The Nothing Fight 歌词
| 歌曲 | The Nothing Fight |
| 歌手 | Dane Cook |
| 专辑 | Retaliation |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Dane Cook | |
| Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple | |
| Together that hates each others guts? | |
| That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see | |
| Two people that just hate each other... together | |
| And look we've all been there everybodys been in that | |
| Situation where you will stay with somebody you don't | |
| Even like them. Two weeks in and already you like pshh | |
| No way. I can't stand this peroson | |
| I'll hang around for 5 or 6 years then we can end this | |
| Thing violantly. I got time. Girls you make the | |
| Craziest excuses to stay, your friends will try and get | |
| You out of it... Why don't you just go? Seriously Jill | |
| Just go, Jill? He's a jerk off. Just take your shit and | |
| Like I can't just go Kim, it's not that simple | |
| My cd's are in his truck I can't just walk away from 40 | |
| Or 50 cd's. it's gonna take 2 or 3 more years of a abuse | |
| Until I can leave with my cd'sThat couple is the best | |
| They fight over everything. Every little thing- huge | |
| Explosion. And it's not even about the thing, it's about | |
| The fact that they wanna stab eachother in the neck | |
| With a steak knife because they hate eachother's | |
| Existance. They get in what I call nothing fights | |
| Fights about absolutely nothing. Right, you see them | |
| Waiting in line for the movie theatre. They hold hands | |
| But it's not loving at all. it's like this rigamortis | |
| Romatioid athritis, red rover grip that they got going | |
| On. And everything's an arguement. I should probably | |
| Bring my jacket, I might get cold | |
| You bring your ****ing jacket. Ya think. Do ya think? | |
| Yes. What if they're pumpin' AC in there, and then your | |
| Cold I have to go out and I miss the previews cause I | |
| Gotta get your ****in' jacket. Bring your jacket | |
| I love nothing fights. The best nothing fight I have | |
| Ever seen in my life. I was at the supermarket a few | |
| Months ago and I'm going down the aisle and I'm at the | |
| Stoffer's Fresh Bread Pizzas, and I'm deciding do I | |
| Want four cheese or one cheese. Cause sometimes, I like | |
| A lot of cheese. Sometimes, I like a dancing pluffera | |
| Of cheese in my mouth. And then sometimes, I'm into a | |
| More solo cheese adventure. Just a single, one on one | |
| Me and one cheese. Then sometimes I want an orgy of | |
| Cheese on my plate. So as I'm standing there | |
| Contemplating my cheese future, I hear the nothing | |
| Fight going on in the next aisle. I don't know exactly | |
| What they are saying, but I hear mumbles and grumbles | |
| Ok. I hear the guy going "grumbles" and I hear the girl | |
| She's like [girl voice] "grumbles"care... *more | |
| Grumbles* care... I don't even care... even more | |
| "grumbles"care... [guy] "grumbles"... care. I don't even | |
| Care *grumbles again* care... I hear the nothing fight | |
| I start getting so excited. I'm like I gotta go watch | |
| This, I gotta go see this. I'm so excited I leave my | |
| Cart. You never leave your cart. God forbid somebody | |
| Comes into the store and wants exactly that shit. And | |
| They're like What. Jackpot. This is everything I | |
| Wanted. I'm peeking around the Intimate cookies and I'm | |
| Watching the best nothing fight that I've ever been a | |
| Part of. They're in eachother's face. Ok, and the guy | |
| Is saying to the girl and he's doing it like this Do we | |
| Have any jelly in the house? Do we or do we not have | |
| Jelly. You said we did last time. I'm looking in the | |
| Cabinets and I don't see any god damn jelly. I just | |
| Wanna know if we have any jelly in the house. And she's | |
| Egging him on, she's like [girl voice] I don't even like | |
| Jelly. I don't even like jelly. I get hives if I even | |
| Look at jelly. Wha--I don't even know about jelly. I've | |
| Never even--What is jelly. I don't even care. And he's | |
| Like I don't even give a shit about the hives. I want | |
| Jelly in the ****in' house. Stat. Pronto. Tonite. I | |
| Don't give a--I will break your neck and pour jelly all | |
| Over your body and pray to the gods of jelly to burn | |
| Your soul in a jelly like hell. Now get the jelly! | |
| I'm so excited, I'm eating the Intimates out of the | |
| Box. I've opened a box and I am eating | |
| I'll pay for it. Relax. I know you're concerned, but I | |
| Paid. This is the point during the nothing fight that I | |
| Like to get involved | |
| I have to get involved and I have to say something | |
| Just a little jab, a little poke that will fuel the | |
| Fire. And help take it to the next level. As they're | |
| Going back and forth, I walk buy them, I lean in, and I | |
| Go like this, hey dude, dude, dude, I know what you | |
| Mean about the jelly bro. Tell this twat to get jelly | |
| Now.[guy] See, see! Get the jelly-Uh, what's that word | |
| Again? What, Twat! Good word. Thanks bro. I didn't ev- I | |
| Forgot about that word. GET THE JELLY TWAT! Great word | |
| Dude, great word. Twat. Yes |
| zuo qu : Dane Cook | |
| Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple | |
| Together that hates each others guts? | |
| That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see | |
| Two people that just hate each other. . . together | |
| And look we' ve all been there everybodys been in that | |
| Situation where you will stay with somebody you don' t | |
| Even like them. Two weeks in and already you like pshh | |
| No way. I can' t stand this peroson | |
| I' ll hang around for 5 or 6 years then we can end this | |
| Thing violantly. I got time. Girls you make the | |
| Craziest excuses to stay, your friends will try and get | |
| You out of it. . . Why don' t you just go? Seriously Jill | |
| Just go, Jill? He' s a jerk off. Just take your shit and | |
| Like I can' t just go Kim, it' s not that simple | |
| My cd' s are in his truck I can' t just walk away from 40 | |
| Or 50 cd' s. it' s gonna take 2 or 3 more years of a abuse | |
| Until I can leave with my cd' sThat couple is the best | |
| They fight over everything. Every little thing- huge | |
| Explosion. And it' s not even about the thing, it' s about | |
| The fact that they wanna stab eachother in the neck | |
| With a steak knife because they hate eachother' s | |
| Existance. They get in what I call nothing fights | |
| Fights about absolutely nothing. Right, you see them | |
| Waiting in line for the movie theatre. They hold hands | |
| But it' s not loving at all. it' s like this rigamortis | |
| Romatioid athritis, red rover grip that they got going | |
| On. And everything' s an arguement. I should probably | |
| Bring my jacket, I might get cold | |
| You bring your ing jacket. Ya think. Do ya think? | |
| Yes. What if they' re pumpin' AC in there, and then your | |
| Cold I have to go out and I miss the previews cause I | |
| Gotta get your in' jacket. Bring your jacket | |
| I love nothing fights. The best nothing fight I have | |
| Ever seen in my life. I was at the supermarket a few | |
| Months ago and I' m going down the aisle and I' m at the | |
| Stoffer' s Fresh Bread Pizzas, and I' m deciding do I | |
| Want four cheese or one cheese. Cause sometimes, I like | |
| A lot of cheese. Sometimes, I like a dancing pluffera | |
| Of cheese in my mouth. And then sometimes, I' m into a | |
| More solo cheese adventure. Just a single, one on one | |
| Me and one cheese. Then sometimes I want an orgy of | |
| Cheese on my plate. So as I' m standing there | |
| Contemplating my cheese future, I hear the nothing | |
| Fight going on in the next aisle. I don' t know exactly | |
| What they are saying, but I hear mumbles and grumbles | |
| Ok. I hear the guy going " grumbles" and I hear the girl | |
| She' s like girl voice " grumbles" care. . . more | |
| Grumbles care. . . I don' t even care. . . even more | |
| " grumbles" care. . . guy " grumbles". . . care. I don' t even | |
| Care grumbles again care. . . I hear the nothing fight | |
| I start getting so excited. I' m like I gotta go watch | |
| This, I gotta go see this. I' m so excited I leave my | |
| Cart. You never leave your cart. God forbid somebody | |
| Comes into the store and wants exactly that shit. And | |
| They' re like What. Jackpot. This is everything I | |
| Wanted. I' m peeking around the Intimate cookies and I' m | |
| Watching the best nothing fight that I' ve ever been a | |
| Part of. They' re in eachother' s face. Ok, and the guy | |
| Is saying to the girl and he' s doing it like this Do we | |
| Have any jelly in the house? Do we or do we not have | |
| Jelly. You said we did last time. I' m looking in the | |
| Cabinets and I don' t see any god damn jelly. I just | |
| Wanna know if we have any jelly in the house. And she' s | |
| Egging him on, she' s like girl voice I don' t even like | |
| Jelly. I don' t even like jelly. I get hives if I even | |
| Look at jelly. Wha--I don' t even know about jelly. I' ve | |
| Never even--What is jelly. I don' t even care. And he' s | |
| Like I don' t even give a shit about the hives. I want | |
| Jelly in the in' house. Stat. Pronto. Tonite. I | |
| Don' t give a--I will break your neck and pour jelly all | |
| Over your body and pray to the gods of jelly to burn | |
| Your soul in a jelly like hell. Now get the jelly! | |
| I' m so excited, I' m eating the Intimates out of the | |
| Box. I' ve opened a box and I am eating | |
| I' ll pay for it. Relax. I know you' re concerned, but I | |
| Paid. This is the point during the nothing fight that I | |
| Like to get involved | |
| I have to get involved and I have to say something | |
| Just a little jab, a little poke that will fuel the | |
| Fire. And help take it to the next level. As they' re | |
| Going back and forth, I walk buy them, I lean in, and I | |
| Go like this, hey dude, dude, dude, I know what you | |
| Mean about the jelly bro. Tell this twat to get jelly | |
| Now. guy See, see! Get the jelly-Uh, what' s that word | |
| Again? What, Twat! Good word. Thanks bro. I didn' t ev- I | |
| Forgot about that word. GET THE JELLY TWAT! Great word | |
| Dude, great word. Twat. Yes |
| zuò qǔ : Dane Cook | |
| Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple | |
| Together that hates each others guts? | |
| That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see | |
| Two people that just hate each other. . . together | |
| And look we' ve all been there everybodys been in that | |
| Situation where you will stay with somebody you don' t | |
| Even like them. Two weeks in and already you like pshh | |
| No way. I can' t stand this peroson | |
| I' ll hang around for 5 or 6 years then we can end this | |
| Thing violantly. I got time. Girls you make the | |
| Craziest excuses to stay, your friends will try and get | |
| You out of it. . . Why don' t you just go? Seriously Jill | |
| Just go, Jill? He' s a jerk off. Just take your shit and | |
| Like I can' t just go Kim, it' s not that simple | |
| My cd' s are in his truck I can' t just walk away from 40 | |
| Or 50 cd' s. it' s gonna take 2 or 3 more years of a abuse | |
| Until I can leave with my cd' sThat couple is the best | |
| They fight over everything. Every little thing- huge | |
| Explosion. And it' s not even about the thing, it' s about | |
| The fact that they wanna stab eachother in the neck | |
| With a steak knife because they hate eachother' s | |
| Existance. They get in what I call nothing fights | |
| Fights about absolutely nothing. Right, you see them | |
| Waiting in line for the movie theatre. They hold hands | |
| But it' s not loving at all. it' s like this rigamortis | |
| Romatioid athritis, red rover grip that they got going | |
| On. And everything' s an arguement. I should probably | |
| Bring my jacket, I might get cold | |
| You bring your ing jacket. Ya think. Do ya think? | |
| Yes. What if they' re pumpin' AC in there, and then your | |
| Cold I have to go out and I miss the previews cause I | |
| Gotta get your in' jacket. Bring your jacket | |
| I love nothing fights. The best nothing fight I have | |
| Ever seen in my life. I was at the supermarket a few | |
| Months ago and I' m going down the aisle and I' m at the | |
| Stoffer' s Fresh Bread Pizzas, and I' m deciding do I | |
| Want four cheese or one cheese. Cause sometimes, I like | |
| A lot of cheese. Sometimes, I like a dancing pluffera | |
| Of cheese in my mouth. And then sometimes, I' m into a | |
| More solo cheese adventure. Just a single, one on one | |
| Me and one cheese. Then sometimes I want an orgy of | |
| Cheese on my plate. So as I' m standing there | |
| Contemplating my cheese future, I hear the nothing | |
| Fight going on in the next aisle. I don' t know exactly | |
| What they are saying, but I hear mumbles and grumbles | |
| Ok. I hear the guy going " grumbles" and I hear the girl | |
| She' s like girl voice " grumbles" care. . . more | |
| Grumbles care. . . I don' t even care. . . even more | |
| " grumbles" care. . . guy " grumbles". . . care. I don' t even | |
| Care grumbles again care. . . I hear the nothing fight | |
| I start getting so excited. I' m like I gotta go watch | |
| This, I gotta go see this. I' m so excited I leave my | |
| Cart. You never leave your cart. God forbid somebody | |
| Comes into the store and wants exactly that shit. And | |
| They' re like What. Jackpot. This is everything I | |
| Wanted. I' m peeking around the Intimate cookies and I' m | |
| Watching the best nothing fight that I' ve ever been a | |
| Part of. They' re in eachother' s face. Ok, and the guy | |
| Is saying to the girl and he' s doing it like this Do we | |
| Have any jelly in the house? Do we or do we not have | |
| Jelly. You said we did last time. I' m looking in the | |
| Cabinets and I don' t see any god damn jelly. I just | |
| Wanna know if we have any jelly in the house. And she' s | |
| Egging him on, she' s like girl voice I don' t even like | |
| Jelly. I don' t even like jelly. I get hives if I even | |
| Look at jelly. Wha--I don' t even know about jelly. I' ve | |
| Never even--What is jelly. I don' t even care. And he' s | |
| Like I don' t even give a shit about the hives. I want | |
| Jelly in the in' house. Stat. Pronto. Tonite. I | |
| Don' t give a--I will break your neck and pour jelly all | |
| Over your body and pray to the gods of jelly to burn | |
| Your soul in a jelly like hell. Now get the jelly! | |
| I' m so excited, I' m eating the Intimates out of the | |
| Box. I' ve opened a box and I am eating | |
| I' ll pay for it. Relax. I know you' re concerned, but I | |
| Paid. This is the point during the nothing fight that I | |
| Like to get involved | |
| I have to get involved and I have to say something | |
| Just a little jab, a little poke that will fuel the | |
| Fire. And help take it to the next level. As they' re | |
| Going back and forth, I walk buy them, I lean in, and I | |
| Go like this, hey dude, dude, dude, I know what you | |
| Mean about the jelly bro. Tell this twat to get jelly | |
| Now. guy See, see! Get the jelly-Uh, what' s that word | |
| Again? What, Twat! Good word. Thanks bro. I didn' t ev- I | |
| Forgot about that word. GET THE JELLY TWAT! Great word | |
| Dude, great word. Twat. Yes |
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