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Welcome to the BSOD instructional track for DJ's |
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Now lets begin |
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Let's start with a simple kick drum |
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The bass is what makes the booty move |
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Feel the bass |
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I like the bass |
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But I digress |
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Please surrender your booty to the bass |
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The next part to enter is the open hi-hat |
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The open hi-hat creates the counter-syncopation |
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Making you want to dance |
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Now lets bring in some chorus |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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Now it is time for the breakdown |
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The breakdown allows the track to really break the repetition |
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Now for the quiet part |
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Let's filter the hi-hat |
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Let's filter the chorus |
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Let's filter the bass |
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I like the filters |
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I like the grooves |
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But I digress |
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Let's break it down to a kick drum |
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Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting |
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Look up from your decks |
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Look at the audience |
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It is important to show that you are alive |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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Lets break it down to a kick drum |
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The bass is what makes the booty move |
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Feel the bass |
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Remember, even though you are the DJ |
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It is okay to dance |
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Now you should notice the dance floor is reacting |
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Look up from your decks |
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Look at the audience |
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It is important to show that you are alive |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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This is the hook |
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It's catchy, you'll like it. |
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If the DJ doesn't have the next track cued by now |
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He or she is ****ed. |
