[00:00.000] | 作词 : 双档/油面筋 |
[00:00.827] | 作曲 : 百叶包/双档 |
[00:01.654] | 【伊姓狐】 |
[00:02.379] | (微信的声音) |
[00:07.605] | 赵先生:哎,杜老师,侬.侬睏了吗? |
[00:09.888] | 小杜:额...我还没睏,那能? |
[00:12.149] | 赵先生:哎,我还是有比较重要的问题想问问侬。 |
[00:15.735] | 小杜:嗳..又是这个问题,我帮侬讲过了,人家是欢喜侬额。 |
[00:21.752] | 赵先生:嗳个..侬覅要拉杠哦!侬确定伐? |
[00:25.095] | 小杜:戆棺材,阿拉横伐? |
[00:27.851] | 赵先生:嗯…勿横! |
[00:28.801] | 侬.侬覅拉杠哦 ! |
[00:38.378] | 阿拉横伐? |
[00:39.797] | 侬..侬那能介确定啊? |
[00:44.735] | 500块! |
[00:48.560] | 勿黄。 |
[00:49.697] | 等特一歇,侬了作啥? |
[00:51.255] | 吃物事。 |
[00:52.384] | 哟,侬了吃啥物事? |
[00:53.772] | 咸饼干。 |
[00:54.746] | 啥牌子。 |
[00:55.688] | 帮侬搭界伐。 |
[00:56.367] | 日里白讲,夜里瞎讲。 |
[00:58.173] | 可以讲了伐? |
[00:59.095] | 侬讲! |
[01:00.012] | 我问侬,are you Sure? |
[01:01.367] | I’m 梭哈。 |
[01:02.297] | 我没横呀 |
[01:03.663] | 哎哟,蛮枉对额。 |
[01:04.560] | 侬认准了一桩事体,会得改伐? |
[01:06.576] | 勿会。 |
[01:07.264] | 侬欢喜伊,伊做啥事体,侬会的抖豁伐? |
[01:09.980] | 勿会。 |
[01:12.454] | 侬确定伐? |
[01:13.845] | 确定 。 |
[01:14.997] | 侬覅要拉杠? |
[01:16.289] | 我肯定哦! |
[01:17.663] | 横伐 ? |
[01:18.869] | 几钿 ? |
[01:19.911] | 500块! |
[01:20.856] | 好,勿黄。 |
[01:22.207] | 上海秋梦桂花飘香 |
[01:31.875] | (上海秋天日白头作梦,桂花香的来一天世界!) |
[01:34.453] | 外白渡桥上妳我相见 |
[01:42.501] | (外白渡桥上,侬帮吾眼眼交碰着眼眼交!) |
[01:45.658] | 何時能与妳对唱离歌 |
[01:49.942] | (啥辰光好帮侬唱一只卡拉oK,侬0k伐?) |
[01:52.075] | 不想一声闹铃惊现 |
[01:53.654] | (各末,又是啥人轧的闹钟呢?) |
[01:57.435] | 好,现在啥情况? |
[02:01.366] | 搿情况是个样子的,我想问一声,这两天,侬了作啥?伊不回我微信,我奔溃了呀! |
[02:06.900] | 啊,搿就奔溃了?吃点巧克力。是糖份不够伐? |
[02:12.702] | 伊勿回,就让伊去呀。 |
[02:15.628] | 好额,搿还好那能办呢? |
[02:18.118] | 我生怕伊,覅要欢喜其它人喽? |
[02:21.014] | 伊会的回伐? |
[02:22.640] | 会搭回的 。 |
[02:23.778] | 侬那能介确定啊 ? |
[02:25.116] | 我没讲我确定,我就问侬500块,横伐 ? |
[02:28.512] | 好,勿横。讲下去。 |
[02:30.710] | 讲啥拉? |
[02:31.608] | 随便讲两句呀! |
[02:32.737] | 讲光了呀! |
[02:34.316] | 没呀,还没盘清爽来。 |
[02:36.512] | 还要盘啊! |
[02:39.009] | 秋风桂雨落青阶 |
[02:43.276] | (秋风桂花毛毛雨一滴滴落了上阶沿) |
[02:49.776] | 小桥碧水夜难眠 |
[02:54.326] | (小桥轧了绿颜色的水,夜里厢根本睡不着!) |
[02:58.634] | 泛舟高歌难奏曲 |
[03:03.131] | (摇了一部独木船,搿怎么唱歌啊?) |
[03:04.031] | 何人是我画中仙 |
[03:08.556] | (到底啥人是吾的狐狸精呢?) |
[03:15.316] | 侬.侬覅拉杠哦 ! |
[03:18.906] | 阿拉横伐? |
[03:23.783] | 侬..侬那能介确定啊! |
[03:28.916] | 500块! |
[03:32.960] | 勿黄。 |
[03:33.857] | 哎,兄弟!我要睏了。真额,已经没电了 ! |
[03:37.965] | 再讲两句呀。 |
[03:39.083] | 二点钟来,讲到头来 。 |
[03:41.333] | 好,我睏不着。 |
[03:43.582] | 侬又那能了啦? |
[03:46.037] | 侬猜。 |
[03:46.706] | 猜不透。 |
[03:48.085] | 横伐? |
[03:48.768] | 哎哟,侬反过来帮我横啊? |
[03:51.274] | 对! |
[03:52.189] | 戆棺材,好,勿横! |
[03:54.192] | 伊回了呀。 |
[03:55.780] | 嗯!!! |
[03:56.693] | 我讲伊会搭回的吧! |
[03:58.303] | 侬勿要事后诸葛亮好伐! |
[03:59.221] | 准伐? |
[04:00.373] | 难讲。 |
[04:01.227] | 侬应该给我500块伐! |
[04:02.623] | 我没横呀。 |
[04:03.930] | 伊回了啥?哎。 |
[04:07.058] | 伊回了... |
[04:08.681] | 讲呀,快点呀,几点钟了啦? |
[04:13.600] | 何必呢,再会! |
[04:16.270] | 啊,伊姓狐啊? |
[00:00.000] | zuo ci : shuang dang you mian jin |
[00:00.827] | zuo qu : bai ye bao shuang dang |
[00:01.654] | yi xing hu |
[00:02.379] | wei xin de sheng yin |
[00:07.605] | zhao xian sheng: ai, du lao shi, nong nong kun le ma? |
[00:09.888] | xiao du: e wo hai mei kun, na neng? |
[00:12.149] | zhao xian sheng: ai, wo hai shi you bi jiao zhong yao de wen ti xiang wen wen nong. |
[00:15.735] | xiao du: ai you shi zhe ge wen ti, wo bang nong jiang guo le, ren jia shi huan xi nong e. |
[00:21.752] | zhao xian sheng: ai ge nong fiao yao la gang o! nong que ding fa? |
[00:25.095] | xiao du: gang guan cai, a la heng fa? |
[00:27.851] | zhao xian sheng: wu heng! |
[00:28.801] | nong nong fiao la gang o ! |
[00:38.378] | a la heng fa? |
[00:39.797] | nong nong na neng jie que ding a? |
[00:44.735] | 500 kuai! |
[00:48.560] | wu huang. |
[00:49.697] | deng te yi xie, nong le zuo sha? |
[00:51.255] | chi wu shi. |
[00:52.384] | yo, nong le chi sha wu shi? |
[00:53.772] | xian bing gan. |
[00:54.746] | sha pai zi. |
[00:55.688] | bang nong da jie fa. |
[00:56.367] | ri li bai jiang, ye li xia jiang. |
[00:58.173] | ke yi jiang le fa? |
[00:59.095] | nong jiang! |
[01:00.012] | wo wen nong, are you Sure? |
[01:01.367] | I' m suo ha. |
[01:02.297] | wo mei heng ya |
[01:03.663] | ai yo, man wang dui e. |
[01:04.560] | nong ren zhun le yi zhuang shi ti, hui de gai fa? |
[01:06.576] | wu hui. |
[01:07.264] | nong huan xi yi, yi zuo sha shi ti, nong hui de dou huo fa? |
[01:09.980] | wu hui. |
[01:12.454] | nong que ding fa? |
[01:13.845] | que ding . |
[01:14.997] | nong fiao yao la gang? |
[01:16.289] | wo ken ding o! |
[01:17.663] | heng fa ? |
[01:18.869] | ji dian ? |
[01:19.911] | 500 kuai! |
[01:20.856] | hao, wu huang. |
[01:22.207] | shang hai qiu meng gui hua piao xiang |
[01:31.875] | shang hai qiu tian ri bai tou zuo meng, gui hua xiang de lai yi tian shi jie! |
[01:34.453] | wai bai du qiao shang nai wo xiang jian |
[01:42.501] | wai bai du qiao shang, nong bang wu yan yan jiao peng zhuo yan yan jiao! |
[01:45.658] | he shi neng yu nai dui chang li ge |
[01:49.942] | sha chen guang hao bang nong chang yi zhi ka la oK, nong 0k fa? |
[01:52.075] | bu xiang yi sheng nao ling jing xian |
[01:53.654] | ge mo, you shi sha ren ya de nao zhong ne? |
[01:57.435] | hao, xian zai sha qing kuang? |
[02:01.366] | ge qing kuang shi ge yang zi de, wo xiang wen yi sheng, zhe liang tian, nong le zuo sha? yi bu hui wo wei xin, wo ben kui le ya! |
[02:06.900] | a, ge jiu ben kui le? chi dian qiao ke li. shi tang fen bu gou fa? |
[02:12.702] | yi wu hui, jiu rang yi qu ya. |
[02:15.628] | hao e, ge hai hao na neng ban ne? |
[02:18.118] | wo sheng pa yi, fiao yao huan xi qi ta ren lou? |
[02:21.014] | yi hui de hui fa? |
[02:22.640] | hui da hui de . |
[02:23.778] | nong na neng jie que ding a ? |
[02:25.116] | wo mei jiang wo que ding, wo jiu wen nong 500 kuai, heng fa ? |
[02:28.512] | hao, wu heng. jiang xia qu. |
[02:30.710] | jiang sha la? |
[02:31.608] | sui bian jiang liang ju ya! |
[02:32.737] | jiang guang le ya! |
[02:34.316] | mei ya, hai mei pan qing shuang lai. |
[02:36.512] | hai yao pan a! |
[02:39.009] | qiu feng gui yu luo qing jie |
[02:43.276] | qiu feng gui hua mao mao yu yi di di luo le shang jie yan |
[02:49.776] | xiao qiao bi shui ye nan mian |
[02:54.326] | xiao qiao ya le lv yan se de shui, ye li xiang gen ben shui bu zhao! |
[02:58.634] | fan zhou gao ge nan zou qu |
[03:03.131] | yao le yi bu du mu chuan, ge zen me chang ge a? |
[03:04.031] | he ren shi wo hua zhong xian |
[03:08.556] | dao di sha ren shi wu de hu li jing ne? |
[03:15.316] | nong nong fiao la gang o ! |
[03:18.906] | a la heng fa? |
[03:23.783] | nong nong na neng jie que ding a! |
[03:28.916] | 500 kuai! |
[03:32.960] | wu huang. |
[03:33.857] | ai, xiong di! wo yao kun le. zhen e, yi jing mei dian le ! |
[03:37.965] | zai jiang liang ju ya. |
[03:39.083] | er dian zhong lai, jiang dao tou lai . |
[03:41.333] | hao, wo kun bu zhao. |
[03:43.582] | nong you na neng le la? |
[03:46.037] | nong cai. |
[03:46.706] | cai bu tou. |
[03:48.085] | heng fa? |
[03:48.768] | ai yo, nong fan guo lai bang wo heng a? |
[03:51.274] | dui! |
[03:52.189] | gang guan cai, hao, wu heng! |
[03:54.192] | yi hui le ya. |
[03:55.780] | !!! |
[03:56.693] | wo jiang yi hui da hui de ba! |
[03:58.303] | nong wu yao shi hou zhu ge liang hao fa! |
[03:59.221] | zhun fa? |
[04:00.373] | nan jiang. |
[04:01.227] | nong ying gai gei wo 500 kuai fa! |
[04:02.623] | wo mei heng ya. |
[04:03.930] | yi hui le sha? ai. |
[04:07.058] | yi hui le |
[04:08.681] | jiang ya, kuai dian ya, ji dian zhong le la? |
[04:13.600] | he bi ne, zai hui! |
[04:16.270] | a, yi xing hu a? |
[00:00.000] | zuò cí : shuāng dàng yóu miàn jīn |
[00:00.827] | zuò qǔ : bǎi yè bāo shuāng dàng |
[00:01.654] | yī xìng hú |
[00:02.379] | wēi xìn de shēng yīn |
[00:07.605] | zhào xiān shēng: āi, dù lǎo shī, nóng nóng kùn le ma? |
[00:09.888] | xiǎo dù: é wǒ hái méi kùn, nà néng? |
[00:12.149] | zhào xiān shēng: āi, wǒ hái shì yǒu bǐ jiào zhòng yào de wèn tí xiǎng wèn wèn nóng. |
[00:15.735] | xiǎo dù: āi yòu shì zhè gè wèn tí, wǒ bāng nóng jiǎng guò le, rén jiā shì huān xǐ nóng é. |
[00:21.752] | zhào xiān shēng: āi gè nóng fiào yào lā gāng ó! nóng què dìng fá? |
[00:25.095] | xiǎo dù: gàng guān cái, ā lā héng fá? |
[00:27.851] | zhào xiān shēng: wù héng! |
[00:28.801] | nóng nóng fiào lā gāng ó ! |
[00:38.378] | ā lā héng fá? |
[00:39.797] | nóng nóng nà néng jiè què dìng a? |
[00:44.735] | 500 kuài! |
[00:48.560] | wù huáng. |
[00:49.697] | děng tè yī xiē, nóng le zuò shà? |
[00:51.255] | chī wù shì. |
[00:52.384] | yō, nóng le chī shà wù shì? |
[00:53.772] | xián bǐng gān. |
[00:54.746] | shà pái zi. |
[00:55.688] | bāng nóng dā jiè fá. |
[00:56.367] | rì lǐ bái jiǎng, yè lǐ xiā jiǎng. |
[00:58.173] | kě yǐ jiǎng le fá? |
[00:59.095] | nóng jiǎng! |
[01:00.012] | wǒ wèn nóng, are you Sure? |
[01:01.367] | I' m suō hā. |
[01:02.297] | wǒ méi héng ya |
[01:03.663] | āi yō, mán wǎng duì é. |
[01:04.560] | nóng rèn zhǔn le yī zhuāng shì tǐ, huì de gǎi fá? |
[01:06.576] | wù huì. |
[01:07.264] | nóng huān xǐ yī, yī zuò shà shì tǐ, nóng huì de dǒu huō fá? |
[01:09.980] | wù huì. |
[01:12.454] | nóng què dìng fá? |
[01:13.845] | què dìng . |
[01:14.997] | nóng fiào yào lā gāng? |
[01:16.289] | wǒ kěn dìng ó! |
[01:17.663] | héng fá ? |
[01:18.869] | jǐ diàn ? |
[01:19.911] | 500 kuài! |
[01:20.856] | hǎo, wù huáng. |
[01:22.207] | shàng hǎi qiū mèng guì huā piāo xiāng |
[01:31.875] | shàng hǎi qiū tiān rì bái tóu zuò mèng, guì huā xiāng de lái yì tiān shì jiè! |
[01:34.453] | wài bái dù qiáo shàng nǎi wǒ xiāng jiàn |
[01:42.501] | wài bái dù qiáo shàng, nóng bāng wú yǎn yǎn jiāo pèng zhuó yǎn yǎn jiāo! |
[01:45.658] | hé shí néng yǔ nǎi duì chàng lí gē |
[01:49.942] | shà chén guāng hǎo bāng nóng chàng yì zhī kǎ lā oK, nóng 0k fá? |
[01:52.075] | bù xiǎng yī shēng nào líng jīng xiàn |
[01:53.654] | gè mò, yòu shì shà rén yà de nào zhōng ne? |
[01:57.435] | hǎo, xiàn zài shà qíng kuàng? |
[02:01.366] | gé qíng kuàng shì gè yàng zi de, wǒ xiǎng wèn yī shēng, zhè liǎng tiān, nóng le zuò shà? yī bù huí wǒ wēi xìn, wǒ bēn kuì le ya! |
[02:06.900] | a, gé jiù bēn kuì le? chī diǎn qiǎo kè lì. shì táng fèn bù gòu fá? |
[02:12.702] | yī wù huí, jiù ràng yī qù ya. |
[02:15.628] | hǎo é, gé hái hǎo nà néng bàn ne? |
[02:18.118] | wǒ shēng pà yī, fiào yào huān xǐ qí tā rén lóu? |
[02:21.014] | yī huì de huí fá? |
[02:22.640] | huì dā huí de . |
[02:23.778] | nóng nà néng jiè què dìng a ? |
[02:25.116] | wǒ méi jiǎng wǒ què dìng, wǒ jiù wèn nóng 500 kuài, héng fá ? |
[02:28.512] | hǎo, wù héng. jiǎng xià qù. |
[02:30.710] | jiǎng shà lā? |
[02:31.608] | suí biàn jiǎng liǎng jù ya! |
[02:32.737] | jiǎng guāng le ya! |
[02:34.316] | méi ya, hái méi pán qīng shuǎng lái. |
[02:36.512] | hái yào pán a! |
[02:39.009] | qiū fēng guì yǔ luò qīng jiē |
[02:43.276] | qiū fēng guì huā máo máo yǔ yī dī dī luò le shàng jiē yán |
[02:49.776] | xiǎo qiáo bì shuǐ yè nán mián |
[02:54.326] | xiǎo qiáo yà le lǜ yán sè de shuǐ, yè lǐ xiāng gēn běn shuì bù zháo! |
[02:58.634] | fàn zhōu gāo gē nán zòu qū |
[03:03.131] | yáo le yī bù dú mù chuán, gé zěn me chàng gē a? |
[03:04.031] | hé rén shì wǒ huà zhōng xiān |
[03:08.556] | dào dǐ shà rén shì wú de hú lí jīng ne? |
[03:15.316] | nóng nóng fiào lā gāng ó ! |
[03:18.906] | ā lā héng fá? |
[03:23.783] | nóng nóng nà néng jiè què dìng a! |
[03:28.916] | 500 kuài! |
[03:32.960] | wù huáng. |
[03:33.857] | āi, xiōng dì! wǒ yào kùn le. zhēn é, yǐ jīng méi diàn le ! |
[03:37.965] | zài jiǎng liǎng jù ya. |
[03:39.083] | èr diǎn zhōng lái, jiǎng dào tóu lái . |
[03:41.333] | hǎo, wǒ kùn bù zháo. |
[03:43.582] | nóng yòu nà néng le la? |
[03:46.037] | nóng cāi. |
[03:46.706] | cāi bu tòu. |
[03:48.085] | héng fá? |
[03:48.768] | āi yō, nóng fǎn guò lái bāng wǒ héng a? |
[03:51.274] | duì! |
[03:52.189] | gàng guān cái, hǎo, wù héng! |
[03:54.192] | yī huí le ya. |
[03:55.780] | !!! |
[03:56.693] | wǒ jiǎng yī huì dā huí de ba! |
[03:58.303] | nóng wù yào shì hòu zhū gě liàng hǎo fá! |
[03:59.221] | zhǔn fá? |
[04:00.373] | nán jiǎng. |
[04:01.227] | nóng yīng gāi gěi wǒ 500 kuài fá! |
[04:02.623] | wǒ méi héng ya. |
[04:03.930] | yī huí le shà? āi. |
[04:07.058] | yī huí le |
[04:08.681] | jiǎng ya, kuài diǎn ya, jǐ diǎn zhōng le la? |
[04:13.600] | hé bì ne, zài huì! |
[04:16.270] | a, yī xìng hú a? |