| 歌曲 | Intro / Riot |
| 歌手 | Dane Cook |
| 专辑 | Retaliation |
| 作曲 : Dane Cook | |
| We are going to have a relationship tonight | |
| I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while | |
| We're gonna make sweet, sweet comedy love with each other | |
| And then suddenly without warning I'm not even gunna call you guys | |
| Anymore. The last thing you will have heard me say was | |
| "hey, i'll call you guys later" and I never call | |
| But you hear from the grapevine, I'm dating a younger, sexier crowd | |
| And then I'm really happy, but I'm not happy cuz I think about you guys | |
| And about a year from now, I'm gonna call weeping in the middle | |
| Of the night, "(sniff)you were the best crowd I ever had...(sniff) | |
| You really listened to me...and I didn't know the crowd I had til you | |
| Despersed." Then we're gonna get together, were gonna hang out | |
| And maybe we'll all like, ya know, run around town and smash windows | |
| And cause destruction. And I'll make jokes and one of you guys will turn | |
| And be like, "Haha, Dane your a riot!" and I'll go | |
| "IM A RIOT? YOUR A ****ING RIOT!" | |
| GET IT? | |
| Thats how things are gonna go down tonight! |
| zuò qǔ : Dane Cook | |
| We are going to have a relationship tonight | |
| I' m gonna go out with you. We' re gunna date for a while | |
| We' re gonna make sweet, sweet comedy love with each other | |
| And then suddenly without warning I' m not even gunna call you guys | |
| Anymore. The last thing you will have heard me say was | |
| " hey, i' ll call you guys later" and I never call | |
| But you hear from the grapevine, I' m dating a younger, sexier crowd | |
| And then I' m really happy, but I' m not happy cuz I think about you guys | |
| And about a year from now, I' m gonna call weeping in the middle | |
| Of the night, " sniff you were the best crowd I ever had. . . sniff | |
| You really listened to me. . . and I didn' t know the crowd I had til you | |
| Despersed. " Then we' re gonna get together, were gonna hang out | |
| And maybe we' ll all like, ya know, run around town and smash windows | |
| And cause destruction. And I' ll make jokes and one of you guys will turn | |
| And be like, " Haha, Dane your a riot! " and I' ll go | |
| " IM A RIOT? YOUR A ING RIOT! " | |
| GET IT? | |
| Thats how things are gonna go down tonight! |