歌曲 | Ill Culinary Behaviour |
歌手 | DJ Format |
专辑 | Music For The Mature B Boy |
作曲 : Bernstein, Ford | |
(feat. Abdominal) | |
[VERSE 1: Abdominal] | |
Well hello and welcome | |
If you could wipe your feet on the doormat | |
Please, come in - oh Format... | |
We got company, where's my manners, let me take your coats | |
I hope you're hungry for some flavorful quotes | |
Which I whipped up myself, I'm really hopin that you like it | |
I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish | |
Format? I think he's still in the kitchen | |
Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms | |
Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished | |
I guess all that's left to do is just remix it | |
You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table | |
And what's this, a beautiful patch cable, for me? | |
Really, you shouldn't have | |
Please excuse me, I'ma just go and grab | |
A spare apron to keep your gear fresh | |
Format, where's the food, it's rude, we have guests | |
[CHORUS: Abdominal] | |
Dinner's served, so yo, come and get it | |
Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid | |
Concoctions, explosions of flavor | |
Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
You need seconds? Yo, come and get it | |
Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid | |
Delicacies, explosions of flavor | |
Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
[VERSE 2: Abdominal] | |
Okay, you're right here, and if you could sit there | |
Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen | |
In case he needs to fix the snare | |
Which I'm sure will be crispy enough | |
Ah-ah-ah, we're all hungry, but before we tuck | |
In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces | |
My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace | |
And of course the microphones that we rap into | |
Amen, that's through, so let's eat, pass the loops, bro | |
Soup? No, I said loops, so | |
Delicious with the fishes, nutritious | |
Servin roasted rapper, that's the first dish on my wish list | |
Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean | |
Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team | |
Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit | |
Between 3 and 5 followed by a non-shiny finish | |
For-mat for the punchline-inept | |
Keep eating cause there's tons of food left | |
Really, you just have to taste some home-cooked | |
[CHORUS] | |
[DJ Format cuts up] | |
(Actin ill) | |
(Actin ill) | |
(Actin ill) | |
(The behaviour) | |
(Actin ill) | |
(Actin ill) | |
(Actin ill) | |
(Watch your behaviour) | |
[VERSE 3: Abdominal] | |
I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served | |
But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first | |
Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man | |
Until you finish those breaks on your plate | |
Cause all across the land there be starvin MC's | |
Who'd be happy to rock to beats like these | |
You should be a little bit more considerate | |
And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it | |
And while I'm at it, get your elbows off the damn console | |
Really, where's your manners? | |
I'm ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests | |
But you leave me no choice | |
I'm truly sorry that I had to raise my voice | |
But my son's behaviour simply inexcusable | |
And if I don't see some improvement soon, my fuse'll blow | |
Is that clear, mister? Good, I'm glad we understand one another | |
Now go help your brother Little Format | |
Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware | |
So tomorrow we'll have supper prepared | |
Oh what's that, you say you must be leaving? | |
Such a pity, what a lovely evening | |
Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime | |
I hope you ate enough - of our beats and rhymes | |
[CHORUS] | |
(Ill) (behaviour) | |
(This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips | |
Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips | |
I said to John me husband, "Ain't I gettin fat?" | |
He said, "Not really, love, I like ya like like that" | |
But he's kiddin, you know? | |
Why do I got to be fat? | |
Why have I got to be fat? | |
And then for lunch I had...) |
zuò qǔ : Bernstein, Ford | |
feat. Abdominal | |
VERSE 1: Abdominal | |
Well hello and welcome | |
If you could wipe your feet on the doormat | |
Please, come in oh Format... | |
We got company, where' s my manners, let me take your coats | |
I hope you' re hungry for some flavorful quotes | |
Which I whipped up myself, I' m really hopin that you like it | |
I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish | |
Format? I think he' s still in the kitchen | |
Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms | |
Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished | |
I guess all that' s left to do is just remix it | |
You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table | |
And what' s this, a beautiful patch cable, for me? | |
Really, you shouldn' t have | |
Please excuse me, I' ma just go and grab | |
A spare apron to keep your gear fresh | |
Format, where' s the food, it' s rude, we have guests | |
CHORUS: Abdominal | |
Dinner' s served, so yo, come and get it | |
Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid | |
Concoctions, explosions of flavor | |
Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
You need seconds? Yo, come and get it | |
Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid | |
Delicacies, explosions of flavor | |
Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
VERSE 2: Abdominal | |
Okay, you' re right here, and if you could sit there | |
Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen | |
In case he needs to fix the snare | |
Which I' m sure will be crispy enough | |
Ahahah, we' re all hungry, but before we tuck | |
In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces | |
My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace | |
And of course the microphones that we rap into | |
Amen, that' s through, so let' s eat, pass the loops, bro | |
Soup? No, I said loops, so | |
Delicious with the fishes, nutritious | |
Servin roasted rapper, that' s the first dish on my wish list | |
Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean | |
Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team | |
Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit | |
Between 3 and 5 followed by a nonshiny finish | |
Format for the punchlineinept | |
Keep eating cause there' s tons of food left | |
Really, you just have to taste some homecooked | |
CHORUS | |
DJ Format cuts up | |
Actin ill | |
Actin ill | |
Actin ill | |
The behaviour | |
Actin ill | |
Actin ill | |
Actin ill | |
Watch your behaviour | |
VERSE 3: Abdominal | |
I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served | |
But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first | |
Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man | |
Until you finish those breaks on your plate | |
Cause all across the land there be starvin MC' s | |
Who' d be happy to rock to beats like these | |
You should be a little bit more considerate | |
And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it | |
And while I' m at it, get your elbows off the damn console | |
Really, where' s your manners? | |
I' m ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests | |
But you leave me no choice | |
I' m truly sorry that I had to raise my voice | |
But my son' s behaviour simply inexcusable | |
And if I don' t see some improvement soon, my fuse' ll blow | |
Is that clear, mister? Good, I' m glad we understand one another | |
Now go help your brother Little Format | |
Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware | |
So tomorrow we' ll have supper prepared | |
Oh what' s that, you say you must be leaving? | |
Such a pity, what a lovely evening | |
Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime | |
I hope you ate enough of our beats and rhymes | |
CHORUS | |
Ill behaviour | |
This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips | |
Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips | |
I said to John me husband, " Ain' t I gettin fat?" | |
He said, " Not really, love, I like ya like like that" | |
But he' s kiddin, you know? | |
Why do I got to be fat? | |
Why have I got to be fat? | |
And then for lunch I had... |