|
As I was motivatin' |
|
Back in town |
|
I saw a Cadillac sign |
|
Sayin' "No Money Down" |
|
So I eased on my brakes |
|
And I pulled in the drive |
|
Gunned my motor twice |
|
Then I walked inside |
|
Dealer came to me |
|
Said "Trade in you Ford |
|
And I'll put you in a car |
|
That'll eat up the road |
|
Just tell me what you want |
|
And then sign on that line |
|
And I'll have it brought down to you |
|
In a hour's time" |
|
I'm gonna get me a car |
|
And I'll be headed on down the road |
|
Then I won't have to worry |
|
About that broken - down, raggedy Ford |
|
"Well Mister I want a yellow convertible |
|
Four - door de Ville |
|
With a Continental spare |
|
And a wide chrome wheel |
|
I want power steering |
|
And power brakes |
|
I want a powerful motor |
|
With a jet off - take |
|
I want air condition |
|
I want automatic heat |
|
And I want a full Murphy bed |
|
In my back seat |
|
I want short - wave radio |
|
I want TV and a phone |
|
You know I gotta talk to my baby |
|
When I'm ridin' alone" |
|
Yes I'm gonna get that car |
|
And I'm gonna head on down the road |
|
Yeah, then I won't have to worry |
|
About that broken - down, raggedy Ford |
|
"I want four carburetors |
|
And two straight exhausts |
|
I'm burnin' aviation fuel |
|
No matter what the cost |
|
I want railroad air horns |
|
And a military spark |
|
And I want a five - year guarantee |
|
On everything I got |
|
I want ten - dollar deductible |
|
I want twenty dollar notes |
|
I want thirty thousand liability" |
|
That's all she wrote |
|
I got me a car |
|
And I'm headed on down the road |
|
No money down |
|
I don't have to worry |
|
About that broken - down, raggedy Ford |
