| 歌曲 | Car Alarm |
| 歌手 | Dane Cook |
| 专辑 | Retaliation |
| 作曲 : Dane Cook | |
| There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways | |
| There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes high into your cerebellum - located near your limbic system - you hear the sound, you react in a certain way | |
| Some sounds, soothing, right? | |
| You hear like the sound of a babbling brook BLBLLBLBB | |
| Maybe the sound of the dryer with the towels... | |
| Rhrhhhrhhrh... | |
| Rhhrhhr... | |
| That was a HORRIBLE impersonation of - I know, don't bull shit me, that was bad | |
| That's the best I can do... | |
| Rhhhrhrhhrh... | |
| Rhhh | |
| I'm laundry in a dryer... | |
| It's like haunted laundry in there... | |
| Rhrhhhrhrhrhrh | |
| But THEN there are certain sounds in this world that for whatever reason, just the way it hits you, it makes you wanna punch a baby... | |
| It makes you want to PUNCH a BABY... | |
| GOD FORBID you're in a nursery when you hear that sound, you go on a baby punching tangent, you will start punching.* | |
| POP* WAHHHHHHHHH! * | |
| POP* WAHHHHHHH! * | |
| POP* WAHHHHHHHHHHH * | |
| POP* WAHHHHHHHHHH | |
| GOD HELP ME! | |
| It's the SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS! * | |
| POP* WAHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| I like when it's late at night and uh, I'm in bed, right? | |
| And I'm cozy... | |
| I'm watching Justice Files | |
| Which is my favorite show | |
| Right? (crowd cheers) | |
| I'm glad you appreciate it like I do | |
| Some times people come up to me and ask my why I like Justice Files, and I say it's simple | |
| Cause I love justice! | |
| And I love files! | |
| And when the two come together, I could blow a justice-y load | |
| I could blow a justic-y, file-y load! |
| zuò qǔ : Dane Cook | |
| There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways | |
| There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes high into your cerebellum - located near your limbic system - you hear the sound, you react in a certain way | |
| Some sounds, soothing, right? | |
| You hear like the sound of a babbling brook BLBLLBLBB | |
| Maybe the sound of the dryer with the towels. . . | |
| Rhrhhhrhhrh. . . | |
| Rhhrhhr. . . | |
| That was a HORRIBLE impersonation of - I know, don' t bull shit me, that was bad | |
| That' s the best I can do. . . | |
| Rhhhrhrhhrh. . . | |
| Rhhh | |
| I' m laundry in a dryer. . . | |
| It' s like haunted laundry in there. . . | |
| Rhrhhhrhrhrhrh | |
| But THEN there are certain sounds in this world that for whatever reason, just the way it hits you, it makes you wanna punch a baby. . . | |
| It makes you want to PUNCH a BABY. . . | |
| GOD FORBID you' re in a nursery when you hear that sound, you go on a baby punching tangent, you will start punching. | |
| POP WAHHHHHHHHH! | |
| POP WAHHHHHHH! | |
| POP WAHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| POP WAHHHHHHHHHH | |
| GOD HELP ME! | |
| It' s the SOUND THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS! | |
| POP WAHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| I like when it' s late at night and uh, I' m in bed, right? | |
| And I' m cozy. . . | |
| I' m watching Justice Files | |
| Which is my favorite show | |
| Right? crowd cheers | |
| I' m glad you appreciate it like I do | |
| Some times people come up to me and ask my why I like Justice Files, and I say it' s simple | |
| Cause I love justice! | |
| And I love files! | |
| And when the two come together, I could blow a justice-y load | |
| I could blow a justic-y, file-y load! |