[00:00.000] | 作词 : 赵本山 |
[00:01.000] | 作曲 : 胡汉三 |
[00:04.142] | 念诗之王 - 小可儿 |
[00:11.462] | 人是衣马是鞍 |
[00:12.483] | 一看长相二看穿 |
[00:13.775] | 白天想夜里哭 |
[00:15.077] | 做梦都想去首都 |
[00:15.866] | 俩脚离地了 |
[00:17.181] | 病毒就关闭了 |
[00:18.233] | 啥都上不去了 |
[00:19.285] | 嚎 |
[00:19.811] | 嗷 |
[00:20.337] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[00:22.967] | 吹满地 |
[00:23.756] | 春风吹满地 |
[00:25.070] | 中国人民真争气 |
[00:27.420] | 真争气 |
[00:28.209] | 人民真争气 |
[00:29.508] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[00:31.349] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[00:33.716] | 齐德隆 |
[00:34.768] | 齐东强 |
[00:36.082] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[00:38.964] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
[00:41.550] | 第一场雪 |
[00:43.122] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
[00:45.717] | 稍晚了一些 |
[00:48.055] | 抓牌看牌 |
[00:50.355] | 洗牌码牌 |
[00:52.421] | 失败 |
[00:53.209] | 知道因为啥失败吗 |
[00:54.750] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
[00:57.105] | 不打针不吃药 |
[00:58.138] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[00:59.449] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[01:00.485] | 这叫话疗 |
[01:01.781] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[01:04.124] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[01:05.651] | 拿错书了 |
[01:06.171] | 粮食大丰收 |
[01:07.467] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[01:08.504] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[01:09.796] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[01:10.844] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[01:11.892] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[01:12.925] | 纵观世界风云 |
[01:14.224] | 风景这边更好 |
[01:15.255] | 火辣辣的心呐 |
[01:16.553] | 火辣辣的情 |
[01:17.586] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
[01:18.878] | 他透着心里红 |
[01:19.911] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
[01:21.196] | 请你多批评 |
[01:22.224] | 精辟啥那是屁精 |
[01:24.582] | 改革春风吹满地 |
[01:26.924] | 吹满地 |
[01:27.697] | 春风吹满地 |
[01:28.991] | 中国人民真争气 |
[01:31.327] | 真争气 |
[01:32.361] | 人民真争气 |
[01:33.398] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
[01:35.481] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
[01:37.819] | 齐德隆 |
[01:38.870] | 齐东强 |
[01:40.691] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
[01:42.776] | 我在意你 |
[01:43.301] | 含糊你 |
[01:43.825] | 伺候你 |
[01:44.611] | 我不光怕你 |
[01:45.659] | 关键现在我怕你妈呀 |
[01:47.494] | 喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
[01:48.540] | 亲一口老鬼 |
[01:49.820] | 感谢TV |
[01:50.844] | 感谢所有TV |
[01:52.138] | 床前明月光 |
[01:52.909] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
[01:54.219] | 打麻将双人床 |
[01:55.775] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
[01:56.548] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
[01:57.843] | 不是他的活他要干 |
[02:01.191] | 不打针不吃药 |
[02:02.223] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
[02:03.530] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
[02:04.569] | 这叫话疗 |
[02:05.614] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
[02:07.925] | 母猪的产后护理 |
[02:09.733] | 拿错书了 |
[02:10.242] | 粮食大丰收 |
[02:11.533] | 洪水被赶跑 |
[02:12.579] | 百姓安居乐业 |
[02:13.609] | 齐夸党的领导 |
[02:14.920] | 国外比较乱遭 |
[02:15.944] | 成天勾心斗角 |
[02:17.250] | 纵观世界风云 |
[02:18.298] | 风景这边更好 |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : zhao ben shan |
[00:01.000] | zuo qu : hu han san |
[00:04.142] | nian shi zhi wang xiao ke er |
[00:11.462] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
[00:12.483] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
[00:13.775] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
[00:15.077] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
[00:15.866] | lia jiao li di le |
[00:17.181] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
[00:18.233] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
[00:19.285] | hao |
[00:19.811] | ao |
[00:20.337] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[00:22.967] | chui man di |
[00:23.756] | chun feng chui man di |
[00:25.070] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:27.420] | zhen zheng qi |
[00:28.209] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[00:29.508] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[00:31.349] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[00:33.716] | qi de long |
[00:34.768] | qi dong qiang |
[00:36.082] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[00:38.964] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
[00:41.550] | di yi chang xue |
[00:43.122] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
[00:45.717] | shao wan le yi xie |
[00:48.055] | zhua pai kan pai |
[00:50.355] | xi pai ma pai |
[00:52.421] | shi bai |
[00:53.209] | zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
[00:54.750] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
[00:57.105] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[00:58.138] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[00:59.449] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[01:00.485] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[01:01.781] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[01:04.124] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[01:05.651] | na cuo shu le |
[01:06.171] | liang shi da feng shou |
[01:07.467] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[01:08.504] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[01:09.796] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[01:10.844] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[01:11.892] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[01:12.925] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[01:14.224] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[01:15.255] | huo la la de xin na |
[01:16.553] | huo la la de qing |
[01:17.586] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
[01:18.878] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
[01:19.911] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
[01:21.196] | qing ni duo pi ping |
[01:22.224] | jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
[01:24.582] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
[01:26.924] | chui man di |
[01:27.697] | chun feng chui man di |
[01:28.991] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:31.327] | zhen zheng qi |
[01:32.361] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
[01:33.398] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
[01:35.481] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
[01:37.819] | qi de long |
[01:38.870] | qi dong qiang |
[01:40.691] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
[01:42.776] | wo zai yi ni |
[01:43.301] | han hu ni |
[01:43.825] | ci hou ni |
[01:44.611] | wo bu guang pa ni |
[01:45.659] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
[01:47.494] | he shui bi zui rou tui |
[01:48.540] | qin yi kou lao gui |
[01:49.820] | gan xie TV |
[01:50.844] | gan xie suo you TV |
[01:52.138] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
[01:52.909] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
[01:54.219] | da ma jiang shuang ren chuang |
[01:55.775] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
[01:56.548] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
[01:57.843] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
[02:01.191] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
[02:02.223] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
[02:03.530] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
[02:04.569] | zhe jiao hua liao |
[02:05.614] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
[02:07.925] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
[02:09.733] | na cuo shu le |
[02:10.242] | liang shi da feng shou |
[02:11.533] | hong shui bei gan pao |
[02:12.579] | bai xing an ju le ye |
[02:13.609] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
[02:14.920] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
[02:15.944] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
[02:17.250] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
[02:18.298] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : zhào běn shān |
[00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : hú hàn sān |
[00:04.142] | niàn shī zhī wáng xiǎo kě ér |
[00:11.462] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
[00:12.483] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
[00:13.775] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
[00:15.077] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
[00:15.866] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
[00:17.181] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
[00:18.233] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
[00:19.285] | háo |
[00:19.811] | áo |
[00:20.337] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:22.967] | chuī mǎn dì |
[00:23.756] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[00:25.070] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:27.420] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:28.209] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[00:29.508] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[00:31.349] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[00:33.716] | qí dé lóng |
[00:34.768] | qí dōng qiáng |
[00:36.082] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[00:38.964] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:41.550] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
[00:43.122] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:45.717] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
[00:48.055] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
[00:50.355] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
[00:52.421] | shī bài |
[00:53.209] | zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
[00:54.750] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
[00:57.105] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[00:58.138] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[00:59.449] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[01:00.485] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[01:01.781] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[01:04.124] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[01:05.651] | ná cuò shū le |
[01:06.171] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[01:07.467] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[01:08.504] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
[01:09.796] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
[01:10.844] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
[01:11.892] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
[01:12.925] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
[01:14.224] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
[01:15.255] | huǒ là là de xīn nà |
[01:16.553] | huǒ là là de qíng |
[01:17.586] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo |
[01:18.878] | tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
[01:19.911] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī |
[01:21.196] | qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
[01:22.224] | jīng pì shà nà shi pì jīng |
[01:24.582] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:26.924] | chuī mǎn dì |
[01:27.697] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
[01:28.991] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:31.327] | zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:32.361] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
[01:33.398] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
[01:35.481] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
[01:37.819] | qí dé lóng |
[01:38.870] | qí dōng qiáng |
[01:40.691] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
[01:42.776] | wǒ zài yì nǐ |
[01:43.301] | hán hu nǐ |
[01:43.825] | cì hou nǐ |
[01:44.611] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ |
[01:45.659] | guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ mā ya |
[01:47.494] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ |
[01:48.540] | qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ |
[01:49.820] | gǎn xiè TV |
[01:50.844] | gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
[01:52.138] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
[01:52.909] | bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
[01:54.219] | dǎ má jiàng shuāng rén chuáng |
[01:55.775] | shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
[01:56.548] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn |
[01:57.843] | bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
[02:01.191] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
[02:02.223] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
[02:03.530] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
[02:04.569] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
[02:05.614] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
[02:07.925] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
[02:09.733] | ná cuò shū le |
[02:10.242] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
[02:11.533] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
[02:12.579] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
[02:13.609] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
[02:14.920] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
[02:15.944] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
[02:17.250] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
[02:18.298] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |