) |
[01:59.451] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
[02:00.703] | 不是他的活他要干~ |
[02:00.960] | (辽安) |
[02:02.700] | 瞎jb蹬蹬 |
[02:02.958] | (苏抱枕) |
[02:04.209] | 不打针不吃药 |
[02:05.707] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[02:06.452] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[02:07.205] | 这叫话疗 |
[02:07.705] | (肾宝) |
[02:10.201] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[02:11.954] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[02:12.209] | 拿错书了 |
[02:12.209] | (不二) |
[02:12.728] | 粮食 |
[02:13.216] | (辽安) |
[02:13.216] | 大丰收 |
[02:13.707] | (许晋阳) |
[02:14.451] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[02:14.951] | (茉白) |
[02:15.703] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[02:15.961] | (苏抱枕) |
[02:16.703] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[02:16.977] | (肾宝/不二/辽安) |
[02:17.958] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[02:18.711] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[02:19.209] | (茉白/辽安/雪御银狐) |
[02:20.209] | 纵观世界风云 |
[02:21.453] | 风景这边更好 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao ke er |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : xiao ke er |
[00:04.207] | nian shi zhi wang |
[00:04.948] | yuan chang: xiao ke er |
[00:05.460] | ce hua hou qi: bu er |
[00:05.958] | fan chang: dong bei hong gao liang mo te dui shen bao bao bu er liao an xu jin yang mo bai su bao zhen |
[00:06.704] | da jiang you: xue yu yin hu |
[00:07.457] | ti zi: yu |
[00:07.956] | mei gong: jin yuan |
[00:08.954] | bu er |
[00:12.960] | ge ai ya A o ge ai ya A o, hao ge si shang qiang lai le lao di xi xi xi xi |
[00:13.459] | shen bao |
[00:14.458] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
[00:15.701] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
[00:16.200] | bu er |
[00:16.957] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
[00:17.456] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
[00:18.209] | liao an |
[00:19.207] | lia jiao li di le |
[00:20.460] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
[00:21.459] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
[00:21.459] | shen bao bu er liao an xu jin yang |
[00:21.958] | hao |
[00:22.702] | ao |
[00:22.956] | shen bao bu er |
[00:24.698] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[00:25.209] | liao an |
[00:25.951] | chui man di |
[00:27.207] | chun feng chui man di |
[00:27.207] | shen bao bu er |
[00:29.203] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:29.465] | liao an |
[00:30.202] | zhen zheng qi |
[00:31.454] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:33.451] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[00:35.706] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[00:35.968] | shen bao |
[00:36.459] | qi de long |
[00:36.960] | bu er |
[00:37.957] | qi dong qiang |
[00:38.456] | shen bao bu er liao an |
[00:40.454] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[00:40.953] | xu jin yang |
[00:42.707] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
[00:44.961] | di yi chang xue |
[00:45.701] | mo bai |
[00:46.954] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
[00:49.209] | shao wan le yi xie |
[00:49.950] | su bao zhen |
[00:52.204] | zhua pai kan pai |
[00:54.200] | xi pai ma pai |
[00:54.454] | shen bao |
[00:55.456] | shi bai |
[00:56.209] | zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
[00:59.204] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
[00:59.204] | bu er |
[01:00.457] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[01:01.700] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[01:01.700] | liao an |
[01:02.711] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[01:03.710] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[01:03.710] | xu jin yang |
[01:06.205] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[01:07.703] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[01:07.703] | na cuo shu le |
[01:08.202] | mo bai |
[01:09.458] | liang shi da feng shou |
[01:10.457] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[01:11.709] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[01:12.707] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[01:13.206] | su bao zhen |
[01:13.959] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[01:15.203] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[01:16.459] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[01:17.200] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[01:17.464] | shen bao |
[01:18.456] | huo la la de xin na |
[01:19.951] | huo la la de qing |
[01:20.960] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
[01:21.960] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
[01:21.960] | bu er |
[01:23.461] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
[01:24.455] | qing ni duo pi ping |
[01:24.455] | liao an |
[01:25.710] | jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
[01:26.709] | xue yu yin hu |
[01:26.956] | ji mu hou ma ban de xiao |
[01:27.950] | xu jin yang mo bai |
[01:29.205] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[01:29.459] | su bao zhen |
[01:29.956] | chui man di |
[01:30.457] | chun feng chui man di |
[01:31.202] | xu jin yang mo bai |
[01:33.211] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:33.709] | su bao zhen |
[01:34.209] | zhen zheng qi |
[01:35.210] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:37.458] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[01:39.701] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[01:39.701] | xu jin yang |
[01:40.710] | qi de long |
[01:40.710] | mo bai |
[01:41.955] | qi dong qiang |
[01:42.707] | xu jin yang mo bai su bao zhen |
[01:44.704] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[01:44.950] | shen bao |
[01:45.461] | wo zai yi ni |
[01:45.735] | bu er |
[01:46.201] | han hu ni |
[01:46.460] | liao an |
[01:46.702] | ci hou ni |
[01:47.200] | xu jin yang |
[01:47.700] | wo bu guang pa ni |
[01:49.208] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
[01:49.471] | mo bai |
[01:50.454] | he shui bi zui rou tui |
[01:51.205] | qin yi kou lao gui |
[01:51.452] | shen bao |
[01:51.959] | emmmm, mua! |
[01:52.205] | su bao zhen |
[01:52.704] | gan xie TV |
[01:53.960] | gan xie suo you TV |
[01:53.960] | shen bao |
[01:54.459] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
[01:55.956] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
[01:56.954] | bu er |
[01:57.209] | da ma jiang |
[01:57.209] | liao an |
[01:57.708] | shuang ren chuang |
[01:58.208] | xu jin yang |
[01:58.706] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
[01:59.205] | mo bai |
[01:59.451] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
[02:00.703] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
[02:00.960] | liao an |
[02:02.700] | xia jb deng deng |
[02:02.958] | su bao zhen |
[02:04.209] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[02:05.707] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[02:06.452] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[02:07.205] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[02:07.705] | shen bao |
[02:10.201] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[02:11.954] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[02:12.209] | na cuo shu le |
[02:12.209] | bu er |
[02:12.728] | liang shi |
[02:13.216] | liao an |
[02:13.216] | da feng shou |
[02:13.707] | xu jin yang |
[02:14.451] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[02:14.951] | mo bai |
[02:15.703] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[02:15.961] | su bao zhen |
[02:16.703] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[02:16.977] | shen bao bu er liao an |
[02:17.958] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[02:18.711] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[02:19.209] | mo bai liao an xue yu yin hu |
[02:20.209] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[02:21.453] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo kě ér |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo kě ér |
[00:04.207] | niàn shī zhī wáng |
[00:04.948] | yuán chàng: xiǎo kě ér |
[00:05.460] | cè huà hòu qī: bù èr |
[00:05.958] | fān chàng: dōng běi hóng gāo liáng mó tè duì shèn bǎo bǎo bù èr liáo ān xǔ jìn yáng mò bái sū bào zhěn |
[00:06.704] | dǎ jiàng yóu: xuě yù yín hú |
[00:07.457] | tí zì: yú |
[00:07.956] | měi gōng: jìn yuān |
[00:08.954] | bù èr |
[00:12.960] | gé āi yā A ó gé āi yā A ó, hǎo gé sī shàng qiáng lái le lǎo dì xī xī xī xī |
[00:13.459] | shèn bǎo |
[00:14.458] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
[00:15.701] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
[00:16.200] | bù èr |
[00:16.957] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
[00:17.456] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
[00:18.209] | liáo ān |
[00:19.207] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
[00:20.460] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
[00:21.459] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
[00:21.459] | shèn bǎo bù èr liáo ān xǔ jìn yáng |
[00:21.958] | háo |
[00:22.702] | áo |
[00:22.956] | shèn bǎo bù èr |
[00:24.698] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:25.209] | liáo ān |
[00:25.951] | chuī mǎn dì |
[00:27.207] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:27.207] | shèn bǎo bù èr |
[00:29.203] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:29.465] | liáo ān |
[00:30.202] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:31.454] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:33.451] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[00:35.706] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[00:35.968] | shèn bǎo |
[00:36.459] | qí dé lóng |
[00:36.960] | bù èr |
[00:37.957] | qí dōng qiáng |
[00:38.456] | shèn bǎo bù èr liáo ān |
[00:40.454] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[00:40.953] | xǔ jìn yáng |
[00:42.707] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:44.961] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:45.701] | mò bái |
[00:46.954] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:49.209] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:49.950] | sū bào zhěn |
[00:52.204] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
[00:54.200] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
[00:54.454] | shèn bǎo |
[00:55.456] | shī bài |
[00:56.209] | zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
[00:59.204] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
[00:59.204] | bù èr |
[01:00.457] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[01:01.700] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[01:01.700] | liáo ān |
[01:02.711] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[01:03.710] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[01:03.710] | xǔ jìn yáng |
[01:06.205] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[01:07.703] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[01:07.703] | ná cuò shū le |
[01:08.202] | mò bái |
[01:09.458] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[01:10.457] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[01:11.709] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
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